/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28103075
what motor and fsd?

bently

>>28103075
If there is a way for me to transact bitcoin to buy a Tesla without paying cap gains taxes then same

>>28103075

I really want to like Tesla's EVs, but I can't get around the fact that they can remotely brick your car via software. It's stupid and overreaching, wishing now for Toyota to make an all-electric Tacoma.

>>28103075
Already pre ordered that thing for fun. We gonna have to make it. Let's fucking gooooo.

>>28103075
Yup, this or Model S

>>28103075
>basedbertruck

>>28103075
unironically considering it
the solar panel charge means you can just leave the world behind

Cyber truck seems cool but there’s tons of electric trucks coming out

CONSOOM

>>28103624
The taxes for selling $50k of crypto are actually 0% if you're a neet with no income, as long as you don't live in a cucked state with their own added capital gains tax.

>>28103075

Only the best.

>>28103543
unfathomably based

>>28103776

Until your truck gets bricked in the middle of nowhere because you missed a software update

For me its the Roadster

>>28103075
>>28103624
>>28103677
>>28103733
>>28103776
>>28103856
>>28104302
Go back.

>>28103776
didn't even realize there was a solar panel charge attached to this thing. what?

I've been cybertruckposting on here since it was announced. I'm going camping across America in that thing.

I legitimate thought this was a bait thread... Still unsure. Either way, fuck Elon and his normie followers

one of these, 4.7L v8 white paint 2 seater cab and the long bed.

3rd gen rams are the best!!!!!

Ford Raptor the most aesthetic pick up ever created

>>28104440
don't forget to bring the diesel generator with you

>>28104362
Come home retard. >>>/pol/

>>28104604
forgot image

still super reliable.

>>28103075
same

>>28104081
Absolute patrician. For me, it's the classic white.

>>28103075

>>28104362
Tesla is accepting bitcoin payments you nigger, if that circumvents me paying cap gains I’d rather drive a Tesla than give the government money. Tongue my anus

>>28104727
SOVL

Probably a fully specced matte black Model Y or Cybertruck

>>28104362
>he doesn't understand why EV's are based
ngmi

>>28103075
nissan figaro specifically to pick up my guests from the ferry and drive them to my cliffside estate

need to get them in the correct whimsical mindset

i already have the dankest car

>>28103075

>>28103075
you would literally eat shit by elon musk

>>28104362
Fuck off Mohammed, not falling for your oil scam again

Why do we have this exact same thread every 2 weeks? Do we collectively acknowledge this? Or are we pretending to ourselves we've not seen it 100 times before, including that ridiculous 1980s looking thing at the top?

Bunch of ricers and Gee Tee Ayy fags in here

>>28105231
That polygonal piece of shit will now be known as the Cuck Bucket and anyone who gets one is a mental slave

>>28105089
Is that a Peugeot 106?
Based.

>>28104784
>if that circumvents me paying cap gains
It doesn't.

>>28103075
>buy depreciating assets

Why don’t you be your own boss, anons?

>>28105381
You could send the payment for the Tesla from an anonymous wallet and say it was paid for by an overseas friend named Blind Eric. How are they gonna prove it was your payment?

>>28105625
You've never heard of Ciphertrace? Retard?
If you got anything through a KYC, you're fucked.

When the company went under for pic related they had a warehouse full of thousands and thousands of extra parts for everything, enough to produce thousands of new cars. Some rich boomer bought it all and now produces custom Deloreans for anyone that's wants them.

>>28105832
>Some rich boomer bought it all and now produces custom Deloreans for anyone that's wants them.
Fuck, didn't know that now I want one

>>28103677
Is there an open source car?

>>28103075
This is my future car too.... but have you seen the Cadillac lyric?

Look at these hoes I pick up with my ride.

>>28106028
unironically, anything <90s

>>28103475
tasteful

WHAT THE FUCK NO CHEAPIES AGAIN??
GIVE ME SOMETHIGN TO FUCKING PURCHASE
ONLY $POOLZ TOKEN CAN BRING ME MONEY NOW WTF
WTF IS GOING WITH OTHER TOKENS?!?!?

>>28105832
why aren't all cars made of stainless steel?

>>28103075
It’s official name is cuck truck.

