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28209912 No.28209912 [Reply] [Original]

I'll keep it short

> he's a jew
> he is not lying when he larps his cringe bazinga science reddit retard "muh simulation" - because he actually goes out of all possible ways to make his ideas reality, hence, simulation semantics (if you don't get this I don't have time to explain it to you, retard)
> he already did market manipulation, Joe Rogan TSLA 420 price
> siphoning the money from broke muhlennials and even broker and inherently lazy nigger worshipping content creatin' zoomers
> Reddit post from month ago "my company bought a billion of BTC"
> recent Bitcoin and lmfao doge posts from good ole Elon "hello fellow meme internet people funny tweet" Musk
> price pump
> (((news))) reporting how Tesla went in on BTC
> but they went in a month ago
> or two months ago?
> keep buying Bitcoin
> don't make real money
> just play the jewish crypto casino
> hoard buttcoins so you can give jews more reason to put digital money into reality
> what's your life skill? shitcoins and hodl and refreshing blockfolio? based.

tldr kys coiners and maybe in the near future when ATF agents will gun down anyone cashing out on BTC in a non-legal way, that'll be the day you'll count your gainz the most. Also funny how BTC whole value is basically "how many times have you X'd your dollars".

>> No.28210140

>>28209912
lol didn't read

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>> No.28210212

>>28209912
>t, seething nocoiner

>> No.28210468

seething no-coiner
t. proud 0.000001 bitcoin owner, future slave master and a loyal servant of >1 BTC holders

>> No.28210571

>>28209912
Teslas have now went fully self-driving (as promised since 2017) tho:
https://streamable.com/mv54up

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>>28209912

>> No.28210824

>>28210212

I'll admit I'm a nocoiner, I went in and out of BTC and gambled it, made some, lost it, but when I had it, my life was consumed by it, refreshing blockfolio, reading news, reading biz, reading reddit, in voice chats, in group chats, everything in my life revolved around a fucking digital mememoney that is hassle to send, hassle to use and fucking hassle to cash out from WITHOUT telling the world you did it, with your full document AMC KYL WTF KYS.

And I was a small fry. If you're not a jew and you have 100s of K or millions in these coins, how the FUCK do you plan to get them out in USD or, for those who really really like to larp - how the FUCK do you plan to use BTC (because in your larpworld the world will just switch from USD hegemony to BTC like its nothing, because kek wills it dub checkem). With every move you make on the blockchain, and technically your whole position of money being easily traced, good fuckign luck when BTC bandits start hunting you down for your ledgers.

Bitcoin had one job - decentralized and, don't well askshually me on this, but privacy.

It has none of it. Tulips.

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>>28209912
> he's a jew
look I hate kikes as much as anyone on this board but im pretty sure elon isn't a genetic jew, maybe in spirit but not in genes

>> No.28211214

Take your meds - it's for your own good. People are worried about you.

>> No.28211435

>>28210824
>With every move you make on the blockchain, and technically your whole position of money being easily traced, good fuckign luck when BTC bandits start hunting you down for your ledgers.
And how the fuck are you going to learn what addresses belong to what person?

If this ever becomes a problem, there will be a new demand for obfuscation services - E.G. some program distributes a group of people's crypto through a system of smart contract transactions until only you and the service know what wallets are yours.

>> No.28211625

>>28211435
Schizos are exceptionally good at finding problems but have the problem of being exceptionally bad at devising solutions.

>> No.28212502

based and blackpilled
still playing coin hot potato for a bit before I bugout tho.

>> No.28212590

>>28211625

You're larping and really memetalking instead of addressing the question.

Are you really gonna blame me for being schizo and deriving "problems" out of thin air, so essentially in your opinion BTC is privacy extravaganza? So Monero is a shitcoin? Just asking.

And also, I can't understand how are you people so thick, is it something just a meme facade for biz or whatever, knowing full well the KYC AML shit is basically omni-present in Bitcoin world, maybe if I was saying this shit in 2012 where the real OG's bought this shit and SETTLED their life, maybe it would be schizo.

But tell me how many people who are gambling in the BTC casino now got their BTC with their identifier, phone or KYC shit? How many people know how to get BTC and sell BTC in the shadow?

Your answer will be "umm askhually quite a lot" , but the real answer is nobody or almost nobody. People are in Bitcoin to boost their USD, simple as.

>> No.28212636

>>28209912
Not read, buying more , not selling, keep coping.

