/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going to pay a straight guy to eat my dirty ass hole

>>28197708
not gay btw haha, I just want to try it out for the memes haha

>>28197566
I'm gonna get therapy 3:-)

>>28197708
i hope you dont make it

>>28197566
I'll pay off other peoples mortgages and student loans for free.

>>28197566
and I'm going to get invisalign and laser eye surgery 3:-)

>>28197566
wrestle midgets

>>28197566
KYS faggot incel

>>28197960
based

>>28197967
based

>>28198011
based

For me, It's paying elementary schoolers' educations

>>28198011
yeah good idea, I'm going to buy people's outstanding medical debt for pennies on the dollar and then forgive it 3:-)

>>28197566
buy my mom a house

I'm going to fuck off to Kyrgyzstan or some shit (fuck ze great rzeset and 'rona), buy a farm, and stay the fuck away from everyone.

>>28198225
similar to me but with her mortgage. God bless you on your financial endeavours.

Ive already fucked hookers, done at least half of recreational drugs, and have gotten plastic surgery. Im out of ideas other than buying a slave.

I'm gonna rent a twink femboy to overfeed and fatten up over the course of a year while extensively documenting his progress from fitness to debilitating obesity

Get my loved ones to the doctor’s they need to/should see

Lambos and ladyboys

>>28198225
very cool and super based. make sure it is wheelchair accessible if she ever needs one when she's older.

>>28197566

If i could buy a lambo, id wanna just smash it up with a bat and drive it around like that. Supercars always look too pretty

>>28198231
better start learning rooski

Nothing. I only want not to be constantly anxious and have to count all my cents. I want freedom.

>>28197566
>"hey stranger can i punch you in the face for €100?"

>>28198011
Only if they're white, right?

>>28197566
I'm gonna look for hooker that specializes in cosplay sex. I want to live up my weeb fantasies.

>>28197566
having a family and raising my child in a loving environment. Insane, i know

>>28198121
super based

>>28198231
Pretty much this for me as well.
Whether or not I make it, i'll probably end up moving to quieter country and try to carve out a life for myself.
Why Kyrgyzstan?

>>28197566
sex with underaged women and maybe investing in myself a little im tired of being smart enough to know when im getting fucked but too stupid enough to do anything about it.

>>28198321
>>28198360
Where does one even find twinks like that?

drive 200 mph (322 kmh) on the highway here in danecuckland and record it
bonus points if cops

>>28197566
To be honest. If I would had a shitton of money, I would quit my job and fuck a lot of luxury hookers. I wouldn't buy a car or a house or something.

I'm going to buy my mom a house and a dog for me (preferably a husky)

>>28197566
Gonna try to find true love

>>28197566
1) Vasectomy
2) Rent 5 whores for a week
3) Rent a house for a week
4) Test for STDs for all whores
5) For one week, fuck the clean whores. while the sick ones will make food.
6) Invest the rest into buying politicians

Funding cyborg technology so i can trade shitcoins with my brain

>>28198231
You're gonna get holodomored

Not work

>>28197566
Holding hands with a woman

>>28197566
travel to south korea and get many women pregnant then go back home
>lol i'm totally serious

>>28197566
become a coke addict

>>28198321

>>28197708
How much?

>>28198698
very nice, i support this bro

>>28197708
I want to press a kitty out of my bumhole

I hate how so many people here have real trap fetishes

>>28198297
>and have gotten plastic surgery.
ngmi

>>28198535
Obsolete shithole, Klaus analSchwab and the gang don't give a fuck about it, everything is cheap, frenly people, no 'rona bullshit, government fears the people, and I already can speak some Russian.

>>28198121

Public education is a retard mill, don't do this

>>28198696
The time to do that is before you make it man.

Otherwise your "true love" will never develope with a woman who believes in you and supports your climb to success.

I would do nothing. I just want to be left alone

>>28197566
I want to find a gay bro with similar interests I can fly over and spend all day together indulging in sex and hobbies.

>>28200102
>gay bro
you need to go back to /r/gaybros sweetie

>>28198121
elementary school is free you evil genius

only one thing, killing more humans

>>28200776
>back
Never been there, but now I'll check it out.

I’m gonna have a go at being happy.

Just, happy.

>>28197566
Find a wife

>>28198336
>Get my loved ones to the doctor’s they need to/should see
living the burgerpunk life I see

>>28197566
Crowdfund 9/11 Pt.2

>>28197566
Im gonna find the hottest escort i can and pay her so we can go to a hotel. Once we are in the hotel, im gonna have her get into shorts and a t shirt, lay down with me on the bed and then have her watch Your Name with me while holding hands, and every once in a while she is gonna look at me and giggle or say "i love you" really softly. When the movie ends she will pretend she has to go back to her car to get something, but in reality she's just leaving. After she leaves im gonna cry for a good 2 hours then find some sushi buffet to go to.

>>28197566
69 with aTranny hooker.

I'm going to buy property and have kids with my white wife

Buy a house and a farm with my wife and raise 10 blonde haired, blue eyed Christian children.

gona buy a cute goth trap gf

Write a will and leave it all behind.

