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hi

FUCK this semen slurping coin

alright, i bought 200 dollars worth. wish me luck, bros.

>>28115877
porncoin go brr
print big money

Welp once again fucked in the ass by the loose handed dip buy in.

>>28115648
Get out of doge now newfags before you get burned

>>28115938
COOMCOIN FTW

>>28115877
sounds like something someone with a lot of filthy cockcheese in their dickfold swould say, you unwashed faggot

It's obvious we need more influencers to endorse Doge. How do we keep the hype up?

>>28116026
>implying anyone is playing with money they can't afford to lose
Have you considered dilating

DOGE/BTC -9% in 24 hours tbqh

Should I place my sell order at 0.0997 or is it gonna go well above 0.1?

>>28116026
>taking biz advise from sanjay

>>28115909
Welcome aboard and good luck.

Just bought 400
To the moon :)

>>28116109
It's ogre

>>28116109
we dont need hype. let the hype die. hype only increases volatility. just let it do its thing. stop being so fucking impatient this coin is a long term hodl anyway.

>>28115648
Why would Elon egg on a bunch of people then dump on them? They would avoid his products for eternity and he would have a spoiled reputation as a grifter. The dude is harnessing our autism for gains. If you can't profit off if it and have to obsessively I can only imagine you're a FUD faggot who thinks they're too late to make some money. Faggots

Do you think the fact that Elon will started accepting BTC for Tesla AT THE SAME TIME he pumping the doge is just a psrt of a bigger plan?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28116031
Please don't lewd the Doge, thank you.

>>28116003
bro... Mister high roller here

>>28116003
>77

>>28116258
leab puppo alone bad crabs

>>28116003
Literally wait 2 hours lmao

>>28116142
$0.10 will have a giant death stack of sell orders, you won't get yours through before the traditional doge dump takes the market to the thunderdome. $0.0997 is much more likely to make you money off the peak, rebuy the ensuing dip and watch the fireworks.

>Coinbase makes me wait 5 days to send BTC to Binance AFTER I buy some
>Binance still choking on cock instead of looking at my documents and "verifying" me
I fucking hate all this god damn red tape man, I just want to buy some DOGE. I've been trying to buy since 5 am

FUCK

is it about to break out?

>>28116026
Dilate tranny

Friendly reminder on why you're failing to swing:
you are buying after looking at charts minute by minute
swings go by hours/days retards

>>28116225
Why do you keep saying this every thread? Yesterday it was over, 2 days ago it was over, a week ago it was over. Yet its still going up and it broke ATH yesterday and no its at 7 cents.

time to short this shit niggers and transfer what remaining wealth post gme redditors have to gene simmons
thanks goys

Never say die boys, this dog is resilient

>>28116268
it would be suspicious if tesla started accepting doge before btc

>>28116026
Burn me motherfucker, so I can buy even more.

Millisecond I paperhand try to buy dips after 4 hours of steady decline, shoots back up. I'm getting really fucking tired of this. Lost 3% equity.

You'd think I'd have learned by now that Bognadoff is real and literally waiting for me.

>>28116380
I'll sell you some at .10

>>28116452
When will Tesla start accepting doge anyway? March?

>>28116452
^this

>>28116371
Thanks anon. It's what I had planned on doing but seeing how wild this ride is, it made me doubt. I wonder how low the dip will go. Probably gonna be massive, like 0.035 or something, hopefully!

>>28116573

>>28116026
>Uses literally disposable fun money to buy a meme coin that might go up
>Told to get out.

I'd get less satisfaction out of eating at a fancy restaurant and it cost me less to just buy the coins. Don't invest money you can't afford to lose.

Bought 10k. See you in 7 years. I don't give a fuck if it all goes to shit.

How big is dogecoin marketing compare to other crypto?

Do you pajeets think billionaires will cave in and start buying and holding dogecoin? If so how soon?

What company would make dogecoin go spike exponentially if they adopt it?

>>28116268
I think Elon knows something we don't. The fact other celebrities joined the fight should be interpreted as a sign.

That one anon here that posted "I have a bit of DOGE just to say I was part of the meme." a few months ago? What's your stack look like now?

>sell at 7.7 with intent to rebuy at 7.5
>immediately starts pumping again

You're welcome brothers, go on without me.

>>28116630
Isn't it likely it dips when reaching 0.09 as well?

>>28116668
based

Bought a shitload @<0.01
Should i sell?

