/biz/ - Business & Finance

2 cryptos at the same time man

i might buy a bitcoin

>>28298114
>nothing
but $1m back then is like $10m now so will need before i can truly do nothing

>>28298114
Retire

>>28298114
maybe eat a happy meal?

Put it in dividend stocks and live off the interest

>>28298156
Based

>>28298156
fpbp

>>28298114
buy a house and >>28298237

>>28298203
$10mil today will be tomorrow’s $100mil. Hell depending on whether you’re under 35, you probably need a cool billion to keep up.

>>28298363
I already own my house and property so the mil would be straight profit, just live off the interest/dividends.

>>28298114
3/4 in dividend stocks, 1/4 on buying land and building my dream home (just a nice house with a small hanger-like garage so I can work on a couple cars in my spare time).

>>28298114
Put 200k into bitcoin, 100k into other cryptos, 500k into boomer stocks and keep 200k for hookers (2 at the same time) and cocaine.

>>28298156
that's cool?

Me?
Absolutely nothing. I would just sit at home, doing absolutely nothing.

>>28298114
All in on that mcdonalds coin ive been seeing

>>28298114
quittt myyy jobbbb

Pay off debts for my mom, brother, and myself. Pay off my moms house for her. Max out a Roth IRA and invest that in mommy cathie’s ark funds. Buy a whole fuck ton of BTC ETH ADA and GRT and retire in a cool house on the beach with a blue, wood paneled Toyota Land Cruiser when i get a $17m portfolio

>>28298114
Buy a house in the forest of oregon, buy a bullmastiff and never look at the price of crypto ever again.

>>28298114
Quick this bullshit support role, take time on a real career now that I have money to work for myself and live comfy.

>>28298114
The secret /biz/ server is:
https://discord
.com/invite/bTE6xjP5
It has to stay secret or (((discord))) will shut it down.
As far as (((discord))) knows it's the official server for BUNKERCHAN LEFTYPOL/[[/[/

>>28298114
buy land
make a wind turbine and a vegetable farm

>>28298114
Start the ethnostate

>>28298114
I'm already there and my life is exactly the same as before. Except now I don't have to worry about paying bills, and if I want/need something I just go get it.

Never let the money get to your head. Some of my friends also made it in crypto and they ended up becoming massive narcissistic pieces of shit who looked down on people with less money than them, despite being a poorfag themselves only a few years ago.

>>28298786
>inb4 the get into more debt and leech off of you to be their pay pig

>>28298203
https://www.usinflationcalculator.com/
$1m was $1,570,120.05 back in 1999 when Office Space came out, at least according to this calculator.

>>28298914
Based.

Buy real estate and make more money

>>28298903
FUCKING BASED!

>>28298114
Quit my job and claim unemployment benefits.

>>28298114
Do the money dance

>>28298114
Quit my job and hike the Pacific Crest Trail

>>28298786
Where’s dad?

>>28299084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrgQRarYnjw&ab_channel=CheesusFries

Take some loans to buy some real estate to rent, put the rest in some stock for dividends, never work again and live a cheap, quiet life

>>28298984
Nah they’re pretty great tbqh senpai, my brother just has student loans and my mom has been financially independent after her divorce and working hard to slowly chip away at the mortgage she was left with over the past few years. They would do anything for me and I’d be happy to help them desu

>>28298292
That's what I did works great.

exchange useless toilet paper money for gold, ammo, and crypto

>>28298903
you do realize if it ever does come to the food supply chain being disrupted, your patch of land is getting robbed by gangs and your windmill is getting trashed by a mob, right?

>>28298114
Rent a apartment.
Hire a hooker for 2 days to enlarge my asshole so that I can get properly fisted.
Buy a dildo shaped like a gardengnome but made out of cocaine.
Rent a new hooker to sniff the gnome and put it in my ass.
The remaining 20k usd I would invest in GME.

>>28299268
you've got a nice family anon, I hope you make it for yourself and them.

>>28299298
how much you getting a month? Also is capital gains tax applicable?

>>28298786
tell them that its only a one time thing. If they get into a debt again you wont pay it
>>28299400
You mean practice shooting targets?

>>28298990
if you want a comfy house though i'm not sure that calculator would take into account inflation on houses which is just ignored in every single CPI calculation. a nice house in 1999 would have appreciated more than 50%

> if my net worth was $1m
Literally nothing, you can't retire on that in a first world country.
> if I gained $1m more than what I currently have
Probably change jobs to something less stressful.

>>28299547
yeah have fun shooting like 5 before the mob gets to you, wrenches the gun from you and impales you on a stick
watch videos of Gadaffi's death to see what it's like.

