/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>28525312
Bless you Kevin. What a company guy. My kind of man, let’s go for a cold one

Maybe he just really loves his job. Some people aren’t depressed neets constantly staring at the void. For some people, this is enough

Literally goyim cattle.
KEK

Anyone else derive immense pleasure from enraging and or humiliating wagies?

>>28525881
the npc meme is real

>>28525312
I fucking hate wagie-ing so much. I'm literally skirting by on the fact that I'm a leaf so it's more of a pain in the ass to fire me than it is to let me do my job in a mediocre fashion. Hopefully I can get my business at least to the point where it'll support me.

>>28525881
this is actually a valid point, you don't have to phrase it in a way that makes you sound like you're seething hard at neets

>>28526004
The forest needs wildfires in order to remain in balance.

>>28526004
Na, you're the only psychopath on earth.

>>28525881
It sounds like he’s successful at it so even if he hates his job he’s good at compartmentalizing his emotions

I wish KIA had a better logo. 100% worst car badge in the industry. There's a lot of people that avoid KIA cars only because the badge is ugly.

>>28525312

>>28526328
>pokemon creatures

God I can’t wait to leave the machine forever bros. I think on my last day I’ll take a giant shit on my companies entryway

>>28525881
>>28525881
Every day I feel like my job is just a better version of the games I used to play nonstop. I also happen to get paid for it. I love it

> t. supply chain analyst

>>28525312
Being a top car salesman can make you a lot of money. I have a friend who works at a Chevy dealership and he clears $150k pretty easily selling trucks to tradesmen

>>28526328
THIS REALLY SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR SOCIETY

>>28526004
absolute nigger behavior thumbs down

Does anyone have the one with the wojak dancing in the background and the frog watching it with a drink

I got lucky in a career that's pretty rewarding and a small company that I love working for. Feels way more like a lifestyle than a job most of the time. I'm a biologist mostly working with endangered species and permitting

>>28525312
He only did it because it was the only way they would let him wear shorts at work

>>28526004
ooh sorry wagie I made a little mess in your bathroom. now clean it up you fucking peasant

>>28526396
>>28526484
To me the funniest part of the comic was the "I <3 Pokemon Go" shirt that was obviously drawn much later when the author realized that his boomer readers wouldn't understand what's going on unless he explained that it's about Pokemon Go.

>>28526728
What is your opinion on trophy hunting of animals in Africa? I really want to take down a Giraffe

>>28526548


Got this in the Saffron Finance thread when the token hit $1500. Now it's almost $2,000. Fucking A time flies in this market.

>>28525312
>schmidt
Wagie kike.

>>28526899
As long as kills are done in a sustainable rate, and each hunting session nets you a massive amount of money from the rich patron (that's how it usually works), it's good. A lot of reservations in Africa get funded through trophy hunting permits.

>>28526941
Kek
Thanks

>>28526899
Generally favorable. The animals hunted tend to be problem animals or near their end of life. The money you'll pay for it will probably also go towards conservation of the remaining herd and allow them to do a lot more.

>>28525907

>>28526728
How many years do you have to cut your teeth to get a fun job as a biologist? I've thought about going back for a bio degree but I know entry-level jobs in the sciences can be strenuous.

>>28527442
Imagine the smell

>>28527442
LMAO

>>28526004

>>28527442
Everyone here should be arrested. What the fuck man.

>>28527442
This guy unironically died from this

>>28527442
Wtf

>>28527442
HOLY FUCK

>>28525312
>noooooo you can’t enjoy your job that I don’t respect you must be miserable like I think you should be

>>28525312
lmao its just to generate more sales, he is the type of guy I LOVE KIA SO MUCH I HAVE A TATTOO OF IT to convince boomers that the brand is good.

>>28527442
I've had a dominatrix do that to me before lmao

>>28527716
kek'd

>>28527876
>Selling a car to boomers
>Yes! Allow me to take my trousers off! You'll love what I have to show you!
Anon take your meds

>>28527442
Like african scarification, very masculine ritual.

>>28527876
>switch brands
>have to pay thousands for tattoo removal

>>28527876
What's the difference with gamers getting tattoos with the nintendo logo or literally any other logo?
Nobody seems to think that's bad.
But if a man loves cars, now that's embarrasing right?

>>28527687
https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/em2k9x/update_on_the_guy_that_got_his_chest_branded_hes/

>>28525312
some people hate their jobs, but ive been at places where the pay and energy are off the charts. didnt feel like a job at all. i hope its what the man in op has

>>28526871
Every object wasn't labelled like a Ben Garrison comic so I couldn't follow it at all.

