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>>28581696
the funny part is ur penis is prob smaller i bet u measured wrong, u have to measure from the top of ur pelvis out, not on the side or below ur penis, LOL prob gots like a 5.5incher

>>28581896
base of the balls, and always shave your shit to give bigger appearance.

>>28581696
Get good at oral and she won't give a fuck.

>>28581896

>>28581896

get a load of this penis measuring expert, definitely a homo

>>28582133
regular ole' Randy Marsh lmao

>>28581896
do people really measure from the side

>>28581696
Penis enlargement through constant tension (like those niggers that lengthen their neck with rings) actually works there's scientific papers about it. A vacuum pump would give the most perfect omni-directional pressure. Pretty sure this is what porn stars do as I'm such a coomer I notice the sizes of their dicks changing over the years.

>>28581696
the average vagina is 5 inches deep, if you can't get it done with 6 inches then you are sexing wrong

>>28581696
>not my heckin penerino
>how am I going to compete with Jamal from blacked.com!

>>28581696
Penis enlargement exercises arent a joke. It's a well kept industry secret in porn. If you look at pornstars dicks you can often see a discolored band around their penis. This is from constant stretching and exercises along with the use of bathmate hydro pump. Believe it or not but I managed to squeeze .5 inch of length and .25 inch of girth in about 2 months from just jelqing on down time. I'm pretty experienced with fitness in general so I'm relatively in tune with how much I should exercise. Don't over jelq but it does work.

>>28582181
kek what a faggot

>>28582219
that's pre-blacked era

>>28582133
not a sodomite, i just have a big dick and wanted to get the correct measurement

>>28581696
not to worry anon, you can hire a chad

>>28581696
lmao this is like the 5'10 = manlet cutoff meme. 4chan FUDS everyone

>>28581696
With all that crypto gains you can legit do what porn stars do and inject fat into your dick, making it look huge

>>28582953
What meme? I just had some post nut clarity when I made this and feeling despair bro

>>28582953
If you're under 6'0 it's unironically over. Even south east asian immigrants now are over 6'0 if they're zoomers

>>28583026
this doesn't sound like a good idea

>>28583068
on /fit/ there was a meme going around for a long time trying to make people insecure about height by pretending the average male height was 6'2 and the cutoff to be a manlet was 5'10, meaning everyone at or under that were completely undesirable. this got increasingly more preposterous as new macros came out raising the manlet cutoff to 7'0 and shit. it's just nonsense.

did some girl make a comment or something?

>>28583144
i'm 5'11. people regularly consider me tall or at least average, i NEVER get called short. i pretty much am 6 ft

I've known so many "manlets" who pulled hot chics on the reg

My penis is slightly over 7" but I tell girls that it's just an average 6"

>>28582384
>Fucking coalburners
Not even with OPs micropenis

>>28581896

Europeans reject your Imperial top-down penis measuring method.

>>28581696
there's still hope that some woman will stay with you for your money while you sexually fail her and she turns to the BBC next door to fulfill her fantasies

>>28582219
5 is average for male/woman and get the job done. this fud is to distract you insecure fags. go to /soc/ for a while.
>why would i care about other guys dick...