/biz/ - Business & Finance

this is getting sad

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. RIP those who didn’t listen, enjoy your losses.

First for anime

>>28342309
YGMZ

PLTR bros..... Ama finna dip

the only problem with a pump this high is that tomorrow's crash is going to hurt so much more

>>28342187
That family looks like it has plenty of demons to me lol.

Gonna need an exit strategy for CRBP bros. 1000 shares @3 on the dip today

MUTANT SALMON

>>28342187
ZIOP

Can someone tell me what options they have so I can copy them

Everyone laugh at CLF TRANNY for losing 400k. What a faggot

>>28342308
3 or 4 consecutive threads with zero information and just a bunch of retards planning how they're going to lose all their gains by holding. I'm thinking we're in a bear market all the sudden.

I'm not going to make any money for the rest of the month

Imagine buying weed stocks at the top when you could be buying shroom stocks at the ground floor, no pun intended

BFARF ate shit today

>>28342450
wsb going wild over SNDL has me convinced it's time to short

>>28342370
It's still a good play just don't have it more than 3% of your portfolio

>MVIS
MVIS
>MVIS
MVIS
>MVIS
MVIS
>MVIS
MVIS

>>28342512
whos looking good right now

>>28342187
>baking early
>based edition makes up for it
Thank you, baker.
Never thought I'd say this:
>DGTW
>MJNE
>GSAT
Thank you, Rich Penny Stock Anon

OH NO BROS THE DEVIL

>>28342443
massive amounts of dread coming from that image

Tomorrow is $MOON day. You have been warned.

>>28342449

>>28342315
seconded

>>28342512
shut the fuck up you dumb retard what the fuck do you think you are doing im not cleared yet for calls on fidelity shut the fuck up until next week jesus

I HATE SAVA AHHHHHHHHHH

>>28342352
Why? You’re going to need to do some good shilling on this one because it looks cancer.

>>28342187
GSAT bros, it's gonna poomp tomorrow right?

>>28342020
No I like being a degenerate.

>>28342187
Dear god look at all that pathetic pink flesh.

I bought GME. 40 shares at 300. AMA
Yes, I could beat your ass.

>>28342187
First (in spirit) for I love anime girls and hope to get rich enough one day to genetically engineer them.

>>28342187
>https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20210210005979/en/Palantir-Announces-QA-Platform-for-Shareholders-Ahead-of-Q4-2020-Earnings-Release
>Starting today, retail and institutional shareholders will be able to submit and upvote questions to management. To submit questions ahead of earnings, please visit https://app.saytechnologies.com/pltr-theoldthatisstrongdoesnotwither.. The Q&A platform will remain open until 24 hours before the earnings call.
using a tolkien quote in the URL. What chads jfc. What's /smg/ gonna ask them?

>>28342531
as long as we're above 3$ i'm chilling seeing that as support makes me optomistic we'll be uplisting soon

VSTO anons/holders what do you guys think this is topping out at?

>>28342449
I thought he was up again.

>>28342512
gimmie some symbols fren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXo_EBR45R0

Bought $U @ $127 today how I do

>>28342443

>>28342535
My thoughts exactly. I'm a simple guy, I see diamond hand emojis, I dump and short.

>>28342537
My nigga it's all of my portfolio

I cashed out 1/3rd of my portfolio today. Should I store it in $GLD if I want to hedge against a crash but have it easily accessible?

How do you guys do research?

Should I sell SNDL and CRBP now and buy tomorrow?

>Futures

>>28342615
they announced a public offering at 49 dollarydoos so as long as you got in underneath that you're good

>>28342535
SNDL will slowly bleed to zero over a year on no news

>buy a small position (3k) in SNDL at PM for some fun
>market takes a dip
>"eh, should probably not risk it"
>exit with $30 profit
>buy U calls at the dip
>down $100 on my calls already
>SNDL moons

whats.. this called.. are my rational instincts.. useless here?

>>28342626
Cry more nigger.

>>28342557
ANON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP QUIET!

>>28342187
I'm currently kicking alcohol from my life so I'm one step closer to this.
>>28342449
kek he gets what he fucking deserves.

