/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28145096
wait he didn't even owe that money? what a stupid nigger

>using R*binhood
Joker-quote.jpg

>>28145096
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
look at that kike nose
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA

>>28145096
I guess he didn't know what "option" meant.
>American education system

>>28145951
sometimes the nose can be decieving (although not in this case obviously.) be sure to also take note of the beady eyes and prominent lower lip compared to the upper lip. also easily noticeable in the OP image is how, because the jew has such a thin upper lip, when they smile their upper gumline is very visible, disturbingly so. this has been your jewdar tips of the day

>>28145735
Nope, just a glitch

>>28145096
dude why
just let the collections agencies get mad they cant do shit

>>28146494
Blessed jewdar. How do I subscribe?

How did this happen? Like what made him think that.

>>28147896
>robinhood makes options too easily accessible! waaaah
now us poors are gonna get fucked by this retard's mistake

>>28147896
Also why did he impulsively off himself instead of just waiting it out to see what would happen?

That nigger never heard of bankruptcy?

>>28148038
God damnit

>>28146494
you must also note the hairline of ashkenazi jews. they bald early (late 20s)

>>28145096
>Go in without understanding anything
>makes a mistake
>doesn't even check to see if it really is a mistake
>game ends himself

Nigger had pre-existing autism or shit like that, only explanation to why he would just go straight to suicide without even checking if he really was fucked.

>>28145096
RobinHood deserves to get tanked regardless.
They are such a shit platform.
Anyone with a portfolio bigger than 100$ is using a different broker unless they're one of these unlucky guys that got duped into the whole "Robinhood is standing up for the little guy!" meme.

>>28148564
or you want to buy doge in NYS.

>>28147896

option spreads where one leg got exercised before another
yes, he owed -730k on one leg, but what he missed was that he received +730.01k (or whatever) on another leg had he exercised it

>>28145096
I feel like there's something to this story that we're not being told.

>>28146013
The option to kill yourself

He looks like a typical redditard.

>>28148564
I hope that's where it begins and ends but I can see non-accredited investors getting btfo because of this as well

>>28145096
this is a buy signal

>>28148038
This is YEARS old, dude

>>28148915
reddit and wsb really should be sued, I just know this spergnigger was on there

>>28145096
old news
it was last year
not related to GME

>>28148836
++ to add to this, what makes it worse is (1) the trade made some profit in the end, and (2) Robinhood support emailed him explaining the negative balance (and how it was actually not a margin call) but it was too late

>>28145735
>>28146551

It was barely a glitch he was just waiting for his options to settle. I guess you could say a glitch because the UI should have accounted for both but its just not how the UI operates. One was exercised and all to do was wait through the weekend until Monday. The worst part is the trade he made was actually rather profitable. The guy is kind of retarded regardless of the suicide he was trading spreads and knew that he had a maximum loss of the premium he put into the trade yet somehow the numbers scared him. All he had to do was email Robinhood. Its sad but honestly he was probably going to kill himself eventually

>>28149227
>my lil options doing sum

>>28149084
>>28149031

>>28145096

He was from my hometown; SMUG NAPERVILLEFAGS REPRESENT, WE OUT HERE, VOTED ONE OF THE SNOBBIEST CITIES IN AMERICA

>>28145096
Jews are going to use this stupid fucking faggot as an excuse to put even more restrictions on the g*yim. Pretty soon only hedge funds are going to be allowed to trade options and the only stocks normal people are allowed to buy will be McDonald's and Coka Cola.

>>28148564
Robinhood has by far the best user interface of any broker I've used.
TD Ameritrade looks like dogshit.

>>28145096
How does a person even reach the point of actual suicide? How the fuck does that even happen? Even if you lost everything from once being a billionaire, why the fuck would someone think that's a good idea?

>>28145096
This rapidly emerging american phenotype is disgusting.

>>28145096
>options
>privileges
>on robinhood
Bitch what
Options should be a privilege reserved for people who can demonstrate they know what they're fucking doing. Then pic rel doesn't happen.
Robinhood lets you do whatever options schemes you want, day 1, $20 portfolio, no questions asked.

>>28149247
>settle
Settlements?
OH shit
If you know you know

>>28149519
I hope they make it happen.

>>28149660
post country or kys

>>28149501
i fucking hate you and your town's college kids.