>>28103543
In my home town we had a Bently dealership right next to the liquor store which was right next to the Dairy Queen......it was an odd little town

>>28105899
Same, you have to get quoted a price from the dealers though that changes depending on current inventory, and from what I've seen the average is around $100k...

>>28103075
for me, its the nissan niggermobile

>>28106283
it's heavy and expensive

>>28103075
Shit's less of a truck and more of a crossover design. It also looks uncomfortable as fuck unless you're a 5'10 manlet. Not a fan of crewcabs that eat up deck space like that, either.
Musk wasn't aiming for the truck enthusiasts when he designed this crap. Wake me up when there's a less meme-y electric truck, and it better be full-size.

And now, to completely remove all legitimacy from what I just said... For me, it's the Rolls-Royce Phantom 8 (extended wheelbase model): the vehicle that truly says you're a rich fucking bastard who doesn't give a shit.

>>28106028
wtf happened in that webm

>>28106283
Expensive, high maintenance, impractical for people living in humid/salty climates. Stainless isn’t some miracle metal, it still rusts it just takes a little longer.

>>28106731
he didn't have an open source car

>>28103075
that will be 0.3 btc

>>28106283
Aluminum is generally a better choice. Cheaper and weighs much less. Newer alloys are pretty strong too.

A guy I know rented a lambo for his wedding day, so he could drive off with his bride. he kept the car for a few days and during that time some fucker keyed it when it was parked. He lost his 3 grand deposit. Not only that but the weather on the wedding day was diabolical, and their honeymoon was shit. And i'm not making this up.

>>28107009
Aluminium isn't some miracle metal. It still rusts. Just takes a little longer.

>>28106731
Looks like someone was seriously pissed at some scumbags and managed to nail at least one of them.

>>28103075
no taste
>>28103475
taste
>>28103527
ballsy taste
>>28103543
devilish taste
>>28103920
poor taste
>>28104081
good taste
>>28104389
utilitarian taste
>>28104637
shit taste
>>28104697
>>28104727
humble taste
>>28104769
insecurity taste
>>28104836
gas taste
>>28104884
pensioner taste
>>28105030
pea taste
>>28105064
peek rio 1st class taste
>>28105104
boomer taste
>>28105561
adventurer taste
>>28105567
top gear taste
>>28105832
reddit taste
>>28106131
village taste
>>28106642
people secretly laughing at you taste

>>28107225
Okay i made that one up.

>>28107225
>rusty aluminum
Kek, found the underage.

>>28107225
The difference between you and >>28106732 is that >>28106732 is actually correct.

When you sirs do the needful my stack of RBC will buy the vehicle and the whore standing next to it

>>28103075
>tesla now accepts BTC
fucking based. I knew this would happen, I will never cash out

>>28107066
kek at enraged wagies keying lambo owners constantly

>>28103075

https://youtu.be/DF8WS8Tbpn8

>>28106642
I wanted a 1970s stretch Rolls limo (with chauffeur, of course) just like my grandparents had, right up until the pajeets took over RR and turned the brand into pooinloo designatedshittingstreets crap.

I miss their chauffeur. He was a great guy. Wish I could find him again.

>>28107532
BTC isn't some miracle coin. It inflates, it just takes longer.

Gonna take this baby out on track day

>>28103075
I'm not a car person so don't judge me

Lamborghini Countach

Not sure what vehicle I want dragging the trailer, but here’s the trailer. Any suggestions?

>>28107225
Pssst... Aluminum oxide is always present on the surface of bare aluminum and its hard. Postal truck bodies are aluminum and after 40+ years they are in pretty good shape despite never being washed and waxed, paint flaking off with age exposing bare metal.

For me, it's this

>>28107449
does it come with BBC for the girl?

>>28107726
it deflates not inflates

>>28107837
The only place aluminum was a bad idea was Fords idea to make truck boxes out of it. Dump a load of gravel in and have dents or holes in it.

>>28107827
92-99 GMC Suburban 2500

>>28105030
I hope pic related is you in the future, fren

>>28108054
Why would I devalue my property like that? You kikes need to get your minds out of the gutter.

