/biz/ - Business & Finance

Subtle shitcoin shill. You're really gonna invest in something with a geocities tier website?

>>28526411
Yes you idiot you would too if you went from 3 figure hell to 5 figure hell in a week with one of these shitcoins

Sign of the top

>>28525861
What are your current recommendations, wise one?

>>28525861
What are some good telegram groups

>>28525861
Good advice anon. I’m a smoothbrain when it comes to what to use for trading but this is what I’ve been wanting to do.

how do you cash out once you've made enough gains?
how do you avoid getting fucked by taxes (if you're burger)?

>>28527085
This but leaf

>>28527085
Convert whatever you have to btc and sell that. Withdraw to a bank account
>taxes
Kinda fucked as burgers. If you do pump and dumps you get taxed at your ordinary income rate which sucks. But if you make $100k who cares. If you got that much as a raise at work you’d be thrilled.

>>28525861
>1) Join shitcoin and crypto telegrams
oh just join the telegrams? oh easy peasy let me just join them OH WAIT I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY ARE THAT'S WHY I'M STILL POOR

This is a good ad for buying pux. It fits the criteria you put up. Hasn't mooned yet. Pux app coming out in the next couple weeks then you will be priced out

>>28527839
this, share the telegrams anon
DM me @leeneryeaner#2893 if you don't want them to be exposed to the masses

>>28527085
what i plan to do, re: taxes, is just calculate what my cap gains would be for that trade and be sure to convert it to a stable coin (if not just cash it to fiat) and save it for later. don't be a retard and reinvest your entire profit, take a chunk out for taxes and you'll be ok.

>>28527881
wasn't the app supposed to launch like 4 days ago

>>28525861
How do you find those telegram groups?

how do I buy these shitcoins?
thanks anons

>>28528093
This is my question too

>>28528093
Join the telegram of your current shitcoins. Be funny. Help shill. People will probably refer to another group, DM them asking to join group. TG is a lot more friendly than biz with the spoon feeding and advice

TL;DR; Be like dexter.

>>28526833
>>28526842
>>28527839
>>28528067

Crypto tgs I found:
@maxgainsdegenz
@frensassembly
@apeassembly
@CSBcrypto

Tokens I'm buying pre moon:
@dogiratoken
@huskytoken

telegram is gay as fuck and OP is a faggot

>>28525861
Where can I buy?

If a coin 10x and you put 1k in how much would you make? I’m aware this is a retard grade question but I don’t care

>>28528088
Checked. This. Every time you take profit, cash out 25% to a stable coin and plop it in celcius or whatever your lending platform of choice is. Don't gamble with that money, it isn't yours.

Isnt telegram a furry message thing

>>28529521
~3.5k

>>28529528
Youre thinking of discord. TG is based, discord is run by literal cub diaperfurs.

>>28525861
Delete this

>>28529521
If you can’t figure this out yourself you should honestly kill yourself.

>>28529521
Nigga did you drop out of 4th grade?

>>28528419
please post more TGs, or source for those

>make some friends

how

>>28529521
bro take all the words out of your post and you got 10x 1k. do you know how multiplications work?

>>28526411
You have to get it out of your head that everything in the crypto space that is a dogshit project can't make you money

>>28529521
If this isn't a sell signal, I don't know what is

Here are some coins with a small MC you really need a bag of imo

>BDT
>VVT
>XIOT
>GFARMv2 (buy before rebrand)

>>28525861
OP, could you please friend me somewhere and hook me up with some of those opportunities? I'm very poor, and my life and future have been totally fucked by circumstances out of my control and also mistakes that I have made. Even if not, thanks for the advice in OP. I'm on Discord, Telegram, and most other platforms. My discord username is Separate#8075.

>>28529521
Did you fall and hit your head on the way down?

>>28526842
None, they're all scams and you're the mark.

