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Bros, what is happening with Tesla?

>Elon's brother (also a board member) sells ~25k shares
https://sec.report/Document/0001494731-21-000001/

>Antonio Gracias (another board member) sells nearly ~250k shares, practically his entire holdings
https://sec.report/Document/0001495158-21-000001/

>Michael Burry notices strange options activity
>Some whale buys millions worth of 3/19 $20 puts
https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1359621222904991745?s=20

>TSLA buys $1.5 billion of BTC
>Discloses purchase same day as Chinese regulators ream their assholes
https://techcrunch.com/2021/02/08/tesla-summoned-by-chinese-regulators-for-quality-concerns/

Time for puts?

>> No.28361244

what does papa know

>> No.28361252

>>28361047
bump
dubs and puts are go

>> No.28361318

>>28361244
checked, my thoughts exactly

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>>28361047

>> No.28361782
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>>28361047
Elon soon

>> No.28361843

>>28361047
I fucking can't wait for this whole facade to come crashing down.

>> No.28362042

>>28361662
Where y’all find these good pics

>> No.28362124

>>28362042
Risa Nito

>> No.28362302

>>28361047
The real car manufacturers caught up to them and are positioned to overtake them.
Teslas were a novelty when they first came out. But when GM toyota and VW have EVs of their own with better battery technology... well they're fucked.

>> No.28362423

>>28361843
the inevitability of their impending doom is almost sniffable in the air

>> No.28362614

>>28361047
I don't care about Tesla. I just want OP's pic to piss in my mouth.

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>>28361843
>>28362423
My thoughts exactly. I want to buy puts but I'm not suicidal, shorting Elon has been a costly endeavor this year

>> No.28362822

>>28362617
we are dealing with cult members here

>> No.28362871

>>28362822
dubs of truth. That's what makes shorting such a risky endeavor here. The retardation is too strong

>> No.28362937

>>28362614
Same

>> No.28362957

>>28362871
there are people out there who see a 1200 P/E ratio and think 'its not high enough'

>> No.28362971

>>28361047
i just came here to save that fuckmeat picture

>> No.28362974

What if elon just lost interest and doesn't want to take on the auto world anymore. I mean we've all thought of abandoning our careers for something else, right?

>> No.28363074

>>28362617
I bought some LONG dated puts (Sept I think?) for something ridiculous like $60 but I'm not really expecting anything much. More of just a "fuck you" than anything

>> No.28363145

>>28363074
how's that galaxy brain move treatin you

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If all of this Elon shit starts fucking with SpaceX's progress I am going to go FUCKING INSANE

>> No.28363629

>>28363074
I like that idea

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>>28361047
the whole economy is about to collapse

>> No.28364530

>>28363307
fuck you and fuck spaceniggers i hope all spacemaxis go on a 1 way trip to their favorite shithole planet and never come back and bonus die of UV induced cancer

>> No.28365176

>>28363145
Well anon, I will let you know in September, but today they were up 750

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>>28364530
>not wanting to explore the final frontier
>not having pioneer spirit
Guess how I know you were raised by a single mother, faggot

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why is binance taking forever on this?

>> No.28367598

>>28362614
Same

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>>28361047
we left

>> No.28367708

>>28362974
Traditional vehicles won't work on Mars properly anyway due to a third of the gravity. He has just finally come around to it.

>> No.28367745

lmao

>see how they are trying to shill that shit project on /biz/

seems like this biz is already dropped with scammers
hope I am clever to forget about it and don’t go for hell

>my purse has been connected to Bot Ocean system and I wait for full open to use their bots for trading and analytics

but you can believe them and buy this shit