>>28149667
and yet options are the fastest way to accumulate wealth for someone just starting out

>>28145096
Doesn't he know his lord and saviour DEEPFUCKINGVALUE (Woah what a COOL name!) Was able to put up with loses much dearer than that for a whole year before he made it? What a dumb dumb

>>28145096
Why didn't Mr. Kikelstein just declare bankruptcy instead of offing himself?
You'd think he'd be smarter for someone who looks so extremely Jewish.

>>28148065
serious mental issues that go beyond robinhood unlike the retards on 4cuck/plebbit would tell you.

>>28149620
you have to be 18 to post here, faggot

>>28150221
You have to be 18 to post here, you stupid depressed faggot.

>>28149986
that other dude on WSB sir jacks alot yolo'd to like a million dollars in 2019 and then lost it all in january 2020 and had to take a 200k loan to pay his taxes lol. now hes back up to like 2-3m tho

>>28145096
SEC has wanted to take down Robinhood for a while. They do not like people entering their world.

>>28150413
Yeah but those people are chronic gamblers. I just want a dumbass moonshot to a couple million and then I'll fuck off to Eastern Europe or Russia or some country that actually has a future.

>>28150381
fuck off zoom zoom zoom

>>28150640
Sick projection. I'm a millennial you stupid fucking zoomer. go kys since it's on your mind so much

>>28145096
You don't see this chad an heroing

>>28150779
no he went back to playing video games like a king

>>28150698
1997 isn't millenial, zoomer. shouldn't you be at work saving up for ur HRT therapy pills?

>Can't even wait standard 2 business days for support to respond to his inquiry before offing himself
Kids these days are so addicted to immediate gratification, and where were the parents?

>>28150779
How about you retype that English

>>28149271
fucking kek

>>28149923
And the fastest way to destroy it

>>28145096
How did he do it? Seems like short notice so he couldn't have had an elaborate plan or prepared

>>28150860
1992 here, faggot zoomer. I see you're projecting yet again! Sorry to hear you have low testosterone levels. Just stick with the HRT, dude. Also, zoomer don't bother responding again because I won't be reading it.

>>28149247
It's kind of crazy he decided to kill himself and actually went through with it in the span of 48 hours. God damn.

>>28150985
Destroy what? I invest a meager a $800 and lose a few hundred off the top with a bad option play, I can still recover that easily. Hell I made $175 in two SPY call options today

>>28146494
Based Kike-dar

>>28150985
ngmi with that mindset

>>28150583
yea same if i get to a mil im putting it all in at&t and LUMN and living off dividends

>>28149519
More jew webms pls

>>28150925
Gtfo newfag

Even if you lose everything and go horribly into debt, don't you just declare bankruptcy and start over?

>>28145096
He should've put it in silver.

>>28151312
He was scared of his parents getting angry since he's part of the bravest generation aka zoomer

>>28150925
How about you get the fuck off my board you stupid nigger

>>28149923
Are you saying i should stop buying shares and start doing options if i want to make it as a poorfag?

>>28147547
No shit. If I made a retard move like that I'd just tell them to fuck off and figure out a way to move on with my life.

>>28150925
Please just go back

>>28151312
honestly I would rather be dead than have to deal with any of that

>>28151253
Why are Jews so obsessed with coins?
The old Testament doesn't even allude to this sort of thing, and yet every other holiday involves things like spinning a dreidel to win coins.

>>28145096
How's my little Wolf of Wallstreet doin' ?

>>28145096
$730K is the stolen iPod of current year.

>>28151312
for the most part: yes.

>>28151253
He gave the dude besides him most of coins unfairly

>>28151253
He drops a stack to appease the guy next to him going for the money bag KEK

What option spread did he do again, put credit?

>>28151312
no, roping is way easier and funnier

>>28150925
Kill yourself you fucking reddit refugee

>>28150925
Kill yourself newfag
God, when this shit's gonna end?

>>28149247
Look at his face though. He’s clearly extremely Jewish. Taking money fro, the goyim was his entire purpose for living; it was literally his religion.

Once he thought the goyim won he had no choice but to kill himself for losing to the goyim and having to make good on his debt is a fate worse than death.