>>28113760
if you played your cards right and invested in a couple of coins that multiplied in value, let's say x2, you could make it if you sold at x2 around 10 or 15 times in a row. alternatively if you got REALLY lucky, you could make it after selling at x100 3 times in a row.

>>28116840
Every time, fren. We weren't meant to make it.

People don't be panicking morons, we are so close, let's sell at 10 cents.

>>28116965
DIAMOND PAWS FREN

>DOGE has no more value left for Elon
>meme coin
>ADA has a bright future ahead

Should I sell my doge at this hypothetical peak and just go out and buy ADA?

If you back out now you're not going to make it.

>>28116867
Probably a little, yes. I expect 0.1 to be relatively tougher to reach than any previous digits, but I'm confident we'll hit it.

OMG NO NO
THIS GAY NIBBAS TRY TO WIN THIS THREAD WITH THEIR TRASH
DON’T BE AN IDIOT WHO BELIEVES THEM

> I AM CLEVER ENOUGH TO USE PLAYCENT AND DON’T VISIT THIS SHIT THEY ASK TO USE

>too stupid to know how to swing
>I have to hold

Hodl me bros and dont let me lose $500. Ill never be able to recover.

>>28116965
How much? Can you afford to lose it?

>>28117066
>selling at 10c and not $1

>>28117084
Diversify, why not both? Dedicate one day's worth of pay to a cheap coin you like.

>>28116689
in just 2 weeks doge had bigger exposure and media attention than btc had for years
the companies that could boost doges popularity even further would be giant tech
aka google, microsoft and amazon
but i doubt it will happen soon
they would more likely to make their own coin

>>28117088
Checked

>>28117142

That's not being stupid, that's playing it safe with taxes and a relatively volatile coin.

>>28117180
I would but my current wallet is too small so I want that 1 dollar dogecoin to gimme some good shit.

ded

Dog gif

>>28117066
Yeah
Sell
You know that's the reason it's so stable and growing
It dumps a little, everybody buys.
Than it goes up, everybody sells, and waits for it to dump again, than buy even more.
It's the perfect ponzie scheme.
The winners are the ones hodling big bags
500k holder here
I'm not selling

>>28117220
I quit smoking cigs and put the money saved into coins.

>Tfw can't believe these climbs or falls as long as Bitcoin is undecided about the direction.

Bitcoin should just correct and establish a proper bottom so we can start growing again.
For now all alt coins react to it with really aggressive moves and I don't like it.

>>28117180
I am going to sell at .98 and rebuy it once it dips after everyone dumps their shit at 10ct. I only have 3.5k DOGE that's nothing and I have to wait another month to invest (gamble) more

>>28117132
...Anon what?

>>28117312
But I literally can't hold big bags, that's why I wanna take advantage of the pump and dump as much as possible.

>>28117273
same here anon. I plan to sell and then reinvest in something else and then I'll probably come back to DOGE when I have a bigger wallet

Oh Doge... Oh God.... I'm gonna... IM IM IM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPPPPPPPPINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>>28117132
Ok anon it's time to take your pills I think

>>28117470
>I plan to sell
You chose wisely.

For relaxation and comfyness:
>>>/wsg/3779094

just put all my shekels into doge. To the fucking moon boyz!

>>28117371
If it can make it past the 10c wall, I'm in for $1k more in coins and letting it ride to $1 or more.
Pay close attention to this coin boys, it's got some spunk.

>>28117310
>heels

>>28115648
>t.faggoty bag holding nigger
i love these post peak 'diamond hands' rekt threads

>>28117455
I paid like 4500$ 3 weeks ago for 500k
My wife said she will kill me for putting so much money in a shitcoin
Now i am at 8x

>>28117142
Never put in more than you can afford to lose. Sell as soon as possible at a profit, then reinvest 100.

Why is everyone freaking about about selling and dumping right now? It's been going up fairly consistently. Every dump that happens recovers almost immediately.

>>28116258
to my knowledge, none of his supposed wallet has sold any doge yet

>>28116268
yes. BTC is the test. eventually it will move to other coins.

>>28116003
a $2.48 paper loss....anon...

>>28117638
MUCH GAINS
BIG WOW
GRATS FREN

>>28117336
See? Smart strategy. Shoot, to buy Doge while it's gaining traction, I just decided not to eat out this week, spend that cash I would have used on Coin.

>>28117695
they're trying to scare everyone into selling so they can buy the dip

Missed the 0.75 bus, when should I buy again?