>>28299639
Yeah, in certain areas houses have more than tripled since then

Pay off debt, buy a small reasonable home, put the remaining I some boring vanguard or blue chips that pay high dividends, yolo 30 grand on meme stocks until I make 100k, then back into vanguard or blue chips.

Live a comfortable happy life with my fiance.

>>28298114
Put them in an boomer index fund, quit cagie and live off profits instead

>>28299268
Good man, i hope you make it

>>28298702
i literally do that every day and i'm a broke neet

>>28298114
>buy factory
>buy house walking distance from factory
>buy machine tools
>open my own machine shop
I'm a simple man of simple needs.

>>28299724
Exactly. My dad currently owns 2.5 million in random ass penny stocks that 'made it' but he refuses to sell them so he can have 'even more'. I can't get him to sell. He could put them in safe ETFs and live off of a clean 200k profit a year. Why the fuck doesn't he? I'm going to watch his life flush down the fucking toilet and it's going to be so fucking sad

>>28299247
Pittsburgh but he’s a cunt

>>28299489
>>28299763
Thanks frens, wagmi

>>28299547
Yeah i would draw a line if I even told them how much I had

>>28299850
Well you don't need $1,000,000 to do that man, Just take a look at my cousin. He's broke don't do shit

>>28298114

Double up on my $CLF calls

>>28298114
1M isn’t shit really

>t a guy with 0.95M

>>28298114
keep gambling on shitcoins until soros money or homelessness

>>28298114
>wait for a crash
>put $800k in whatever, anything will make money
>cash out 5x

>>28298292
my dream basically

fuck a family
fuck bringing kids into this awful world
fuck obligations

passive income + complete freedom = true happiness

>>28299400
That’s what the pallet of ammo and my 25 hillbilly buddies are for.

>>28298114
Invest it all in Reef.

>>28299657
You can make a pretty hardy defense with guns + barb wire, particularly if you have ~5 sons or neighbors who band together with you
Also, you can find out how to make explosives and weaponized drones from the internet

>>28299979

>>28299657
You’re a fucking idiot. You have no idea what war is like.

>>28298114

>software dev

I do. It's nice, especially considering where I was 10 years ago, but mostly it's just there for comfort. I live within the means of my income. I have nice stuff (house/car/toys) but it's just the same stuff everyone else has - just the nicer version.

The biggest difference is just that I never really worry about the price of typical things. I go to the grocery store and I buy whatever. Never tried it? Just throw it in the cart. Want to order out? I don't worry about delivery fees. Stuff like that. I sleep way better than I did when I had less than a month's rent in the bank.

>>28298114
One of my favourite movies of all time. Actually pretty redpilled and an actual portrait of working at a corporate. Yet every normie I know dont know this movie.

>>28298114
This is the type of question a poorfag would ask.
Not just any poorfag, but the kind that has no real aspirations.
Just sitting around, dreaming big, but never accomplishing anything.
Wondering what it's like to be successful as he cracks open another beer.
You know what I would do if I had $1,000,000?
Guess we'll find out in about 3 years when I leave 6-digit hell.

>>28300082
One of the better strategies in this thread

>>28300542
>he fell for the living to work meme
buddy, you're the NPC here. Have fun slaving away even though you made it

>>28300503
>Yet every normie I know dont know this movie.
that's because you're 19 years old

>>28300542
Actually, I ask because I made it as of today
(Praise be upon AVAX and LINK)

buy a small house for myself and keep investing. cash out to pay taxes but never surround myself in luxury. Only buy things that I really need. That's it.

>>28298114
expand my Electric Vehicle and China A ETF portfolio, get 100k worth of ADA and stop worrying about crypto

>>28300703
I'm a NEET, but nice try. I got rich off of crypto with inheritance money.
Sucks that you're poor AND unemployed though.

>>28298990
yeah, inflation calculators are bullshit... you need to compare purchasing power.

>>28300800
Grats man.
Maybe you should take a small break and reevaluate life after being a 6 figure big boi?
Id recommend still keeping your money active and not dead.
Trailer park life is cheap as fuck if u just wanna zone out for a while.

>>28298114
Exactly what I do now:

500k in DeFi farming mix of stable and yields.
400k in Blue chips.
50k Degen.
50k Moon shots.

Got me this far.

>>28300503
Thats odd, the only people I know who like Office Space are normies

immediately start pissing and crapping myself

take a deep breath, drink a cup of tea, 95% into saving and investing, spend a nice lil 50k to see the world for a year

>>28301166
Thanks man, I think I'm gonna buy a sailboat and do exactly that for about a year or so

I would reinvest in some solid stable dividend stocks with a 7-8% annual yield
perhaps 3 of them

then I would sleep for a month straight

>>28298114
Give it all to my crush if she lets me lick her pussy for one minute, unironically.

