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28376044 No.28376044 [Reply] [Original]

> make a $500000 salary + BONUS (big) just because you browsed WSB for 3 years and accumulated karma
> meanwhile /biz/ are all wagies still trying to dca into LINK
/biz/ completely and utterly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>> No.28376348

>>28376044
Funny story, I saw my cousin's tits at burning man.

>> No.28376455

>paying people $500k/yr to browse a subreddit that went to shit
God I love seeing hedgies FOMO.

>> No.28376668

>>28376044
> 500000
This is a joke right?

>> No.28376800

pmsl
I really hope thats just an anon shitposting and not mosad rounding up the most retarded.

>> No.28376882

>>28376455
>he thinks this is a real job
somebody is going to make a video mocking the resumes sent in, if not worse

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28377046

>>28376044

5/10, would maybe be believable if not for the part about unbiased thinking that defies authority, that describes no one on reddit.

>> No.28378372

>>28377046
cope, you're even bigger sheep on here, mindlessly aping into whatever shitcoin that ranjeet and his friends shill to you

>> No.28378554

>>28376348
Was he busty?

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28378615

>>28378372

Only shitcoin I own is DOGE and I bought at 0.0069 retard.

>> No.28378641

This seems like larp but I have a cousin who works for a low tier hedgie makes over 1M/yr it's insane

>> No.28378703

https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/sentiment-trader-at-quant-hedge-fund-at-cindicator-2410397759/
Since OP is a fag and didn't provide sauce, here it is

>> No.28378736

I'm exactly the kind of person they would be looking for but I make way more money myself so no thanks.

And no, $500k isn't a larp. Completely normal in the industry, not impressive etc.

>> No.28379073

>>28377046
They're not looking for redditors, they're looking for people to keep an eye on reddit to see what retail traders are thinking.

>> No.28379224

>>28378736
>>28379073
>refined sense of humour
mate you seem stiff, autistic and boring as fuck