>>28529776
No, Telegram has been shilled by furry groups for ERP for a fucking while now

COTI is not a scam. COTI will be your next 10-50x

>>28529521
Surely bait

>>28529521
Depends on the coin, every 10x will have a different sum.

And how do you get those shitcoins?
Metamask?
Which wallet or swap is best for poorfaqs to make it?

>>28533470
Seconding this. Tried to buy 150$ worth of a shitcoin on uniswap and ended up paying almost 100$ in fees lol

>>28533470
coinbase wallet is really nice to use.
a lot of people here use metamask, but its honestly a total fucking peice of shit. unless you are doing cross chain swaps (you arent), just use CB wallet. it even has uniswap built in

>>28533668
its not uniswap, its the etherium network. sadly that just how it is.
eth is a dogshit network but thats life.

>>28533749
Shitcoins that can be pumped aren't listed there.

Invest in projects with real busjness usecases like Raven and 0*x,M;R. Both are fairly mineable, and have no dev wallet to dump on you or exit scam.

>>28533749
>>28533889
>>28533470

I'm planing to use trust wallet by binance and trading on uniswap. Will buy a cold wallet soon though.

>>28530796
Oh, so if i multiply 10x by 1k I'll get 2640. Thanks pal!

>>28529525
>Don't gamble with that money, it isn't yours.
yup. another option: convert the estimated cap gains tax to fiat and put it in a high APY savings account so you can make some extra $ on it while you're waiting for the next tax year. doesn't really matter, just as long as you're setting aside something for the taxman.
i wonder how many burger anons will actually do this kek

>>28529525
>Don't gamble with that money, it isn't yours.
Taxation is theft.

>>28525861
Did you "make it" this way? What did you start with? Where are you now?

>>28534049
whatever works for you anon, i havent gotten my head around binance wallet yet

>>28534329
>high yield savings account
savings accounts are bullshit. Keep in in a stablecoin. Celcius pays 10%+ on USDC. how's that for high yield savings?
>>28534474
I agree. Most of my holdings are in monero senpai

>>28533889
yeah, thats because i said coinbase wallet and not coinbase. they are different products.
with any shitcoon you are going to be using uniswap and adding the token to uniswap. CB has a uniswap dapp built in. plus its just a nice simple wallet. metamask is slow as fuck, confusing and being a crhome addon is pretty sketchy

$HUSKY

>>28535248
Coinbase wallet got laggy af when i tried to access dapps (on phone). Metamask does it just fine

>>28535204
>Celcius pays 10%+ on USDC
sold

>>28533889
Have to go uniswap>coinbase wallet. Transfer from wallet to another platform. Binance, Coinbase Pro etc. Using the ethereum network will cost you fees. High fees.

>>28535496
i find metamask to just be laggy in general
i might be biased though, ive currently got 1.25 bep20 eth stuck in there and cant figure out how to get enough bnb into it to convert back to erc20 eth.
yeah im a fucking retard, i know, but i just cannot figure out how to buy bnb with erc20 eth, or fiat for that matter.
I was ready to kill somebody this morning because of dealing with metamask and the fucking bsc network.
bsc network is an absolute chinkfest, it looks designed by chinks, for chinks and built out of literal chinx

>>28535545
They are battle tested from 2018 crash and are partnered with chainlink. They are first mover and still have the best rates in the centralized lending space. Literally 0 fees whatsoever. It's a good place to park crypto if you trust the jewish CEO with your money.

>>28525861
Been doing this. Made 30k in 2 days. Easy cash. Now I’m at 60k from the asko pump.

>>28525861
This is a terrible strategy. Most coins never make significant gains. You only hear about the few survivors that do a 10x out of the hundreds of failures that dumped and never recovered.

>>28525861

What site do you use to buy early?

$HUSKY is financial freedom

>>28525861
...and one day you will get burnt, and price impact, low liquidity and frontrunning make this unviable with large amounts of eth so you aren't going to just 10x your 10x and make it a week, it's not that easy.