>>28116131
Because Muskie just bought 1.5 bill of btc faggot

>>28117638
sell 2x your initial investment & buy her something nice
nothing makes bbc more tempting then a broke husband who didn't listen

>>28117702
>test most stable coin in market
>move to DOGE for the peepel
Elon isn't a billionaire by chance

>>28117695
That's why it's going up
Everybody sells for 10$ profit, and buys again, and adds another 10$ out of the own pocket thinking it will make more gain
Ponzie

>>28117638
It's a shit I won't be able to do that for a while, but grats senpai!

>>28117617
Lol no one here is rekt on the doge. We've all made money.

MY FELLOW WAGIES ON OUR LUNCH BREAK HODL

>>28117852
Not selling as long as normies keep playing the ponzie scheme

>>28115648
Such a comfy hold

>>28117638
>Having a wife
>Tells you what you can or can't do.

Never going to make it even if you make it financially.

Where can I buy Dogecoin without KYC bullshit?

>>28117765
Thx bro
I really took a big risk on a hunch

>>28116142
>2/9 Doge hits .1
>massive sell off
>Doge drops to .09 then immediately surges to .11
That’s been the pattern, no reason to assume otherwise. #DogeStrong

>>28117371
>>28116840
>>28116371
Query. What app or service art thou using to sell thine coin? I use Doge by Freewallet presently, yet they lack A sell function (or so it seems, Perhaps I am mentally deficient).

>set a limit order for 0.075
>Proceeds to short dick me for the past hour at 0.076

Meme magic is a fickle thing. It's like fey magic, it holds no allegiances and it has a bad sense of humor.

How many doges have you adopted?

>>28115648
>>28107220
>>28103645
I'm on uphold. They say they want my SS# so they can report me for taxes. If I just don't give it to them will they not report my gains? I'm by no means a big hodler, between upholds withdrawal fees and added taxes it'll probably make this worth a lot less.

>>28117852
>afraid of getting cucked by nogs
lmao, ngmi

>>28117550
Remember to only play with money you can and expect to lose.

>>28118033
Nah....my wife's cool
She said she would kill me,but not like you think....it wasn't like an imposing "i"ll kill you" but more like a i'm worried but i trust you "i'll kill you"

>>28118197
8600. I plan to make it an even 10k after payday.

I'm going to sleep frens
pls don't wobble the coin around as much as you did last night

>>28118197
2250 ;3

>>28118197
>125k @ 0.021
COMFY AF BOIIIIII

irrefutable FUD

>>28118230
I feel sorry for you burgers. One of the few times where the tax code is better in Germany

DOGE EAR IS COMPLETE BOYS
SEE YOU ON THE MOOOOOONNNNN

>>28117804
Anyone?

>>28116965
Sell enough to make back your initial investment. Selling off a rough 12% of your coins now is much better than sleeping through a dump and waking up to see that you now have to eject 33% to make back your money.

Giving up now makes you lower than scum. Hold tight anon!

>Mfw 30,000 Doges adopted

>>28118402
>plebbit is seething even harder than all pajeets of /biz/
kek

>>28118402
>hard cap of 5 billion new coins every year
>every year 5 billion coins becomes a smaller piece of the total pie of coins in circulation
>also take into account lost wallets etc

>>28118486
>>28117804
asap, we're on the way to 0.1 after all.
>>28118384
Fuck man, I wish I had gotten in that early.

The tides are turning.

>>28118297
Based healthy relationship.
Have and raise many children and be present in their lives Anon.

>>28118402
>lose value
>actually jumps in value every few years
???
we live a clown world nothing makes senses, just your money.

>>28115648

Should I still hold my AMC stocks? I'm at 250 dollars down from a 300 dollar investment

>>28118145
Binance

>>28118145
binance and stop limit orders

>>28118669
I have 2 kids, but unfortunatly i'm a long haul truck driver.
I'm trying to make it, to stay home

>>28118819
Good for you anon. Good luck and hope you make big.

>>28118733
have we learned nothing?
Buy the dip.

POMPEN KKR HOND

>sold at .043
Well fuck.
Good luck to you anons.

>>28118819
Good on you Anon, Remember, healthy loving relationships where both parents are present in their kid's lives statistically prevents mental disorders and suicides.

>>28118819
Wholesome/10 hoping for big gains for you fren

>>28118402
Try replace all the Doge word with Dollar and that statement is still true

>>28116668
Are you me? Same amount same decision lmao

>>28116380
Use bittrex

>>28118756
>>28118809
Thanks to thee, fine gentlemen. I wish to you both handsome women, filled coffers and a life worthy of song!

