/biz/ - Business & Finance

This isn’t common knowledge? The only other person who knows I have crypto is mommy, and that’s incase I die doing something stupid.

>>28623843
i told me parents i made 200 in crypto. and they are relieved that im making money. but i actually made 15000 off asko.

it's the only thing that is remotely interesting about me

Never planned to

I made the mistake of telling someone because they brought up btc and they've been calling and texting me ever since... don't be me anons.

I was talking to my brothers about Chainlink hitting $32 yesterday and my girlfriend asked how many I have and I was drunk and told her (2k). I've been living rent free with her for a year while she works two jobs and now she wants me to sell some to pay for new siding

I did and my father is proud of me, it felt so good bros, I hope he is happy now I miss him

>>28623913
You can make a will at the notary

>>28623843
>grabbing lunch with a friend
>he catches me looking at my blockfolio
>i say it's just a stock simulation, haha kekarino
>sees through my bullshit
>asks me if i can pay for a full tank of gas
>to this day, continues badgering me about buying small things for him like lotto tickets etc.
money didn't change me
but it changed the people around me
never tell anyone ever, not even people you thought you could trust

>>28624657
>lotto tickets

i'd clock him

>>28624657
delete him from your contacts, asking someone if he can buy you lottery tickets is lower than volunteering at the local gloryhole

>>28624978
Seriously. I keep trying to get my retards friends to buy crypto, but they keep bitching that they don't have enough money to invest while they're out buying car parts and dildos and whatever. Now I'm closing in on six figures I'm just gonna quit talking about it.

>>28624978
yeah sounds like a stupid nigger.of all the things he could get from anon he he choses the most stupid thing.

I only tell a few of my best friends because I want them to make it with me.

>>28623843
Friendly reminder that it isn't nefarious you just shouldn't put yourself in everybody's mind by telling them how much you have

WHy shouldn't I tell my friends about my 6 figure poortfolio? I know they won't ask me for money

>>28624657
>money didn't change me
>but it changed the people around me
thought i was the only one who thought like this
literally same person, same house, same hobbies, same personality just wealthier
>everyone has "ideas" they want to pitch me now
leave me alone

I've made zero dollars this bullrun.

>>28625548
>tried explaining Bitcoin to someone 2 years ago when it was cheap.
>They literally were like haha ok whatever.
>Didn't give a fuck about it until it hit 20k again a few months ago.

>>28624657
Why are you still friends with this person? You've outgrown him. Move on.

>>28623843
It gets really hard to do this after 7 figures because all you want to do at that point is watch broke wagies seethe.

>>28625254
Yep. It gets worse. We are your friends now.

>>28625657
normalfags will always be like this.just look at all the idiots buying gme because of leddit even after the press started talking about it.they forgot about btc when it crashed too.

>>28623843
Based and Truthpilled, but adding, when you do cash out, gtfo , and move where nobody knows you. If you're from a small, even mid-size town, where everyone knows everybody, it's hard to show cash, without raising questions, or worse, enemies. GTFO, then do what you want.

I posted about my recent $4000 gain on facebook. Why the hell not? More normies that get into it, the more us with experience make.

>>28624100
i wish i could talk to someone about bitcoin

>>28624657
>hanging out with niggers

>>28623843
I made this mistake a little while ago telling some broke acquaintances that I turned 1k into like 15k and now I'm a bit worried theyll try to rob me lol

>>28628188

>$4000
>Facebook

Yeah those normies amirite

Dumbass.

>>28628436
Why would you tell someone you cant trust?

I have 380k euro in crypto.
Not planning to tell anyone.
Not even my wife.

>>28628589
I don't trust anyone that isn't my immediate family, but I was kind of just trying to encourage them to learn more and put more into it since they threw a few hundred at doge.

told one(1) of my (((friends)))

now lost all of them

>>28623843
I only tell people that I know have more than me. My guy with millions doesn’t care where I’m at in 6 figure hell.

>>28623843
I only tell my xbox friends. What are they gonna do? rob me? lol yeah right

>>28628188
Fuck off faggot

>>28623843
300k XRP ALL IN
1.1287476949990 BTC

Come at me nigger

I told all the other college colleagues.
As a result, I had sex with all the hot students of the course.

>>28624657
I guarantee that if he were to win the lottery using YOUR own bought tickets, he'd clock you faster than a retard shorting BTC at 125x leverage.