>>28152139
>>28152133
>>28151676
>>28151492
>NOOOO GET OUT OF MY MUH SEKRET CLUB
stfu 4cuck cucks

>>28151386
True that

>>28146494
dude where can i read about this seriously based

>>28152240
i hate how this made me kek
so our goal is to just fuck over the jews financially and they'll just kill themselves, why didn't Hilter think of this

>>28145096

Where can I learn how to fuck with options without ruining my life? I downloaded thinkorswim papermoney but if there's something better I'd like to hear it.

>>28151652
Based debtcollectionpilled

>>28148776
what is nys?

>>28148065
zoomzooms never learned how to deal with negative emotions as they grew up in safe space bubbles

>>28147547
at his age he literally has a free reset button even if it was real debt.

How much do you want to bet that this will be one of the cases cited when the powers that be decide to regulate away the little guy's already limited ability to play the markets with the big funds "for their own good"?

>>28149227
>>28149271

now the end please kek

lol

>check how they are trying to shill that trash project on /biz/

looks like this thread is already dumped with scammers
hope I am clever to forget about it and don’t come to hell

>my purse has been connected to Bot Ocean system and I wait for full release to use their bots for trading and analytics

but you can believe them and buy this scam

>>28152303
You should go back too

>>28151253
this cant be real

>>28149347
OH NO NO NO NO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>28152605
This. They are gonna die in droves soon like gen X with drug ODs.

>>28152416
He did. That was what started WW2, Hitler go told the banks to go pound sand and made his own new currency based on labor for the state.

WW2 was about banking and control of the money. It resulted in the bretton woods agreement and USD being the world’s reserve currency.

Guess who is still paying war (((reparations))) to this very day; Germany.

>>28152612
what

>>28151644
no, options are hard

>>28152543
Non-yiddish shabbot

>>28145096
Robinhood is secretly a eugenics project, designed to take redditors out of this world and reveal ZOG as our true masters to the normals so that they can begin the process of mutual annihilation. One of the most based systems to have been developed.

>>28151253
Is this what happens to your coins you "donate" at the church? Are there a bunch of kikes waiting in another room to throw it around like monkeys throw their shit?

>>28152844
I'm in germany.. where should I fuck off to when i make it anon?
and yes I'll go to bed

>>28152349
You don’t read about it, you observe it, once you’ve seen enough Jews you’ll know if someone’s is Jewish or not within seconds of seeing them. The only exception can sometimes be mixed/half Jews, they sometimes have no Jewish features at all, but they’re still just as nasty

>>28150925
go back plebb

>>28145096
LOL that's pure comedy.

>>28153335
i dont see them often, your description is gold. thanks.

>>28153391
But it IS possible for Robinhood to get sued very easily.

>>28151253
https://youtu.be/7ju_hcQr5es

>>28153326
Idk man. Parts of the USA are still comfy but ever time I think about the fact that I pay 30k per year in taxes that goes directly to the Jews to pay niggers and spics for their votes I wanna go for the high score. It may be unironically the move to go to Syria or Afghanistan at this point. They have far more secure elections and democracy if you care about that and you could have a literal haram of and a nice goat farm with a few thousand dollars. Plus you can have AKs and grenades and shit.

Downside being you will need to use those AKs and grenades to defend your stuff and will probably just get a bomb dropped on you by some zoomer flying a remote control plane half way around the world cause you aren’t part of the Jewish central banking serfdom.

Maybe the Andes? Treehouse in Columbia? Idk I’m just just too comfy in the states. I give a third of my income to the Jews and try not to think about it as I live my life. The low IQ mutts around me are a consummate reminder of the absolute state of this place but at least for now they aren’t drone striking American citizens in this country despite the open calls for it by the ruling class leftists.

I wish I knew the answer.

>>28149619
They aren't supposed to look pretty, a good broker UI will have deliberate complexity to make you think before you press random buttons.

>>28150925
rope or lurk

>>28154550
lay off the pol anon

>>28148564
yeah I set up a fidelity account with no hassle. it's a boomer company but at least they have a reputation for being decent. no reason to have a real bank honestly. why have your money collect dust when it can work FOR you.

>>28154550
or, maybe stop trying to run, and take the jewpill, what I mean is start a company, grow it, and invest heavily into startup media outlets, colleges, start a bank or two and other industries that give you talking power, you don't run from it, you embrace it, and play the game better than they can, at least that's my plan, I doubt I'll be able to reach it in my life time unless I was the next bezos, but my company is a pretty good starting point

>>28151312
No, they send you to the debt camps in Siberia for 30 years

>>28149900
american

>>28152349
Theres big infograph but its on my computer and im lazy

>>28152877
>what
bankruptcy. new to you?