I want one with wings.
Also need to have a computer and a nice couch and bed inside, so it can be used as a temporary house.
It could open up by the sides and expand its space while stationary.
The wings could have propellers for vertical flying. It would be a big car, indeed.
Then I would like to clone my Skyrim girl in a flesh body and bring her for a ride in the car. Feels so good to be autistic.

This but unironically

>>28105089
Based, very nice

>>28107449
JUST WALK AWAY

cyber truck looks fucking disgusting

>>28104655

road legal in europe
too bad they only made a handful and getting one isn't a question of money

>>28103075
no idea, i just want something safe and basic (but not ugly).

cyber truck literally doesnt even have a bed lmao what are you going to put in there your groceries

unironically this. Make a lil project out of it and make it into a lil home for myself, travel until I get bored, then retire on crypto gains I made while gone

Tri-motor

>>28109244
It does have a bed. Enough to fit an atv. With a ramp.

>>28109244
The bed underneath + you can strap implements

0-500K cash = car budget 10k
500-1MM car budget 30k

So to buy this I'd want at least 10M aka 10 BTC

>You should understand that most robbers do not actually want to steal all your money


That might be comforting if most beggars weren't niggers and therefore fucking retarded and shill fucking scam platforms

> Still you can see how they try to tell about fake shit 500%1500% rewards

That’s why I don’t listen to them and use my own pool on PoolzFinance lol

This beauty

>>28109380
Can also work at Post Office.
RURAL side. I'm waiting for freelance package delivery like Uber for packages. Will be hot among transients and criminals.

>>28106028
obviously a white guy driving

>>28103075

>>28109668
Doesn't amazon already do that?

>>28109244
So how is it any different from all the mainstream grocery haulers? Oh there is that one guy who drives around with his dirt bike in the back so everyone knows he has a dirt bike.

>>28103075
I high end bicycle.
Who the hell wants to deal with traffic and shitty roads?
I'm going to live somewhere where I can bike to get groceries from open markets.
Japan or France if they ever stop being pozzed.
If I have to have a car, I'm pretty familiar with Lexus's RX line and it'd keep me from having to get the thing fixed or do any of that other car B.S. due to it's reliability.

No it doesn't have a bed. And remember you can't lie on the internet.

>>28107809
Based and lude-pilled.

>>28109668
*knock knock*
>hello? who's there?
Got a package here for you ma'am
>oho, for little old me? my my
Oh wait, cringe emoji sorry, looks like this one's for me instead again haha

If you're going to make it, make it big.

>>28103075
For me its also the cybertruck anon but I dont know how much I need to be able to afford one. I'm not putting 5% of my portfolio into a depreciating asset that requires upkeep.

>>28103624
They literally announced this today anon.

>>28110408
They apparently will start around $40k, the top trim will be about $70k.

>>28103543
actually nice

>>28103075
Unironically a Mitsubishi Mirage. I love this car so much. I'm going to drive it until the wheels fall off (probably somewhere after 200k miles)

>>28103075
Same. If it lives up to hype should be the best car ever

my current car works fine, why would i get another one?

>>28103075
Im going to buy a Lucid Air. They go in production this quarter, and by the time they go public through SPAC i could afford one

>>28110744
>anything in the last 10 years
>living up to the hype
you guys never learn, do you?

>>28103075
why would you buy a cucktruck when you can buy russian monstertruck? push wagie out of the way. park where you want.

>>28111073
>push wagie out of the way.
>park where you want.
extremely based

I guess this. I'm not into wasting my gains like a nigger

>>28103075
i will buy my cybertruck with bitcoins

>>28111073
Rather have a Unimog. Imagine not Mogging everyone on the road.

Keep making these threads I'll keep posting the same car lol. Who wants a ride?

>>28109937
why even get the cybertruck if thats how you think. you're literally buying the most bazinga hype stupid product. good luck traveling anywhere interesting with a 200 mile range or whatever

>>28109866
checked. howdoyouturnthison

For me, it's the 2nd gen Tesla Roadster

>>28103889
no point of selling crypto back to fiat when it can be used as a currency outright. No capital gains tax. Also that is old way of thinking especially when the USD is being printed moar and moar

>>28111299
Oh I’d never buy a cuck truck, I was just saying most people who drive trucks use them for groceries.