>>28342187
shouldnt we just sell PLTR now? we all know its gonna tank after shit earnings.

Who is ready for cheap earnings dice rolls?

>>28342632
If you came close to me I’d shoot you with my fucking 9 pussy ass little bitch.

>ATOS
>PIPP
>BBI
>CRBP
>SNDL
i should have just put it all in SNDL

>>28342443
Umm what is lil pepe doing at this bar mitzvah and why is he crying? I demand answers!

what is the actual networth of your average /biz/fag? how much do they have to invest? i swear i've seen leddit users with bigger portfolios

HEXO

>>28342370
kek, can't handle a 6% change.......... suggest AAPL if you want 1% swings

GSI.V shill what happened, bad day today but not too bad honestly... I could see it breaking today's peak if it pumps tommorow pre market

>>28342666
Hey Satan...

>>28342426
Exit strategy?

>>28342771
>ok gotchu

>>28342623
That's quite the soi claw you got there lanklet.
>>28342632
Faggot for face posting

>>28342557
Too late to buy?

>>28342731
It's gonna get news for sure though:
>New public offering announced by SNDL
1.5 billion shares isn't enough.

How's your week going /smg/?

>>28342731
>no news
they have $600 million on cash and weed is getting legalized all over the place retard

>>28342619
I think this going to be more a steady climb than a big poomp.

>>28342813
i'm a neet and trying to build up slowly. im going to make it.. someday.

>>28342813
poorfags and newfags are a lot louder

>>28342632

>>28342632
elliot rodger?

>>28342626
It's just unsettling in an uncanny valley sorta of way. They're trying to project perfection but humans are innately flawed so you wonder what neuroses are hiding underneath. Also fuck christcucks. Grow a burly beard and listen to viking metal

>>28342718
I go on /biz/ and buy what anon suggests

>>28342426
sell 10 minutes ago at 4.20

>>28342785
>>28342785
>>28342785
>>28342895
>>28342895
Reminder that I'm going to literally track you down, grab your dog by its back legs and spin around like a helicopter while smacking its fat head against the white walls of your house I just painted, so you can see the skidmarks.

Can someone please explain how this german fuck bought 50 billion shares of a company with 18 billion shares outstanding?

Also why the fuck is this piece of shit company pumping

https://sec.report/Document/0001209191-20-053878/

>>28342760
Lmao you can be white without looking like pig skin. Go outside.

bros why is apha so far behind tlry given the merger
is it the power of meme magic and people are just buying tilray without understanding or is it a squeeze or what

>>28342931
meh.. not bad, could be a bit better. im kind of bearish for the rest of the week

>>28342931
Only thing I miss about robinjew is the UI. I don't have cool graphs on my portfolio anymore

>>28342726
THE BULL RUN DOESN'T STOP, THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. SPY 600 BY EOY

>>28342632

>>28342817
I can senpai just don't know what to do

FLOOF is the next SNDL

based in Nevada

>>28342947
Fuck, I wanted meme money not "consistent gains"
I think you're right though. I just want some liquidity. Gonna sell my baby amount of sndl and grow my liquidity with memes and hold my long term stuff.

Buy PAI.V before it sails.

You've been warned.

>>28342632
I thought you an heroed

>>28342813
Average is probably 4 figs, but we do got several 6 and 7 fig faggots here.

>>28342773
>inb4 doge crashes and you're driven to drink
Checkem.

>>28342707
Lol I learned my lesson after yoloing into NOKIA like a retard. No more than 3% into memes. The rest into arkk, soxl, fngu. You can't lose.

>>28342949
Have you considered getting into NAKD. Cheapie with room to run.

>>28342626
I once knew a girl in a family like above, sucked so many black dicks it was unbelievable.

Anyway, CRBP STREET SHITTERS WW@

>>28343062
Located, not based.

