/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28206094
I really hope this is bait

>>28206433
I'm serious, i have 0 clue how to approach girls.
Heck, all i want to know if this is something likely to happen, if the answer is no than i'll just get a girlfriend the normal way.

No no no. But a gym membership instead, up tote self esteem and make some positive improvements. Wasting cash on gash is a poor investment my dude

>>28207068
Legit, the only thing i want is sex with a normal girl who isn't a hooker in the quickest way possible.
If that's possible then i can start focusing on my self.

That's why i'm asking this thread because i wonder if business like this is a casual and likely thing to happen without having to deal with too much trouble.

>>28207443
Dude its a terrible idea. I get you want a quick return but legit the quickest way to get what you want is to a) never tell them you have crypto b) work on your self so they are drawn in and c) dont offer them money for sex unless you want then screenshotting you and sharing over twitter. Then two days later hr calls you down and fires you for soliciting sex under your profile with your name and face tied to it like a normie fool.

Seriously dude just beat off and hit the gym.

>>28207953
What if your face isn't involved and slip the question in? Like, if you are in good shape and have a less than good face, could you just take a pic of body and then ask to pay?

girls on tinder dont want you to offer them money for sex directly retard

instead you have to get them to go on a date with you then spend money on them indirectly through food and entertaining so you demonstrate you have money

>>28207953
Just to be clear, i don't work, i'm still a teen and a virgin so i can't even get cancelled for something like.

I'm not being a desperate here, i just want to get it over with so that i don't have to wonder anymore what's it like to fuck.

If it's good enough to do some quick introduction and small talk and then directly ask it and offer money than i'll be happy enough.

And i get it being fit is important but gyms have been closed in my country since october so that's why i'm in this situation in the first place.

>>28207953
>then screenshotting you and sharing over twitter. Then two days later hr calls you down and fires you for soliciting sex under your profile with your name and face tied to it like a normie fool.
It’s not your employers business

>>28206094
SeekingArrangements
WhatsYourPrice

>>28206819
the answer is almost always no.

if you're going to fuck prostitutes:
>get a burner phone (buy with cash, ideally that someone else already bought with cash and activated)
>use tor and go on tryst or some shit
>call them
>have sex

I personally only know this much because I try and catch child traffickers where I live (got a few and they're in jail for court now, feelsgoodman), but this is the easiest way to fuck a hooker.

Don't fuck kids anon, there's weirdos like me out there. Hookers are fine though nobody cares except a clearance :^)

>>28206094
>What's the best way of asking girls on tinder to fuck for money?
Ask them if they know what a Dubai Toilet is

>>28208510
Trust me anon they really don't care. Once they know, they know, and if they know they're not going to promote someone like that.
At best you might find an employer that'll hang it over your head for life, or is like you.

>>28208600
>I personally only know this much because I try and catch child traffickers where I live (got a few and they're in jail for court now, feelsgoodman)
watch out so the child traffickers dont get on your ass anon, doing gods work.

>>28208600
>got a few and they're in jail for court now, feelsgoodman
Congrats on that my Dude, making the world a better place

You’re a stupid piece of shit simp OP. Just give me your profits or I’ll tea bag you.

>>28206094
>What's the best way of asking girls on tinder to fuck for money?
If you matched, you'll get it for free. If you haven't matched, probably too expensive.

>>28206094
>So i made a bit of profit and i'm thinking about spending it on a girl.
Let me stop you right there.

>>28209216
Wish it was that easy because the only valuable thing that i have to offer is money.

Either this or i have to wait until summer when i have time to work and the gyms are back open.

>>28206094
>So i made a bit of profit
okay
>and i'm thinking about spending it on a girl

>>28208600
A true lord

Private delights OP

>>28206094
Go and find a hooker. You pay and get to fuck. Asking girls on tinder to fuck for money will probably not work. Also how is it different to a hooker?