>>28625548
>tell gaming bros about crypto, specifically chainlink when it was hovering ~3$, even ETH and BTC before this run
>they are in the "but it's not real money" camp
>okthen.wav
>fast forward, chainlink worth $11
>continue to shill chainlink to bros
>"i still don't get it but wow good job dude"
>fast forward, chainlink worth $24

i really don't get it bros. i used to try and shill chainlink a lot, but it seems like you either get it or are completely oblivious. used to show them my portfolio when they asked, now i just say it's locked up and i don't really track it anymore.

why do people want to stay poor?

everyone in town knows im the crypto guy and theres nothing you can do about it

>>28629694
crypto is still just funny money to most normies. most normies also don't care about finances. ive tried talk about crypto and future use with my social group. all i usually get is
>yeah btc is up a lot right now i shouldve bought
>doge to the moon
>how can you even use crypto to buy anything?

>>28624100
what do they be saying

My parents know I have over 100k in crypto now. Obviously I trust them. We don’t have any family history of greed or family feuds and my dad makes like $700k a year before taxes so even if he was greedy he wouldn’t try to touch my money

>>28624264
How much money do you think necessitates writing a will?
Like if I have $5 million but I’m not even 30 is it still necessary to write a will leaving it to my brothers or what?

>>28629941
totally agree, just makes me sad. all i can muster is a half-hearted nod when i'm updated about my coworker's $100 investment into doge.

>hey man there's an ocean over here, you should take a deep dive with me, it's amazing
>oh yeah! i just dipped my toe in, the water felt so good!

>>28630439
>How much money do you think necessitates writing a will?
0$
A will is a goodbye letter too. You try to help your loved ones with kind words and such.
Deciding who gets what is the last thing in a proper will

>>28624019
me too but it’s because i know i’m going to lose all of the couple of millions i have into link

what am i gonna do with my family when i become a multi millionaire and they're all asking for money

>>28630808
focus on becoming a multi millionaire first

>>28623843
The only people who know about my crypto are my immediate family. They all do well enough for themselves where they wouldn’t get greedy and try to leach off me if I make it. But yeah, never tell friends, coworkers, and especially not romantic partners. It’s crabs in a bucket with those people

>>28624657

Tell him to stop being so niggardly.

i told a few people after the last crash in 2017/18 to buy btc and said i was buy serious amounts of crypto.

have not said anything to anyone since

get dm messages from people i havent talk to in years. getting the vague "hey how are doing been a long time"

>>28623965
Same anon. It sux

>>28630808
if they do that cut ties
if they do that and you can't cut ties you're a beta male and ngmi anyways

>>28624115
Kek I have seen that pasta before

>>28623913
>not buying crypto for both your parents at christmas for the last 3 years knowing they are incapable of understanding the importance themselves and they will thank you
Youre a bad person.

I have a heart full of love for my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It is worth more than all the money in the world.

>>28630439
Depends on your country, in my country not leaving a will is a pain in the ass and lawyers will scam the family for years until a judge decides who the rightful heir is

>>28630808
Take 1-3% and give it to them as seed money to kickstart with, if they ask for more just cut them off.

i have 260 bucks

>>28631224
jesus was scum you're following a cocksucking retard you stupid faggot

>>28623965
Same.

>>28628517
nice spacing anon...

>>28631050
Maybe they actually just wanna hear from you, I get those sometimes too and Im not rich

>>28624657
Anytime anyone asks you for money, call them a nigger. They won't do it anymore

>>28623843
I told my boss at my old work, they asked if I wanted to purchase into the business and I told them that I wasn't going to chase their bad money with mine.

They're out of business now plus I'm out of the industry so no worries about references. Felt pretty good.

>>28631050
i unironically deleted my facebook and instagram when btc hit 20k again. had lots of people there knowing i had crypto, had crypto meetup posts and whatnot.
i didn't know why i got rid of them but by now i'm starting to understand.

>>28624657
Maybe this is why rich people hate poor people so much. Regardless of your net worth, be humble and respective of people.

>up 51% since Dec
>havent told a single soul
>even my dad who Im really close with and share everything with
>the only people who know are a bunch of autistic subhuman scum on this taiwanese vtuber forum

>>28624657
100% this. If they find out you have made a bunch of money, suddenly everyone starts coming to you begging for shit, and people treat you differently.

