/biz/ - Business & Finance

Invest in China. A real economy with real growth. Unlike the US economy that is being propped up by stimulus and debt. Thank you daddy Xi for the gains!

Robin da hood IPO

CRBP...

>>28082636
If the stock market crashes so will the EU economy you faggot. Do some research how the US bank bailout saved the euro from collapsing.

swinging GME today bros wish me luck

ZOMBROS... THE POWER IS UNREAL!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

>Balls deep in JMIA

I’m a true African KANG

>>28082718
I 100% would invest in China, but I worry about the Honk Kong stock exchange not existing. And with A-shares I worry what happens when war starts.

But otherwise I'm bullish on China.

>>28082792
buy high sell low it's that easy

Daily reminder that if you can't solve this you should stick to Index Funds/ETFs.

>>28082802
Me too. What price did you get?

>>28082692
TNPX +34% premarket. Received guidance for Covid-19 skin test and patent approval for nerve and brain injuries

*hits crack pipe*
what if you SOLD leaps...

>>28082817
59

>ocgn isnt dumping

Okay now this is epic

>>28082781

>>28082718
*murders your CEO*

YOU PUSH IT

>>28082692
I know this is a meme but I get a bit upset when people here are too into the "nigger" "kike" "chink" "spic" thing. Makes me cringe a bit

>>28082807
There isn’t going to be a war. Amerimutts know they’d be wiped out within days. It is safe to invest in China, it ain’t going anywhere.

>>28082916
Imposter!

>>28082780
easy swing. Ride it up to the inevitable 11 oclock dump and start a short position down to 60

>>28082817
Wait isn't this algebra? The last few you've posted have been ridiculous IQ test samples from china so I'm trying to find the trick in this one.

>>28082842
Got in at $45 early Jan

ON
CLF
SILJ
AEZS
all momentum

>>28082939
Agreed. /smg/ is no place for racism. If it continues we won’t be able to keep having these threads.

>I know this is a meme but I get a bit upset when people here are too into the "nigger" "kike" "chink" "spic" thing. Makes me cringe a bit

You guys DID buy DNMR when I kept shilling it in /smg/, right? Up 100% on my investment since I started sperging out here about it.
Give it a look, anons. Want you guys to make some money. The strength of the brand and business plan is simply being priced in. If the company can actually perform well over time and they secure a few big contracts, they will become a very valuable company.
At least put it on a watchlist. I think it's very strong, and I want to pass it along to /biz/.
(reposted from the dead thread)

>>28082939
t. jamal shapiro chang gonzales jr.

>>28083010
nigger

>>28082802
Isn't that a German company?

>>28082817
350

>>28082939
>>28083009
niggers

Buy znga

>>28082802
>JMIA
>E-commerce in countries that have poor infrastructure

>>28082877
>up 17%
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28082939
You have been conditioned to feel emotional response to those words.
Just remind yourself that those are just that, words.

Did you guys buy the Friday KTOS dip? Don't worry, there will be plenty of opportunities to buy it for cheap before it hits $100 this year.

>>28082854
You make more money selling weeklies in terms of premium, and assuming consistent and not absurd price fluctuations, you are less likely to get assigned, too. The literal only reason I can think of to sell a yearly is maybe it saves you from short term capital gains tax, but I think early assignment would screw you on that, so why take the fucking risk?

Palantir deal with FB
are you ready retards

Reminder that if you don't wear a fleece jacket you're ngmi.

>>28082979
I've not posted any in a while but the only Chinese one was the captain on a boat. The answer was "there is not enough information". But yes that's also algebra.

SNDL chads report in

>>28083054
It will come crashing down in 2 hours

Man I sure hope VGAC does good today I need to remake some money I lost off meme stocks

Why didn't I buy more SNPR REEEEEEEEEE

>>28083094
>fleece jacket
Show them i am poor

>>28082946
I don't think the USA will ever fully engage in my lifetime, and China will win the economic war with the belt and road project and ip theft.

>still 3k down from that gme fiasco

>inb4 buy rolls royce

>>28082718
>>28082807

Your shilling is obvious and bad. No one would invest in any companys that have the CCP's hand up its ass elbow deep.
Gets delisted with no warning and is an absolute cunt to even invest in from overseas.

>>28083053
Sine they have poor infrastructure they're bound to build up, then...

>>28082939
Leave reddit tourist, there is no place for you in these threads.

