/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28632562
Post pics or LARP. She might also have been fucking with you, or joking, and you're too autistic to realize. If you're even insecure enough to faux-prostitute your gf, your relationship was probably in the pits anyway.

>>28632562
You two sound perfect for each other.

>>28632562
Fake and gay.
Also I fucked your gf last night and tipped her an extra $9k because Im rich.

shit bro you should send me some eth before you neck yourself

note to jannies this post is satirical and i don't want the eth

>>28632562
i let my wife have sex with other men and she lets man bang other women who cares dude. Its literally in your head.

>>28632562
No she probably wanted to buy you a PS5
she's a keeper

All men are whores too. You saying you don't have a price? You wouldn't suck a dick for a million dollars?

>>28632761
based but real advice

>>28632806
Enjoy your herpes, cuck.

>>28632562
Sounds like your perfect for eachother

>>28632855
>You wouldn't suck a dick for a million dollars?
Hell no, that's trashy as fuck. I'd suck a dick for free.

>>28632562
She finally met Riley! Mainstream porn when? Oof, BLACKED when?!?!?!??!?!?!

>>28632562
>I'm really convinced that every woman has a price
They absolutely do. But that price is usually A LOT fucking higher than a measly $1000 to cheat on someone they love. She's a whore and you need to drop her.

>>28632562
donate all your money to some rebel cause, tell her what you did with the money, dump her, and then go get a job at McDonalds.

>>28632806
imagine being this much of a cuck

>>28632562
Send her a pic of a bbc on the alt and post screens

>>28632947
She said on Logan Paul she wanted to "do porn some day in the future" when asked "what's next" and she said she'd love to meet up with Riley or something and Logan Paul knows her so he maybe hooked her up

Shietttt

>>28632562
If you’ve been cheating on her and are mad about her being a white too, you deserve all the pain it will bring you. Eat shit.

>>28632806
Whereas in reality other men view your wife as a place to nut, and the dude who’s wife is the town cum dump can’t be respected by anyone.

>>28632562
Screencap or fuck off.

>>28632562
I didn't read your post OP but now I did and honestly this sounds very mentally ill altogether
>You are probably 35?
>She is 20 something?
>You are a loser? Yet you are cheating on her? And she's perfect? Why the fuck are you cheating and how the fuck are you landing so much amazing ass?
>Why the fuck are you messaging her with fake accounts asking for sex to see what her price is?
>Why the fuck is she offering a price for sex?

All in all this honestly sounds very California and maybe you should just kys desu easy come easy go you'll probably lose the cryptos AND her too this doesn't sound sustain

>>28632562
> I'm also a piece of shit and have been cheating on her constantly.

Anon who are you to judge? Nigga sex is fun. If someone said they wanted me to bed them for a $100 i'd do it.
That all said she could be joking. If it really bothers you that much carry the prank even further and give her a place to meet,hang out there and confront he if she actually shows. If she doesn't or she tries to siphon money out before the meeting she's at worst just scamming people and never does anything.

All things considered $1k is not very much. That's all you are worth to her. I'd bet your portfolio fluctuates up and down that much from one minute to the next. A thousand bucks, like a week's paycheck.
Did she at least do anal or give really good head? It's sad to go through but at least it's on your terms this way and you are unaware of any times she actually wrapped her legs around another guy as he unloads cum inside her. It'd probably hurt more if you found out she would fuck another by seeing pics of her with cum on her face or some guy telling you he enjoyed her ass and filled it up.

Men can have principle women can not.

>>28633198
wheras in reality after 10 years of marriage this shit gets boring and you want to bang new chicks but you have kids and do not want seperate them.

Open Relationship is the only way for me. Call me a cuck i dont give a shit..I roll in more pussy than you ever will and im married

>>28632855
The government is going to tax that million. I'd need at least 5 million and it better be some white dude i'm sucking off.

>>28632947
One can hope.
Her 'sextape' or whatever that was was mid as fuck.
Her dude sucks and she looked like she wasn't enjoying having sex.

>>28632761
came here to say this. A backstabbing whore and a cheating son of a bitch. You're literally soulmates.