>>28118339
Remember the teachings of gondola anon: don't act, just observe and experience.

>>28118819
You will make it.
I'm expecting my 2nd soon.

>>28116840
Don't do this. Too volatile>>28117034

>double top

>look at charts before waging starts
>8 cents
>break
>look at charts
>still 8 cents
That dog is made of fucking adamantium

>>28118916
Thx fren
Hope you make it too
See ya on Forbes

>>28119048

>>28119301
Bonjour.

>>28117695
They're shilling m8
It's been on a steady rise for days now, they're trying to frighten people into selling because they've either got a low buy order in, they missed out and want everyone else to lose money or they're shorting

>>28115648
Spent 3 grand at 8.4 and I don't regret it, turn it to 30 faggots.

>>28119301
Hello Mr. and Mr. Bogdanoff. Whatever it is you're planning on doing now, I would strongly advise against it if you know what's good for you.

>>28119235
Thank you based anon. I hope you make it.

Cup and handle, last chance to buy your ticket now, we're going to the moon

THREAD THEME! PUMP THIS SHIT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWFUo8_Ub1g

how much $ do you think Elon is swinging on DOGE rn?

Anyone know of decent Android widgets where I can watch the doge price live on my home screen?

>>28115648
going to 9 again tonight. 1 cent floor raise every day. 91 days to go.

>>28116380
You fucking dumb retard, coinbase does NOT sell doge

>>28117142
You won’t lose the 500 completely at least lol.

>>28119692
he just wants to shill normies into whatever shit coin he is holding buy getting them to sign up. high effort as fuck.

>>28119528
shit music go away

>>28119692
did... you read his post? he is buying BTC on coinbase, and is trying to transfer it to binance so he can buy doge.
C'mon, man.

give it to me straight, is it only going up from here? I want to dump some money into it but it seems too high at .086

>>28119926
they will tell you it's going to 10 dollars

>>28119926
Massive spike incoming, buy now, sell at peak and buy even more at the dip afterwards

>>28119926
It's been going up steadily for the past week. If you buy in now you're almost guaranteed to profit unless you get BOGGED.

>>28119926
ausi-bro. let me let you in on a little secret. buy and hold before elon dumps bitcoin into doge and sends it to 20 cents in the next few hours.

>>28118402
That's bv whh intend on making bank with this coin.
I enjoy playing on hard mode.

When I win with doge the pussues will see that new things are possible, you just gotta do it.
Hodl

Feels good to have bought $700 of DOGE when it was below one cent.

>>28119862
It's the same artist that did the music for the original you massive retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000al7ru3ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMLHCMc91c

>>28116003
Learn something from feeling like that at least

>>28120041
>the pump is near
<the pump never comes

DOGE HAS ALWAYS BEEN #1

>>28120251
you get the rope

Don't forget the 9 PM EST dump.

>>28119926
It's probably going up.
I'm hearing about dogecoin on normie radio stations.
It's also seems to be stable at .07-.08?

>>28119179
>mfw every argument against doge applies to fiat
>except fiat doesn’t even have a yearly cap

>>28120377
It reached the radio? Damn bro.

>>28120377
>doge stable at 0.08
Be honest, how many of you peak buyers last week never thought you’d see this day?

>>28120347
>pomp to 9c by 9pm EST
>sell off after 9pm EST
>new floor set at 8c

>>28115648

Is dogchain.info a legit wallet

>>28120347
yup, that's the time to buy in and get the profits from the next day.

>>28115648
Elon pushes doge to distract you from silver
each of his cars use over 1lg of silver
go look how much that is.

>made 300 euros buying dips and selling peaks today

its too fucking easy

>>28120251
Learn to read a chart
>ngmi

>>28120495
>be me
>mined 15k dogecoin in 2013
>come last week to see 0.07
COMFY AF

>>28120495
>tfw bought at 0.05
Was there ever any doubt?

As soon as my etransfer clears and this dips again I’m dumping $500 more into it.

>>28119600
He could afford to toss a few mil and hold.

please just let my .08 limit sell go through damn

>>28120540
Capital gains tax in burgerland is so cringe. Wish I could be doing the same.