Go on a coke filled Mediterranean bender with my boys. Maybe rent a yacht and try to find a refugee boat to capsize

>>28197566
I'll have a second penis implanted right above my other penis. Twice the penetration = twice the man.

>>28198599
Luxuary hookers......
IQ 55

>>28198850
if digits ill post it

>>28198850
Rich Evans?

Buy a shit ton of land, let it sit and over grow, pay people to regularly go through to fuck up any trespassers, and watch the world over develop from comfy small house

>>28201378
KEK
This is even better than a tranny escort

I intend to seduce as many married housewives as possible. There's this hentai manga called wife monetize. that's what I want.

I will befriend men with beautiful wives, then gamble with them to indebt them to me. Or make up some enterprise and cheat my employees out of their wives by leveraging power. There's some good hentai like that too.
I've studied these hentai and also examined the law and already made some girls cheat on their bf with me, but never a wife. Should be thrilling.

I won't do families with kids though. I have a moral limit.

>>28197566
Will probably move and buy a house somewhere in Europe and just continue grinding my art skills until I become a god at drawing qts.

Ration out my money in such a way that I can live comfortably without having to work ever.
Fuck expensive cars and houses, they are just a way to keep the upper class whites as debt slaves to the Jews.

>>28198698
>Vesectomy
Thats the most soi cucked thing you can do

Buy a piece of land where I can make a comfy house, and grind my blacksmithing hobby.

>>28202296
>not doing families with kids
Wouldn't that be the most thrilling of all though?

>>28197566
Get a threesome with Miran and Bailey Jay. Maybe if I see how disgusting they are irl, the fetish will die.

>>28197566
Hand-holding and cuddling

>>28203688
Fat Bailey is best Bailey

All you tranny posters are pathetic, but the silver lining is that once you make it and go to fuck a tranny you’ll realize they are mentally ill men because there is no such thing as a chick with a dick only a dude with tits. They will smell and feel like men.

>>28198592
Could just drive south in do that in Germany now

>>28197566
give money to women in the street to fuck

>>28203210
based

>>28204213
>Come home
>Bailey waiting for you in apron
>Whips out cock and pushes your head down
>"Mommy's gonna feed you baby."
I think that's about as degenerate as it gets.

>>28197566
Getting married, getting land, having children.

>>28197708
kek

>>28201529
if digits you have to post it
roll

>>28197566
Fuck japanese girls

>>28197566
buying my own property, throwing away my cellphone, and enjoying months of solitude

>>28205270
Based and Tedpilled

>>28203211
Nah. Kids are innocent they deserve better.

>>28205744
Your mom cheated on your dad and you found out when you were a kid?

>>28206322
close but not really, it was my dad who cheated

>>28205152
Visit Tobita Shinchi. Last time I was in Osaka I went there 3 days in a row and it was great. The first time felt like I discovered heaven on earth or something

>>28197566
idk, maybe go to a furry convention or something else that makes you bleed money

consensual sex in missionary position. Don't judge

>>28197566
Will pay Usain Bolt money to chase me through a forest, if he catches me he can fuck me, but if he doesn't I can fuck him.
He's fast, but I played a shit ton of MGS3 as a kid, so I know what I'm doing.
When I fuck him I'll be known as the guy who fucked the fastest man.

>>28197566
Me and an exotic shemale with gorgeous brown skin and a big booty are a performance artist duo. Me and her are performing at a venue in a big urban city. It's an exhibition of gender defying art & displays that plays with the concept of genital and power swapping. There is a big room with tall ceilings with a stage in the center and an audience of people looking above and below the stage. A large portion of the audience are sjw-looking art hoes. In the first scene of the show me and the shemale are standing next to eachother naked. The stage is set with fake bushes and stuff so it looks like we are people in nature and subtle rainforest and animal sounds are heard. Both of our flaccid cocks dangle between our legs but hers is significantly larger than mine. We kiss and make out as we hold eachother close. Scene 2, the stage is cleared and a throne chair is put on stage. Me and her are both bottomless, she is wearing a mens suit jacket & tie. She sits on the throne and spreads her legs. I get on my knees in front of her and proceed to perform fellatio bent over with my ass raised up and I bob my head up and down. Scene 3, the stage is cleared and we're both naked. I get on my hands and knees on the hard cold stage floor. She walks behind me and spreads my tight pink asshole open with her fingers.

>>28207808
>(Continued)
She teases my anus with her cock for a little bit and then jams it in bareback. She anal fucks me for a good while with her big tan ass jiggling with each pump. At the end of it she raises her fist in the air, pumps one more time, and stops. She has creampied me and very slowly slides her cock out of my ass. With a close up shot of my ass on the screens above, you can see in great detail how pink/read my anus is with thick white cum leaking out of it and sticking to my ass a hit and skin. The cum slides down my ass, on my scrotum, and onto the floor. I am laying on my stomach and she stands up. The moment she pulls out the audience erupts with clapping applause. The audience nods in agreement for the show was a display of fighting the patriarchy and the true power women deserve with a penis.