>>28632562
LAAAAARP

"Go on fuck that nigga get it over with"-future hendrix

>>28633502
You have kids...you are worse than a Cuck, you’re a failure as a head of family. And your wife is a worthless piece of meat. I hope when your kids find out they cut off all contact, you impulsive degenerates can’t be a good influence.

>>28632768
Imagine apologizing to the unpayed garbage men of this uber trash board . NGMI

>>28632931
exactly, why taint it by bringing money into the equation? smhtbhfam

This is the biggest fucking LARP lmao stay single and broke loser

>>28632562
What an interesting fantasy world you have concocted for yourself.

Wrong, only 99% of them are.

>>28632562
No Screencap? Bait

>>28633502
How about putting your kids ahead of your genitals? You’ve guaranteed they’re going to be fucked up now because you and your wife engage in unfaithful, degenerate behavior.

>>28632562
Sorry bro.

>>28632562
>I'm also a piece of shit and have been cheating on her constantly.
kill yourself

this is a LARP because OP just started a thread about approaching a chick in class for sex for 10k, its like almost the same topic

>>28632562
ask her to meet up on the fake account, if she does come then you're it's dump it

I've seen this post before and im not even a biz or chan daily visitor.

Www.larp.com/runescape

Break up with her but record her reaction ideally on video for when you tell her about your portfolio.
I feel like more anons need redpills.

>>28632562
>All women
Everyone has a price anonkun
FTFY

>>28632562
>Jew's wife comes to him with their son
>The son needs to know what's the difference between theoretically and practically
>The jew looks at his wife
>"Well, Sara, if there was a man who offered you million shekels for cheating on me would you take it?"
>His wife replies "My love, for you and my love to you you know I would have to accept such an offer."
>Jew continues:"As expected, and what about our daughter? Would she accept such an offer?"
>The wife responds:"Of course she would! All for the sake of our family!"
>The jew nods:"Well son there you have it, theoretically our family has two million dollars, however practically it has two whores."
God I love jewish anecdotes.

>>28634134
>you're it's dump it
i meant to say it's time to dump it kek

>>28632562
Dude you're getting ripped off I only paid 1 Merc dime for a blowie and the dollar is still worth 90% of itself.

>>28632806
Lmao

What's with all the "you two deserve each other" (normies) or "LARP" (incel) NPC comments? Is it the reddit and pol tourists?

Based >>28632806 seems to be the only non NPC ITT.

>>28632562
Riley reid is so fucking hot

>>28632562
>her price was 1000
>she has never asked me for a single cent

You answered yourself , she have already cheated on you fren

>>28632855
I’m straight but I’d suck a sick for a million dollars

>>28634231
The jewish thing would then be to leverage the 2 million theoretical dollars and lend it out to the goyim

>>28632562
The real blackpill is that any girl that is slightly sane like yours is a massive whore. They are sane enough to not treat their pussy like its gods gift to earth and are easy to get along with. Obviously its easier to fuck them than the majority of girls because they arent some seething cunt.

>>28632806
nice

>>28632562
OP, you are probably a LARP, but here's what you should do if you were in that situation, since you are bordering on sociopathy anyway.

Flex a little bit of your wealth to her, but be vague about, like online business or something. Treat her to some nice stuff. That way she's hooked and keen and interested.

Next you hit her with the open-minded-pill. Open relationship, cuckolding, whatever. But make sure you're in control of all that stuff.

Anyway, if you line everything up and play your cards right, congrats, you're a literal pimp. Milk that cash cow for all she's worth, then dump that washed up whore like the reptile-brained sociopath that you are.

>>28632562
You literally cannot do better than her. You're a rat trapped on a shitty boat, anon. You don't deserve her, especially after that stupid little game you played with her.

I'd honestly bet she knows it's you and she's fucking with you.

>>28634297
They’re a bunch of incels that don’t get pussy. Glad there’s some based niggas in this thread. All women are whores. All men want to get their dick wet. Life is a fucking joke and nothing matters.

>>28632562
>business and finance
just pimp her out for a thousand a ride and "manage" her money.