>>28527274
while the numbers and economics of trophy hunting are pretty favorable toward overall conservation, do you have any ethical problem with it? Our means of keeping these animals from being extinct is through farming them for hunting. Personally I find our entire relationship to conservation of certain species extremely depressing. It keeps them alive and protected sure, but only through their value as eventual trophies. What do you think biologist anon?

>>28528240
are you retarded? any tattoo of a logo is fuckin embarrassing.

>>28526443
Why are they even necessary. You could cut the staff down to 1.

>Browse internet
>I want this car
>Email dealership
>Thank you we have an appointment scheduled for Tuesday 11:30 to discuss financing options

Who the fuck goes to a dealership without the intent to buy a specific car. Most redundant job in the world. It's like Macdonalds employing Hamburger salesmen to sell you hamburgers at the front door then giving them commission for every burger sold instead of just clerks.

>>28527442
How much do you have to like McDonald's to get the logo branded on your chest

>>28528404
wtf is this? there's literally no scar left? this is some bullshit

>>28528404
Pretty unrelated but I knew a kid in high school who got a huge chest tattoo at age 14. Couple years later he decided he didn't want it anymore and took a belt sander to it. It looked like a really bad case of road rash.

>>28528930
Never been to a dealership huh? Most people don't care enough to research about cars and want to be spoonfed info

>>28528736
Yeah it all makes sense on paper, but of course there are ethical issues. It's essentially blood money. But there are few other ways to get reliable cash flow to the coservations so it's the best choice we got.

The thing is, those that cry about ethics typically don't donate $50,000+ to these conservations every year.

>>28525312
Wow those legs are so skinny.

>>28526004
i get hard when retards lose their life saving on dips

>>28528930
You seem to not only underestimate how dumb the average normie is, but also how much of an uninformed consumer they are.
They literally need someone to hold their hands through the entire process. From which to pick to how to pay for it.

>>28525312
Bullish... Kia parent company ticker is HYMTF

>>28528930
>It's like Macdonalds employing Hamburger salesmen to sell you hamburgers at the front door then giving them commission for every burger sold instead of just clerks.

congrats you just invented waitresses. their job isn't to bring you food, it's to upsell you shit you didn't want

>>28525312
If this is where I think it is, I don't think Andy Mohr would approve

>>28529344
Whats the comic supposed to represent?

>>28526004
that's nigger tier. kys.

>>28529235
>>28529596
Well shit. I have bought one car in my life and I researched it, talked to a shitty sales person told him this is the one I want. He literally ran to the office to get some sticker to claim it and I got the car a week later.

>>28529725
Seems stupid never in my life have I ordered something on a waitresses recommendation. I look at the menu and pick something.

Are all normies like this? Do they need assistance to buy shit?

>>28529880
your momma

>>28526004
Based psychopath.

>>28528736
No wild animal dies a peaceful death. If they don't get shot, they get torn apart and eaten alive. Pretty sure most of the species that have existed, have gone extinct. And humans had nothing to do with it.

>>28529880
Dancing nurses/COVID

>>28525312
All the sales jobs I've had were culty as fuck. They usually have 2-4 hour indoctrination "training sessions" where you learn sales techniques, have to roleplay sales scenarios (these are actually helpful), and then do weird "teambuilding exercises" where you basically do chants and other gay group activities. I was pretty good at selling stuff, and eventually just took that knowledge and applied it to marketing my own ideas rather than somebody elses, but god damn, most sales people are totally grade A fucked in the head. The aggressive levels of optimism and "You just need to change your mindset, bro!" are suffocating.

Although I'll give them this, most of them take care of their own, even if there are rivalries, sales people tend to network like crazy and jump around to different companies a lot, and there aren't a lot of grudges held. They look at personal disputes as lost sales, lol, truly indocrinated salesmen literally can't think about anything else other than selling and closing deals.

>>28529880
clown world of draconian covid protocols vs retard nurses dancing on tiktok

>>28530509
>They usually have 2-4 hour indoctrination "training sessions"
every other day or so* usually in the morning, although you're also usually expected to go out for dinners and drinks and stuff too at least once a week

>>28527442
>white people

>>28526436
Unironically I'm trying to get into supply chain, please help.

