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28397244

Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:44:36 2021 No.28397244 [Reply] [Original]

My mom gave me $600 to invest for her, what do I buy, /biz/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:46:35 2021 No.28397387 >>28397244 AVAX

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:46:44 2021 No.28397398 BTC is the safest bet. RBC, GRT, or BAO will get you the biggest returns but are riskier than BTC. Good luck anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:47:03 2021 No.28397417 >>28397244 Supply liquidity on julswap

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:47:17 2021 No.28397437 File: 655 KB, 907x972, 91DB3132-BB9E-4200-893D-F9FD06969D72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28397244 MCDC

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:47:39 2021 No.28397467 >>28397244 ASKO

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:48:06 2021 No.28397496 >>28397244 LTO, has a collaboration with the united nations, look it up

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:49:34 2021 No.28397591 >>28397244 Compendia $BIND wBIND

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:49:54 2021 No.28397614 >>28397244 LTC if you actually love her. Surest 3x in two weeks

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:50:35 2021 No.28397662 Use it as leverage to short sell Cardano x5. Close the position at 50c

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:51:53 2021 No.28397751 >>28397244 20 ounces of Philharmonic silver coins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:52:52 2021 No.28397832 File: 207 KB, 1000x1000, 1612972094221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28397467

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:54:48 2021 No.28397971 >>28397398 Thanks fren, I've been thinking of grabbing GRT but it went parabolic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:56:23 2021 No.28398080 >moms investing is this the top?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:56:27 2021 No.28398087 >>28397244 A gun

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:58:17 2021 No.28398215 > $600 Why even bother with an amount that small? "Oh baby I hit a 2x, what will I do with all of this extra $600!" Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 08:59:17 2021 No.28398290 >>28397496 >collaboration with the united nations >That's a good reason not to buy it desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:03:51 2021 No.28398596 60% VTI 40% BND Don't be a retarded OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:06:40 2021 No.28398792 >>28398215 Because I live in a fucking third world country and that is a two months wage mate

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:09:52 2021 No.28399021 File: 24 KB, 434x300, 1612266965275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28398792 Mfw I get $3000 of unemployment money per month here is Switzerland kek sorry fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:11:03 2021 No.28399124 >>28398215 I started with 500 a year ago and now I'm at 13k. That's what you do with fucking 600. Go kill yourself you spastic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:12:57 2021 No.28399302 File: 459 KB, 786x826, 1606854159745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28399021 that's it, i'm ending it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:16:02 2021 No.28399539 >>28399302 Do like me and migrate bro, Europe is open bar all you can eat buffet right now. I'm from fucking Moldova and my parents went from poor to middle class thanks to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:17:12 2021 No.28399639 >>28397244 Make your mom proud Anon and gain money for her. We believe in you and good luck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:21:05 2021 No.28399942 File: 156 KB, 640x640, 1606849027654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28399539 I'm getting an EU citizenship soon, gonna make it after that >>28399639 thanks fren

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:22:16 2021 No.28400025 File: 361 KB, 1080x2400, Screenshot_20210211-084948_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28397244

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:24:30 2021 No.28400183 >>28400025 btfo ranjeet

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:25:39 2021 No.28400269 >>28399942 How? What's your job?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:25:45 2021 No.28400277 >>28399539 God damn please kill yourself. Living off of handouts is pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:28:27 2021 No.28400469 >>28400269 Don't have a job yet, currently in the last year of my studies. All I know is I'm gonna make it one way or another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:29:22 2021 No.28400559 >>28397244 My mom gave me 500€ too. I bought dogecoin with it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:29:49 2021 No.28400598 >>28400469 So how are you getting citizenship? "Im poor, let me in?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:30:34 2021 No.28400673 File: 3.51 MB, 432x480, 1612944127811.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hoge, be early first time in your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:31:58 2021 No.28400770 >>28400598 No I've been living in EU for 5 years already, I can already apply for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:35:10 2021 No.28401033 >>28398792 I come* from a third world country

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:36:27 2021 No.28401165 >>28399302 which country are you from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:40:38 2021 No.28401562 >>28401165 I'm from the Balkans

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:41:40 2021 No.28401661 >>28398215 Don't be a fucking retard. You can build off $600 easily

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:43:17 2021 No.28401807 >>28398080 who’s left to buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:44:34 2021 No.28401893 >>28398215 >I can’t possibly sustain my gambling addiction on a mere 600 kill thyself

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 11 09:45:39 2021 No.28401987 >>28397244 GIVE YOUR MOM HER WALLET BACK YOU FUCKING NIGGER