/biz/ - Business & Finance

Should have dicked her in the bathroom. NGMI

>>28208417
sergey shouldn't you be preparing for your presentation?

>>28208525
This
She wants the D
OP is a faggot, as usual

>>28208417
Based autistic loner.

this is the most autistic shit I've read
>muh pandemic
kys retard

>>28208417
Bit dissapointed desu, expected it to be pasta about wagies desu

>>28208417
there are few reasons i come to this board but this story is one of them.

what a delightful story. entertaining and classy! bravo!

Should have buried her in the woods for her misdeeds. NGMI

>>28208417
I unironically do this though. If I go somewhere and the worker says "see you later" I don't go back

>1 post by this ID

>>28208417
>McDonald's
dude u just missed a chance to get raw on that thing's brillo pad patch.

>>28208417
She wanted you to fuck her in the bsthroom

>>28208417
all this pasta for a really really stupid question

>>28208417
based

>>28208417
you have autism mate. A lot of us do its okay.

havent seen this copypasta before

>>28208417
Next time pull your dick out, desu

>>28208417
I love these kind of autistic stories, more of it please.

If she was hot, you missed out OP

>>28208417
For me, it's the double cheeseburger.

The best fast food burger.

>>28208417
based

>>28208417
>eating macdonalds in the parking lot in my car alone with radio, in a workplace 2h drive away from my home
bros...my life 5 years ago

>>28209411
how much money are you wasting for a single slice of cheese. there is better value in the mcdouble.

>>28208417
>That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook or crypto podcast and enjoying myself and my privacy. The privacy aspect is also why I prefer crypto to FIAT. Thirdly: we are in a middle of a pandemic.

go back to b incel faggot

>>28208417
Funny you mention that.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>28208864
do you newfags really don't know how ids work? check your own when you post in a new thread you fucking retard

>>28208417
>>28208664
>this is the most autistic shit I've read
not even close, look at this sperg who took the time to write this larp
>>28209914

>>28209932
>doesn't even know about le 1 post by this ID or what it means
it's funny the people that call others newfag are usually the newest

>>28208417
I also hate when employees recognize me. I like to keep things strictly professional. Be friendly and accommodating but the small talk and personalization is really awkward and makes me uncomfortable. I've stopped going places just because they openly recognize me or a certain employee might be working.

>>28209759
I'm British and the McDouble doesn't exist in this country.

Besides, the cheese in the Double Cheeseburger is part of what makes it so tasty.

>>28208417
I hope you bought it with $MCDC

>>28208417
Did you pay with MCDC?

>>28210464
wow i can't even bully people online right. might as well neck myself right now

>>28208417
She probably likes you you autist kek that or she glanced at your portfolio when you were refreshing it and saw you as her ticket to not being a fast food wagie anymore

>>28208417
>How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant vs eating inside the restaurant?
Why couldn't you have just typed that?

>>try to short sell this
stupid fucker, don’t shill on /biz/ with this fucking trashservices u idiot
trading with best analysing and various bots is on Bot Ocean now
but still you can find a fucker who will buy your shitbot

>>28208417
shill me you coins autist

>>28208417
You seem like a fucking faggot. Stop bitching, grow a fucking pair of balls.

>>28208417
If this story is actually factual and not autistic fiction then she probably likes you and you are still an autist.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>28208417
Thank you. I didn't even realize how many there were.

Is there somewhere better, now? Or is this what we're relegated to? Posting old pasta, watching all these retarded faggots gulp it down, and wait for that ONE poor soul like me who takes the time to post the other related pasta?

I did this on /pol/ for all the nu/pol/, are we truly at nu/biz/?
I'm sad anon. I'm very sad. And soon I'm going to be alone.

>>28208417
You could have had this, you fuckin sperg.

>>28208417
Personally, I do not like the McDonald's employees making eye contact with me as I perceive it as threatening so I tend to eat in my vehicle

>>28211845
She wants anon to buy MCDC

>>28212394
Can I ask how you're this retarded?
Did you never see this pasta before?
Seriously why? Why are you this stupid?

>>28212438
Soon, you can pay for your big macs with crypto using MCDC

>>28208525
Fpbp

>>28212471
Fuck off, Azad. Pay your workers

>>28208417
>why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot?'.
>That really bothered me for many reasons

You're so fucking autistic but I laughed

>>28212612
She wanted that big mac in her big vag

>>28212050
Great post.

>itt
tourists

What the fuck did I just read is this /biz/ I don’t understand I’m half asleep

>>28213485
Sneed

OP is a faggot, even though its a LARP.

>>28212343
>le oldfags amirite??
Fuck off retard, we don't keep tabs on the thousands of copypastas posted over the years and oftentimes these threads are oc (even if they may be larp).

>>28212050
Frankly, the McChicken is the worst sandwich McDonald's has to offer. It doesn't rank close to the Double Bacon Cheeseburger in taste to value ratio. In fact, Burger King has the superior Chicken Sandwich.

You get an all Sesame Seed bun, and each bite is a mouthful of flavor. My best friend works at Burger King and he tells me the chicken is 100% real, too. He always gives me the hookup when I come to Burger King just for his delicious Chicken Sandwich. When my mouth presses against his buns, and my tongue slides across his juicy chicken, I'm rewarded with a delightful taste of his mayo after my scrumptious and very filling meal. I can't wait to go to Burger King again to get another. I just might go again today.

>>28209914
How big was the horse that you could fuck it in the ass yet still punch it in the back of its head?

>>28208417
YOU SHOULD MCFUCK HER. PUT HER ON THE MCSPIT WITH RONALD

>>28208417
>reddit spacing
>personal journal writing
FUCK OFF FAGGOT, how weird can you be? Jesus fucking christ go invest your crypto into some counselling because you're clearly fucking delusional

>>28208525
This. She invited you In when nobodys allowed inside

>>28208417
Thoroughly enjoyed. Lovely stuff

>>28208417
Are you okay? No, whenever people ask you get triggered. Don't worry, we'll stop asking soon enough.

>>28208417
>Thirdly: we are in a middle of a pandemic.

glad to see this pasta getting a modern update

>>28208525
This, OP is such a insecure pussy

>>28208417
For me, its the mcchicken.

>>28208417
My favorite thing about Taco Bell are the friendly workers. They always ask me how I'm doing when I pull up to the window which makes me feel a lot better about my day regardless of how it's going. When I pull up to the window they're always happy and laughing at each other like happy animals on a farm. I imagine them as animals and smile at them as they take my card and hand me a receipt, the cooing overweight white woman with the bug eyes would be an old sow, the apelike nigger in back would be like a donkey or something, and the greasy mexican a dirty smelly pig covered in sweat and feces.

Fast food workers are like animals, they're blissful and happy doing stupid things all day that make normal people laugh. I want to take my Nacho Fries and throw them back through the window at the workers and watch them root around on the ground picking them up like pigs in a petting zoo, or when they get old and can't work as hard take them out back and blow their fucking brains in with a 12 gauge and watch with mild bemusement as their half animal carcasses writhe in pain and confusion before settling peacefully into the tarmac.

Anyway the Chicken Quesadillas are really good there.

>>28209759
>t
it used to be that way and I used to go for the mcdouble, but now they are both the same price and I buy the double cheese burger for that extra value cheese slice.

>>28210262
that’s an ancient copypasta

>this many posts not recognizing ancient pasta
it's over...reddit has completely cannibalized the board