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Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:06:40 2017 No.2848739 [Reply] [Original]

What's the quickest way to make a million?

(No meme answers like winning the lottery or marrying a rich person)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:07:22 2017 No.2848741 >>2848739 Invest in golden kneepads, you will need them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:10:12 2017 No.2848757 If you're very good at sucking dick you can make 10 bucks per 2 minutes. That's like 72k per month which means making a million takes only 1.15 years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:11:28 2017 No.2848763 >>2848757 Don't you think this counts as a meme answer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:12:41 2017 No.2848774 >>2848739 sell staf on SYSCOIN market

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:37:24 2017 No.2848905 File: 1.87 MB, 750x750, 1496621381085.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2848739 depends on your skillset. crypto would be a realistic bringer of gains especially if you have a reasonable amount to invest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:40:39 2017 No.2848925 >>2848905 Heard crypto is just a bubble which could burst at any time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:42:32 2017 No.2848937 >>2848739 by 100 call options on AMD at a $14 strike price on Monday. On Wednesday it will be worth $20 and you will have 6xed your money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:44:09 2017 No.2848947 >>2848937 *buy fuck me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:45:53 2017 No.2848958 >>2848925 you heard right. now invest.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:47:54 2017 No.2848972 >quickest way Use the skills you already have to gain the highest wage you can and save / invest. >quickest way for a skill-less /biz/ shitposter Prostitution.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:48:33 2017 No.2848977 >>2848739 Buy 500k Bitcoins and sell them when the price goes up $2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:52:49 2017 No.2849002 >>2848977 Unless BTC was worth 1 dollar thats not how it works son.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:57:04 2017 No.2849020 >>2849002 That is exactly how it works, catch is you need $1,400,000,000 to buy the BTC in the first place.

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:00:27 2017 No.2849041

>>2848925
You're a stupid faggot who will get scammed over and over by 4chan, "financial advisors", and when you finally buy S&P500 fund you will just sell at a next market crash. You're one hopeless faggot. Just put whatever you earn at mcd in your savings

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:54:09 2017 No.2849407 Make $2/min for one year straight. There are trading strategies that allow you to do this. Risking $200 every time, find ways to mitigate risk and automte, you've won.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:03:37 2017 No.2849493 >>2848763 Maybe you should have asked a less meme question

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:06:28 2017 No.2849520 make and sell drugs its easy as shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:09:57 2017 No.2849546 File: 159 KB, 582x999, 5LUFgSi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2848739 Buy bitcoin

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:11:50 2017 No.2849571 >>2848739 start with two million and daytrade crypto

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:19:44 2017 No.2849644 >>2849407 Where can an initial investment of $200 produce $2/min gains?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:29:12 2017 No.2849711 >>2848925 >be one of thousands of thoughtless, imagination-less idiots in 2009-2010 >bitcoin is just some funny money online tulip beany-baby mania >who would pay 20 cents for one of these things? >it's just a bubble

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:24:51 2017 No.2850217 >Sell drugs >it can only be considered a meme because they sell themselves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:27:00 2017 No.2850242 >>2848739 disgusting roastie who even finds this attractive

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:33:59 2017 No.2850313 $100 reinvested in bitconnect

Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:51:45 2017 No.2851686

>>2849711
I bought 5.5 BTC in 2012 at $11 a coin to use on the Silk Road. Product never came, but the Silk Road held funds in escrow until you received your product. So I got my bitcoins back, and forgot about them for a year. They spiked a year later and I sold them at around $100 a coin. I can assure you I've now learned that lesson the hard way

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:57:55 2017 No.2851738 >>2848739 Be born in the right body.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 17:12:00 2017 No.2851840 Put ten bucks on Bitbean and you'll be a millionaire by September. Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:19:36 2017 No.2852779 >>2849407 This is the best idea I've read on biz. I'm going to write an ebook titled "Make $2 an hour and retire in one year" filled with bullshit and I'll be set for life. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 19:50:33 2017 No.2852972 >>2848925 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:06:48 2017 No.2853073 >>2848739 Operating a small business is the quickest way. It is very difficult to have a good idea and run a successful business tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:20:17 2017 No.2853154 >>2849711 >comparing 20 cents to 2800 dollars

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 20:24:41 2017 No.2853182 >>2848937 how do you buy call options?

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