>>28115648
dogecoin is done. easy 100x with BurgerKoin (BKNG) get in and be one of the first 100 wallets, once in a lifetime opportunity
>>28120733
>>28120733
>>28120733

>>28115648
>dogecoin
>>28115909
>i bought 200 dollars worth. wish me luck, bros.
>>28116109
>It's obvious we need more influencers to endorse Doge
>>28116142
>Should I place my sell order at 0.0997 or is it gonna go well above 0.1?
>>28116182
>Welcome aboard and good luck.
>>28116247
>this coin is a long term hodl anyway.
>>28116258
>Elon

>>28120901
PUT YOUR POO, IN THE LOO

>>28120604
>be me
>mine 50,000 dogecoin early 2014
>sell it in 2018 because I thought the joke was over
>see doge shooting up again
>regret.exe

You doubted me and yet here we are back at $0.08.

Have some faith anon, this is the way.

>>28120171
so? music sucks ass stupid zoomer

@28120901
honestly anyone who buys into this shit deserves a permanent loss
@28120999
I know you need more people who are interested and gullible but kindly fuck off, I need the retards who help me swing this shit, I'm not done with them yet
I'll come swing your shit when I'm done with this and McD's coin
>>28121100
checked

basically imma hold my bags until doge is worth either $5 or become worthless, i'm going either for early retirement or nothing, since getting like $20k is fucking nothing, getting a new gaming computer wont or a car wont change me tedious wagecuck slave life

>>28120901
fuck off

>>28121118
Mr. Elon - why do you pump doge with your own money?
As soon as it stops, doge is kill.

Your money is the lifeline.

>>28120901
>bastard copycat of MCDC
>shilling it in /DOGE/
Get out Pajeet. Post hands.

Descending stairs pattern in the 15 min view

>dogecoin is done. easy 100x with BurgerKoin (BKNG) get in and be one of the first 100 wallets, once in a lifetime opportunity
>>28120733
>>28120733
>>28120733

Rumor has it 1 DOGECOIN will be $2 by the end of the year. Many start ups using it as an entry point.

>>28121160
Holy fuck ur new

>>28121118

>>28120873
Wait how can I get fucked by this?

T. Retarded American

This is literally my teenage cyberpunk matrix wetdream coming true because Elon is a huge fucking nerd with enough power to change the game

Also stock markets gonna pop again and crypto will see another poooomp

I’m actually really happy it stopped going up so hard.

Sharp rises cause anxiety and would scare away normies, if it levels out for a bit to establish a resistance floor, that’s also good. I mean, doge to the moon and all, but realistically this isn’t bad either.

>>28121202
It is beyond your understanding, do not fight the process. Soon, the moon my child.

>>28121202
It started with elons cash money, but the reaction is now self sustaining.
doge group on plebbit went from 200k to 1million in a week

How many Grimes coins do you all have?

>>28121375
>>28121389
>self sustaining
Bold, ambitious..

>>28121369
its only leveled out because theres gigantic sell walls and not enough people trying to buy
a whale will dump and send us back to sub .07 before the end of the day bet

Those GME fags should get in on this with all their gains from today

OH WAIT

>>28118197
230,000 @ 0.024

>>28121118
>Elon has gone from leddit meme man to the anti-Bog in the span of a week

What a timeline

>>28121508
the whales are dying out, they were slowing us considerably during the start that is why it took so long to reach 07 floor, but the leviathan devoured their pathetic whale walls, and now there aren't many left, what helps is also the fact the growth is so rapid it prevents whales from doing any meaningful swing trades, the dips are too smol

is tesla buying and accepting bitcoin good bad or neutral for dogecoin

>>28121515
>GME
is this Grimes?

>>28121167
>since getting like $20k is fucking nothing

Imagine if you had put that 20k into doge when it was under a penny.

>>28121564
what are you waiting for? whats your cashout limit?

>>28121684
Bitcoin is the bougie
Doge is the commoner

>>28121697
i didnt have 20k to gamble on dogecoin when it was basically worthless

>>28121684
legend say he bought bitcoin to pave the way for dogecoin

>>28121685
No, he's referring to the GameStop stock from wsb

>>28119313
>he thinks diamond paws is just a meme

Any predictions for today?

>>28121609
I'm glad you finally understand. I am your ally.

>>28116003
What app?

lol this is so quiet
everyone waiting the fucking tweet

>>28121877
0.065 - 0.070

damn fellas i was gonna buy this for 3 cents like 3 days ago but didnt because i thought the pump was over

>>28121798
Yeah. What I'm saying is that 20k could go a long way in whatever the next meme is.

>>28121375
this is not ze end elon

I WILL DUMP EEEET

Don't get me wrong guys im super happy I got in on .025 and 367k doge but look at the board....... so many people who don't understand fingerboxes

>>28121877
Grimes coin is announced by Tesla

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DIP BACK TO .075 SO I CAN BUY MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>28121934
ETA?