Up 40% thanks to Based SNEED

>>28343062

>>28342813
220k

>>28342931
Not great, I didn't want to wait 2 days for norberts gambit and buy american so I went in on some Canadian stocks that proceeded to crab ... Although GTE is very nice and both my picks bounced back quite a bit before close, I'm just sort of disappointed with the bank of Montreal innovation ETF seems like shit but we'll see

>>28342988
you just know one has alcoholism, and another gets to close with the kids. Maybe even some interfamily infidelity between the adults in a family of this size. Nothing is this perfect, and the harder they try to appear as such , the deeper the shadow.

>>28342896
Who the fuck knows. It went from 9.25 right before Christmas down to 5.25 after New Year's Day. There is a lot to be said for taking gains but holding on to a few shares if you aren't absolutely "sure" about a position.

>futures

>>28342726
They better be after that massive eod shit

Blockchain is rising now because of the defi sphere, that's why I usually check new exchanges. Not long ago, I found Baex(#baex), did you hear about it? That's a defi binary assets system with Yahoo Finance quotes source

>>28343178
lol i like it

>>28342632
this u?

>>59790550
>>59790550
>>59790550
>>59790550

>>28342632
Nice ottermode bro, routine? Gyms are closed where I'm at

>>28343016
Jokes on you I have a cat

Do i really cut my losses with NOk?

Im down 40% and thats pretty much my limiy

>>28342776
yes, but that's the obvious play. there's a chance the employees hold the majority of their shares and they kill earnings. and the IBM partnership is not something to scoff at. IF they announce another contract/partnership next week (which is possible) they can maintain momentum to see a small-to-nonexistent dip.

if today would've been green, id be weary. but as it stands, i feel that next weeks fears are being priced in. if there's another red day tomorrow id buy more

also.. there's pic rel..

>>28342931
Not quite as good as yours but pretty damn good anyway.

>>28342415
>That family looks like it has plenty of demons to me lol.
cope and dilate

>>28343167
Of course the chink shill is into bbc fantasies, tell us shill has a white woman with an average BMI ever smiled at you?

>>28343170
whoops thats what i meant. thanks.

Anyone watching Cramer want to quickly cross-reference the translator?
He says the dump is overdue, but not just yet.

Is that a sell signal?

Is AABB /smg/ penny stock approved? anyone holding/have and opinion on the business? is gold backed crypto a meme?

>>28343089
?

>>28343214
Cheers senpai

>>28342752
Not useless just wrong.

>>28343259
*Crushes its skul* *with one punch to the noggin*

>>28342677
>>28322947

>>28342813
it doesn't matter what you start with or where you're at. if you compound your gains into the next trades and keep your targets above 4-6% (the lowest retard bar to sleepily crawl over). you will make it.

Tfw sold CRBP at 4.23

>>28343062
>FLOOF
wow thanks for tip.

>>28342415
Yes, rabbi, I am in agreement. Very disturbing family.

damn, sold DGTW at .0056 and didn't look back
need to remind myself that 2x in one day is great, even if it could've been 3x

>>28343261
nok doesnt really go up or have a reason to go up

>>28342443
cursed image

>>28342667
Either the bitcoin price stays level or pumps further after the Bitfarms management finalises listing on the nasdaq and we get a 5 bagger, or bitcoin dumps before they list and I kill myself.

>>28342931
up 60% on the month so I'm planning to flatline for a while while seeking out and working on some setups

Do you guys actually understand printer go brrrr is a meme and you're standing on the tip of a fiscal cliff, or do you actually unironically think you're early and going to make a million dollars off of trading

investing in fundamentals really is fucking dead isn't it /smg/

>>28343387
based, same
will buy back in at dip

>>28343315
Mom looks like a whore. Next?

>>28343462
Yes.

>>28343378
>fake lips and tattoos
Why do you have such trashy taste?

>>28343441
Or you could just... buy SOXL

>>28343488
Not if you buy AQB

>>28343497
Same

Anyone have any money put into VSTO? Was wondering what other anons think about this stock.

>>28343352
Cramer was saying buy PENN at 130, and the next day said buy the dip!

What's next weed bros? SNDL has about 70% chance to eat it after opening and start a death spiral

>>28343462
Crash already happened last March. They wouldn't dare to stand in my way again.
t. Retard

>GSAT poompin a lil AH
Keep going you little semen demon

>>28343462
I am going to make millions of worthless dollars yes.