>>28528930
>Why are they even necessary.
There are laws that prohibit direct sales to the consumer. Dealerships are required and are protected by laws. If you start a car company, you can't sell to your customers without the middle man.

>>28530542
So deep

>>28526004
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>28525907
>>28527442
Interestingly, there's an alternate variant of branding, called freeze branding, that uses a very cold brand to damage the cells that produce pigment.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freeze_brand

>>28530029
The good ones are always trying to upsell you, IF you go to nice place they are actually very good at it. A good salesperson is a master manipulator which is why companies still employ them. It works.

>>28530804
Doesn't Tesla do orders from the website?

>>28526816
Not sure which is more evil-misplacing a turd or thinking that a toilet seat would be clean after that.

>>28526004
Wow. You are pathetic.

Really. No words. Do you really think your "wagecuck" that has to clean that decided to clean toilets? No. People depend on shit jobs to survive. And people in those positions already have a shitty life, stop making it worse you piece of shit burger fucktard. Piss on rich peoples yards, oh wait, hes a little coward to piss off the real enemies.

>>28528240
>What's the difference with gamers getting tattoos with the nintendo logo or literally any other logo?
nothing at all. fuck these morons.
Particularly, anybody with a Brand tattoo from Berserk should jump off a bridge

>>28529202
I did that, except I used a wet rag dipped in salt to scrub the top layer of skin off and then when it scabbed over the scab sucked the ink up and the tattoo came off with the scab

>>28525907
Humans are monsters.

>>28526004
you are at the wrong place negro, go back to twitter or whatever

>>28533774
go back

>>28526004
>fell asleep on train ride home from work
>train worker wakes me up at the last stop tells me I have to get off since it was the last train that night
>get off train, go to station bathroom
>angry that I missed my stop and it’s the middle of the night
>dump out garbage in bathroom
>rip open the the toilet paper dispenser
>throw all the toilet paper in the toilet, piss all over it
>piss all over the floor
>piss all over the sink
>crack the toilet paper dispenser plastic piece in half

That will show the janny to make sure the train guy wakes me up at the correct stop next time

>>28534987
>HOOOOMANS, omg
wouldn't have to brand them if it weren't for cattle rustlers. Try blaming them, dipshit

>>28527442
That's M for Monero.

>>28526443
>implying your salesman friend is ever telling the truth

>>28526004
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE

Enjoy your tip, wagecuck.

>>28535443
>some guy just shat just on his hands and smeared it on the wall
oh man you sure showed them wagies, literally Bateman tier amirite

>>28535762
Use a disposable glove, which you then flush down the toilet to fuck up their plumbing.

>>28535762
go back

>>28529344
Maybe the islamists have a point and all cartoonist should be shot after all.

>>28526004
No, only those who hate their job or at least are unable to pretend to care.
I can respect a wagie for trying to improve my experience at a store or who show they give a shit.

Example was when I went to a Tim Hortons in my neighborhood, usually timmies bathrooms are pretty subpar and can look halfassed. This one was fucking spotless, even the walls and stalls were scrubbed and wiped,sides of toilet was clean and the metal bars was polished. Someone really cared about making it look good, and I went to the front and told them how impressed I was with it. Sometimes people just want recognition for good work, and I respect those who give it their all. No matter how lowly a position.

>>28533774
idk man, i think hes contributing to the economy by giving someone a job to do

>>28535267
Brainlet

>>28527442
Cooler than a (s)oyim edgy tattoo

>>28535862
You just know that guy in the webm, when he posts on 4chan either rulescucks or corrects grammar.

>I can't believe you are not banned for this!
>This violates the rules of this board!
>*You'res

I can just see him posting and seething.

>>28533774
Kek. Poor people SHOULD suffer. If they were smart, they'd be rich
>t. Finishing my masters degree in finance. Parents paid for everything

>>28526004
When I was in high school I did this every single day. I also would shit on the floor. It got so bad that they had to start tracking every classrooms In/out times for people using the bathroom. When it got reported they would pull the 10min window from each class and track how many times a kid would be on that list. I never signed the right line and I never got caught. I think it was just my small act of defiance as a quiet high school nerd. Really though I just made the janitorial staff pick up after me and I feel bad.

