/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28457920
I’ve spent hundreds of hours explaining blockchain / metamask / trezor etc to him so I’m not just being a greedy bastard I think it’s only fair I get half right?

Finder's fee, ask for it

>>28457920
Just do the right and honourable thing anon.
Its time to kill grandpa.

In all seriousness though, just ask him and if he's decent enough he will obviously share some of it, if not; he's going to need your help to withdraw it anyway so take what you feel is owed to you, if you feel that way.

Youre not really entitled to any, because you wouldn't feel responsible if he lost it all would you? Would you feel entitled to paying back what he lost?

Just be nice about it. Dont let money and greed corruption your dumbass like it has done so far, if you can't tell.

Ground yourself. Its just money bro, it shouldn't make you feel this type of state of mind.

>>28457920
Your grampa gives you somewhere to stay Anon

My grandpa would steal my shit in the middle of the night so he could buy heroin.. anything from my PS2 games to my fucking school clothes... think again how much someone like that does for you.. I was paying rent as soon as I got a job bro, my family were leeches. Your grandpa doesn't sound like he's that type of person..

>>28458337
He told me he’s thinking about putting 65k more in but I feel kinda bad cause hes biden tier mentally but at the same time its litetally play money to him, he leaves his seed phrase on the dinner table and i told him that piece of paper is worth $100k and he didn’t care kek

>>28457920
If anything you could possibly ask for the 10k he initially expected to lose. If he says no, offer him your services or go get a job at Shoney’s

>>28457920
Don’t steal from your family bro

pic of OP's grandpa

>>28457920
nah bro what if he recommended you an investment, you'd feel unhappy if he came asking for some. be nice to your gpop it'll be yours one day, enjoy your gpop time

>>28459838
No he’s literally 90 and thinks we’re still on the gold standard and has millions in a 2% CD

>>28460124
I'd just be nice to granpa, show him that you can manage money and invest well.

>>28460238
Well I want him to keep his wealth, not be a USD bag holder

He worked hard for all his money now is gonna lose it all to hyperinflation

>>28460420
Unlikely, google the inflation rate of last year. Prices of goods and a lot of foreign countries ran into the USD to protect themselves that's why there was massive amount of printing.

I wouldn't nag the old guy too much and telling him what to do with money since you're a NEET and his a millionaire.

>>28460420

Being a decent person isn't trying to convince X about Y because Z.

Just be A1. You told him, if he's a booker then he's a boomer but don't let that be a reason why you can't enjoy his company anon.

Boomer or not, he probably gives a fuck more about you then anyone of us anons on here..

If you cash out and give it all to him he’ll remember that you’re trustworthy and legit and will be 10x more likely to offer a reward freely or sort you out when he goes. Hopefully you’re not planning to put 65k all in to same coin?

>>28460804
>>28460797
You’re right I’m being to greedy but also he’s very bad at money management he literally grew up during the Great Depression and doesn’t understand how anything works anymore

He has millions in the stock market and real estate and literally sold the bottom in 2009 and has had it all in a savings account since

If he had just held he’d have well over 10 million now

>>28457920
hes gonna die and your probably gonna be in the will OP seems you made him his extra windfalls later in life, he wont forget that.

>>28461002
I was gonna do 1 BTC and 1,000 LINK

I was fine telling him to gamble with $10000 but any more I don’t feel comfortable putting it in bao or rbc lmao

>>28461125
Already seen his will, all the grandchildren are getting an equal share, of what? Of his life insurance policy. That’s right he decided the best investment for him was bonds, CDs and a massive life insurance policy

Honestly just trying to get him to put 10% into crypto cause well never have this chance again

ask him if you can reinvest it for him in other crypto. tell him as a token of your confiedence you dont want any of the 100k but want a share of gains in the future. you can work the details out with him.

>>28461312
Is his crypto in his will? Does anybody else know about it?

>>28461099
Well prove to him you are good with money then. Use the GRT as proof that you know what you're doing and maybe he will invest into you.
Use charm and competence instead of nagging skills like you're his mother or boss. Ordering others what to do with their savings is insufferable.

>>28457920
>>28461312
How did he make his money in the first place? Your grandpa sounds a lot like my dad, really safe with their money.

>>28461657
He was head of sales at a big company and is honestly a genius’s salesman just doesn’t seem to understand fianances at all

He retired in 2000 with a couple mil and probably has about the same not if he just put that into an index fund our whole family would be driving lambos now

desu i'd just straight up ask him to break you off if you haven't already. bet it will payoff

>>28457920
You have his password, steal his money retard

>>28462019
Ah that makes sense, my grandpa made the same mistake, made a lot during his career, but put his earnings into bonds instead of stocks.

>>28462215
btw this post is satire, don't do anything to hurt your pop-pop :^)

>>28461620
do this OP. Prove it to him that you can trade and maybe he leaves you something, rather than you begging for scraps. Earn it, as they said on the bridge in Private Ryan. Earn it.

>>28462258
I actually think he managed to lose a couple hundred thousand in the stock market, by selling the literal bottom on 2009

Also had a dank condo in Florida he sold for 300k in the housing crash that worth 1.9 million now lmao

Literally not possible for him to be any worse with money

>>28458337
>Its time to kill grandpa.

>>28461657
That's the issue, really safe and worth millions. Take some risk along the way and grandad could have been 9 figures.

>>28462620
He literally grew up during the Great Depression so idk if I can blame him too much but I mean he literally still thinks we’re on the gold standard.. it’s bizarre.

The biggest risk investment he’s ever took was buying 10 oz of gold lmao

>>28457920
tell him your fee is half and cash him out.

>>28462783
>grew up during the great depression
>1929-1939
nigga even if he was born in 1929 that nigga would be 92 years old. get out of here with the larping

>>28457920
Ask for a family discounted 15% advice fee, tell him you want your own investing money


then spend the nights with hookers and anything else that will fit the budget.

go big then go home cause your broke homie

>>28462515
That sucks, but at the same time what built his success also led to him sucking with money. You have to be a mega normie to be a good salesman. The fact that he's a mega normie also means he goes with the herds aka selling the bottom every time. At least net he still came out as a millionaire even with terrible investing.
>>28462620
True, doesn't even have to risk it all. My dad is really risk averse and it drives me crazy.

>>28457920
No, you will get it all if you just work hard at making him money. Show him how to delegate and understand you're his bitch and not a neet. Learn defi and set him up with ampl on the old faithful. Shut the fuck up and make money bitch.

>>28462944
Post Great Depression era then, I’m not larping but he’s the most risk adverse investor I’ve ever met

Both my grandparents were dirt poor, literally he had to eat beef tongue sandwiches everyday and worked in the fields at age 8

He makes Dave Ramsey look like Jordan Belfort

>>28460797
>believing the CPI
Lmao