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28258210 No.28258210 [Reply] [Original]

Why should I buy something that was designed to be worth less than $5?

>> No.28258479

>>28258210
Think of it this way– its not LINK or crypto in general that's going up, its the relative value of fiat is going down. Virtually any cryptocurrency that isn't a scam is likely doing more for your money than savings accounts ever could. That said, LINK will likely "stabilise" at that price after the market inevitably crashes.

>> No.28258551

He meant airport coffee

>> No.28258592

>>28258210
>cup of coffee
>$5
Anon I...

>> No.28258654

>>28258210
Ah yes, the coffee fud. This is a classic.

>> No.28258656

>>28258210
coffee is like $1-2 faggot. also kek, is that from the wp? what do stinkers have to reason with this?

>> No.28258716
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>>28258210
Doge is literally designed to depreciate in value.
Yet people are buying that shit.

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>> No.28258896

>>28258656
sergey wrote the white paper while in san francisco where a standard cup of coffee at the time was 5 bucks, but now it is around 10. sucks but at least we wont ever break single digits again

>> No.28259010

stinky linky has always been stupid. it just goes up and down for no reason like everything else

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>>28258479
Bitcoin is in an obvious overbought bubble with normies thinking Elon pump and dumpin some coins to pay Chinese regulators suddendly is a big thing, why would "LINK" be a better pick.

>> No.28259314

sergey sent adelyn to ninja academy to make her x100 more sneaky so that cups of hot steaming coffee (in san fran we call them hot Carls) appear in meetings when Sergey runs out of material and just stares into space saying coffee standard over and over again.
Swift executives are generally in disbelief but have learned to humor Sergey after last week's dramatic outburst when he pushed the ceo of swift through a wall screaming "never touch me or my oracle ever again"

>> No.28259878

should I buy LINK

>> No.28259908

>>28258896
>but now it is around 10
you cant be serious. $10 for a fucking cup of coffee? bullshit

>> No.28259968

>>28258210
As you can see coffee is getting more expensive because of inflation, thats why LINK is at $27 ( price of a starbucks coffee)

>> No.28259990

>>28258210
They meant a cup of coffee from one of those fancy hipster coffee shops

>> No.28260172

I love coffeefud

>> No.28260214

>>28260172
Its also my personal favorite

>> No.28260247

>>28258210
you had 4 years

>> No.28260369

>>28260214
>>28260172
That's not an argument Sergay

>> No.28260866

>>28258210
Don't worry, once the 75% locked tokens are released you will see the mother of all corrections.

>> No.28260883

>>28258808
Would that much espresso kill you?

>> No.28260916

Link holders are absolutely delusional.

Link is the perfect normie coin. It's got a cool logo, it's $20/coin, and "muh oracles" is just technically sophisticated enough for normies to understand but too sophisticated for normies to dive deep enough to realize Link just isn't needed.

If smart contracts actually start being used in the real world (no, making ERC-20 scamcoins doesn't count) then some will require Oracles. But an Oracle is just a JSON parser with some voting mechanisms baked in. It's not something you need BILLIONS of dollars and YEARS to develop. It's not something you need "partnerships" for. You sit down, write the code, and you're done. Chainlink isn't in the Oracle business. They're a branding machine. Their sole objective is pumping the price of their asset, Link. An asset, by the way, they own 60% of. Yes, 60%.

When the time comes Oracles will be written on the native platform (probably Ethereum) and they'll use the native token (Ether). No one is going to need Link, no one is going to buy Link. Nobody will care. This project, along with all the other fad-projects will fade into obscurity. I won't speculate on price, this entire market is an irrational frenzy. Perhaps there is still room to grow, more money to be made. Just know you stand on 0 fundamentals and in the end fundamentals will prevail.

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>>28258210

>> No.28261468

Isnt the coffee thing saying like all you need is .000123 LINK?

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>>28260916
>link just isnt needed