/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28362149
just put money into something

I'm 24 and only have 300k net worth - it's over for me
In all seriousness, I don't really have friends and I'm only not a virgin cause I fucked a whore once or twice.

>Missed out on every sinngle crypto pump for four years

Not yet fren. Buy GRT. We will show you how to win.

>tfw 29
>make okay money a year (60k) but have literally zero benefits
>only recently started investing into crypto
>making awesone gains, but dont feel like i have put enough in to truly make it, but due to how fast my coins are climbing its limiting how much more i can invest into it
God I wish i had started sooner

I have ADHD and HF Autism and have been addicted to the internet for as long as I can remember, and alcohol too. Switching my attention to crypto and /biz/ has at least put that autism to making money.

>fine moneywise
>fucked personality
>fucked body
>fucked teeth
Half the reason I need to make it is to spend like $100k reassembling my body into something like a human.

>>28362149
I wish I knew where to go to make money
This place spent TWO WEEKS complaining about what a scam GameStop stock squeeze was and now there is a literal McDonald’s coin being marketed

40 years old
Made a ton of mistakes for a long time
Finally got my shit together after my dad died
Things actually ok now, but trying to make up for lost time
Still don't make much money
plz halp /biz/

>>28363101
same, my body is absolutely fucked
I've already gotten some major operations, but some issues have no fix, which makes me feel almost suicidal

>23
>got let go from shitty job last summer because of covid
>have a stem degree but I was a slacker and mediocre student so I can't find a job for the life of me
>ugly, never had a gf, virgin, haven't even talked to a woman that isn't a family member in a year
>no friends anymore, uni and hs friends are busy with their real lives

My life is fucking awful guys, the loneliness and self-loathing are becoming unbearable.
The only things I've got going for me are my GRT and LINK stacks, lifting, and shitposting on this board with you fellas.

>>28363302
>40 years old
its over bro

>>28362251
Does fucking a whore really count tho? Have you ever made love? Looked deeply into their eyes and know in that moment they care so deeply for you they love seeing you feel good?

OP, it could always be worse. I got diagnosed with HIV three days ago. I'm not gay either

Finally, a thread for me. I'm going to summarize why I'm a retard.
>Going to set myself up for a career in the military. Back out of enlistment 3 times. On the third time, I back out for good. (For better or worse).
>Work retail for 1.5 years. Soul sucking. I quit
>Fast forward to neet. Making stacks from crypto. Sell during one of the big dips.
>Fall into the AMC trap. Invest $4k. I've lost $3k and counting.
At least I invested $800 into GRT and that's almost turned into $2,000. It sucks losing money, but I guess I can turn this around. I still have $7k I can invest. I don't want to work, but I might have to go back before long. Been thinking about suicide. Only 21 btw.

>>28364735
Nah. I'm going to keep going so my wife can live a nice life and any kids we have can afford to GTFO from lost cause America.

>>28365106
it's just sex. Love is fleeting.

>>28364589
>26
>never went to college, went to a 8 month course to teach me personal support worker shit. Basic stuff.
>found a comfy job with a union that pays decently for this profession
>work awake overnifhr shift where all i do is clean for an hour and help some lads get ready in the morning. Feels good to help.
>spend rest of the 6 hours shit posting and learning about crypto
>poured all my money into radix, good pumpamentals.
>currently making coffee and getting paid for this.
Man you really don't need schooling to do well.

>>28363302
buy GRT and any other popular coins that have been around for a while. sometimes you may find a coin thats new but undiscovered. you got this bro i was picking cans a year ago now im living pretty comfortably. be smart dont panic buy and do your research and dont forget to relax and have a good time while youre doing it. im 59 years old. i made it and i have no regrets.

>>28362149
buy tezos nigger

>27
>code monkey
>will be 4 more years before i start making a decent paycheck
>1/5 of funds in to alimony + things for my kiddo, love the kid, hate the ex
>missed all pumps because my third world shithole's currency is about 1/4 of a USD and gas fees are abnormal

The only good I see in this is that I'm too insecure to fall for pajeet scams as it would cost me too much.

>>28365177
I'll storytime it because no one seems to care and I'm gonna rope soon anyways

>meet up with girl from OKcupid who was a bit younger than me
>she sucks my dick in my car
>get a rash on my groin a couple days later
>find outa year later I have HIV

thats it. thats the story. thats all it took to get HIV

>>28365732
You can get hiv from a blowjob?

