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Well, this is it, killing myself today pol/.
>broke college student
>mom is meth head
>dad is pedophile and left me
>NO gf or JOB
>spend all my time o n4chan
>checked through my younger sisters internet history and found tranny porn
>girlfriend left me just 1 week ago
>been drinking alcohol nonstop
>grades are going down the shitter
Thanks for the amazing memories, I have treasured them. Also, thank you for always being my favorite board.
Ill be live streaming my suicide in roughly 10 minutes, everyone is welcome to come and watch, say the final goodbyes, wish me luck, or whatever.

Stream link: (using discord since it takes them alot of time to shut it down):
https://discord
com/invite/Y6BRmEVC

>> No.28345888

>>28345777
Sauce on the pic? Bet she’s got super pink holes

>> No.28345942

anon don't be dump buy some ADA and get comfy

>> No.28345969
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28345969

Bro buy some AVAX and chillout

>> No.28345998

>>28345777
das ist ein mann

>> No.28346010

>>28345777
Before you go, can you post your sister’s tits for our viewing pleasure?

>> No.28346042
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>> No.28346046

>>28345777
Just lift weights.

It will solve all of your problems.

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28346082

>>28345969
that pic

>> No.28346095

You will only come back and experience the same things again. We’re all here to learn something.

>> No.28346111
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28346111

>>28345777

>> No.28346115

>>28346046
Not entirely false. Try it OP.

>> No.28346114

>>28345777
This Faggot again. Is this going to bring me to that stupid fed posting discord with child porn? Fuck off

>> No.28346154
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28346154

>>28345777
just take the crypto+carni pill

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28346159

Jesus please save this anon

>> No.28346232

>>28345777
Don't do it. Max out your student loans and gamble with it or do cool shit

>> No.28346271

OP is a LIAR

Previous threads he made.

https://archived.moe/soc/thread/29793302/
https://www.desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62198543

DO NOT BELIEVE IN THIS ATTENTION WHORE

>> No.28346275

I wuz going to kill myself to yesterday no joke after doing terrible on one of my assignments.
But I chilled out and looked at coingecko and ADA was up so I felt better

>> No.28346349

Dont be a pussy.

You are the culmination of your ancestor's survival over hundreds of years.

Your parents suck. Your life is difficult but YOU are the one to pull this off.

Quit drinking. Lift weights. Ape into Ada.Focus on your studies. Limit yourself online.

You got this you enormous faggot.

>> No.28346367

>>28345888
the FBI glowstack

>> No.28346370

>>28345777
Dude, you need to stay around to watch the Crypto markets.

It is going to be insane!

>> No.28346393

THIS NIGGER FAGGOT POSTED EXACT SAME THREAD YESTERDAY FUCK THIS NIGGER FAGGOT I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING AN ATTENTION SEEKING FAGGOT, NIGGER

>> No.28346394

>>28345777
Someone screen grab it. I'm at work
>Anon, why don't you go out with a bang instead of quietly in your own home. There's so much room for excitement in the world if you've decided you're going to die.

>> No.28346538

>>28345777
Quite literally the most built for BBC thing I've ever seen.

>> No.28346703

>>28345777
Losing wait and getting /fit/ cured me of all of these problems.

Step 1) stop drinking alcohol completely. Never touch it again, especially if beer.

Step 2) switch to a ketogenic or carnivore diet with intermittent fasting (OMAD) until you lose all your wait.

Step 3) get a job where you're on your feet all day. Even if it's a shitty retail job. Bonus points if you have to walk all day.

This will lose all of your wait, get you fit, force you to make friends and will cure your depression. It will also start to get your money straight because you'll be working all the time while getting paid to lose weight because you're on your feet.

>> No.28346722

>>28345777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKOY9YuwOg listen to this while you do it

>> No.28346733

>>28345777
get yourself together FAGGOT

>> No.28346812

>>28345777
Take it to /b faggot.

>> No.28346818

Try praying to God first, Anon. Trust me.

>> No.28346827

>>28345777
>killing myself today pol/.
This is biz...
Also, at least make your death mean something.
Achieve something with it.

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28346903

>>28345777
you posted this on fit last night and said your mom was the pedo.
do a back flip trannie

>> No.28346955

>>28345969
Literally every single person in that place is looking at the cameraman.

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>> No.28346994

>>28346111
kek

>> No.28347050

>commie discord
Good riddance, do a flip.

>> No.28347083

someone post pic of the discord server
is it honeypot

>> No.28347092

>>28346046

This is unironically true. Changed my life so fucking hard when I was 22. It was insane. Instant respect from men, non-stop attention from girls.

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28347124

Quick OP lemme take out a life insurance policy on you real fast first!

(This is not financial or emotional advice)

>> No.28347187

>>28345777
DIdin't kill yourself yesterday on /pol/?
See ya tomorrow

>> No.28347202

>>28345777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MhoirPDihY
You want a lambo?

>> No.28347280

>>28345777
>pol/

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28347420

>>28346159
This.

>> No.28347792

>>28345777
Better luck in the afterlife my friend!

>> No.28347904

what a dumb fucking server you have there, cocksucker. i hope you all fucking kill yourselves. have a good night

>> No.28347987

this is the most American post I have read all day

>> No.28348115

I'd become a monk at this point, but first all in some crypto to have something to get back to if I ever want to comeback to normal life.

>> No.28348436

>>28345969
not one person looks comfortable. this is great

>> No.28348638

>>28345777
bro toughen up. get off the sauce
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/2903-Montgomery-St_Detroit_MI_48206_M96004-10315
you can buy this joint for 2500$

>> No.28348667

>>28345777
good luck out there anon.
we're all heading the same place regardless

>> No.28348760

>>28345777
whats wrong with tranny porn?

>> No.28348858

>>28345777
I saw this exact fucking thread yesterday and the day before. What the fuck is this copypasta.

>> No.28349093

>>28345777
>this shit again
sneed and move on