>>28343352
this market will never dump again, he's just trying to FUD your bags

>>28343200
>everyone has to secretly be a degenerate just like me!

>>28342187
Question frens,
I find myself moving to Russia, any of the brokers listed operate out of there by any chance? As in I can open a brokerage account in Russia with Russian tax info and trade stocks and options or no?

>>28343420
Still holding 17,000 shares, sold 3,000 after it doubled
I’m gambling on it going to 0.10$

>>28343462
Yes.

>>28343462
The printer is brrrrrrring (metaphorically) as an engine of economic growth, but we are due for a correction in the markets. Both things are true.

>>28343488
When TWTR is up 8% and NAK hits 1.05 on a blood red day you better fucking believe it.

>>28342443

>>28343572
I hope you're right. Want my puts to print.

>>28342570
I'm in love with Rich Penny Stock Anon. Where is he so we can thank him properly?

>>28342557
>sold my 500 at .55 once it hit a dollar
Imagine...

Can someone help a newfag out? I'm completely new to stocks and trading. So far I made an account with Fidelity but I haven't added any money to it yet. I'm thinking of moving $1k to it and playing with that until I learn more about it. What stocks should I look into and how much should I put into each if I'm just using $1k?

>>28343462
>this is the top
haven't heard this one before.

also another shameless self shill:
https://youtu.be/-MuD7j0s2-4

>tfw cant trade AH/PM and have to clench my anus and pray CRBP doesnt shit on me

>>28343525
she likes meme guns and people really dislike her for some reason. would you accept this gunfu as atonement?

>>28343420
>f it could've been 3x
it closed 2x. people are saying its continue to go up. i doubt it

>>28343259
Cute kitter frend

>>28343432
I'm hoping for a BTC dip so I can get into MARA I think they're the better long term play but I agree BFARF is a great prospect for a 5x in the near term. they're q4 ER should give us a boost as well

CRBP *rocket emojis*

haha im a cuck

>>28343610
sold my 600k at .0052, didn't really want to risk missing out on a free $3k gains
the information about the CEO a few threads ago made me hesitant. I'm not upset that I sold, and I think it's a good moment in my life that shows I'm growing out of FOMO

>>28343261
It's going down to $3 dude. Just put into fngu and soxl and make your money back in 2 months

>>28342931
Week is pretty good, +17%
I am down 930% for the month though.

>>28343673
TSLA is worth over 700 billion. Anything is possible.

>>28343028
Piece of shit company? I'm buying at open.

>>28343462
Where were you in June? We have been through this already

POST SLEEPERS THAT HAVE BARELY STARTED (or not started) PUMPING

>>28342443
I swear, two hot chicks with an ugly friend
is such a common trend

>>28343671
Or you could stop trying to push your guns and 3DPD fetish in unrelated threads.

>>28343462
On a macro level the jews will print a bunch of 30 year bond debt that they dont have to pay back or something as the real economy slides into casual malfunction. You are right about the Goyim retail investors being screwed tho.

Well bros what’s going to happen to SNDL tomorrow?

>>28343673
I meant it more like 2x=doubled in price, not 200% increase which means tripled in price

/biz/ tell me if I'm retarded. I have a 3c contract for CRBP, if I sold 100 shares (half of my total) at market open in anticipation of a dump I could exercise that option in case it doesn't in order to get my 100 shares back. Here's my question: would that be worse than just selling the option?

>>28343062
Show your work, anon.