>>28109866
BASED
get yourself a pet
a certain
MONKE
of sorts

>>28105778
you are an idiot. There is bitpay and many of us anons were bitcoin miners. What KYC

>>28111212
yeah they more modern but i like the look of the ural 375 and 4320 and for 6x6 they are insanly cheap/good value. and when i make it want to own vehicles that i can maintain myself. not some driving supercomputer where mister goldstein can track me at every second.

>>28107726
Its a deflationary system you fuckin retard

>>28111574
every time I see a Ford Raptor or similar:
>easily $80K+ OTD in packages and accessories
>jacked up suspension with $10K set of tires
>spartan helmet or thin blue line sticker or hitch cap
>never a spot of mud or dirt on it
>truck has never travelled 10 ft off asphalt
>disabled veteran license plate

>>28107837
Psst... I know, it was a joke.

>>28109380
The 4.0L straight six is a hell of a motor

>>28111888
You can buy spray-on mud on Amazon if you don't like driving your car on the grass. Seriously, check it out anon.

>>28103075
I don't have one because I'm never going to make it

>>28106773

Buttplug mobile

>>28103075
Cars are a liability, so it's best to buy a cheap but reliable car. Mitsubishi Mirage is cheap, reliable, and cool.

Obviously, because bitches and normies love it and the only thing I care about in a car is how impressed bitches and normies will be by it. I genuinely hate driving and I think it's extremely dangerous and I don't undestand how people can go out there on the road without constantly fearing for their life. The thought that some cunt can just have a small slip of his hand and murder me and my whole family terrifies me, I only drive when I absolutely have to.

>>28111195
I probably won't because there will be a 15% mark-up in the form of capital gains tax.

I would unironically pay in Dogecoin, since I don't own any, I could borrow DAI against my ETH, buy Dogies and then pay without incurring a capital gains tax, or minimal since the appreciation would probably be nothing in that short period.

>>28107765
>oh boy can't wait to tune that turbo up to 20%
>engine blows

it's a nice garage fixture I'll give you that

>>28112372
saved you a seat in your ride, anon

>>28112700
forgot pic like an autist

>>28105089
Based biznessman. Well done sir.

>>28112761
:(

>>28110634
My mom has this little toy. Is it good?

Big Za- I mean A U T O Z A M

If this isnt a signal, more companies should start accepting cryptocurrencies or they are missing out on a great opportunity. Winklevoss twins clearly were the big money that got in. Paypal was the initial flood gates that opened. Now Miami might make payments in crypto
https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/miami-mayor-bitcoin-invest-cryptocurrency
Others will follow suit or get left behind like India and Africa, a grave mistake.

>>28112932
well, from what ive seen and heard, it's a pretty good car. reliable, cheap, good warranty. im going to make it and im going to buy a mirage when i make it

This is the only answer faggots

>>28103075
same, going to get the cybertruck in this standard color scheme option

im ok with a c300 amg or even c200 amg pack, not diesel

>>28106731
White supremacist runs over brown kids.

>>28112725
Would be a decent move by Tesla to only allow crypto payments for new cars.

It's really just a revenge buy against GPB Capital...long story but fuck them and fuck Audi.

I bought my dream car in August 2013 after cashing out BTC at $100. Still have it.

>>28103075
Dodge Challenger. Such a badass car and also to pay my tribute to the US which is loathed by the majorit here in Finland

>>28107941
great choice

>>28113948
based

either this or an rx7

>go to try a car
>*honk honk*
>car seller ears start to bleed
>looks at anon, *smiles sharkly*
>anon you like to honk? this car can also..
>*HONK HONK*
>wtf anon do you..
>*HONKS LOUDER*

i will continue to drive my baby blue 2011 nissan versa hatchback

$3k civic

>>28114405
pssst
90s japanese peak humanity cars already expensive

>>28107274
We get it. You’re a European (faggot)

reminder to key teslas on sight

I already have a wrx. Probably will just get a suspension, some rims and a VIS hood. A small spoiler as the STI one is a bit much for me.

>>28115154
in aus theyre actually not that expensive but rx7 starting to get up there, 60-120k aud for one now, could get a r33 skyline for under 10k, jap cars all the way tho

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK SPICS
FUCK JANNIES

UNIMOG!