>>28365482
>Love is fleeting
For you maybe LOL

>>28365802
its extremely rare but yes

>>28365802
The IQ of the average /biz/raeli people

>>28365901
he isn't wrong. its like a 0.001% chance. God really had it out for me

>>28362149
When you persevere and keep working on yourself, gradually it will come to you, and when it does, you must learn to TRUST in your Inner Guidance, NO MATTER WHAT OTHERS MAY SAY. That is the ultimate test. To Trust what you know deep inside as your Truth, even when the whole world tells you that you are "wrong". It is hard work, to Trust yourself when all those around you doubt you and call you crazy, but it is the job you came here to do. The only real and lasting Truth, is a 'self-realized' one. Messengers can come and go, and show you Truth until they're blue in the face, but it will not be Your Truth, until you have realized for yourself, deep within the Core of your Being, that it 'feels' True for you. You should never accept something as true, just because someone tells you it is so. But when your inner voice guides you that a Truth is True, and you feel that old warm feeling of excitement welling up from somewhere deep within, that says "Yes! I knew it!" Hold on to that feeling, (feelings are the language of your Soul) and Guard it carefully, as you can be sure that your newfound beliefs will be challenged in many ways. It is designed this way, to test you.

>>28362149
take risks stop being a pussy

>>28362149
finally a real thread

>never bothered with stocks because boomers made it sound impossible unless you read charts all day and live on wall street and go to college for 8 years
>found out if i just put my money in apple instead of sitting in a bank id be rich
>been working my ass off for 3 years saving everything and barely have anything id have like 6 figures if i did that
>came back here because i heard of link
>made a nice chunk of change
>market is already at the top bitcoin as at the top
>theres nothing left to buy alts moon

at least i made a couple thousand since i came here but jesus christ i need money like NOW

>>28366237
Market isn't at the top, don't worry. Alt season is going to end soon when BTC starts making moves again. Position and move into alts when this happens.

>>28365901
HIV is mostly transmitted from anal, including your precious booty eating, thats why its god's curse for fags.

>>28365732
i feel like this is bs..

>>28362149
This tine last year I was pretty much homeless, suicidal and had a negative $2000 bank balance and knew nothing about finance and crypto and I was jobless. today my net worth is $35000.

Yes it's nothing compared to others on here but the point in making is that you can do it from rock bottom as well. You haven't missed the train on coins like dot and Ada and when this bullmarket is over you have the chance to accumulate on the cheap in prep for the next phase.

Women will come as your confidence increases. I'm in moderately decent shape as I'm into powerlifting but I am by no means a good looking guy and before this covid shit kicked off I was sleeping with about 2 different girls a month. No hookerinos.

You can do it friend. Don't give up hope.

>>28366237
I feel this anon
Lately every day that goes by I regret not putting money into the market.
Or, if I did, I got in too late or out too early. I am the worst trader. Sure, I have made profits, but nothing life changing.

>>28365732
How the fuck you get HIV From a BJ. I was under the impression the chances were slim to none

>>28366454
im talking about stocks. im holding a few alts but got money in stocks for comfy gains

>>28366485
Why?

>>28366796
Yeah, they are slim. God hates me. I don't know if she had a cut in her mouth or I had a burn on my penis or something. But I'm pozzed.

>>28366908
Did you ever contact the girl about it? Should’ve killed the bitch

>>28366908
Liar. You fucked a dude in the bum didn't you? It's ok anon, we are all faggots here.

>>28367082
I thought about it but I recently became lucid after my psychotic freakout. I don't think it's worth it honestly. My lifespan will probably be similar but it's just going to be one of those skeletons in my closet. I've taken it as a sign to get more right with God, as cliche as it sounds. Maybe I'll rope though. Not sure yet.

>>28366611
Buy unibright fren

>>28367116
No, sorry. I don't really have anything against fags either.

>>28363289
Buy the coins on coinbase
Buy index funds like QQQ or SPY
Buy some stocks to speculate and to earn on

Formula to make money

28 years old, 15k net worth, fat manlet with shit tier job, crippling mental illness and have to care for disabled parent

24, skinnyfat alcoholic with gyno, no friends and not close with my family at all. basically completely alone with no job prospects or skills, just have a faint hope that I make six figures so I can buy cheap property and neet it out flipping shitcoins. haven't had a real conversation with someone in 2021

currently have $4k in buidl and that's only because i got incredibly lucky by some pnd Jew investment group shilling it and giving me a 3x in the past 24 hours. it's all i have

>30
>total degenerate but also got into btc early
>spent 300-500 btc gambling online when US banned virtual poker
>have another 250 btc on Alphabay while it's seized by the FBI.
>After two lovely fed visits I'm too spooked to trade for years

Finally getting back into it now that I have solid income and I'm clean. I lose sleep and want to eat a bullet every night but I learned from it and tell myself if I blew up then I'd be dead now.

>>28362149
>20
Drop out
30k net worth

i was supposed to be rich already brahs

31 did all the mistakes in the book.
My depression didn't let me chose anyway..
Don't know what's next.. I'm ready to accept anything.. I guess.

>31 years old
>40k in debt
>body falling apart from manual labor

Still got it better than you assholes. My woman loves me an we're having as many kids as possible no matter how broke i am
Dont forget to file for capital gains tax!

>>28365482
NGMI

>>28365732
This is extremely unlikely. Are you sure you did not get assfucked a few times?

