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28479931 No.28479931 [Reply] [Original]

Fellas, I have a business idea. It's essentially a cycling machine that jerks you off with a fleshlight while you're pedaling. I recognize that a lot of neets are lazy fat fucks that don't go outside the house so this invention intends to make those very neets healthy by employing a method of exercise that will work for them. I believe that by incentivizing the coomer to exercise thru masturbation, we can make healthier neets.

Thoughts? Concerns? Questions

>> No.28480071

seems legit, how much do you want for it?

>> No.28480178

>>28479931
>Peg mechanism
Wait, it fucks your ass too?

>> No.28480241

>>28480071
production units will start at 440 base price

>> No.28480318

Have you thought of a Brand Name and a marketing slogan to go along with the advertising campaign?

>> No.28480331

>>28480178
That is a feature we are considering

>> No.28480389

>>28480318
Still working on it. Do you have any suggestions?

>> No.28480670

Tokenize it, make a website, and Ill buy a bag

>> No.28480704
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>>28479931
I dunno, maybe "Fleshbike"?
"Tour de Fàppes" elite edition?
>JUST LOOK AT THESE ADJUSTABLE PEGS!!

>> No.28480806

Just picture yourself sitting in it and then deciding to walk away. It's near impossible to even imagine.
OP is going to be rich.

>> No.28480879

how fast can u get a prototype working?

>> No.28480917

Make the movements really small so the coomer has to bike more to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.28480927

You know what I actually like this idea. Sold

>> No.28480966

>>28480879
Working on it now. We're also working on the patent

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>> No.28481006

>>28479931
This is retarded enough to work. Build a prototype see how it works first.

>> No.28481037

>>28480318
The OP machine? You know, because it sucks dicks

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>>28479931

>> No.28481095

you could 3d print this anon

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>>28481079
Really interesting you share this because our other model looks like this

>> No.28481159

I don't even need to google to know that this already exists in better. There are so many sex toys out there that automatically jack you off, and you want to build this crappy thing and sell it for $440? Piss off.

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>> No.28481187

>>28479931
How can I ensure my dick keeps up with my health needs though? I'd like to cycle for hours everyday, for the cardiovascular benefits of course.

>> No.28481190

>>28480806
Hello, not OP but the originator of the design. we are planning to have gears/gearshifter on the unit to allow for variable resistance when peddling. this will also be useful to those who find too much movement over stimulating.

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>> No.28481212

>>28479931
Suggestion: for no reason what so ever, the machine consumes a crypto coin to run, a subscription basis screen provides quality paid porn. Locks up if funds insufficient. Fucks have to invest and make gains physically, financially, sexually.

>> No.28481221
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28481221

good idea

>> No.28481224

Why no just have sex?
Are you guys ugly?

>> No.28481251

>>28481159
Sure there are models that jerk you off but this isn't about that. This is about exercising WHILE something jerks off you. There is even more of an incentive to jerk off now

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>>28479931
I lift, and I assume many others here do as well. It's fun to get stronger. Makes you feel powerful, like a big man.

>> No.28481342

I suggest you build in some kinetic energy function so it pumps ahen you sont want to peddle any more. Also some gears and levers for different pump styles as well as a powered no leg mode.

>> No.28481362

>>28481221
Gib digits Anon. You know what to do.

>> No.28481370

let's say that hypothetically i am an early BTC miner and am interested in helping bring this idea to fruition. how could i potentially contact you and your team to discuss prototyping and funding as we move towards production?

>> No.28481394

>>28479931
>Concerns?
Yeah.

>> No.28481504

>>28481251
Can you work in arm and abs workout somehow?

>> No.28481507

>>28479931
>Idea_2.png
What was the first idea?

>> No.28481520

>>28481159
my friend, you’re missing the point of the product. this isn’t some gimmicky dildo bike in a porno. This is a stationary elliptical unit designed for actual cardio exercise and stamina building.

>> No.28481567

>>28481141
Oh wow genius

>> No.28481657

>>28481507
>>28481141

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>>28479931
not an engineer but here's a stupid design I made
based OP, you are unironically going to make it with this idea

>> No.28481734

>>28481677
Also you need a video screen to play videos of hot females with big boobas telling the user to exercise and shit

>> No.28481776

>>28481734
Was definitely thinking of adding this.

>> No.28481803

topkek, this is why i browse /biz/

>> No.28482060

>>28481677
also you need the possibility to shift gears, so you can adjust the jerking speed, without having to shift the speed of stepping the pedals

>> No.28482214

>>28481190
>>28482060

Look at tagged response

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28482573

another shitty device for bicep curls

>> No.28482672

>>28482573
The only issue I have with this is that your boner dies when you flex

>> No.28482839

>>28479931
What about a gay version that sucks you off and rams a dildo up your ass at the same time?

>> No.28483001

>>28482839
that would be an easy addition for our later prototypes

>> No.28483299

>>28481370
I'll post an update once we finish our prototype and if you're still interested will work something out