>>28536110
retarded gorilla nigger, make a point

>>28536264
He's definitely a janny.

lol this boy still eats this rubbish
so stupid to check this shilling about bots and algo’s that you made here
smart fish wait for bot ocean private sale stop and trade with bots on dex and cex launch
>as u got I am smart and not a sucker like this niggers

>>28535862
never fails to make me laugh

>>28526004
>newfags don't realize this is an old video
anyone who fell for this just outed themselves as a wsb migrant

>>28535443
reddit BTFO

>>28535762
cope

>>28528240
>Nobody seems to think that's bad.
go back

>>28525312

Branded wagie cattle. Lmao

Just got an offer at Boeing to wage in Ireland. But i live in southern Europe and honestly don't wanna..even though I earn peanuts here.

>>28526135
no matter how successful you are you will always be a fucking leaf

>>28528240
>What's the difference with gamers getting tattoos with the nintendo logo or literally any other logo?
>Nobody seems to think that's bad.
kek

>>28526004
No cuz this douchey behavior

>>28525881

>>28533774
But I am rich anon

>>28525312
hey guys whats your plans for the weekend?

>>28536758

>>28529880
The cognitive dissonance of those enamored in political discourse designed to distract them from the fact that both American parties participate in imperialism, enslavement, and selling out the futures of the american people on a daily basis.

>>28537759
you could throw your old napkins in there, maybe a buck on the way out

>>28537600
masturbate, eat a family size pizza for the whole day and post on 4chan

>>28526004
I have a friend that does this at every bar bathroom he goes into and sends it to everyone on snapchat

>>28537997
Based

I would get a Honda tattoo and i dont even work there i just like civics

>>28528240
Gamer tattoos are cringe too.

>>28537932
>imperialism
might makes right, dumbass

Wagie wagie
Sitting in your cagey
Brand your skin because it’s payday
Chop chop now don’t be lazy
Or just one star your work I rate thee

>>28527442
>white people

>all of these wagies complaing they feel like slaves
Militaryfag here. I literally sold my body to govt so I could stop sleeping in my car

>>28526272
wise words

>>28526484
Bottom text

>>28533774
go back nigger

>>28538744
>that thumb

NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo. STOP PLEASE.

>>28525312
>don't hate my job, but do hate the retards I have to deal with on a daily basis
>sandbag personality-wise just enough that my bosses complain about me
>don't do badly enough that it requires disciplinary action
>genuinely just being a controlled shithead and not dignifying the existence of morons with the respect my company feels they deserve
>do the rest of the job technically well
>other employees who do act more personable to morons keep getting additional responsibilities thrust upon them for no increase in pay
>some of them even got let go because the new tasks and hours were no longer necessary
>I am never considered for these "promotions" and also have never been put on the chopping block as a result
>every review with the bosses goes something like "b-but we know you can be nice! we've seen you do it before...!"

>>28538744
Lol it's backwards

>>28538744
haha getting an HJ from Mario everytime you fap

>>28539198
yep - mario apparently has two right hands, according to this tattoo artist.

>>28529587
Kek. GME?

>>28539240
You can get this tattoo if you need something else to look at while you're jerking off.

>>28530767
how is anyone supposed to help you if all they know is that you are "trying to get into it"

>>28527442
Proud and happy branded wagie
Please work hard and stay in cagie
Go to school to learn to wagie
Just so you can stay in cagie

>>28526004
No, because I'm not a fucking sociopath. You have to be mentally ill to gain pleasure from that.

>>28539676
>bunch of trash mutts
>that dude vaping

the absolute degeneracy of tattoos

>>28525312
fpbp

>be me
>19
>I want to invest seriously
>Earning AZ minimum wage
>Can't afford to spend more than 80 USD a month because rent and food
>Get depressed seeing all the people here making 800k from coins and stocks
>Buy a shotgun
>Profit?
Seriously I need to stop coming on here. It's just making me feel worse about just trying to survive.

>>28526941
Nice to see a fellow man of culture.

>>28536855
shut up amerimutt

>>28526004
didn't even flush!

>>28540425
Just buy one option every month dude, like a 50 dollar option. You might do well, you might lose it. It will give you something to look at. Buy LEAPS actually, calls for 2023. After one year you will have 12 to just watch and if you study hard you can learn a lot in the process.

>>28525881
>loves to make other people rich

>>28526871
Lol, true.

>>28537932
Oh shit a faggot! What's does shit covered dick taste like BTW? You seem like the kind of guy who'd know.

Am i still a wagie if i love my job enough id do it for free (sometimes)?
Also ill be away from civilization a few weeks, please keep the good times rolling until i return.
Also. Buy link.