>>28633999
they dont even know faggot. Mom and Dad are still together in their eyes.

Cope

Open relationship is better than divorce and losing half your shit.

Next time peopose to you mom and see how that turns out LOL!

>>28632562
I felt sorry for you until you admitted to cheating. Get fucked faggot.

almost all womans are full of astral parasytes and they really want to enslave another stupid soul in this place, dump that bitch and get ur shit together nigger if u want to win the promise land

>>28634231
kek

>>28632562
what's her number?

>>28633629
She is too skinny too weak and too pathetic imo
If she is to have this body someone needs to bend her and tie her into a knot and use her like the toy she is

Get someone to actually sleep with her for the $1000, tell her you set it up, demand 80%

>>28632562
cuckception

>>28634792
Cuck.

>>28634908
this, based and /x/-pilled

>>28632806
degenerate.

>>28634557
Yes, I'll probably try to persuade her into a more honest open relationship type of thing. I just worry compartmentalizing sex and love is impossible for women when it's easy for men.

>>28632562
Excuse me, but who are the two fine gentlemen in ((pic))?

>>28632562
>I'm also a piece of shit and have been cheating on her constantly.
>* I am a deadbeat loser, except I now have 1m in crypto and never told her about it. I still live like a complete poor fag.
Based, just don't marry her and keep fucking her while you cheat on her.

>>28632562
You have to consider the possibility that she wouldn't go through with it. Send her her the money and set a meetup time/place. See if she actually shows up. If she does, then you need to confront her and them leave her. If she runs off with the money then consider that a $1000 cost to know if she's a whore

>>28632562
i'll offer her $1200 then

Post screenshots you faggot larper

>>28632806
based

>>28632768
Jannies,
I also think OP should neck himself. This post is bot satirical and I do want to ETH

>>28634792
So you admit your cuck behavior is actually just marriage cope and fear of divorce rape

>>28632562
Your gf is based but you are cucks cause she hasn't told you. She should tell you "hey anon this loser wants me to have sex with him for a 1000 dollars, what do you think". If you weren't a cucks you would say, fuck that I can give you a thousand dollars any day, ask him for "whatever price you think is right". But since you are poorfags with no self esteem, you are fucked.

>>28632562
I once asked from my gf the same thing and she said, after thinking for a moment, that it would be 1m. I have pretty good salary, so it might explain the higher price.
Anons, is this bad or good thing? Altough she also said that if some guy would want to fuck me; she would sell me too for 1m, so maybe she just likes money.

>>28634423
>>28633598
faggots

>>28632562
Don't leave her until she actually does. You don't know if she was telling the purpose offer the truth or baiting him to set up a fall with police. Also you would possibly only ever find the exact same women of lesser quality that would take even less for bait.

>>28632806
Based anon btfo incels that don't have sex.

>>28635249
You missed my entire /biz/-related point, dumbass.
Thousand dollars a pop is good money, and it adds up. She is not a keeper, she is not waifu-material, as you have clearly found out. Leverage her whorish behavior, or just GTFO for reasons and never look back.
If you're not gonna try to make a buck off this skank, please don't go full cuckold open relationship like that other low-T Anon in this thread.

>>28634297
>promoting cuckoldry
>accusing others of being from reddit
>pol

>>28632806
disgusting

>>28632562
That's the price of a mid-tier hooker. She's not even charging much. I'd understand forgiving her if she was making a lot of money, but she's pretty cheap.

>>28632740
This
>>28632761
Also this

Also not /biz/ related

>>28632806
Islam was right about women.

>>28635629
I've been thinking about whoring her out on OF or pornhub etc. But just for shit and giggles and because it would turn me on as a sexual degenerate. I don't actually need the money.

>>28632888
Literally almost every girl that participates in tinder has some form of hsv. Its 80% asymptomatic or so minor that it goes unnoticed.

>>28635591
>baiting him to set up to fall with the police

Nigga please she would have just ignore it. $1000 is that whores floor

>>28633502
Ur wife just came back from sucking tyrones dick then kissed ur kids goodbye for school, cuckpilled. Have threesomes with ur wife if its boring.