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>>28209912
He's far closer to Bob Page than any jew.

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>>28209912
your Elon pills sir

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>>28209912
But anon, reality is just a construct of our mind

>> No.28213606

>>28212636

Honest question, in 2025 will you be using USD? Or just go full BTC? Also, when is the collapse of US dollar happening?

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>>28209912
don't shittalk the governor!

>> No.28214244

>>28212590
>You're larping and really memetalking instead of addressing the question.
Your question was answered in the quoted post

>Are you really gonna blame me for being schizo and deriving "problems" out of thin air, so essentially in your opinion BTC is privacy extravaganza?
Where are you reading this? The opposite was implied - that schizos are really good at deriving problems.

The fatal flaw of the schizo is they focus all their energy on finding problems but no energy imagining solutions to problems. You literally describe in your first post some imaginary problem where the feds are analyzing blockchain transactions and gunning down bitmillionaires for some reason, while ignoring the obvious solution of how easy it would be to decouple your physical identity with your crypto identity if this ever actually happened.

>But tell me how many people who are gambling in the BTC casino now got their BTC with their identifier, phone or KYC shit? How many people know how to get BTC and sell BTC in the shadow?
>Your answer will be "umm askhually quite a lot" , but the real answer is nobody or almost nobody.
No - I agree most new crypto customers are using KYC and don't care about privacy. The reason they don't care is because they aren't schizos worried about a possible future where the feds gunning $BTC holders down. If a schizo is personally worried about this situation, then they should just solve this problem now by decoupling their physical identity from their crypto identity.

Instead, you are just tapping out of the crypto space altogether when you found a potential problem, instead of just easily fixing the problem.

>> No.28215651

>>28214244

You're hooked on polspeak and "schizo" this "meds" that - that's why you didn't think about the context of the question.

When I said "government hunting down coiners and backtracing their blockchain" - what I meant was simply audit. You can literally extrapolate BTC to having pol-opinions in public forum today. Just like anons are using that old "muh power level" shit in their parlance on pol, it will be the same for coiners.

You won't hide your BTC powerlevels? You'll flaunt it around? Or would you like to hide it? Too bad that 95% of big coiners have or had their big BTC bags in KYC AML gook exchanges, which is probably rule #1 in the "don't" list when it comes to anything privacy related.

I hope all you make mad money nobody wants to live in poortown, but trust one thing, BTC is here only as long as things are good, it's absolutely asinine to think anyone will care about BTC if - for example - USD goes zimbabwe weimar way. Which it never will lol.

This is the actual schizo, marinating your brain on 4chan and getting too immersed in meme thinking. Anything that comes to challenge the jewish #1 slave hegemon aka USA and its dollar will be dealt with in a horrifying and deadly manner, not sure how BTC satoshi retards will go around buying their groceries in that scenario.

But - that scenario won't ever happen. World will go on for its Klaus Schwab inevitable goals. And BTC is basically goy wall street where goys go to sell hot potatos to one another and make US DOLLARS for the trouble. Bitcoins #1 value is how good can it leverage your "fiat jewprint shitcoin paper printer burrr" money.

And that's not schizo that's facts.

t. salty nocoiner

>> No.28215873

>>28209912
In the time it took you to write your post I made $5k off of crypto. You’re ngmi

>> No.28216107

>>28209912
>what's your life skill? shitcoins and hodl and refreshing blockfolio? based.
This cuts deepest. /biz/, meditate on this.

>> No.28216161

>>28210824
>I'll admit I'm a nocoiner
That's fine but at least buy one LINK before it's too expensive, being a nocoiner is one thing but at least don't be a nolinker
Take care anon

>> No.28216410

>>28209912
>starts with he's a jew
>admits he;s a nocoiner
yep.. trash tier post

>> No.28216567

>>28209912
/pol/ is leaking again

>> No.28216631

>>28210960
they're ALL genetic jews. it's literally right in his family tree, which you can look up.

>> No.28216881

>>28210824
Incoherent ramblings of a schizo jew. Why don't you just leave, loser?

>> No.28216901

>>28210824
you can cash out to USD with no problem on legit exchanges. You pay capital gains tax and that is all. Nothing out of the ordinary here. I seriously don't get your comment

>> No.28216961

>>28212590
Most people in btc are trying to save the value of their money wtf are you talking about

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>>28210824
and to think if you were an autistic retard about it trying to flip them for small gains then you'd be rich right now.

