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My mom gave me $1000 CAD to buy crypto. Which coin should I invest so she thinks I am a genius and becomes happy that I 10x her investment?

>> No.28313656

OPCT - working product - anonymous storage.

>> No.28313690

The coin should be on binance.

>> No.28313752

bnb

>> No.28313819
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>>28313609
DEXG, read the whitepaper and DYOR.

>> No.28314086

>>28313752
hmm it already doubled in two days

>>28313819
I am not going to bother reading a white paper for my mom's measly $1k. Also not on binance.

I was thinking about REEF. What do you guys think?

>> No.28314131

>>28313609
Buy gold, also buy her a World's Hottest Mom coffee cup from Etsy

>> No.28314398

Buy mft

>> No.28314416

>>28314131
>World's Hottest Mom coffee cup
I am Turkish. My dad would beat me if I bought something like that. I am thinking of giving 5 AVAX from my portfolio as a welcome gift to crypto.

>> No.28314464

>>28314086
Put your money in $Flash thank me later when you have 100k

>> No.28314570

>>28313609
>>28314416
>CAD
>Turkish
Go back

>> No.28315019

>>28314086

BNB - a token that collects peoples dust on THE BIGGEST exchange for crypto. A token which reduces your fees on said exchange. A token which is now being used via BSC to trade without gas fees via an up and coming aggregator.

Vs

Reef - KSI bought it.


This is how you detect a troll

>> No.28315076

>>28314570
>Go back
Make me, faggot.

>>28314398
Not into tranny coins.

>>28314464
Not on binance.

>> No.28315164

HOGE. It is unstoppable and originated here on /biz/ we are all going for the 1000x, no fucking selling.

>>28312506

>> No.28315248

lol

>see how they are trying to shill that trash system on /biz/

looks like this biz is already dumped with scammers
hope I am smart to forget about it and don’t go for hell

>my purse has been connected to Bot Ocean system and I wait for full open to use their bots for trading and analysis

but you can believe them and buy this shit

>> No.28315263

>>28315076
No you’re just a dumbass using your moms pussy money because you’re a fuck up and can’t make it yourself?

Yeah, that’s what I thought bitch.

>> No.28315262

>>28313609
Buy Litecoin. Easy $5-10k by the end of the bull run, but it won't go to zero when the market crashes like most alts and pajeet scams.

>> No.28315370

>>28315262
Are you actually that autistic? I’d be surprised if it went to $1000

>> No.28315384

>>28313609
ANKR. Don't get too greedy though.

>> No.28315442

>>28315019
>Reef - KSI bought it.
That doesn't discredit it.
>a token that collects peoples dust on THE BIGGEST exchange for crypto
Does it have mooning potential?

>> No.28315479

>>28313609
Filecoin, Ox, or Cardano . easy money

>> No.28315557

>>28315479
File pin hasn’t moved since its first run. What makes you think it’s easy money?

>Easy money down the drain maybe LMAO

>> No.28315590

>>28314416
AVAX is overhyped and will become a stablecoin soon like LINK

>> No.28315643

>>28315370
I'm talking about his portfolio, not the token price. Litecoin will at least 4x against Bitcoin.

>> No.28316010

>>28315590
>AVAX is overhyped and will become a stablecoin soon like LINK
Great, I will take my profits when it stabilizes then. I have 540 AVAX.
>>28315262
hmm but litecoin has already exhausted its potential since it doesnt offer anything new and it is likely to underperform against defi coins

>> No.28316140

>>28315557
look at the 24hr volume differences in the chart youre looking at . someone at the first run was a massive bull. making that price go so high.

>> No.28316149

>>28313609
Rubic just had a bit of a dip, AMA coming february 12th with news about layer 2 solutions. New exchanges coming in March.

>> No.28316197

>>28313609
Literally unironically HOGE. gonna be at .000010000 by end of week. I've got my money elsewhere locked up, but you can't deny the meme I guess.

>> No.28316219

>>28316010
i assumed you had no assets OP. butt peddler.

>> No.28316269

>>28313609
>boomer mom gave me money to buy crypto
Strong sell signal, strong confirmed top

>> No.28316282

I helped my mum buy some Link today. She has been buying a little bit every now and then since last summer. It's fairly safe.

>> No.28316349

>>28313609
unironically wanted to recommend reef and avax before reading your thread

>> No.28316377

>>28316010
>guy using mom's grocery money to buy his first crypto is telling oldfags why their investments are bad
well, enjoy losing all your money.

>> No.28316464

Rubic, mcdonaldscoin, hoge, SCAT (sadcat), that's your make it portfolio, OP. All distributed equally

>> No.28316648

>>28315164
>>28316197
>>28316149
Fuck off pajeet scammers

>>28313609
Poor turkroach here, started with 1500 TL and now have 10000 $. Main holds were BTC, BNB, AVAX, AAVE and CAKE.

>> No.28316697

>>2831360
Uniswap shitcoins but gonna get gassed

>> No.28317182

>>28316377
>his first crypto
First of all, her.
Secondly, it's not my first crypto. I fomoed into BTC at $42k (a month ago) without knowing about any other crypto. While my life savings were melting, I started to read more into crypto and start reading whitepapers. Then I found AVAX. Put third of my savings into it. Now I am on my way to 6 figures.
See ^^^ >>28316219

>>28316648
based

>>28316349
I have been shilling avax to my dad for a month. Now they see my gains and want me to buy the same. I told them it is too late for AVAX, so I am looking for alternatives.

Of course, not gonna put a single cent to scams like rubic, hoge, akita, (insert doge of the week).

>> No.28317315

>>28317182
>First of all, her.
Tits or gtfo. You know the rules.

>> No.28317329

>>28315643
Yeah I remember how it did that 3 years ago. It must happen again right? Fucking retard.

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>>28317329
It's a very predictable cycle. But I'm not going to argue. Couldn't care less if this cockroach loses his mom's grocery money gambling on pajeet scams.

>> No.28317578

easy - $RGT

>>>28316566

>> No.28317597

BRDG in the near future x1000

>> No.28317681

>>28313609
GRT is a risk free moon.

>> No.28317851

>>28313609
$TORN.

https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x0c722a487876989af8a05fffb6e32e45cc23fb3a

>> No.28318279

>>28317182
>spent only a third of savings to get to six figures on one mooning
Spoiled brat. This place is for original poorfags only

>> No.28318563

xrp

>> No.28318644

>just buy the top!!
retard, ngmi

>> No.28318707

>>28317315
I have small HRT tiddies

>>28318279
lol jelly??

>>28317681
GRT is $1 stable coin. I have 5k of it.


pff I will just get REEF

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>>28318707
>I have small HRT tiddies
You will never be a real woman. KYS asap

>> No.28318899

>>28318563
You managed to suggest the only scam coin in top 100. Well done.

>> No.28319006

>>28313609
QCAD

>> No.28319076

>>28313609
Give your mom and $1000 CAD to me. I'll put both of them for better use.

>> No.28319134

>>28315479
people here are so fucking dumb. literally no one here talked about filecoin until AFTER it mooned.

>> No.28319185

Someone already said BIZ?

https://biztoken.org/

>> No.28319385

>>28313609
Half into GRT for safe steady gains over the long run, half into Everest which is backed by big money NWO cabal types related to ID2020 and all of that shadowy shit.