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Tell me a secret about crypto that almost no one knows

>> No.28588120

>>28588087
buy low sell high

>> No.28588190

It'll become irrelevant in a few years once the government finally regulates it

>> No.28588222

>>28588087
buy high sell higher

>> No.28588231

>>28588087
Bitcoin was coded by satoshi only using his cock and a keyboard.

>> No.28588243

you can put it up your butt

>> No.28588258

>>28588190
>goverment regulates something they can't control.
You do know the point of defi right?

>> No.28588284

>>28588087
Crypto is the secret spice used for the creation AND distribution of pink wojaks.

>> No.28588328

deep deep deep down everyone who invests in alts know they aren't worth 1/100th of what they are priced at

>> No.28588346
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>>28588087

>> No.28588433

>>28588087
this is the last bullrun and it will end before anyone expects it

>> No.28588504
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>>28588087
Bitcoin is a self-aware entity

>> No.28588551

The past 12 years have been a huge psychological operation to make a worldwide switch to a global digital currency all the while making you think it was organic, that you were a genius for buying early and somehow that it was actually anti eatablishment.

Now the plan is nearing its final stage.

>> No.28588571

>>28588087
BOND *whispering*

>> No.28588589

0xBTC is an useless token but it will go $30 this cycle. It's unique because you have to mine it from the smart contract. The mining does nothing to secure the network which is it's flaw.

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>>28588328

>> No.28588742

if you buy xrp now, you won't kys a year from now

>> No.28588806

charts aint shit, its all in the gut feeling

>> No.28588942

>>28588551
the next trick is to make you accept a centralized coin over a decentralized one and then you can't complain about fedcoin. You don't own the coin. EVERY TRANSACTION ORIGIN AND DESTINATION RECORDED. near impossible for tax evasion or black market trade.

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>>28588589
>The mining does nothing to secure the network which is it's flaw.
I don't think you get it.
The mining was never intended to secure the network.
The fact that mining is not needed to secure the network is a feature.
The mining is for monarchless distribution. Always has been.

>> No.28589147

>>28588328
Isn't something worth what someone is willing to pay for it

>> No.28589194

>>28588087
Crypto is useless garbage

>> No.28589314

>>28588742

yeah, you'd kys in a week instead.

>> No.28589397

>>28588087
Craig Wright is a CIA glow nigger

>> No.28589452

>>28589194
Everyone knows this, by next bullrun the darlings of this run will be forgotten and you'll have to search for the next big thing.

>> No.28589489

Bart is coming back soon

>> No.28589594
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28589594

Crypto was created by the elite for us slaves to play a little life game while our overlords watch, because they have all of the resources anyways.

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>>28588942
but... but kyc is required to use it YOU GOTTA TELL US YOUR EMAIL PLEASE

>> No.28589798

>>28588087
There is a very real and valid reason why the first Riddler/Michael Burry memes hit the LTO breads yesterday. /biz really really needs to do the math on LTO before monday as thats when the LTO team are doing an ama with altstreetbets reddit. The math is beautiful and nobody had done it until riddler prompted us to do it. DO THE MATH!

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>>28589314

>> No.28589870

>>28588120
that's my secret, fuck off

>> No.28589923

>>28588243
xerper checking in

>> No.28590164

>>28588087
almost every dingle token symbol has satanic symbolism
yes, almost EVERY SINGLE ONE

show me a logo and I will show you how it is satanic

>> No.28590565

Interest on crypto will lead to the total collapse of the current market. 4 to 8% interest rates are completely unviable.
>freebitcoin pumping up FUN to cover interest drain

>> No.28590610

>>28588328
And they're still worth more than king shitcoin

>> No.28590836

>>28590164

Cardano?

>> No.28591212

>>28590164
Reserve Rights.

>> No.28591363

>>28590164
Examples?

>> No.28591531

>>28588433
like 2017 was

>> No.28591576
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>>28588087
people will rope after missing the hoge train, by next yerar it will be /biz/ official meme coin. Tell me one shitcoin that has its own game (http://hoge.fun/)) ? That is right, besides hoge, none.

you can print if you want

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>>28590164

>> No.28591877

>>28588328
>t. midwit

>> No.28592002

>>28588087
buy at its all time high and sell at its new all time highs

>> No.28592406

>>28588433
When will it end

>> No.28592558

>>28589798
this

>> No.28592822

>>28588328
No, that’s incorrect.

Those alts are accurately priced. Its fiat that is worth far less than it actually is, which is making all of crypto appear overpriced, but that’s a consequence of endless money printing, not with the alts themselves.

>> No.28592976

>>28588328
As long as drugs are illegal Crypto will always be valuable

>> No.28593082

>>28588087
There are 2 ancients sleeping coins exactly identical to bitcoin but with a different block time.
They are all already mint and you can buy them only in far from mainstream exchanges for 1/1000000 of the btc price.
1 of them was also endorsed from Vitalik.
They are merged mined along btc, so they are secured with Th of power.

const: both are low liquid atm, but this is a long term investment

So if btc is the future they are also the future

>> No.28593103

All in on brapcoin right now

>> No.28593190

>>28593103
do you want 65M brap v1?

>> No.28593330

>>28588806
This is pretty based anon

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>>28588433
Correct.