>>28632562
If youve been cheating on her then why would you expect anything different from her?

>>28634606
how to pick up women? I am an 18 year old kissless virgin in a uk university. I am legit clueless, help

>>28635742
based
Fuck women.

>>28634423
me too. id give up my throat virginity for a $1M paycheck. imagine just havig to suck one dick and then never having to work again. based.

>>28635632
Open relationship, swinging, threesomes etc != cuckoldry

>>28635811
I've known girls that would due to feeling high and mighty. Jew women.

>>28634792
You’re filth

>>28632806
SAD

>>28635576
if she priced both of you at 1m, very based.

>>28633241
>all this honestly sounds very California
couldn’t have said it any better myself

>>28635826
What's wrong with cheating? Monogamy only exists to ensure the sustainability of the family unit.

>>28635841
>how to pick up women? I am an 18 year old kissless virgin in a uk university. I am legit clueless, help
pls anyone?

>>28634043
this, unironically

>>28632562
yeah dump that stupid slut

>>28635576
based anon asks his girl directly instead of doing sheisty games like OP, and gets 1000x price too, top fucking kek

>>28636152
i'd slap those tits so fucking hard holy shit

>>28634297
nice bait tranny you like the attention?

>>28632806
>>28633502
>>28634792
No way this is real lmao.

>>28635632
La creatura

>>28636152
I guess itd be the fact you’re deceiving your partner, lying to your partner, which just means the person cheating is untrustworthy, good relationships are built on trust.

>>28636563
The real cuck mindset is wanting to have sex with the same person for the rest of your life.

>>28636152
The family unit cannot survive when you betray said family. Talk to children who had parents that cheated (and subsequently divorced).

Riley Reid is depressed that she can’t find a man to love her. Will you save her, /biz/?

https://www.ibtimes.com/porn-star-riley-reid-reveals-dating-struggles-says-dating-apps-keep-deleting-her-3063657

>>28632855
fuck no. if heaven turns out to be real and my friends end up in heaven theyll find out and roast me for all eternity. fuck that

>>28632562
You have 1m in crypto. Just dump her and find a loyal viet or filipino gf overseas. YOU HAVE MORE POTENTIAL IN YOURSELF THEN YOU THINK. BELIEVE AND TRUST THAT.

>>28636181
Do anything, Fail, recognize mistakes, try again

>>28634792
lmao lets normalize adultery. wow. no dignity or morals. im literally convinced were on the road to legalize pedophilia and i bet youd vote yes huh?

>>28633753
>>28633999
>>28635813
>>28636563
>REEEEEEE Jeebuz said ONE man and ONE woman!!!

>>28634792
>Open relationship is better than divorce and losing half your shit.
I would call you a troll if it weren't for the fact that this type of thinking is the norm on places like plebbit, and you're probably a GME tourist

>>28632562
Fuck of larper you posted this before

>>28635841
Tinder

OP has a chance to pimp out his bitch right here but he getting all emotional and shit instead fucking lmfao.
Here how you do it, shouldbt be telling a busta this but oh well
>go to a bar and tell guys you know a hot chick down to party for a price
>you take percentage up front, she gets the rest
>after a few tricks being turned let her know you pimping her and if she doesnt agree to keep doing it you tell all her family friends and work colleagues

Having multiple partners and engaging in an open relationship is the modern thinking man's choice. You need to jump through multiple mental hurdles and turn off your brain to entertain and commit to the idea of sharing your spouse with others. Even more so when you have a family.

>>28632562
Show up with the money and see what happens.

>>28637801
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spend more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

>>28632562
Please get out while you still can, never tell women about your 1m.
Need you to make it anon and she's in the way of that, disgusting prostitute.

the second a woman accepts sex for money she becomes a prostitute GET OUT! GOOOO!

>>28636749
>t. Faggot

>>28632562
>#larp 3285293752390
>130 replies
biz gonna biz

>>28636852

i wish dude, wish i could swing that piece...

>>28637801
man so much sell signal in this thread

>>28633036
I hope all zoomers kill themselves

>>28636749
>>28637428
>unironically defending your woman being the neighborhood cumdump
>unironically poasting Belle Delphine
A fool and his money are soon parted...