>>28342931
Gud

>>28343672
>cant trade ah/pm
why? what garbage brokerage disallows it

>>28342994
Has worked out surprisingly well for me so far.
>>28343142
>tfw 5 figures because my grandpa set up a mutual fund for me when he retired

>>28343660
Research shilled stocks here and learn to take profits

>>28343526
I'm scaling into some other ETFs, but in very small amounts. it's a gut feeling I have. frankly I wouldn't be comfortable buying more than 1 SOXL

>>28343774
I wish my POS investment would moon

>>28343462
Read this:
https://www.collaborativefund.com/blog/the-seduction-of-pessimism/

>https://www.reddit.com/r/pennystocks/comments/lgvt28/crbp_weed_related_stock_gap_fill_to_800/

ATTENTION, REDDIT HAS CAUGHT ON AND WILL BE FOMOING IN AT OPEN. COMBINE THAT WITH US CROSSING THE 200 SMA CAUSING ALGOS TO PILE IN, THERE WILL BE A GAP FILL THAT WILL MAKE EVEN THE BIGGEST TRANNIES JEALOUS.

GET IN OR STAY POOR.

>>28342813
I got interested in trading because of the GME nonsense. started with 700 up about 50 bucks.

>>28343654
usually comes in at night after 7pm pst

need to ape in to MJNE tomorrow. Been watching it rise since 0.7 as i waited for an interaccount transfer to complete. who knew it took 3 business days for that

>>28343829
Hopefully it gaps up so I can sell for a profit before the crash starts and then coast with UVXY for the rest of the day.

>>28343259
Can we make the next general Cat Edition?

>>28343829
im going to sell it at 5 lol

PLTR WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $40 AGAIN

>>28343261
as one NOK bagholder to another, I felt like I could've used that money better elsewhere, especially in this bull market. I tanked a 30% loss and put it all in SOXL and I don't regret it, but make your own decisions

>>28343750
I never realize a 40% loss before thats cuckage not chadtier

>>28343829

>>28342443
>tell me what options

Can someone please just tell me how to buy $mine in the UK? Fucking IG doesn't seem to be working. Has anyone used Tradezero. Please help me fuck

>>28343462
When big investors start liquidating all of their assets then I might be scared.

>>28343666
Evil John

Is it FOMO if at this point I go from total market funds to leveraged SP500 or Nasdaq funds?

Am I signaling the top to myself doing this?

Are we pulling out of CRBP or what?

hahahahaha how the fuck is beating inflation even real hahaha nigga just invest in all the wrong memes like nigga just buy the top haha

what do you guys think of bcrx?

>>28343797
BFARF AQMS

>>28343462
Uncle Ted said it best. The technological state is either expanding to the point of singularity or to the extent that it leads to our destruction once the entire ecosystem is plundered and made uninhabitabled. We need infinite growth to stop the system from collapsing so printer ain't stop anytime soon

>>28343660
Learn how to scalp and penny chase in this market. Diversification at 1k is a meme. Just practice risk management.

Reminder to everyone SOXL splitting 15 to 1 March 1 in case any SOXL chads have missed it

>>28343572
>>28343648
sneedle is going to poomp for a bit more
mainstream reddit has not fomoed in yet

>>28343914
I'm just going to buy the dip

KATX mooning on lithium mining rumors

>>28344021
Hope not, my calls depend on this mania. Just keep pumping for another week. All good.

>UTZ
Anyone else still holding?

>>28343811
I do believe you were the one who responded off topically by expressing disdain for an image posted on an image board while ignoring the content of the post itself.

Is bank of america really buying 70 million shares of CLF?

>>28343914
NONO NONO BROS WTF I BOUGHT SNDL NOT CRBP IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!

>>28344002
UwU

If the market does dump what're your plans anons, I've pulled out of my memestocks for a decent profit and haven't jumped back in yet I'm wondering if I should hold out and pick up cheap shit after things settle down or try to get into a good etf

>>28344115
Idk if the rug pull is happening tomorrow I feel $5 but I might b greedy

>>28343883
>>28344060
Thanks. What what amount should I start diversifying?

>>28343532
Aside from being critical to gene tech
Fast growth results in less dense low quality meat

Real talk. I'm thinking of exiting my positions on either VTI or ARKF once I see some gains.
Reason is I want a bigger war chest for when the dip comes in a few weeks. Which seems more overvalued?