I'm in six figures right now, hopefully I'll get to a million or more by the time the bull run is over. If I'm lucky enough to get to that point, I'm not planning on doing anything extravagant. Just live a low-key comfy middle-class life without having to wagecuck. Still look like a normalfag at first glance and all that.

Hell, I'm not even planning on telling anyone I'm quitting and living off passive investments after that. I'll just tell them I'm continuing to work while actually spending time on hobbies, vacations, and relaxation.

>>28625254
Similar boat, but they try. Rather spend it on vapes or watches. I just want bros I can discuss cryptos with...

>>28631706
One of the MANY reasons. Most poor people have more in common with cattle then actual humans.

>>28624657
you're a weak character desu nobody ever dared to ask me for money. guess i'm pretty assertive when they try to move the conversation in that direction.

>>28631360
Not sure about the cocksucking retard part, but he was a circumcised rabbi for sure.

>>28623843
yep

>>28629941
Yep. Worse is they still thought you need to buy a whole bitcoin.

>>28631799

>>28631848
>nobody ever dared to ask me for money
except women of course. but not friends.

>>28631706
Poor people are far more rude and stuck up than rich people. All of the stereotypes about rich people apply to poor people tenfold.

>>28631925
I like this thread.

>>28629694
Most people operate entirely on social proof, what the normalfags around them say, what the media says, etc. They don't bother getting into something unless there's enough social proof via everyone else around them talking about it. And obviously when that happens with something like crypto during an adoption phase, they're already late and playing a risky game. That's why the same people who scoff at you a year ago when prices were less than 1/10th what they are now will be FOMOing in during Q4 2021 at the top.

The only person on earth I've talked to about crypto and told to invest has been my brother. I told him he should look into buying BTC/ETH/LINK after the march crash and when the money printer started going BRRR, and that's exactly what he did. Not as much as I did (he was saving up for a house at the time) but he still did incredibly well, of course. Now we're both still holding.

Told some guy at work that I was making 1000 bucks a day from the crypto pump and he said it was bullshit. Looked hella salty when all I wanted to do was invite him to the world of shitcoins.

Strange

>>28625526
Because they will tell to their friends.

Dude I work with was bragging about 12% on twitter stock and I'm up 10000%. I almost let it slip and started bragging about my gains but I'm not a faggot.

>>28629093
This. So glad I have a friend from a wealthy family.

>>28630601
I only invested £500 so far in doge. Am i the one who gets the head nod? I've literally never invested in crypto before and everyone on here is shilling one coin or another so its hard to filter out the pajeets.

>>28623843
I only told my gf the amount.
She sees me making gains and wants her own wallet.
She is jealous but understands it is my money. Might be a keeper.

The thing is that I don't want to live a lie, I want to be free without living some secret double life all the time.
And I have a great family that supported me in all my endeavours, I'd want to support them too in some capacity, but then again I don't want the wider family and friends to suddenly all call me to pay up everyone's whatever debt or something like that.

I guess what I'm asking is how to "make it" without becoming a paranoid truth dodging schizo at the same time?

>>28632579
It's hard to give a shit about normie stocks after you've been in crypto. I have a roth IRA and 401k and all that, just to have something to set-and-forget until I'm old. And last year was a phenomenal stock market, with my funds going up 30%. But for me that's just a total bore compared to my crypto gains.

>>28632977
Just claim you have a new job that pays well and lets you work from home doing whatever. Also the thing with your family could be troublesome if they're in the lower-class and you want to genuinely help them out.

I was honest about it to my friends and senpai when they asked. This was around 100-400k net worth.
Haven't told anyone now that I'm worth $1,5M.

>>28631938
its true.the world isnt that much diffrent from the classroom of my school days.the worst thing I ever learned is that many people are just children in an adults body.

>>28623843
My father knows. It is only 50k though. Sisters know I have a lot for a freshman in college but not how much.

>gf knew I have a lot of crypto money
>still left me

atleast she isnt a gold digger

>>28633306
Did she know before you got with her?

>>28632417
their friends have nothing to do with me

>>28631226
So....Romania?Bulgaria?Ukraine?