>> No.28217148

>>28210151
If we actually live in a simulation, all "breaking out" would do is reconverge us with the AI running the simulation. Good or bad depending on your perspective.

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Nobody is nobodys friend.
At that level only gains and numbers you have in mind.
You'll do all those crazy "Jewish" tricks like market manipulation, price manipulation and when the plebs come for you, you blame it on the jews.
I already know billionaires aren't my friends faggot. I'm their competitor.

>> No.28217739

>>28209912
He is my friend though. We had coffee together over the weekend.

>> No.28218634 [DELETED] 

>>28210151
They are really scared that there's nothing they can do when Christ returns to whop their ass.

>> No.28219412

Ok /pol/tard
Keep believing that elon is a new just because he's rich
Despite being a white south african
Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello

>> No.28219776

>>28216901

So basically BTC is nothing but another listing on the Wall Street, only it has all barriers to entry removed so that the niggers can enter. This is the absolute state of when goys get a whiff of greed. Back in the day I respected the BTC autists who were into BTC as the ultimate FUCK YOU to the jew money system.

Now blinded by the goy greed like never before, you niggers are unironically calmly saying shit like "I'll just report my BTC gainz to IRS and pay them their cut and keep on winnin".

LMFAO

Also I love the epic goy battle that the jews planted here, muh zoomer aka nigger worshipping generation vs. boomer generation. Not that I wanna side with boomers, but fucking hell at least boomer metals aka silver and gold can't be played as easily like fucking Bitcoin, all it takes for BTC to go up or down is a tweet from a government subsidized south african philosemitic retard hahahah.

> g-goys, BTC was inevitable
- goys buy
> g-goys I was kidding about the BTC
- sell

He tested you with "puffin mad bluntz, hello fellow kids" on Rogan, got you to buy Tesla stock because he picked up a blunt....and now he's rocking out with BTC. Maybe he's right, this is a simulation, and in this scenario Musk's simulation has him surrounded with literal lemming retards who throw money at anything he makes - shitty flamethrowers, degenerate overpriced cars and buttcoin.

Based.

>> No.28220040

>>28219776
i smell nocoiner cope
it stinks

>> No.28220236

>>28219776
well, I still didn't get your point. It is very legal to report crypto gains if anyone has made such.
Other than that, whatever one decides to do in crypto space or regular markets is entirely up to them lol

>> No.28221665

>>28219776

You reek of cope, fag

>> No.28222890

>>28209912
of course he's not. all he's doing is making money in a still as yet unregulated space. he buys btc at recent low, uses company to announce they bought x amounts and maybe will take it for payments. price accelerates because retards jump in, Elon sells at the new top and bails and the 'you can buy a Tesla with btc' never happens. this fucker is worse than indian shit coin pumpers

>> No.28223310

>>28222890

Agreed, he's like final level Teeka.

>>28220236
>very legal to report crypto

Legal - crypto.

I mean....I guess I'm really mad. A schizo. I just don't get it anymore. People walking around reporting their CRYPTO currency to the federal government and I'm the crazy one.

OK then I'll take that L.

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>>28209912
Pic related

>> No.28223524

>>28223339
nice thumbnail faggot

>> No.28224485

>>28212590
>coinbase is the only exchange I'm aware of - the post

>> No.28224986

>>28223339
Suddenly we have an epidemic of people cutting off other people's hands or slicing open hands to get the microchip.

Without the microchip, you have nothing - so you'd lose everything.

>> No.28224993

>>28209912
>because he actually goes out of all possible ways to make his ideas reality, hence, simulation semantics
If you actually think of this as a negative you're definitely ngmi, ever. Don't have time to explain, sorry retard. Stopped reading there btw.

Main takeaway:
Elon is based and if he ever runs for a public office I will vote for him.

>> No.28225095

>>28209912
seethe more ((hedgie))

>> No.28225372

>>28210824
Ever heard of stable coins and CBDCs?

>> No.28225841

>>28209912
Yeah ok, I'm up 10X, I took out 2X my initial and I don't care about what happens now, I think more than 80% chance it is above 100K EOY.

>> No.28226233

>>28209912
i don't like him either and think he's a talentless simp to a grungy thot that makes zoomer cunts look clean but what you said makes no sense and does not correlate to the fact that all he has ever done is get lucky with paypal and then endlessly go on a mass media circuit and scam people out of money