>>28532356
>thinking it was misplaced
>thinking it would be clean after
I assure you neither is the case

>>28530509
You're kinda lucky to have been able to learn that.
I'm a developper and the last but most important skill I lack is finding clients/selling.

If you have a place wihtout bullshit that teach it would be helpful. I'll pray the bogdnaoff for you as a reward.

>>28526436
which games is it like? sounds interesting

my job feels like selling shit in WoW auction house

>>28525312
its extra funny because KIA just did a rebrand.

>>28538744
Man it sucks to be an iPhone browser

Can’t see webms

>>28535988
Good post, anon. Wholesome vibes.

Fug some literal jannie at work is pregnant with her second child. There was also a mother and daughter jannie duo at work.

>>28525312
literal wagecuck

>>28525312
Sue him for trademark infingement

>>28525312
What if Kia goes bankrupt, and he has to work at another car company?

>>28535443
wagecucks lol

>>28526004
I've never wagecucked in my life and I still want to put barbed wire down your urethra and invert your bladder like starting a lawnmower.

Kill. Yourself. You absolute nigger.

Sage

>>28543474
what if he gets fired

>>28533774
/biz/ is not a Christian board.

>>28537759
kek based

>>28543834
janitor hands typed this

>>28526004
LMAO at newfags. Old video from /fit/. At least first place I saw it in

>>28526004

>>28526004
The absolute madlad!

>>28542114
it isn't a substitute for real world experience, but pic related is worth checking out

>>28526328
>no statue of liberty crying in the corner

>>28544025
Nah I'm just a germophobe and have had to stand in a piss filled public bathroom before.

I’m happy for the NEETs that are cozy and enjoying their freedom but I’m unemployed now and hate it

>>28526816
>>28526004
anybody has that picture where a guy made a hammock from toilet paper and put a shit into it?
it's a fucking architectural masterpiece

>>28540425
Get a job on a farm, many have accommodation and provide lunch. You would be able to save the majority of your income and learn new skills.

>>28535443
I can't sell my pride for minimum wage, I would quit on the spot if my boss told me to do that

>>28536087
Based window breaker.

>>28535862
I don't understand what's going on in that gif

>>28527442
>delusional GME holder gets price chart brand to show his dedication

>>28542041
>giggles and grins

>>28535862
Where the hell is this from lmao

>>28539676
that's like the most DEGENERCE shit i saw in my life.

>>28544829
>i must serve mr shekelwitz. Otherwise i have no purpose in life

>>28545442
Some uncivilized gutter trash, unwilling to pass up even the most inconsequential amusement park trifle, tries to bootleg a photo; a fat wagie struggles against the odds

>>28544737
what do you have against Germans bro?

>>28525312
Holy shit this poor fucker was killed in action. Moment of silence for our veterans

>>28528803
this. anyone that makes brands part of their identity is an actual retard

>>28525881
Reddit faggot shut the fuck up

>>28543132

>>28525881
so many reddit people

>>28545442
it's an amusement park ride. they have cameras that take your picture when you're on the ride. you see a preview of the photo on the tvs behind the wagie. you can pay to have a copy printed on paper. you're not supposed to take photos of the tvs because then they can't sell the photos to you.

>>28525312
All the degeneracy and insanity is fuel for a mass genoclde

>>28529235
Most people only exist to pay their taxes and vote. Damn I hate normies

>>28531598
can second this.
i used to work in a fucking DOMINOS and i upselled the SHIT out of them. (come in to order a medium, get out with with a large 3 toping and a soda)
i even got an offer from a car dealership to become their salesman.
never went there though, FUCK that, i got crypto now.

>>28540425
youre 19 retard, what exactly did you expect? that people will shower your pencil dick with money for being an inexperienced, uneducated cunt? be happy with your 50 bucks, its 50 more than i had when i was 19

>>28536771
we KNOW its OLD faggot.
we just RAGE when someone post it.

>>28536758
>*toss coin in the funnel*

>>28544025
deserved, not gonna lie.

>>28535443
>>28526816
>>28526004

Hate to spoil the fun but most people opt out of bathroom clean up during their interview. In reality some 40 year old hispanic janitor cleaned up those messes.

>here's your tip, wagie

>>28525312
Went to work and watched funny boomer facebook gifs with my boss. Did absolutely nothing and made myself some soup and tendies in the kitchen. Left after 3 hours. Boss rounded my time up to 4.5.

>>28549180
WANT THE TIP WAGIE? YOU GOT TO WORK FOR IT

>>28549180
>>28535525
>Why does this keep happening?!
>REEEEE!!