>>28633486
I didnt have crypto back then, 10 years gone

>>28631740
>SO MUCH THIS
what did we talk about lurking before posting?or maybe you should go back

>>28631224
based

>>28633184
>Just claim you have a new job that pays well and lets you work from home doing whatever
That's literally that double life lie I don't want. I don't want to pretend to be a some home wagecuck to everybody forever when I'm completely free. But then again I don't want to boast either, I just want to be free

HE TOLD?

>>28631244
This is my plan. I already told my sister if this big play I'm in goes right I'll fly out there and get her in this with even a few eth to start

>>28624657
Yea it only starts to grow exponentially once you tell one person. All the normies know how to do is gossip so you can ensure everyone knows now

>>28632977
Just lie about the amount? Make them think you've earned a decent but not huge amount of money

>>28623913

dont even tell mommy she now has me doing her money

>>28624183
Good dad, sorry for your loss senpai

>>28632176
I got my brother into it and he's pulled a 200x since June. I'm so glad at least one person listened to me

>>28623843
Only my dad knows and we often just sit and talk about crypto. I would trust my private keys to him if needed.

i already have a front for when I make it. I'm just going to become a realtor and put like 0 effort into it.

>>28634252
you don't know how lucky you are. some dads have Malignant Narcissistic Personality Disorder and live to fuck with you and mistreat you.

>>28623843
My gf knows about my crypto but I'll die of alcoholism long before she can kill me.

Plus it's all in cold storage and she's a retard.

>>28634219

Same, my brother is the only one who understands that im an autistic retard but not retarded.

Also my grandparents, love em more than my own life. Which is probably why I havent ended my lifeforce yet.

Like they say, live love laugh

>>28634252
i told my dad once that im glad i bought a video card before they get super expensive because of ethereum once he said crypto is bullshit etc etc. and i havent talked about it since. i just quietly stack money on my shitcoins. my dad is wealthy already and i know he hates it so i just dont talk about it with him.

>>28634516
kek

My crypto gains have just made me hate wagies even more. I’ve told people for years to get in on this and they’ve rejected it every time, all the while asking me for investment advice on what “penny stocks” they should put an entire $100 in. They are fucking cattle and deserve to be poor.

My family is cool enough that they don't ask me for anything unless they really need it so I can be honest with them.

I have no friends so I don't have to worry about hiding it from anyone else.

>>28625254
>>28625972
>>28631925
checced btw
>>28631799
>>28632122
little screencap if anyfren cares, found it wholesome and realized that this isnt some dead thread i am reading so i might aswell still try to reply with it :)

>>28634966
checked
you guys are alright

I did, but we all went through 2017 as mainly spectators so when the signs were coming back I made sure to beat them over the fucking head with it.

Now I got them doing shit like buying cases of the mcdonalds pokemon cards for 150 bucks each via sliding the minority managers a 20 or 2, because theyre 800 already on ebay

Still more gains because of my first mover adv I suppose

>>28634627
A Steel Reserve toast! To LINK!

>>28623843
It’s okay I don’t have shit

>>28625622
Did you try actually putting money in the market

>>28634631
Pretty much, I begged a friend to start mining Bitcoin in 2011 and he just kind of pretended to care and never did anything. Now he highly values my opinion except when it goes against his own, then he would bet against me out of spite. I told him Snapchat was a garbage app for dick picks and the IPO will flop, he went all in, it flopped and he killed himself right when it bottomed out, knowing I've made 7 figures from almost nothing kek. I have no sympathy

>>28632621
hey there. honestly, yes, but i'm just not particularly bullish on doge. the nice thing about doge is it has HIGH LIQUIDITY, so it's really easy for you to buy and sell. it's offered on lots of exchanges.

what are your crypto goals? do you want to hold it for a long time? if this is the case, i'd probably just do a 3-way split between ETH/BTC/LINK, or even 25/25/50, respectively. it's hard to say now is a good time to buy, as everything is near ATH.

if you zoom out on the BTC "all" chart on coinmarketcap, does that look sustainable to you? or like a good entry point? you may consider researching if we're due for a market correction and making your decision once you are a little more informed.

are you looking for higher risk / higher reward? checking out some lower mCap defi projects, or even defi ecosystem projects probably wouldn't be a bad place to start. i'm probably grabbing some BNT and DPI (index of some select defi projects) with my next buy-in.

i hope this helps, happy to answer questions.

>>28631831
This.