Where's CLF tranny I want to thank him if he was the one shilling CLF back in October when it was still 6 dollars a piece. I'm 140% up already. So here comes the dilemma, when is enough, enough? When do you just cash out? I saw my unrealised gains go lower and lower with the recent dips but I didn't even flinch. Is it really going to 50$ who the hell knows

>>28342535
This lol wsb have become useful idiots. Pump my bags wsb hahahahaha

Keep hearing people talking about the impending crash, if you're worried and don't have a hedge you're a retard, if you don't have a stop loss set, again retard.

>>28344198
shit homie that $5 is all I need. Hell I'll take 4.50

>>28344177
I bought both

>>28344198
Hell yes this is going above $5 easily, $9 PT might be too optimistic but $5+ will be easily passed

how do I better understand why certain options are priced the way they are?
for example, seeing a (pretty deep) OTM call option trading at 10% of the share price when the expiry is only a month away. the stock isn't even that volatile and has been slowly dropping for the last few months.
what gives?

>>28344117
ye

>>28342512
Wait you didn’t buy on Nov 2 like the smart money? LOL

>>28344016
Literally, yes. "I'm going to buy on margin" is like the last leg of the upswing on that bubble chart.

>>28344070
Would it be stupid to pick up 1 soxl and just wait for a split, seems like a good opportunity

>>28344341
Look up the Black Scholes model

>>28344189
I'm the market dumps I'm mortgaging my house, my truck, my farm and anything else the bank will take as collateral and buying the dip

>>28344021
Not yet. I am willing it to 4.50.

>>28344214
your thinking of those ETF'S wrong especially VTI. Something like VTI should be a core holding for long term.

>>28343594
shh shh queer boy. >>>/pol/ no need to get so defensive.

>>28343028
thanks I'm buying

>>28343797
ITRM, PT $4

>>28344070
7 share whale here 593 average
the guy who posts the fuzzy frog and shills for SOXL convinced me.
ready to hold over 100 after split

CRSR bros, anyone still holding this piece of shit? Thinking of just taking whatever miserable profit I have left tomorrow and pumping my meme positions.

>>28342793
never feel regret about PIPP

>>28344264
Bruh it’s having a huge share offering and getting shilled on CNBC. Sell now.
Remember, it DOESN’T MAKE INFRASTRUCTURE GRADE STEEL. It makes cheap plate metal for ships. The entire shill line behind it is lies. GET OUT.

>>28344264
Sell some and hold the rest.

>IFF
Bought in based on Russell 3000 report.
We'll see what happens. 5,630 mn shorted. Potential to squeeze? Feel free to weigh in.

High market cap, expensive stock (for me) so probably not realistic to expect gains.

>>28343914
HOLY BASED THANKS FOR THE NEWS
CRBP GOING TO 10 MAYBE

>>28342308
Yeah. We've been on a downward trend for a while but the GME incursion was the final nail in our coffin. Smile because it happened, I guess...

>>28344396
For what? Do you understand how a split works? Especially for an ETF?

YAASSS QUEEEN SLAAYYY.
Can't wait to pay for other people's loans.

>>28344398
cheers

>>28344474
Good lad.

>>28344264
I often exit early, I have to work on that but at least my account is growing. If you can, leg out a bit and let the rest ride.
Remember, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless you have calls on the bush and earnings are coming up."

>>28344510
I bought at 13

>>28344036
brings back memories

>>28343914
everyone upvote this so it gets visibility and reddit can floof it for us

>ctrl + f
>CLVR
What? Dude, weed

buy TEVA
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when I "I told you so" next week don't post "hurr you guys only shill things after they moon" at me

I am all in on the TSLA dip plus maxed out margin

what the fuck am I in for?

>>28344556
Unironically based.

t. trading with his loan money

>>28344396
ya there wont be a price bump (well there might be for a small amount of time) but it mainly will affect us who do options against it a bit.
you should just be in soxl regardless, 1 is too conservative

>>28344205
With $1k, you're only going to make good money if you focus on one or two stocks, which obviously is risky if your stocks shit the bed. Or you buy many stocks, bringing less potential gains but also protecting yourself.

>>28343951
Thats what they said about Palantir being over $20, $30, and now $40.

Palantir will be $100 EoY

>>28344495

575 @ $35.2. Theres hope, wedbush just rated it at $55 and Barlays @ $51

>>28343682
Thanks! You too.