>>28638134
lmao damn i forgot we were on biz for a sec

>>28637428
Not an argument. Your children should be taken away from you as you. Enjoy your soulless degenerate nigger-tier relationship, God have mercy on your poor children.

>>28637004
>having self respect
>white man with asian gf

lol pick one and only one

lmao pick one

>>28636251
Yeah and I don't understand what kind of a relationship it is, if you can't just ask something like that straight from your girl. I have noticed that women in general like it, when man just ask, what he wants to know. Only children and women play such secretive games to get info from others.

>>28633502
hahaha what a larp. you are going to die alone if true.

>>28638280
>God have mercy on your poor children.
in todays society kids w o divorced parents will be considered weird i.e. wont be able to relate to anyone bc all of them divorce eventually.

if you bring kids in this world be o.k with the fact that you have to raise them in order to adhere to the sick society otherwise they will suffer. if you are not ok with that dont reproduce

nice blog post faggot

>>28638323
White women are over desu
where the fuck will you ever find one who's brain wasnt destroyed by instagram

remote parts of russia maybe?

>>28634108
I was in that thread. This OP posted this same thing in that older thread asking for advice. This thread is not a larp.

FUCK WOMEN.

Sirs, just take this call and you can forget about these whores... it is for the good sir.

>>28635841
don’t be indian

>>28636261
That's Mati and she's an S tier simp scammer so she'd drain your bank account and leave you hanging before you even got in range of her rack let alone her sending you a nude.

Her tits are overrated anyway.

>>28635841
Download dating apps and practice talking / meeting women. Just don’t be too much of a sperg. If possible, adopt some normie interests so women can relate to you. The better you can put up a facade of normie-ness, the better your chances are. Ideally, you’d want a partner who can accept your spergie quirks, but that’s like finding a needle in a haystack. You’re young so you have time to explore and meet people. Just practice, up your body count, and if you fail to close, don’t get discouraged and keep trying. There’s plenty of women out there. If you’re really desperate, you can pay for thots on seeking.com. Good luck anon

>>28633767
Being a jannie for /biz/ is probably fucking profitable. You could even do backdoor deals with upcoming cryptos.

>>28632806
i let my wife have sex with other men and she lets man bang other women who cares dude. Its literally in your head.

>>28638643
>in todays society kids w/o divorced parents will be considered weird i.e. wont be able to relate to anyone bc all of them divorce eventually
If you raise your children around degenerates instead of around a wholesome, educated environment then yes they can't relate.
>if you bring kids in this world be o.k with the fact that you have to raise them in order to adhere to the sick society otherwise they will suffer. if you are not ok with that dont reproduce
No you retard. It takes a man to raise his children and teach them how to be above the degerancy plaguing the world and how to survive. You are a cuck - you are not a man, even if you have children. You are incapable of being a father and ironically should be the one not to produce. I would make sure never to expose my children to the kind of filth you normalize and have a healthy, monogamous relationship with my one wife who loves me and is not a lustful cumdumpster roastie. Unironically kill yourself in Minecraft and admit your children to an orphanage before your tainted lifestyle rubs off on them.

>>28632562
Bro she is ripping you off I fucked her for 2.50. You should have haggled harder.

>>28632562
>date shit women
>surprised when they turn out to be a shit person

wow if I had the same common sense awareness as you I would’ve killed myself years ago

>>28632761
Spbp

>>28632562
Obvious larp. You're not poor if you have $1MM in crypto. Halfway to being set for life in a first world country.

But yes, "you" should break up with your gf in a situation like this.

>>28632562
Does she accept CVC or XLM?

>>28634792
you are either a retard or a faggot, maybe both

I'm gonna be real- the 18yo girl at the chikfila with the fat titties who gave me my two (TWO) Spicy Chicken Deluxe sandwiches (just the entree I'm not into the fries and got plenty of Lipton Diet Green Tea Mixed Berry at home) was infinitely sexier than these manfaced skank e-girls and probably a lot cheaper too, if you catch my drift.