>>28121957
Bog. This again.

>>28122018
2-4 hours

>>28121877
It’ll stay stable around the .08 mark all day. Tomorrow it’ll go higher. The .085 sell wall is huge though, might take to the end of the week to bleed the whales dry.

>>28120901
I'm sorry friend, but we are all a little too autistic to fall for it.
Also, Wrong thread.
Post this in WSB on Reddit however... I'm sure you'll have plenty of takers.

>>28122003
is this Grimes??

>>28121957
He doesn’t stand alone, bog. Your time is at an end.

>>28121877
grimes starts an onlyfans with elon

>>28122003
Just buy and hold you dumb day trader

>>28122052

>>28121375
>>28121957
>>28122110

will Grimes release the Art Angels coin?

How is it that Bitcoin decides to start crabbing after such a massive fucking candle.
I bet this damn thing is going to pull a massive bart out of nowhere in a day or two and drags everything down with it. That usually happens in situations like this.

>>28122143
and they accept doge as payment?

>>28122161
dont cal me dumb :(
mkes me sad

I only have 700 dogecoins...ill make it when we hit 1k per coin...

>>28122071
Im going to hodl dogecoin fir years but even i think saying shit like this is pure fucking cringe. It's starting to sound like WSB talking about how 'not all the shorts are covered yet, trust me bros'.

Dogecoin will get past .1 eventually but, beyond that don't expect rapid growth. It's time to begin the real hodl. The post-hype hodl

>>28122052
>>28122110
you DARE to stand up to moa?

muy bien, then i shall destroy you both

>>28122403
It's okay anon, I only have about 3k and some change, kicking myself for not buying when it was fractions of cents, but We still stand to make a decent chunk of change

>>28122403
Start buying more in slow drips. Invest 5-10% of every other paycheck and hodl. You'll have plenty of time before 1$ trust me

>>28122403
>1000
i hope you're a vampire fren

>>28122403
Pro tip, put some money in before people get their neetbux/paychecks (so Monday and Thursday) for biggest poomps, but there's not a lot of timing to this, just throw money at it and have a nigger tongue your anus

>>28122584
is 5 days really a long time?

I’ve got friends texting me to buy it before it “blows up.” Let’s be real, this thing doesn’t have too much further to go does it? Some people have put every penny they’ve got into it. Is there a remotely decent chance for it to explode?

If it dumps when I go to sleep I blame you fags

FBN just did a big lunchtime segment on DOGE.. pack some coffee and doughnuts lads, and Strap in for the moon!

>>28122496
"Muy bien" is Spainish, not French you fucking retard

Can't even spell "moi" right lmao

What model tesla are you going to buy with your gains when this is all over anons? Personally I'm going with pic related

>>28122712
It will be very difficult to go past 10c but may happen

And when meme is dead in around a month it will drop back to 3c

>>28122759
facebook has news segments now?

>>28121353
Every time you sell for a profit, you owe.You're just going to be filing a fuckton of it and you'll have to hold on to a decent amount of your profit. Shits just too stressful for me, I'm just gonna hold and go to the moon

>>28122822
Maybe it was on purpose to sound like those villains that drop a couple spanish words.

>>28122678
It's not going to 1$ anytime soon bro. Sorry. It's going to be a patient game from here on out. Besides if Dogecoin hit 1$ in a weeks time it would literally crash forever because all the normies would sell. The only way this Crypto survives is through a slow drip. Literally no other possible way. You NEED people buying in at values like .25, .5, .75 etc --- in order to sustain itself long term.

>>28122822
Both romance languages go fuck yourself back to reading-it.

>>28122828
>buying a washing machine with wheels

no thanks

>>28115648
>alright lets get into this memecoin business
>sign up for coinbase
>sign up for coinbase pro
>go to buy dogecoin
>it's not there
why are things so difficult, what do I have to do now?

>>28122712
E-Lawn just put a billion dollars into crypto's backbone and wants doge to allow pajeets around the world to buy his go carts. Do you know how many chinks and pajeets there are? A gorillion. Do you know how many of them are tech savvy and money hungry? Every last one.

>>28122967
how does the irs know when you sell if you keep it in an exchange?

>>28115909
I only had the money for 15$ worth right now, here's hoping Bog smiles upon us

>>28122991
Thats like saying Dutch and Swedish are the same because they're both germanic, retard

>>28122712
Last week it was at 0.04 and people were screaming to dump, saying it would never go higher.
Here we are a week later, 2x and holding.