Gas fees are a bitch. I see $100 ones for shit on Uniswap. I'm using Coinbase by the way

>>28529521
Well if you buy bitcoin and it goes 10x, from say 40k to 400k, you have made 380k

but if you buy something like... i dunno, GRT, and it goes 10x from 3 dollars to 30, you have only made 24 dollars

>>28531155
Where do you buy those? Uniswap?

>>28536253
Happens all the time.

>>28525861
yeah fuck off Primbat

>>28525861
Or buy ZNN before it hits $100.

Rehab is on the complete bottom. Ready for pump n dump

>>28536420
>>28529521

Jesus Christ

>>28536420
This

>>28536420
Exactly! That's what I've been saying but anons dont listen!

>>28525861
AHHHHH GET ME OUT OF 5 FIGURE ABYSS ALREADY REEEEEEE

>>28537342
$husky

>3 figures
>can't even pay for gas to get out
fuck this

>>28536681
this is how you know we're at the top

Where do I buy husky I can’t find it anywhere

>>28537778
Put more money in, unless you're at least 4 figures you cant do anything because of gas fees.

Not gonna lie I had my vaccination yesterday, went and worked a 9 hour night shift then asked this after getting homing and going comatose for like 13 hours. Every single one of these replies is fucking hilarious and cheered me up greatly, thanks

>>28538266
Clearly I’m still retarded and forgot to tag my own post
Gonna go back to sleep
Goodnight boys
>>28529521

>>28538266
>vaccine yesterday
was nice knowing you anon, sorry about when your dick falls off

>>28525861
>he buys shit coins are an investment
good luck brah. Yellen is fucking frothing at the bit to reign in crypto. Just wait until second half this year when the draft 'addressing crypto currency anti money laundering and terrorism act' is revealed in congress and the end of shit coins is revealed and every single retard in is left bag holding useless digital tokens

>>28529521
Depends on the coin's market cap. If you put 1k into Bitcoin a 10x will make you way less money than a 10x in a low market cap shitcoin, but it's also less risky.

>>28538604
Concerned the autism rumours were true all along

>>28525861
Yeah that's great and all but I have better things to do with my time than look at graphs all day. Pump n dumps happen while I'm fucking sleeping.

>>28528093
Usually there will be a telegram or discord link on the coins coingecko page

>>28538641
That’s gonna happen and it’ll be the end of cryptocurrency as we know it. It’s free money right now. But crypto will become like boomer stocks within 6 months.

DOGIRA is gonna be the next big one to make 100x on, get in now faggots

>>28539218
n-no it won't

>>28536420
put me in the screencap pls

>>28538050
Uniswap

>>28536420
nigger what are you talking about

>>28540023
Yes tf it will. More companies adopt it, more regulations of the currency itself. I just heard you can use Apple Pay to pay in Bitcoin soon and MasterCard might come out with a card that accepts crypto. If you don’t think the banks will start manipulating this, conservatives will want to regulate this, and that the Democrats will want to ban this you’re fucking dumb. Collect your gains in this bullrun cuz it’s the last.

OP is absolutely right. Look at HUSKY's chart. This thing has insane potential

>>28540823
>the last
no...i haven't made it yet, it can't be the last...

>>28540823
>Collect your gains in this bullrun cuz it’s the last.
NO, I JUST STARTED. I NEED TO ACCUMULATE NEXT MONTH!

>>28536420
Thank you anon, I understand now. One day I’ll be smart like you.

>>28527881
Yeah I'm in there. Waiting. If nothing happens by march I'm out.

>>28538750
>trusting a experimental vaccine developed in months for virus that only harms old or fat people
>trusting Jewish media over your fellow autists
You deserve it anon.

>>28526411
Literally the only thing that matters is number go up

>>28541865
You can’t physically fit out of your front door anon shut the fuck up about things that only impact the outside world
>the chink jews created a mutant bio weapon in their secret labs to tank the global economy for lulz. Q was right!
At least I’m not this retarded

No thanks. I'll stick with my boomer index funds, steady 6% - 10% gains every year. Slow and steady wins the race.