>>28372963
$40k from an audit?

>18
>poorfag, dwelling in eastern europe
>cant really invest anything
>made 100 bucks with my artsy skills, used it to help family
>think about making my own project
>out of desperation enrolled on free coursera compsci course
>begin to research how crypto works, how DeFi works
>feel overwhelmed
I just want to make, please

>>28372963
>he thinks women are loyal to someone who's not on top of their game
Anon i am so sorry for what's coming for you once your body throws in the towel due to manual labor.

>>28362149
This is my thread.

>>28365532
where do you reside? the states? europe?

>>28365732
You can still live with HIV anon.

>>28363302
Anon you’re fine just workout, eat better, and go hard on your investments. You’re here and clearly not a normie just lurk and make gains.

>>28365482
POZZED

>>28362149
Anon, I am 19 years old. $350,000 in link, 795 credit score, $250,000 line of credit, a house and a 2021 BMW. Yet I still am a fucking loser... What is this all for bros?

>>28374897
You're 19 bro stop being a faggot

Oldfag here. In 2008 I had a net worth of negative $150k from student loans, autistic social retard, on multiple antidepressants, unemployed, had to borrow money for rent, all during a massive recession. Was weeks away from being homeless.

12 years later, I’m married with 3 daughters, and net worth over 3 million. And I’m a nocoiner. Just about to dip my toe in for funsies.

Don’t lose hope, frens. You can turn it around.

>thought my life was wasted when I was 22
>now it's several years later

THINGS GOT EXTRA FUCKED

>>28374897
>>28375457
He's a 19 year old with roughly 600k he can throw around and a nice car, he should stop being a faggot.

>>28363302
>>28365453
Stop taking advice from 19 year olds, stop being an American coward

>>28375641
how old are you?

>>28365732
Bro what the fuck say syke right now

>>28362508
Anon, everyone feels like this during their first bull run. Make sure you take profits, at least take out your initial capital, don’t bag hold into a multi year depression where BTC sinks back to 10k

>>28362149
>knowing that I have missed out on every single crypto pump for four years straight
Hell isn't missing crypto pumps. It's getting in on them, having all the insight and capital to make life-changing money over and over again... but never having the balls to make more than a small pile. Put in less than 5% of my disposable cash back in 2017, less than 10% after the covid dump put everything on deep discount. Did I make some five-figure stacks? I did. But that's all. Not even enough to pay off my student loans.

>>28377477
I was in the same mentality but it's either end it all or just keep trying. Otherwise nothing will change.

>>28373578
>QQ id
I'm sorry sadfren. You'll make it, and even if you don't it's all according to the way God would have it

>>28365732
I got a BJ from a "girl" one time and a few days later white and yellow foam leaked out of my dick. I took some antibiotics and I've been all good since but it taught me a quick lesson about being a degenerate. Life is just better when you're living right. Now I just need to stop drinking.

>>28379459
Was the head good at least?

>>28373578
man you're 18, you're gonna hate hearing this but you have so much time. You don't need to figure out how to be a code monkey in 3 months or even in a year. The fact that you're even starting on that path on your own means you're gonna make it.

But in the meantime get some shit minimum wage job, even if it's just part-time. It sounds like you're living at home, so any money you make is play money. I spent a year and a half after college doing literally fuck-all except Hearthstone and liquidating my assets for rent money just because I believed people that told me "you gotta love your job" "find a career in your field" nah fuck that, get literally ANY job and figure out how to get a better job later. If I had done that immediately after graduating and YOLO'd my savings into crypto I could be years from retirement instead of decades. But hey, I'm only 25, and I get the same shit from people about how "you're still so young," so I'm keeping my chin up and putting money into BTC and ADA even though I already missed the ez money bubbles three times already. Not gonna keep telling myself "it's too late" over and over, that's no way to live.

>>28362149
>be me
>28 year old normal fella
>beautiful wife who loves me
>have a few very close friends and a relatively large secondary friend circle.
>only make 50k a year but love my job
>lots of love and laughter in my life
>in a bit of debt but I'm not too worried about money, never have been
>up 35k on rubic this month which feels nice
>have a nice kitty who I love, the wife and I are planning to start our family once she finishes her masters degree

Stop worrying so much about everything bad in your life and just start living ya dinguses

>>28379191
If you had gone in with everything, you would not have made the same decisions. You think you would; but you would not have.

>>28365732
Was she hot atleast

>>28379213
I guess my life is less bad, but you think "if i got a license right when i was 16, so much would have been better"

>>28362149
Chasing money is a cope. Everyone should be depressed in that world we live in. Humans aren't supposed to stare at screens and make others money all day

>>28362251
Better than alot of people Anon

Just trade or do yield farming until 7 figs

>>28380391

>>28379108
I have started recently aswell and making good gains with my small stacks. At what point is it worth to take profits to re invest later? Because many people just say to keep holding and just buy the dips since timing the market is hard