FUD need not invest, but will you honestly miss the 10-20 bucks you would've lost on your next doordash order?
You might as well just grab and forget about it. it could pay off and the barrier to entry is hilariously low.

>>28122712
To be quite honest dude most redditors rn are just having fun with it. If yiu look at their faggot sub sure tgere are hyoe trains but most of them are just having fun learning what a wallet is and how to trade. They're enjoying themselves. It's good for Crypto in general. The faggots waiting for 100x overnight gains are fucking retarded

So we're all hodling until we're substantially above 50c right?

>>28123008
Try binance?

>>28123052
Exchange reports taxable events

>>28123008
>Robinhood

>>28122967
This doesn't apply to wagies making under 80k/yr married right? They cant tax me if i make 10 dollars in profit right

>>28123049
I saw he put into Bitcoin. Did he do anything besides tweet about doge though? Genuinely curious here since I hear about it so much right now.

>>28123161
If by "substantially above 50c" you mean 5$, then yes

>>28120999
Wasted digits

>>28123194
the IRS doesnt care about that

>>28123194
they will tax your $10 profit

>>28123161
50c will never happen, when will you fags learn

15c is the limit and that's being v optimistic

>>28123194
They can and they will. The IRS no likey when you don't report capital gains.

>>28123244
He has the leviathan wallet with the binary morse codes, hes being as obvious as he can that this is the way he wants it to go, and as the world's richest man, it's going to happen with or without you

>>28123357
they used to say that 1 cent will never happen

>>28123194
Not a tax lawyer but yes, there is a lower limit on what amount of gains they can tax you on. Technically you are still supposed to report any gains, but under 1k they usually don't even bother. Just keep all your receipts in case you get (((audited)))

>>28123357
>Limit

Says the guy who sold at .02 and is butthurt he bailed.

Just seen this doing the rounds.

Anyone with brain can explain?

Be honest /doge/, is this shit going to hit .075 any time soon or should I just buy at .08?

>>28118141
A pattern can't hold forever and the floor keeps rising faster each time. At some point this has to level out a little or fuck up.

>>28123143
yeah whats the worst that could happen besides losing literally 95% of your money on a fucking meme if you buy in now

>>28123357
Why is everyone in this board new now..... wtf happened

>>28123357
FUD and cope. People on this board mistake their hatred for technical analysis. If you think the price of everything revolves around how much you hate it, then you are one stupid fucking solipsistic retard

>>28123194
Some of you fucking retards need to go to school and get an accounting degree, holy fuck

>>28123544
you can see the new cup forming

>>28123357
a month ago when i bought dogecoin and started asking about it on /biz/ everybody told me that it would never reach 2 cents and that it wasn't worth holding, yet here we are at 8 cents.

>>28123544
Steady rise in value, dips are profit taking.

>>28123357
>>28123469
>>28123501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FVk2k4qsM

>>28123557
It might hit .7 sometime tiday. Set a limit buy and go take a nap. Go do something constructive with your day.

current floor?

>>28123557
You missed your shot like 6 hours ago. .8 is the new floor

>>28123501
Nigger I have a 200k stack, just not being retarded

When momentum is lost everyone will dump on you and you get GMEd

>>28123602
>oh no, I lost pocket change
see
>>28116113

Is it going to pump any more today?

Yeah the naysayers are fags
This shit can go up to $10 in my opinion. Not overnight, but hold until like 2023 and see what happens.

>>28123606
Anon, you keep asking this question, but deep down you know the answer.

>>28122896
Fox Binness News

>>28123740
You can't get GME'd with this you fucking retard. What are you gonna lose, three meals at McDoonalds worth of money for 2000 coins?

>>28123773
i dont disagree but im waiting for the real dip/crash at .1

>>28123735
I know, fuck
>>28123717
Already did and just stocked up on more groceries because we're supposed to get slammed with more snow all week.

>>28123602
If youve invested any large sum of money that you can't afford to lose into any crypto at all, then you are a collosal faggot. Stop assuming everyone is both as poor and as fucking brain dead as you. Most people only have 300$ riding this which is fucking chump change if you're not a pathetic cock cheese NEET

>>28123193
Robinhood just got busted for underselling (someone buys at 2 bucks they buy for 1.8 and pocket the rest) and also blocking purchases they didn't like. Even sold some people's stocks for them, very illegal. Don't use Robinhood.

>>28123131
I bet the reading comprehension portion of tests had you in the retard classes.