>>28149501
Naperville sucks dick.

>>28154738
>No, no, it's supposed to be a clunky piece of shit! If it's frustrating to use that's how you know it's working!

>>28149619
half the reason to even use td ameritrade is for thinkorswim you idiot

>>28145096
>Be literal le /pol/ face
>Buy sixty gorillion OTM calls ON MARGIN
>Get rekt
>Kill yourself
Many such cases, sad!

>>28145096
Why wouldn't he just call customer support or some shit? What a dumb nigger

>>28146494
Thank you.

I was raised a Christian and I feel sorry for this kid and his parents. Too many of you have no heart.

>>28145096
most people just say "YOLO". This guy lived it.

>>28156257
>Christian
Go back to the schizo threads, fag. Just as bad as Jews

>>28145096
He's basically the mass shooter of the finance world

>>28145096
Almost definitely. This is literally the reason brokers are stingy with options levels.

>>28150925
Leave pls. "An hero" is traditional vernacular on /biz/

>>28156257
Kike on a stick
cringe

>>28145096

>>28154550
>wanting to move to a war torn shit hole for (((democracy)))
Lol

>>28151253
>hungry hungry heebos

>>28145096
>>28145735
He as JEWISH. Please use the correct slurs.

>>28157521
nobody told him apparently, his finance skills suck

>>28145096
Did the retard not realize bankruptcy exists? This is my 4th time trying to make it, you can literally get into as much debt as you want and the government has to step in and erase it because it's immoral for someone to keep you in debt slavery and debtors should've realized you were a bad bet in the first place.

>>28156399
Living once doesn't have a set time period. You can still live for thousands of years or even 10 seconds and you'll still be YOLO

>>28150925
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>28157846
he chose the train option

Brainlet/stocklet here

I thought the worst that can happen in RH was that you lost your investment. Ive never heard of anyone having to *pay* robin hood after youve already invested the money

>>28158031
Typical zoomer blaming everyone else except for himself. He probably saw the outcome of the Robinhood thing in hell and is now seething

>>28158031
>How was a 20 year old with no income able to get assigned almost a million dollars worth of leverage?
Presumably by lying on the form.

>>28145096
Can anyone explain what happened here to me? Im dumb

Pls no bully

>>28157846
I was going to do exactly that until I realized I put my car as collat on a loan so until I pay that off they wont erase it

>>28146494
Where can I buy a Jewdar™?

>>28145096
Gilbert Gottfreid looking ass

>>28158359
Glitch only showing 1 leg of the option, if robinhood wasn't such garbage it would only show 4 digit profit/loss instead of close to a million

>>28157846

So you go deep into debt, declare bankruptcy, and do it again a year later? Why do I feel as if this is piss poor advice.

>>28150925
>How about you retype that in English

If that happened to me I'd just delete the app lol wtf are they gonna do?

ah geez dude

>>28154550
maybe killing yourself is the best option here

>>28149347
>updated

>>28152605
>>28152817
We had the hardest lives dumbass

>>28149619
>best interface
"Good" UI design is intended to keep you engaged/ addicted. Robinhood is literally designed to target and create gambling addicts

>>28158031
>trades box spreads
>doesn’t understand box spreads


If that stupid faggot just waited for it to all s it’s not a glitch. It showed reality in real time. You get assigned stock then your other options fill that stock and you make or lose the difference in strike price.

The calculus for the pricing is sorta complex but that’s irrelevant. The principal said are easy enough that an average high school kid should be able to understand them thoroughly. M
Options are not that complicated.

>>28159287
Go back to your safespace and Fortnite kiddo, adults are talking.

>>28157521
niggerkike

>>28151906
Now you start to see how the jew works.

>>28148776
Yeah that's pretty much all I'm using Robinhood now for. It's my dogecoin app, it's been making me money I cant complain

didn't this guy already kill himself like last year? I remember this picture from somewhere

>>28160084
yes, last June

>>28159287
Imagine believing this nonsense, as if you are somehow special.

