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28155714 No.28155714[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.28155778
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>>28155714
just dont pay them?

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>>28155714
Sounds like a good problem to have, friend!

>> No.28155835

>>28155714
cool

>> No.28155841

>>28155714
Make sure to find the cheapest, bottom dollar, hole-in-the-wall accountant to handle it.

They'll relish the challenge.

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Good sir allow me to introduce you to the sneedful coin scam.
>create rug pull pnd coin
>put all of your money in it
>dump coin by 99.999% before end of tax season
>write it off as loss on taxes
>pay no taxes
>pump coin back up to price it started at
>sell off coins
>oy vey
You can do this every tax season sir.
Regards, Schlomo

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28155869

better pay it, my stimmy comin up.

>> No.28155895

not if you lose it all

>> No.28155902

>>28155714
Damn, and I was asspained about owing tax for cashing a bunch of bonds last year.

>> No.28155931

>>28155714
How'd that happen?

>> No.28155943

>>28155714
That means you had about 8 million in gains. How much money do you need before having "enough"?

>> No.28155963

>>28155895
This is wrong when dealing with crypto though

>> No.28155969

>>28155843
Only the jews

>> No.28156033

>>28155943
Imagine being okay with giving half your shit away kek

>> No.28156069

>>28155841
use H&R Block kek

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All I've done is farm, stake, and some maker vault liquidations. I've literally made a gross profit of around 50k this year. How the fuck are my taxes so high.

>> No.28156093

>>28155843

This is genius wtf