>>28123924
i like how you retards rationalize bad bets

>>28123800
I understand that anon, but it wasn't like this with the gme pnd. Every hour that goes by there is 100 more newfagretardfagbitches.jpeg joining, last good discution thread for doge was like 3 days ago jeez.

>>28123557
Around 10 pm est if the pattern holds true

>>28123888
I'll probably cash out at .1 and buy back in at whatever it stabilizes to.

>>28123008
Bittrex (glitchy but has all the crypto) or Binance.

Tell it to me straight Dogebros.. FOMO in now or wait for the 9pm dump?

>>28123840
>being a sub 100k dogelet
Ngmi

>>28124034
>discution

>>28124034
GME was because of reddit, not 4chan, and you're a colossal faggot if you try to say or think otherwise. If anything, your dumb ass probably made an account to start posting on wsb while larping here about le reddiots epic bad
Fucking retard

lmao Kraken is absolutely shitting the bed again today

>>28120313
I would call this .gif
2 Minutes of Scoop

>>28124034
I know. Just avoid these threads honestly, it's mostly shitposting anyway. Just watch the charts.

>>28123840
... you do realize that the percentage matters not the coin's value, right? Of you lose 50 percent of 1000k on doge you've lost 500 euros.

>>28123602
95% of... your pocket money. Only invest what you intend to lose. Don't eat out for a week and use the money you would have spent to buy Doge, or Shop at Aldi instead of WalMart or Target next time, pocket the difference, buy.
Never spend more than you can afford to lose.

>>28124100
oh nonononono not 30 days worth of no tendies
just eat ramen a few days a week you fat ass
bam, doge paid for

>>28123924
I have 2000 in at 3 cents lol
Feels good getting unemployment checks despite working

>>28124183
Woah, chill nigger.

>>28124017
Bitch i have 40k in savings and a giddamn job this is just fun fucking poker night boy, if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen faggot

>>28124232
no way man thanks for explaining something a second grader can grasp
Too bad you can't grasp just not eating McDonalds for a week

>>28123357
>50c will never happen, 2021.
>5c will never happen, 2020
>1c will never happen, 2019
>0.5c will never happen, 2013

I see a pattern, Anon. It doesn't look good for you.

DOGE coin isn't going to the moon..

Because it's leaving the whole goddamn solar system

>>28118402
Shhhhh let them learn

>>28124305
lucky you, they went all shyster on me and refuse to give me unemployment. oy.

>>28123193
Robin Hood: Steal from the poor, and give to the Hedge Fund Managers.

>>28124183
Are you ok ? Has the estrogen reached ur brain ? No one on earth thinks gme was bc of 4chan, we aren't fucking retarded like you reddit fags to get pumped and bumped by rabbi

>>28124098
Its always 9pm with you fags. Is that when mommy lets you play on the computer?

>>28124577
have sex, coping manlet

>>28123729
Stabilizing at $0.08

>>28124608
That's just been the trend though.

>>28124380
Doge is a meme just like GME
See what happened to GME?

When meme dies in a month doge will dump

Doge is not a long term hold

>>28124608
theres always a whale dump at 9pm

>>28124608
theres a reddit planned pnd anon

>>28124395
god damn I love anime dark elfs they're soo hot hnggggggg

>>28124699
hoping to squeeze in at .07 or lucky .069 or lower dip

>>28124369
5 fig bank accts tryna flex cringe af lmao

>>28124725
>when meme dies
>the meme is over a decade old already
Lol.

>>28124743
That's kind of the same thing he said t b h.

>>28124232
...which should, in theory, be nothing to you assuming you saved appropriately. Consider most stocks a loss upon purchase and treat the money you spend accordingly, from there any gain is a gift, and any loss, an expectation.

>>28124676
You will never be a woman, we laugh behind your back at ur deformed body

>>28124395
i need the sauce on that elf

>>28120495
In what world is a week or couple of days akin to stability? Oh to be young again

>>28124874
And the only reason it pumped is because of GME and Musk, otherwise nothing would happen

Visiting from /k/ just dumped $100 at .081 from my gun funds how long till I can sell and buy a new rifle?

>>28118402
Dogecoin's rate of inflation is constant, so the monetary debasement decreases each year. I know retards can't do math, so ill explain

> 5 out of 10 bananas is 50%

> 5 out of 15 bananas is 33%

> 5 out of 20 bananas is 20%

Wow would you look at that, inflation is decreasing over time.

>>28120532
Interesting take

>>28124924
artist BELKO

lmao why are reddit crypto freaks so triggered by Dogecoin?