>>28526941
The fuck. Thought it was a scam when it dropped to $200. This is why I’ll forever be a wagey

>his smile and optimism, gone

>>28550576
>>28536758
>>28525312
these are just done for demoralization purpouses.

>>28526380
wtf

>>28544919

>>28527442
People are such retards. A lot of this happens at black fraternities and sororities in the deep south too. Literally branding themselves like property.

>>28526004
Why do you think they make you feel this way?

>>28550376
Is that Gary V? Kek. What a sociopath.

>>28535443
the funny thing is wagies are too dumb to know their rights. someone tried to make me pick up dog poo once in old wagie job and i told them no because apparently you need to have a license for any biological waste cleanup. aka actually be someone that cleans up shits, blood, etc.

>>28531602
Only in some states where they can get away with it. Dealership protection laws are some of the most kiked shit in our "free market".

>>28538744
MAMAMIHA

>>28551281

Come get your banana you fucking apes

>>28534842
Ew, but how well did it work?

>>28544047
>>28526004
I think this is the 'Yellow Pee Pee Monster' cira 2009.

Video archive:
https://yppm.spastics.net/

>>28528803
any tattoo is fuckin embarrassing.

fixed for you

>>28552706
I have a Cambodian friend whose dad gave himself a stick and poke tattoo of his family name on his left hand because he had spent too long in the jungle fighting the Khmer Rouge and he started forgetting who he was. I thought that was pretty badass.

>>28525907

THE GOY BRAND

Some of you are going to be going up against the wall when the time inevitably comes

>>28551907
I've seen so many of these brands on frat niggers and I always was bewildered by it. You're not slaves bros wtf why choose this

>>28530509
These are not real sales jobs. Its what we call volume sales or "attitude sales" where you hire a ton of non skilled people, give minimal training and send them out to shill your product with a script. Hwoever they will unironically give you great people skills by the sheer number of people you deal with. 9/10 will be vastly underpaid for their work as theres typically a pure commission or small base +. 1/10 will make a lot of money.
T. #1 rep in the country for 2 years before i got a comfy sales job elsewhere

>>28536387
fucking hilarious and based

>>28525907

>>28525881
If he loves it so much, why doesn't marry it?

>>28528005
pics

>>28535957
The worst thing about this bull run is the sheer number of redditors shitting up this board

>>28525881
Getting a cattle brand is a whole other level tnough

strudels wash the wagies away

>>28539676
gas

>>28536371
>I WAS GIFTED A GOLDEN TICKET IN LIFE
>JUST DONT BE POOR BRO
sasuga retard...

>>28545988
It's because u need to eat nigger. Sure don't become employee of the month but God damn what is an urbanite supposed to to do with no land and no skills for farming

>>28528404
on the imgur link

>>28525312
These threads are also good /makeit/ fuel for wagie poorfags like myself

>>28551728

thats kinda original thumbs up

>>28544201
>ubdersetimate

>>28543947
He isn't a Christian, he is likely a communist redditor that sees anyone with money as "the enemy", capitalism as evil and /biz/ as another bandwagon.

>>28538993
Also a milfag but I unironically live my job

>>28528930
Normies don't do research. The /fit/ memes about the post New Years gym rush are quite accurate and a great example of this.
>Normies will buy a gym membership
>Walk into gym without even googling beginner training programs
>Do completely random shit
>Never track their progress
>Fall off or complain that their bodies havent magically transformed into those of Greek gods after a couple months

I've encountered people trying to lose weight consuming mass gainer. Normies are fucking stupid.

>>28525312
I bet you he got that ironically while coked up and drunk with his mates one night for a laugh

Pretty funny for an ironic tattoo actually. Personally I wouldn’t defile my body for laughs like that but it is actually funny when you think about it.

>>28536495
Fucking SAVED

>>28526328
Most aesthetic car logo and vehicle has got to be Saab by far.

Also RIP in peace to Saab.

>>28539489
I don't think GME ever fell 70% in a single day.

>>28539676
Hahahahahahha whyyyy

>>28525881
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A LIE

>>28525312
>me? I usually just do whatever gets me attention
>heh nothing personal normally heighted people

>>28526871
>>28526328
The weirder part is the 60yo boomer comic artist writes this like he's 25 years younger and has small kids, when he's more likely to be a grandfather.

>>28559730
Boomers aren't a generation... they're a state of mind.