ITT anons who are gonna get robbed

>>28103624
Maybe read the news on Tesla retard.

>>28107941
Damn those 918 are fast as fuck

>>28106028
for what purpose?

>>28110124
>no constant load suspension

>>28103075

the cheapest used car i could find that won't break down

civic or camry or corolla

>>28118055
>doesn't know about barter taxes
Who's the retard now?

>>28118055
You still have to pay capital gains taxes even if you buy things with crypto

>>28103075
Will compliment my '89 Celica.

>>28109866
cheesesteakjimmys

>>28119151
Based. Used to have one of those.

Either this or an Ariel Atom

>>28103075
little man syndrome much?

>>28103075
Z8 is my dream car ever since i was a kid

Always has been. Always will be

>>28119151
when you ask a child to draw a car, this is what they draw. its the car.

>>28119661
Because someone wants to buy a truck? Are you jealous of truck chads?

>>28118678
It can adjust the angle on each axel, dumbass.

>>28119798
Yes.

And?

>>28120382
its a great car. why are weebs such insecure faggots? go have sex.

Elon pls

not those rims tho

fug

>>28112579
>Mitsubishi
>Reliable
Pick one.

For fun

>>28106731
The CEO of racism spotted some joggers on his way home, he let his car express its concerns

>>28111509
Purchasing something with crypto is a taxable event still, unfortunately. If you purchase a Tesla with bitcoin gains, you will owe the government a percentage of your investment's appreciation. Hopefully corporate adoption will change that, but I'm not idealistic enough to believe it would.

>>28121206
the mirage is reliable despite being a mitsubishi

>>28107274
send me your address so i can come and slit your throat you european faggot

>>28103075
Let me guess. you need more?

>>28113325
>the browns-mobile
At least buy a 1st world vehicle, not a crap mobile admired by poojeets

Mercedes is a bitch to fix, they're like Apple and play by their own rules. Buy a whitemans car

>>28106028
Dindu patrol.

Have you seen the road around Oregon?

>>28113948
pog, id be happy with a brand new RT, wouldnt even need to be an SRT. i personally dont really like the widebody though

>car
weak. Get with the true winners.

If I had a massive windfall probably a kit or something that looks like a ferrari but is made in and English speaking nation.

Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.

>>28106028
hahaha lmao

>>28123883
Not getting smart car kits. Shame on you.

honestly I'll probably just get a miata or brz

>>28103920
>>28111290
>>28113948
American muscle cars are obscenely fucking great, fucking love 'em

>>28123419
Yeah I don't mind really, some american muscle car which still looks unique. Could be a mustang or charger as well.

>>28108309
Nobody ever got rich by wasting money goy

>>28119911
>axel
Kek, this anon knows what he’s talking about.

>single car
for me, it's a garage with:
a c63 AMG 4MATIC wagon with the biturbo
1989 toyota hilux, diesel preferred
TVR Griffith
dodge demon
and about 3 miatas and an s16 to turn into drift missiles/track cars

>>28103075

Gonna pull up to the club in this bad boy with the hazard lights on, just getting all of the hoes

I've been needing a new car (i have a shit 2000 chevy cavalier) and I finally want a new one. My budget is 13k

I've been thinking about getting a Honda Element and taking the backseats out and putting a bed and shit in it (I live next to a huge camping and outdoors spot) but I've heard a lot of FUD about it. Anyone have any recommendations otherwise for a smallish camping vehicle? I don't care about aesthetics, more utility and I don't need a massive SUV.

>>28127818
What you should be looking at is the Dodge Grand Caravan / Chrysler town & country minivans. The wonderful thing about those is getting them with Stow `n go seating that fold into the floor. Pic is one with all seats down with a sheet of 4x8 plywood. That is your golden ticket. If you get the SXT model with towing hitch you can tow up to 3500 lbs in a trailer or otherwise.

a nice reliable nip truck for these shitty Canadian roads and winters

For me, it's the popup headlights

>>28103475
>>28104081
>>28107941
>>28109616
>>28113072
>>28113805
>>28114405

These are the good choices in here that are both fun cars and will appreciate in value.

>>28128518
Based, I want a brand new 4Runner in calvary blue, then an LFA for shits n giggles

>>28103075
In retrospect, the choice is inevitable