/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28549939
IF

The borrower is slave to the lender. Buy aave.

>>28549939
i just did

>>28550478
Don't you lie to me son

RUN AWAY
ITS ALL IN CODE
RUNNN

>>28549939
EVERY MORNING

>>28549939
SELL YOUR BIT CONS FOR RICE AND BEANS RIGHT NOW

the worst boomers are the ones who genuinely believe they are fighting for freedom and liberty by telling people to invest in fucking corporate stocks

fucking brainwashed

>>28549939

PUT THE CASH ON THE TABLE.

And then he refused to cash it. I'm at my wit's end.

YOU TAKE THE MONEY YOU SAVE BY NOT EATING OUT AND YOU PUT IT INTO MUTUAL FUNDS

>RICE AND BEANS

Dave Help! My wife wants to leave me and I don't have the money for child support! What do I do?

>>28549939
Is this guys advice just designed to keep wage slaves in shackles?
>1. Save up some cash for zero gains.
>2. Buy a house and spend all your wages paying off that 2.5% interest rate.
>3. Ok, now that you spent 30 years buying a house, you can put your money in the stock market for 20% gains.
WTF?!?! This is all backwards.

>>28549939
The age of Der Boomer is ending, the age of the Autismo has begun. I can not wait to see the ramifications of a bunch of OG /biz/tards having bccome filthy rich become apparent on a societal scale.

Better than I deserve

>>28553658
deep down i kind of love this smug old prick

I mean judging from all the young kids I have seen from my friends and family a lot of these kids have absolutely no connection to reality. So being told anything basic is probably a big leg up from where they are now.

You think you can afford beans and rice? You will eat the bugs and enjoy it!

>>28549939
unironically tho.
We are 100% going to see red day tomorrow.
Just buy all the cryptos back for 20% off in day or two

>>28553941
Agreed.
He's a faggot boomer, but there are a lot of spastic zoomers these days who spend their money on FunkoPop™ and nigger shoes

You're going to be walking to work.

YOU ARE LEAVING IT ALL ON THE ROULETTE WHEEL

>>28554339
You think I care how long it takes?

>>28549939
>2% a year on your investments??! being that risky is going to set you up for disaster!

>>28553774
Same. His radio show was my intro to personal finance. Taught me good things like the value of being debt free and staying away from credit cards.

Bend over, kiddo.

>>28553254

if you knew jack shit about dave, he never tells you to take a 30 year mortgage, only 15 or shorter.

>>28553774
His advice doesn't apply to me because my iq is above 75. I do think he is doing a good service for financially illiterate retards, and for that I don't hate the boomer.

Chop-chop. Pizza's getting cold.

>>28554479
AT THE ROLL OF A DICE
* VIUUUUSH *

>>28552913
He never gets asked real shit like this. Its always omg Dave I make 2 mil a year and I'm on my 8th mansion pls help

>>28554701
yeah it is hard to hate him for telling retards to not be retarded. But if you're not retarded you'd know his advice wasn't for you anyway

Can someone redo the Ted Cruz “hand over the delegates Donald” may-may but with Dave and hand over the bitcoin

>>28549939
I fucking hate this boomer. He was on Fox talking about why people don't need $600 checks. No shit Dave, we aren't asking for $600 checks you fucking nigger we are asking for significantly more but all the money winds up in Israel or Pakistani gender education programs (which is code for missiles).

>>28554940
Or the classic
>Hey dave my wife and I are about to have our 3rd child and I was thinking about swapping out my 2018 (insert expensive car here) for a 2021 for the kiddos you know
>Problem is I still owe 60k on it and I only make 25k a year.

>>28554701
He got my parents out of debt and their shitty spending habits I respect this guy

never listened to this guy, what's he usually say?

>>28555090
If you didn't take a ppp loan or draw unemployment during covid, unless you make less than $35k a year the 600 dollary doos cost you ~$2100. Obviously in higher earning groups it cost even more. Then the retards in washington try to make you feel grateful for it

>>28555207
99% of his advice is "don't spend money you don't have". He tells retards to stop being retards.

>>28555462
based boomer

he got me to hate credit cards so much I took out a 401k loan to pay them off... which he for some reason opposes.

>>28555351
what are you talking about

NO EXCUSES.

SELL YOUR CAR AND COINS.

BEANS AND RICE.

>get a part time job and go to university
>eat beans and rice
>get a degree, no debt
>work your way up to $100,000 per annum
>do not own any credit cards
>buy a house with cash at age 27 with you wife
why would any american be on /biz/ when this simple plan just works?

>>28555806
>paying cash for a home when it's a net negative interest investment
lmao

>>28555667
the one with the puffy mouth is hilarious

>>28556025
speak to your pastor