Are you a wagie no matter what you make? or does the wage only stop when you own your own company?

>>28560226
depends if you feel like talking shit about people above a particular wage on that particular day

>>28525312
i am considering wagie'ing for a while just so i can maximize me crypto gains, also im getting fatter and i hate exercise

>>28560207
I wish there was a boomer pepe. Thats what id be

>>28539676
fake, this shop does gags like this i saw another where he was tatooing girls pussy and she kept squirting into the guys face and it knocked him over, SAME exact shop

>>28528240

That's even worse because you aren't getting paid by them

>>28536087
kek I made a shitpost talking about contributing to the economy with that webm a few motnhs ago

>>28527673
welcome to the ranch city faggot

>>28526380
AAAHHHHHHH

>>28560207
I like the Doom Boomer version where he's on a lawnmower.

>>28539676
my friend said the wrong side won ww2 xdddd

>>28531181
Huh. I kinda want to try freezebranding a design into my chest hair. It'd be like a tattoo, but with hair.

>>28525563
Wagie

>>28537759
kek

>>28539676

How's trucking? being alone driving and making decent money sounds comfy

>>28563405
Maybe different where you are and I have no first-hand experience but I've heard long days, automatic obesity and the looming replacement by automation are negatives.

>>28550576
this one is an Arab guy in middle east though.

>>28525312
Your employer owns you. Your government owns you. Don't forget you're a serf.

>>28525312
lol, imagine how he felt if it fired him due to closure in a year or so.

loyalty to bisinusses is worth a pat on the head to them, nothing more.

Wagies think itll somehow help them get better work or earn more, but no. it shows how good they fit in their role as slaves, locking them in it further

>>28564675
More or less

500k and I can sustain myself in a life of leisure, though not one of luxury. 300k if I'm willing to be thrifty, but I'd rather not do that long term.

I might make it this cycle, though probably not.

I honestly don't know what the fuck to do with my life. I currently have $9000 invested of my $13k in savings. $5800 in GRT which comes out to 4000 graphies. The rest is in stocks (AMC I got fucked on that one). My days consist of being a NEET and babysitting my niece and nephew (I babysit them nearly every day for free because I said I didn't need to be paid). I've stagnated. I haven't done shit since for 6 months since I quit my job. I can't go through with anything (backed out of the military 3 times). I'd love to not work, but I live in a toxic household and I don't see GRT pumping it to MAKE IT status any time soon. I would need GRT to hit triple digits for me to semi-make it. I don't wanna go to college because it's too expensive. At this point, I either HAVE to go through with the military or fake my resume and hope I land a semi-decent job. Truth be told I really don't like having to suck up to people and having them yell at you which is why I didn't join the military. My home life is the same fucking way and I'm 21 yrs old. Sorry this is a rant, but I'm so fucking fed up.

>>28526004
This is why you live in a shithole. People like you who cannot put 2 + 2 together.

>>28525312
>Kia's
>imagine working for a company that employs people that can't tell the difference between plural and possessive
ngmi

>>28527274
>RULES OF NATURE

>>28529082
fake as fuck, that would leave extreme scarring

>>28563405
hip and back problems

>>28535525
pretty easy to solve this if you aren't retarded

>>28538009
BASED

>>28552162
Yeah, back when I was a part time wage slave in college I'd make my manager deal with all that (literal) shit

>>28535988
Based. I work in a call center and these gestures brighten you up when you're having a shit day already or had an annoying customer.

>>28526004
Janitor at Boeing here
The time spent cleaning that would be no different than if they didn't do it.
Seriously, we just pressure wash everything from 10ft away with a Orange spelling chemical.
I don't go near nasty stuff like that.

>Inb4 Janny
Was either get laid off after making 737 MAX, or clean bathrooms.
Shit is easy
3 hours if work in a 8hr shift.
Only a 10% Pay Cut.

>>28526004
wagies absolutely seething

>>28565052

You really only get "yelled at" in the military during your initial training. Once that is all over, and a bit depending on your MOS, you don't really deal with that anymore.

Even if you do just one enlistment, the benefits are tremendous. The Post 9/11 GI Bill is ridiculously good. You will have more than enough money for college. Plus, you qualify for other veteran's benefits like a VA Loan to buy a house.

If you decide to stay in, depending on your branch, once you make rank, life is actually pretty good. In the Army, you get BAH as soon as you make E6, some places E5. Your BAH is a tax free pay that covers enough to rent/buy a place to live in that area plus other expenses. If you are semi decent with your money, you can easily save/invest $1,000 a month. I usually save/invest $2,000 a month but I live pretty cheap. I have had the same car for 15 years now.