>>28536420
So much this

>>28542191
I didn’t say anything that isn’t true. It only hurts people over 70 or who are obese. The average age of death from covid is 79. Prove me wrong. You immediately going schizo and strawmanning shows your lack of critical thinking skills.

>le i'm le genius during le bull run maymay

I am but a shameless bag holder but $COR is cheap and coming back after a brief pump and dump here. BAO is iffy but I’m thinking it might come back.

What shitcoins are y’all in?

>>28525861
>make some friends
no thanks

>>28538657
What exactly do you think "10x" means? I'm genuinely curious.

>>28542647
>still thinking it’s about death rates
>not the spread of the virus overloading hospitals and tanking the economy
saying it only hurts people over 70 or people who are obese is objectively untrue lmfao
you don’t even know what critical thinking is anon

>>28542191
>the chink jews created a mutant bio weapon in their secret labs to tank the global economy for lulz. Q was right!

yeah the other possibility is that they really have no idea what the fuck they're doing, no one is in charge, and all of our world leaders are constantly making everything up as they go along

I prefer the alien lizard cabal

>>28529521
>>28536420
I love you fucking retards

>>28543483
This is true though. All they have is death figures and infection rates to try and make sense of and they’re so backwards they can’t. In many places I think we’re far beyond the point where anything short of national lockdowns can make substantial difference, but that’s why vaccines are the solution

>>28543330
Lol this meme virus tanked the economy already. It would have been better and more ethical to let the boomers die than to rob the zoomers of their teenage party years aka the only good years of their lives.

>>28529521
he´s asking a legit question because i dont know anything about eth gas fees
like, is it plain 100$ or is it a %???

>>28543330
>tanking the economy
Nigger the only reason the economy tanked is because people freaked out and shut everything down. Not because people were too sick to work.
>virus overloading hospitals
Never happened. See the tik tok nurses all over the country with enough free time to make coordinated dance videos. People who are overwhelmed with work don't do that. There are hospitals all over the country who laid off or furloughed people because they are losing money because they aren't treating regular things. If they were so overwhelmed with covid they wouldn't be facing bankruptcy.
>saying it only hurts people over 70 or people who are obese is objectively untrue lmfao
There is a 99.97% survival rate. I'm not saying you won't get sick and feel bad for a couple days but that's the same with every illness. The average age of death is 79 and average co-morbidities is 2.6. Those are mostly heart disease, hypertension, and diabetes. Those are caused by obesity.

Say why or show how anyone who isn't unhealthy and under the age of 60 is at risk.

Dogira is next in line. Read OPs post and enjoy your trip to the moon.

brand fucking new to this. Poor cav wagon and just started caring about money, am I going to make it lads?

>>28525861
So, husky or dogira? Which do you think looks more promising lads?

>>28528419
how do i get invited

Step one: Don't follow my advice
Step 2: buy the following...

>ASKO
>REEF
>ALPHA
>HOLDefi <<<<<<<<<< private sale currently public in march
>QUAI

Step C: Die wealthy

>>28536420
>buying 1 GRT
>mfw

>>28544686
Nope. If you want to have a chance you need to throw your entire investment into a shitcoin and hope you can grab a 10x from it. Baby money like that just won't cut it if you aren't going to take a big risk.

>>28525861

>>28544686
Best possible case scenario with that portfolio is about a 20x in 5 years, which is still only ~$5k. You need to go for a lower MC coin and hope for the best, then convert it to a real coin once it's >$1k

>>28546013
>>28546288
Thanks bros

>>28544637
>anon has had a year to come to terms with the basic consequences of a virus and still doesn’t understand them
Hospitals aren’t treating regular conditions because they have to accommodate for massive influxes of covid patients, therefore they have less beds available
The economy tanked due to necessary measures to offset infections
Again, it isn’t about survival rates or death rates, but even young fit and healthy people who get it and recover can be absolutely fucked due to long term conditions they develop as a result

t. Healthcare worker who actually has to go out and interact with people in the community

>tfw got fucked by hoge
Should I risk what's left of my money? Or skip these two?