>>28343028
Can anybody explain this? Does the SEC not know the difference between millions and billions or am I retarded?

https://www.ft.com/content/5655b6ae-89e6-4a03-9b4c-faa73d87e66f

Kek the Reddit etf just launched

>>28342449

But i'm up dude

https://stocktwits.com/GetYourIron

http://twitch.tv/clfbro

>>28344616
why'd it tank so hard over the past 5 years

>>28344556
based mutt Hitler going after the Jewish banking system

>>28344637
>Trading with your student loans
That's even based.

>>28344556
do people seriously think she isn't attractive?
politics aside I'd love to have her forgive my loans if you know what I mean

>>28344556
This would instantly kill any future lending. Who the fuck would give loans knowing the government won’t make them pay it back?

>>28344617
Anal destruction. Did you not see the reverse gamma squeeze happening today lol

>>28342309
I had NIO on my watchlist but after this, I'm not buying it.

>>28344556
So, what about the rest of us who payed off 10s of thousands of dollars of student debt?

>>28344473
why?been on my radar

>>28344715
The old CEO called someone a nigger, it was a big deal.

>>28344736
Maybe the gays

>>28344617
Margin call

>>28344189
Holy fuck I just had a deja vu reading this and that picture HNNNNNNGGHG

>>28344708
starting an ETF that shorts this ETF's picks 3 days after it buys them

>>28344779
I'm gonna guess it'll be a "thank you no refunds".

>>28344745
The loans are government guaranteed. They will be payed off with the printer.

>>28344751
wait what
I maxed out my margin on this

Am i gonna get my money back?

>>28344816
uh, hello, based department
in for 100

whered all my ah gains go

>>28342813
25k

>>28344745
>Won't somebody think of the poor Jews running the banks

Anyone else enter a fat ACEV position today?

>>28344779
You get to use the rest of your tax dollars to pay off Tyrese's community College next

>>28344745
I'm pretty sure they're talking about Federal student loans, IE the ones that come from the government in the first place. At least I think so, I don't think they have the power to just erase private debt.

>no one ever mentions HRVSF
feelsbadman

>>28344189
Yes SOXL is still cheap, but it.

>>28344547
I'm going to have 15 shares at whatever the value is based on 1/15th the price of the one share when it splits and that will make more room for gains if it moves up than owning one single share

>>28343993
Bump please please please bros

>>28344736
She looks like she expects you to pay for every meal then refuses to talk to you after having a dream where you cheated on her.
Reminder, the more effort a woman puts into looking attractive, the more likely they are to cheat. They only do it to get attention and cock/money. A frumpy woman with a simple life is the best mate and mother to your kids you can get.
This is fact.

I'm letting CRBP ride through tomorrow and see what happens.
Might sleep in just so I don't panic at the morning dump.

>he sells sndl

>>28344779
>when I was your age we didn't have anesthesia, so it's only fair that you are awake during surgeries since I had to be

>>28344888
OH NO NO NO

>>28343462
I have stacked silver, supplies, and bullets. If you come in between me and my gains I'll cut you.

>>28344938
Yes, just federal loans. If you refinanced into a private loan for some retarded reason, you're fucked.

>>28344981
Every woman is like that, anon.

>>28344888
Somebody literally bought like millions in $20 TSLA puts to force brokers to sell the underlying for cash covered puts lol. I would sell, things looking real bearish for elon.

>>28344888
I never understand why so many fucking people buy during the peak. Literally the first advice for stock trading is to sell high and buy low.

SNDL is in free fall. It's over by tomorrow afternoon fellas.

New >>28344970
New >>28344970
New >>28344970

>>28344816
Dangerously based, I'll sell my SNDL shares for that

NUcypher and starlink

>>28344981
have sex

>>28344804
Being shilled by a lot of twitter heads. I'm in at ~$2.38, already up 26% today. Probably won't stay in too long but I don't doubt it will get above $3.

>>28344954
It was a great company decision to forward split. The SOXL CEO knows his shit. I'll be buying a SOXLstation to play Cyberpunk 2017 on to support them.