>>28157389
Underrated

>>28159287
Hahahahaha you’re proving their point little zoomie

>>28149620
nobody has responded because everybody knows what having -730k means, think

>>28149347
I've seen this exact story with that kids face at least two years ago. Maybe glowies are trying to rerun a failed psyop to take away our rights.

>>28159287

No you didn't, fag. Women living right now in India, wallowing in their own filth as they are raped and killed daily...THEY have the hard lives. Tutsi women raped and then forced to carry their half-Hutu ABOMINATIONS OF WAR in the name of papist "God" and Hutu supremacy...THEY had the hard lives.


At least we Millenials had that ONE special moment when we were still told to be the best we that we could be. At least we got to see what America could be, if it had both civility and money. Even if it was just the tail end.


You zoomers are the generation that eats ass and thinks that making babies out of wedlock is the will of God. I pity you.

>retard with fucked up life commits suicide
>people blame the final straw that broke the camels back

every time

>>28145096
This kid seemed like a paper handed bitch who went through all 56 stages of guilt on market closing

>>28146494
>mfw I have the same features minus the shark eyes and rat face
Don't oven me goy, you want them

>>28149619
A good design is when you open the app or website, you look at the graph with all the options surrounding it and you start getting anxiety and dread to even do something.
Also no darkmode, the fell white background and the 90's webdesign stares out of the abyss back to you.
A good design is when you count the seconds to leave it and every time you need to log in you start getting that feel of heaviness surrounded by short micro panic attacks.
That's a good design.

was a matter of time anyway. all it would take is for a dog to look at him funny or something and this retard would get spooked and end it.

>>28151253
>>28157389
>hungry hungry heebos

Holy crap my side.

>>28153335
>ID
>G0y

>>28149050
half their population is on suicide watch . many of these people lost life changing amt of money.

>>28145096
>the nose
Yep, that explains a lot.

>>28145096
HOW IS ANYONE USING RH STILL I DUMPED THEM MARCH 21ST. Bitches still can't handle a wittle volatility just grow up.

>>28153578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyuZMZHB1zc

>>28145096
My boomer relatives were asking me if I heard about how Robinhood killed a kid, it's over for retail options

Can someone explain what happened exactly because I don't feel like reading some roastie article.

>>28161293
You sound like a faggot. I don't give a fuck about poo women getting it up the pooper. As an American, I only give a damn about America and how awful things have gotten. Fuck off with your starving children in Africa argument

>>28149501
Imagine living in cuckedville

>>28148906
Kek!

>>28158031
What a dickhead. Glad he's dead.

>>28145096
Use a real broker you fucking child

>>28164091
Zoomzoom saw a number on a screen and decided to partyhouse in hell tonight.

>>28149271
eternally kekd

>>28159287
bitch did you ever set foot in a school that didn't have air conditioning desu
>YHBT
fuck off

>>28160649
He was given the correct answer: You have to be 18 to post here.

>>28159287

>Gen-z are so brave!
>has panic attack because a black person wasn't in a TV show

>>28149519
Is this Jesus?

>>28150925

he got "suicided" in part of the plan to take down robin hood

>>28145096

Pure face of reddit.

>>28151253

These people have to go.

>>28145096
His blood is on your hands Vlad

>>28146494
based kike analizer

>>28145096
Filtered

>>28151097
If you thought you owed $730,000 or had lost that much I can definitely see someone acting like that. Losing a lot of money is one of the worst feels.

>>28152240
This

>>28154550
later when they are filming your beheading video could you find someway to write /biz/ on your shirt or something so we know its you.

>>28158102
he traded on margin, meaning he borrowed money to trade with. So if his option went south, he has to sell the stocks back, and whatever value they lost he pays the difference. except in reality he actually would have made a bit of money if he had just waited, the RH UI shows real time calculations, making it look like he lost money so he impulsively went and threw a game of frogger.

>>28149501
naperville is for snob faggots who don't live in reality

t. former joliet resident

>>28149519
jesus dude - let them do it. the faster everyone is sick or their shit and wants their blood, the better

>>28145096

wait... he looks familiar., bobo no

>>28145096
The ultimate hodler

From what I understand...

He bought puts and he opened puts.

But what he thought he did was...

He bought puts and he sold half of them?

His words are conflicting. He says he only thought he was risking money he owned but then he also indicates that he knew he'd be responsible for the puts and that the ones he bought would cover them.