>>28634966
>>28635235
>>28625254
>>28625972
>>28631925
>>28631799
>>28632122
I love you guys. I've been a poorfag with no money for years, I finally got some money to throw into shitcoins and I'm up 75% in three days. WAGMI

>>28633979
kek

Some friends know I have crypto
Family knows how much I have
Few friends know how much I have

Only the ones who have 6 figures or more in it.
>Tfw we're all in 6 fig hell

>>28635655
>filter out the pajeets
dont try to filter something which will always be there

>>28636186
I've meant >>28632621 of course, sry mr.55

>>28633624
What happened? How does a 10 year relationship end?
Only reply if you're at a stage where you're comfortable mentioning it of course

>>28633979
>bogposting
>Rug ID
spooky

>>28623965
Buy an electric unicycle, they're fun and people think there's something magical about you just for riding one.

>>28631156
Honestly I tried. Nobody listened. Last week my dad asked me to buy him "that dog coin". Meanwhile I've been accumulating link since .14c.

Already made this mistake but not with crypto, ended up ghosting my entire friend group. Best decision Ive made but feeling a bit lonely with my millions.

>>28632212
Stop trying to save or put people on.
I used to have this problem as well until I releasized that most people are too stupid to see a opportunity or the right decision right infront of there faces.
Let the sheep walk of the cliff.

>>28624657
>friend

>>28636860
Not a bad idea anon, do you wear a costume, I will definitely be wearing a costume, probably a matching new-age astronaut suit.

>>28628188
I made that a few minutes ago. When link went from 33.23 to 33.56.
Eat shit queef biter.

>>28623843
friendly reminder to donate 1% of your portfolio to the palestinian liberation organization, every year. jews must pay for their crimes against humanity.

>>28631717
so do you consider subhuman scum yourself too or its just the other anons?

>Newfag
>joined biz and 4chan in general late 2020

why do i hate normies more and more the longer i am here?

I've only told my best friend about my crypto because I started trading crypto the same time he got into boomer stocks so it's been fun to compare our progress. With this bull run though I've completely left him in the dust and now he's more interested in crypto and is asking me how I find out about the best coins, good projects, etc. But I can't tell him that the source of my knowledge is 4chan. So what are some normie friendly places I can send him to learn about new altcoins? He's a DYOR kind of guy so I'm sure that if I point him in the right direction he'll make some cash and not beg me for mine when I make it.

>>28624100
and how much do you have that it arose so much interest? lol

>>28639986
If he'd be a "DYOR kind of guy" he would have told you about crypto
am i wrong?

>>28639986
Point him towards youtube channels like coin bureau and bitboy crypto

The only person who knows how much money I have is my tax lawyer, Schlomo.

>>28639986
>>28640254
just introduce him to this circle of frens

my really good friend tried to talk to me about crypto in 2017 when shit was booming. I wanted to tell him about stuff but he always talked in a way that made me feel like he knew more than me. He told me about eth and i corrected him and said eth wasn't a currency. He couldn't let it go so i just dropped it. Now that btc his over 40k he tries to talk to me about crypto again and says he believes in blockchain technology but not in btc. He asked me what my favorite coins are and I just ignored the question and moved onto something else. I don't want to try anymore anons. I have another friend that told me about eth a long time ago but i never got into it. He told me he was sitting on 100 eth and we trust each other like brothers. He doesn't know shit about cashing out but I had to remind him to make sure to keep at least 32 eth. I know he will make it and because of him I may make it because I sought out link at 20 cents.

>>28623843
I've only told one friend how much money I have made from crypto, and that's only because they also have 6 figures in crypto so I know they can be trusted

told my best friend i have 70 ETH early last year and out of the blue the other day he exploded at me and called me a "rich cunt" and now i'm thinking he's resentful and maybe wasn't a true friend afterall... feels bad man... don't tell anyone bros... or you'll end up with no friends like me

>>28640254
The man just needs a nudge to get started
>>28640309
Thanks will do
>>28640336
not a chance kek. best way to lose a normalfag friend is to expose them to 4chan

ITT: People learning that the Indian caste system is something far deeper than a social construct.

>>28623843
Crabs in bucket weak together.

>>28631156
>just work your whole life and then live of pension
That's literally the only thing my boomer parents understand, they smile cocky when I talk about stocks and crypto like I'm wasting money.
I'm not even going to get a fucking pension anymore thanks to their fucking commie generation or I have to work until the average age of death.