>>28542111
But what if, and hear me out here:
Number go down?

>>28546672
>anon has had a year to come to terms with the basic consequences of a virus and still doesn’t understand them
>trying the personal attacks and ignoring data
How nice of you to ignore my comment on survival rate, co-morbidities, average age of death, etc.
>The economy tanked due to necessary measures to offset infections
Show any evidence that lockdowns prevented spread. New York for example locked down "early" and had terrible spread. Florida has the same population, never really locked down, opened up early, and is doing better in infection rate.
>absolutely fucked due to long term conditions they develop as a result
Long term conditions for something that has been around for a year. Sure...
>t. Healthcare worker who actually has to go out and interact with people in the community
Elaborate on "healthcare worker". If you were a doctor you'd say doctor. Are you one of the faggy dancing nurses getting their 15 minutes of social media fame. Or are you doing in home health care, which caters mostly to the elderly and sick, which severely skews your view.

>>28548727
R rate in the UK is under 1 for the first time in months due to national lockdown. NYC presumably had bad spread because it takes ~2 weeks for covid to become symptomatic and iirc NY didn’t lockdown until after the fact. I’m ignoring your comments on death rate because it I’ve already said it isn’t about any of that bullshit I don’t care if some fat fucking boomers die you retard.
Fuck me I wonder why one of the densest populations in the world had a worse rate than a considerably more open state even though they have a similar population.
You have absolutely no fucking clue what you’re talking about anon, presumably because you’ve never listened to anyone that disagrees with you. If I was a doctor and I said I was a doctor you’d just claim I was making shit up as I went along because I’m a Jew.

HUSKY BABY WE DONATED TO A DOG SHELTER EVEN IF I LOSE MONEY FUCK IT WE HELPED OUT DOGS I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT

>>28544837
dogira seems to be pumping out of a low, its 1/2 of presale or so

Buy CROC Guys

0xfb9fd5a8774ae16f6052fdb1dd562669fa4692b7 literally up just 50 minutes

>>28549619
>I don’t care if some fat fucking boomers die you retard.
Nor do I. And that's my entire point you dense fuck. Why did the entire western world nuke their economies to "save" a bunch of people who were dying in the next year anyways.

You are doing a lot of talking and saying nothing. You haven't said WHY on anything. What long term conditions, how are they forming, how are they being tracked long term? Where are the young healthy people who are being affected? Where are the hospitals so overrun? You haven't shown any of this.

>>28538266
Darwin Award Winner of the day..

>>28548099
Find new number

>>28551272
Kill yourself faggot. You have all the pieces here but you can’t put them together, which is not my problem. I’m sure if we had absolutely no measures in place to control the spread of a respiratory virus that has no cure then I’m sure we’d definitely see no hospitals overwhelmed with cases. Because when people get sick, they definitely don’t go to the hospital! And even if they did, hospitals have infinite beds and resources, right? Absolute fucking retard. You are unironically a stain on the human gene pool. Since you’re such a clever numbers guy, I bet you think that a higher prevalence of cases would have no impact on the death rate whatsoever, either. Fucking braindead. There are plenty examples of healthy younger (under 30) people getting covid and dying. There’s plenty examples of the long term post-covid consequences such as brain fog, lethargy, etc. Long term consequences of short term respiratory illnesses are a historic thing. People get the flu and are never the same again. Use google you absolute backwards fuck. Enjoy your night.

>>28552572
>close society
why are hospitals empty?
>don't close
why are hospitals full?

the absolute state of 4chan

>>28533919
nope. 0xmonero is still vaporware bullshit
just like the last hundred times you spammed it
stop trying to steal from people by lying to them about the capabilities of the project
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/
>>/biz/thread/S24750658#p24755504