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28538372 No.28538372 [Reply] [Original]

There are a lot of retards spamming lately, so lets translate what people are really saying...

>ITS OVER. SELL EVERYTHING NOW
"I missed out on the gains, so please sell so I can buy the dip"

>LAST CHANCE TO BUY X COIN BEFORE IT EXPLODES
"I've been sitting on a coin thats done nothing for weeks, maybe if I get other people to buy, I can get rid of it"

>just bought 50$ of X, am I going to make it?
"I don't belong here, but I'm trying to fit in"

>16 years old. net worth only 300k. why even live?
"Actually broke, but want to make a fake humble brag for the rage bait"

>I JUST BOUGHT THE TOP. SHOULD I SELL NOW?
"I'm from reddit and what is this?"

>I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED. I LOST EVERYTHING
"I lost $20 today, and want people to feel bad for me"

>$5 is the new floor. $1000 EOM
"If I say it enough times, I can wish it into existence"
its all so tiresome and predictable...

>> No.28538514

10/10

>> No.28538582

Half of those are wrong. I constantly post that I'm financially ruined although I'm all green. Also I saved you're webm.

>> No.28538746
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28538746

>>28538372
unironically the best biz bread in weeks

>> No.28539152

>>28538372
Based. Although it’s over for rubic. Sell everything

>> No.28539238

>>28538372
This is a good thread

>> No.28539348

Accurate.

>> No.28539353

>>28539152
based

>> No.28539369

Biz is not a place for dummies to begin with. But when there are dummies/redditors you can tell by behavior.

>> No.28540175

>>28539369
Redditors come here to say the things they’re not allowed to say on plebbit, might lose karma and get b& from the sub.

>> No.28541101

>>28538582
add to it then...