>>28344436
Obviously, but they seem like my holdings with the highest overvaluation (thanks TSLA)
They also have the biggest cash values attached. Should I set a 10% stop loss?
The correction might be a few months off, but I don't imagine a monthslong slog like last year. The cheapies will be gone in a flash.

>>28344901
I’m thinking of literally anyone in the future who wants a loan to go to college.
The problem is the price of college caused by insane hirings of “administrators” the loans made it worse the gov paying it all off would make it hell.

>>28344888
Also china is starting to crackdown on them, so there goes the asian market. You're fucked man I'd take it across the chin and pull out tommorow

>>28344616
What's the catalyst?

>>28344736
5/10, 6 at best. there really are 1000s much better on university campuses.
>>28344556
Loan forgiveness= debt paid off by Gov money (Taxes), Literally the poorer majority shouldering the debt burden of the wealthy and the educated( who typically have more wealth to pay for education to begin with)

>>28344556
Time to get a $50k loan for CC

>>28345049
did the BTC purchase seal his fate?

>>28345047
No, you just ignore the ones who aren’t and think all women are whores.

>>28344816
I'm in.

>>28344556
>'I have started to loose hope'
>loose
Really made use of the money too huh
>>28344870
This
>>28344779
Tax credits at best
No refunds more likely

>>28345052
Because you can never know what the top is? A lot of people would have missed out on millions if they thought TSLA at $420 pre-split was a bit too close to the peak.

>>28344911
shill me on it sounds interesting

>>28345189
Fuck if I know, but it's certainly looking like the top is in for TSLA at least.

>>28345189
there are so many strange fucking things about this and the acceptance of bitcoin for cars along with the negative news coming out

>>28342947
>up over 1000% in the past two months
>2bn+ market cap on a rented office and three employees with near zero sales
>steady climb

Man these meme stocks are gonna absolutely rape people’s accounts when they come back to reality.

>>28345100
just keep some cash on hand or sell covered puts. do you even know what 'cheap price' you would buy at?

>>28342813
more than you retard

>>28345271
Just some semiconductor SPAC with some heavy hitters in the semi field all on board.

>>28343759

>>28345359
Welcome to clown world.

When tesla starts going down its gonna trigger a market crash right? The SPY tanks

>>28342813
12k 22 yo poorfag college student

>>28344816
Why didn't you tell me that first? I'm in.

>>28344736
She is kind of hot but she has those crazy eyes/deer in the headlights look to her every time she speaks like Elizabeth Holmes or Aileen Wuornos

>>28343028
Perhaps these are being issued as stock based compensation. Share dilution essentially

I need a good stock to throw money in and let sit for 1+ years

>>28345565
it is already priced in

>>28344888
holy fuck I've lost like 10k trying to short TSLA, it doesn't work. You should've bought.

>>28345565
I think so personally, but there's a good chance it just takes down ARK and the broad market keeps chugging.

>up 20% on meme weed stocks
>weed stocks are in free fall after hours
>set up stop loss
>probably going to break even exactly tomorrow morning
well that was fun

>>28345449
>reading about it
>last independent FPGA Player
>AI is ideally structured and suited for an FPGA

damn...sounds sexy

>>28343157
same top kek got the fuck out of all the meme stonks once i realize the core fundamental of $GME mooning was bc it was 140% OVER shorted and the other meme stonks had nothing but speculation

>>28345709
1 year isn't that long of a time
but if you don't want to do a fund do something like MSFT or AAPL or GS

>>28344736
She's a donkey-faced kike.

>>28345565
Maybe. I think information is abundant, markets are easily accessible, and hedging is easily accessible too nowadays, that we have to rethink what market corrections look like

>>28344616
I'm liking the looks of this.
>>28345135
Do a basic amount of research retard

>>28344214
I would keep VTI. That should be one of your mains you dca into weekly regardless of pricing.

>>28344888
>buying at the literal top of the market.

Ohnonono

You better get rid of that shit ASAP you are about to lose a ton of money.

>>28344779
Hey update-anon how is the next episode coming along?