>>28628995
why would you lose a friend just because you told him to own crypto?

>>28641257
resentment

>>28638082
I'm always of the opinion that you can never go wrong with cape.

>>28630808
Tell them you bought stuff with it, made other investments, and you have no income now. Thats probably whats gonna happen anyway.

>>28623843

I share with my friends and family. I just dont care. I have so much I dont know what to do with it. And its not even that much, you guys probably have 5-10x more.

I dont think its a big deal unlesa youre around gypsys and crackheads

>>28638003
>>28624657
>never tell anyone about crypto
>never tell anyone about the money you have
You all must be black or something. Black comedians always saying this shit in their skits.

>>28641334
So you're either black or mexican I take it. Yeah, it's more to do with your people being shit.

>>28640971
>average life expectancy is 78 for men here
>politicians are asking for a retirement age of 70
I know a rugpull when I see one.

>>28635966
reeeeeeee what did you buy?

>>28641838
nah live in western europe. resentment is everywhere. lots of unemployment in this area though

>>28623843
i got +$20k

>>28642036
Sure you do Jose.

>>28623843
I just tell them what I have not how much. And tell them what to buy and what landmines to avoid like xrp and Tron and xvg

>>28623843
>be at dinner
>so did you guys see what happened on the news toda-
>I HAVE 100k DOLLARS IN CRYPTO GAINS!
>what?
>I TOOK THE RISK SO THE REWARD IS MINE!!
>I don’t understand what are you talking abou-
>I DONT WANT TO BE GRILLED ON THIS!! CAN I BE EXCUSED?! IM SUDDENLY NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE
>....you think it’s the marijuana?

>>28624657
Just now getting in a worried about my girlfriend knowing. I was checking my coinbase when she walked up unexpectedly and asked, "Wait, you have over 1 thousands dollars?"

This is someone who is saddled with $70k+ student loan debt while I have none. I make less than her annual but her debt means I net more. Talking money and splitting bills is already awkward.

Will crypto kill my relationship?

>>28641858
Even better would be a retirement age of 80
>>28642422
>be at dinner
>so did you guys see what happened on the new-
>I SPENT $80K ON MCDC AND ELONX AND HOGE AND GOT RUGPULLED
>what?
>I LOST ALL MY MONEY I'M A FUCKING RETARD
>oh shi-
>*bang bang bang bang bang bang bang*
>finish killing my family
>grab a rope
>do the cope
>kms
avergage /biz/ poster

>>28642435
I mean she might nag you to buy her some extra shit but 1k is not resentment tier

>>28642435
if she can't understand that you need money to make money, and that investments compound over time to create more wealth and therefore should NOT be cashed out then she's not going to be a good wife. you need a non retarded wife anon

>>28623843
I told my brother in law and my best mate but they both have their own gains

>>28642634
I've turned $600 into $1100 in about 2 weeks, so I think both of our expectations is that I'll make more. Not worried about resentment now, but I am in the future.

We both fall below the poverty line too, so $1k is definitely not nothing. Resentment would start building at $5k probably.

Surely 4 figures is not enough to ruin relationships if you tell. But what about 5 or 6 figures?

>>28642752
whoever it is, my goal is to have a wife that is at least slightly less retarded than me.

>>28630383
This. I told my parents, but I made sure they promised not to tell anyone.

would never tell anyone
but then again, I dont have anyone to tell

> parents in the ground
> sister doesnt talk to me since i'm not a trannie supporting communist
> havent talked to any of my "fRiEnDs" since 2010
> coworkers are retarded

all I have is my cat, and he doesn't seem to give a shit

>>28643549
your cat sounds like an ungrateful fuck

>>28625622
i made money just with fucking doge, xrp is positivebut i'm just doubtful about wtf i am supposed to be... just wait?
i am poor as fuck and i like cocaine
wat do

>>28632977
help out when you want to. when asked about how you are able just say you saved up. no need to give away more than that.

I just had my uncle call me a few weeks later after he found out I got into crypto. That's right i've been in crypto for a few weeks now and I was honest with him that i'm up 25k.

"holy shit, can I come over and you show me some ropes?"

Yeah sure, man. My uncle is cool and has got my back many times. I want to see him rich.