Anyway, if you can get in the military, and you get spun up on and take advantage of the benefits, you'll thank yourself.

>>28565052
Drop a few grand on a cheap community college program instead. A lot of cities and states have discounts or grants or whatever, Find some decently paying kino job afterwards you won't hate yourself for.

>>28535862
post the bobo edit

>>28533774
Seething GME tourist, fuck off

>>28565052
>I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas

>>28564861
That bald faggot is right, I will own nothing and be happy but i'll never work. Only reason to work is to accumulate more.

>>28567271
Oh fuck you.

>>28567530
Kek, sit on your ass all day for the rest of your life then, no one cares.
>abloo abloo, I'm too scared of mean words to join the army
>I'm too lazy to build any skills or experience, why can't everything just be handed to me?

>>28565052
>>28566342
Military (US) is the quickest way to an upper middle class life if you're financially literate and aren't a retard like most soldiers, i enlisted at 20 because i was working a dead wagie job at walmart. did my 4 years in cyber, got a bunch of certs, saved a bunch of money, and went to college free for finance, during my time in i invested a bunch of money in stocks (should have done crypto), regardless i'm sitting on 670k at 29 with a couple of investment properties and a job in sales, if you don't want to take the military route, do what >>28566775 says and get certs/degrees at a community college for cheap and transfer to a 4 year college if you feel like an associates isn't getting you anywhere. Do something, anything, because it feels like you're on a slow track to 25 year old loser unless you can pull a 10x in crypto/stock.

>>28561287
he died

>>28535443
I literally used to do this when I was middle school. I drew a big smiley face with my shit on a stall wall in Home Depot. I also used to shit in urinals when the opportunity arose. In 32 now and this picture made me laugh really hard.

>>28568444
I've always wondered what the people who did that to the bathrooms in elementary school were like. So you had no issue just scooping up a handful of turd and using it like a crayon?

why are you guys laughing at people who are suffering?

>>28568662
In my case I used toilet paper to smear it after wiping my ass because it was really messy. I also would sit sideways on the toilet so the shit would fall off the side.

>>28540571
>buy LEAPS with $80

>>28535525
Explain this to a retard

>>28533774
Fuck off tourist.

>>28568320
>>28565052 #
>>28566342 #
Can agree with these anons, still active duty Navy.
>Picked up E-5 in under 3 years
>Doing cake shore duty working 4 hours a day
>TA covering college expenses with Pell Grants laying me to work towards a degree while drawing salary
>Can commission with prior enlisted pay scales and make exponentially more
>They match boomer stock 401K up to 5%
>0 medical expenses
>Guaranteed pension after 20 years
If you don’t mind cycles of being overworked and hardly working at all it truly is cake. Works great as both a stepping stone or a career depending on the way that you apply yourself.

>>28525881
>Loves his job
>Off trying to rip off people trying to buy a car who don't want to play games with him for 30 minutes trying to get him to give them an actual price.

Sales is a meme job.

>>28536371
>Famous last words

>>28525312
Former Kia Salesman here, worked at one in Shoreline.

Between Spiffs, minis, and the telluride, you can very easily make over 100k a year. I was.

He is making more money than you. He is not a wagie.

>>28525312
Fucking KIA

>>28539676
Why

>>28535525
>Drill hole in top of glass
>Take money out
Wa La

>>28540425
Join the military

>>28565052
This is going to sound odd. I am a banker. People do not use banks and so I get to trade stocks and cyrpto during the day. The only requirements to be a banker is to have a good credit score and to know financial stuff. You get to meet a lot of people and get free stuff as well. It is comfy.

>>28570445
ooo he's a blue-ribbon wagie? proud!

>>28570907
stay mad, poorfag.

>getting first job tomorrow after a life of NEETing
I shouldn’t have come to this thread

>>28551281
Honestly? This one is kinda based. I wouldn't mind a free banana.

>>28569973
>>28568320
>>28566342
Thanks for the advice guys. Still not sure if I'd wanna join because I really didn't like how the sergeants treated me. Also unfit as fuck despite being short and slim (5'4 129lbs). Still gonna try to find employment though.

>>28533774
Hahahhahahaha what a stupid redditors
>Rich people are the enemy
Boohoo

>>28525563
wagie spotted
cope nigger