>>28301623

>>28299657
I doubt you own land, guns, or a million dollars.

>>28301544
Look into the expenses first man. Laying in a harbor aint cheap.

Maybe get a caravan or auto camper instead? Idk man.
Gl <3

>>28298114
Put 900k into bitcoin then use the last 100k to travel around the states for a year without telling anyone. Come back after a year of wandering and buy my mom and sisters a house. Spend the rest of my days living off btc gains amd working wagey jobs so I can curse out customers and managers without caring about being fired

>>28298156
FPBP

>>28300964
>be neet
>tells others they have no ambition
Nigga sit your dumb ass down

>>28302945
dangerously based.

>>28300964
My piece of shit roomate did the same thing. Fuck you and everyone like you

>>28298114
Move to Siberia as cheaply as possible and purchase Russian citizenship

>>28298114
I'd pay 2$ for your mom OP

>>28299416
back to your little stock trading forum on reddit newfag

>>28298114
Retire to my property in the countryside and never worry about wagecucking ever again

>>28298114
if i had a million bucks id put it to work on making myself a competent politician so i can help get all these fossils that can bearily open facebook out of congress and fix up the shithole that the U.S is on the road to become

keep investing it until I have enough to build and operate a trappist monastery in New England and then hang out with monks all day and forget about all the bullshit going on with normal retards

>>28302897
This anon has a point, boats/ships are just money pits, not saying don’t do it just be aware of the costs.

>>28299268
>the mortgage she was left with
you mean the house she stole from your dad?

>>28298114
fuck two chicks at once

Invest in the quality of my property and make sure my mom has never have to work again

> 1 mil
It is "made it" money where I live. 3-4 good flats to rent, one for myself, a good car. Passive income and I do what I want.

>>28302897
>>28303647
Yeah definitely, I'm hoping to live on it for a bit , travel and buy a house to rent out. Hopefully the income from that and divvies should cover me

>>28299268
>mortgage she was left with

are you a fucking retard lmao? she was GIVEN the house your dad worked his entire life for, with a little bit left on the mortgage for her to pay.

literally, you need to kys.

>>28303290
yeah cause biz shillcoin central is so much better?
I just look at you retards and learn from your shitty arguments and DD

>>28299646
nonsense lol. 1 million in a few dividend stocks is going to be grossing you 50k+/year and you can easily retire on a piece of land in bumfuck no-niggerville on that.

Throw some in my savings
Buy my dad a new car
Send money to my grandparents
Invest into some crypto I feel might grow
Buy 5 Bitcoins
Buy a house to rent out
Uhhhhh ..I dunno what else desu

I'd still be lonely and miss my ex so probably nothing. Just buy some coins for 200k, put the rest into an etf and use the fond shares as security to get a loan and buy a small house

>>28304485
Honestly, If i were you. Id do this:

Restart life:
Get out of debt and monthly payments as much as possible. Downgrade EVERYTHING. I dont know how shit the internet is via phone in where you live, but get a good phone plan and use that for internet if it doesnt fuck you over.
Then look at everything else. Got shit you dont need? Get rid of it.
Boil it down to the core minimum.
Then make a excel spreadsheet over your monthly cost of living, rent, phone plan, insurance etc etc.
Get to know, what you spend money on and then, after a minimum of 2 weeks, you can add to it.
But use the spreadsheet to calculate how long you can live off of ur 1mln usd.

I hit a million one month ago. Didn't do a thing.
Now I have two million.

>>28298114
Buy a fuckton of SPHD.

>>28298114
answer to this thread, while waiting to slide back into 6 figures hell by looking at a bitcointicker.co tab

>>28299268
absolutely wholesome
>>28302945
>working wagey jobs so I can curse out customers and managers without caring about being fired
one of the perks of fuck you money is being able to say fuck you, and that's a highly amusing way to exercise that ability

>>28298114
overdose ironically

>>28300269
so can other people
>>28300306
I'm not talking about war, faggot
read a history book to see what happens when society itself collapses.
Augutus hostile takeover of Rome
plague in athens
green blue riots in Byzantium
read about any of those, faggot, or watch the gadaffi clip I talked about if you don't know how to read

>>28302240
I own 1 of the three. Soon 2, hoping for all 3 but guns are a bitch to obtain in my country

What’s a realistic % of return on dividend paying stocks?

>>28298114
Buy a house in Norway and retire, no cap

>>28298114
i'd know i wasn't done accumulating yet. i might take a cut of it out, like 40-50k to live on for the year, then i'd reinvest a few hundred K and try to grow it to 2-4 million. at that point i'd consult a wealth manager or something and figure out how best to wield these assets so that i could make 60-80k/yr off passive income