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What's up /biz/, I've always found this board interesting and lurked here for quite a while, however I've decided I want to try investing myself. Do you guys have any advice for a noob? (what to invest in, what apps I should use, how much money I need to get started and so on). Thanks!

>> No.28154270

>>28154223
Invest in rope

>> No.28154296

buy high
sell low

>> No.28154373

>>28154223
Invest in a education about economics and don’t listen to biz. These morons are just trying to sell their bag to some unlucky fool

>> No.28154402

>>28154223
stock up on pink wojaks

>> No.28154840

>>28154223
Use your paycheck to dollar cost average into BTC and ETH. Robinhood and Coinbase are a good start.

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>>28154223
potential scam thread detected. scam coins are made by stinky curry pajeets and include but are not limited to: RBC, HOGE, SHIB, BAO, XSG, COR, ASKO, REEF, MCDC, GRT, AVAX

how to identify a pajeet scam coin on /biz/
1. multiple threads about it exist concurrently, they generally make 5+ threads an hour.
2. custom memes with coin logo photoshopped into them - pepe, wojack, anything they think is trendy.
3. threads start with typical psyops:
FOMO - "why didnt i buy in sooner?", "its 10xing soon!"
False FUD - "is X coin a scam?", "you guys said X coin would moon!"
Red Herring - "shill me one of your coins", "am i gunna make it?", "what coin will 10x soon?", "i lost all my money to scams!", "give me advice"
4. posts involve screenshots of coin in wallets, big $$$ portfolios, more false-FUD, claims of reddit AMAs, white papers, T-shirts, more FOMO, etc.
5. coin is always new, never on any real exhanges, looks cute (ie BAO) or sounds funny (ie $CAT coin)
6. many times they will pose as whites who hate pajeets, posting pictures of white hands and faces, insulting themselves (it's quite funny to watch).

how do pajeets scam?
They use discord chats and telegram to coordinate pump&dumps/rug-pulls.
They use VPNs so one pajeet can pose as multiple people in a thread.
They use exchanges and algos that obfuscate their trading; creating fake wallets, artificially high volume, split and mask their orders and sells.

you will never be white
you will never be rich
your village will starve
your hands will never be clean
stay impoverished
stay needful

>> No.28155545

>>28155040
I'm not promoting anything, what made you think I'm a pajeet?

>> No.28155615

>>28154270
>>28154296
great advice.

Hope you are taking notes anon

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>>28154270
wrong
>>28154223
buy $KPAD, OP

>> No.28155924

>>28155040
Good advice