>>28083154

might buy some GHSI today...

finally bought 70 shares of PLTR
>Palantir teams up with IBM
I don't think there's gonna be a dipperino

>>28083009
Nigger.
>>28082939
NIGGER KIKE

Hold GME lads.

>>28083180
They had like 50 years do it.

wtf /smg/ you fuckers told me that aqb was gonna go down cuz of share dilution and it's going up... i missed out on the mutant fish cheapies.

Lemme hear the bets for todays GME close.

Drink bangs and buy every dip

post bullish memes

>>28083073
It's not the words that make me upset, it's the people behind them. And I'm not saying actual racists, that's cliche, it's cringy teenagers trying to look edgy at the expense of his brother

>>28083093
vai perder td

SELL SELL SELL WERE ALL GONNA DIE

>>28083254
>mutant fish you can't buy in any supermarket
no thx

>>28082817
>believing in the number jew

>>28083274

>>28082882
>DNMR
interesting, but the market cap is already about $5B, surely it has limited headroom now

>>28082692
>wage cage hours 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
>your only hope of escaping the wage cage 9:30 AM - 4:00 PM
this must be some sort of sick, twisted joke.

What if I just copy whatever Scion Asset Management's two biggest holdings are when his 13F comes out?

>>28083319

Does anyone have a copy of the email some Anon sent to the UUUU CEO of our memes, and his reply?

>>28083199
I told myself I was going to load more when the lock up expired. I hold 45 @14 but ill try and make that an even 200 at the expiry date whatever the price is. Welcome to the winning team anon

>CLF finished its pullback and now ready to break out

TRANNIES WW@

hello wake the fuck up it's time to buy snapchat

Post crabs.

Pltr bros. Wtf what happened to the lockout

>>28082817
38,2791 but I probably made an error when calculating derivative.

SNPR to the moon (VOLTA merger)

>>28083357
In my first engineering intern job I bought stocks at my desk. It's the only solution.

>>28083381
I've been thinking of having some of Burry's picks in my port as well

when do i sell ocgn?
i'm starting to feel greedy

>>28083357
hey, wage slaves' masters need to be able to monitor the slaves and markets at the same time.

>>28082817
45

if you don't buy snap inc you will forever wallow in your poverty and poor choices

>>28083357

>>28082718
>>28082718
are jannies gonna ban this fuck or what

>>28083420
You know if it gaps up on open it will be filled right? I still think $25 end of March is possible, the only problem is that cunt will be so obnoxious.

What are the next couple of x 10 stocks I wanna quit my job

>>28083322
In the defense of this boards culture, most of the people here are much older than that of other boards (/v/ for ex.). Pretty sure avg age is like 30 in smg

>>28083274
$200-300 range. 9th when SI% comes out, 10k+.

thoughts on buying cd projekt stocks? company still seems undervalued

>>28083322
>vai perder td

Mais de 400 postos de trabalho pedindo experiência com a PLTR, até a AT&T, pega a visão pivete

https://www.simplyhired.com/search?q=palantir&pn=2&job=DMqscdb2B2t2Hw-cgKJAh8j12ZVDFB5l7UR0_05JACNuY_UvCL-Nfg

>>28082780
im tempted to do this too but its already uplike 12 in premarket

>>28083520
KTOS is 3 bagger this year. MAXR is 2 bagger. PLTR is 5 bagger in next 2 years. If you want to find 10 bagger then play casino or penny stocks.

>>28082718
>he thinks china’s economy isn’t artificial too

>>28083429
Hopefully it happens. I want to buy more :^)

>>28082817
>line goes down half way through
fake, line only goes up

>tesla has invested 1.5B in BTC
lol what a meme

>>28082718
Im already loaded up on BYD, HUYA and Xiaomi

>>28083381
He has MO. He is true chad

is there a good way to spot new trends to adjust pitchforks? obviously just leaving the pitchfork doesnt necessarily mean a new trend as it could return, so is there a way of doing somewhat accurately or is it just speculation?

>>28083274
47$

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>>28083536
they literally don't have any upcoming products for the next 1-2 years
their last game was dogshit while sales have gone down rapidly
I just don't get why you would buy that shit

>>28083593
elon musk personally holds $1.8 billion USD DOGE if you believe the rumors that he owns this wallet https://cryptonews.com/news/net-detectives-wonder-if-this-doge-whale-is-actually-elon-mu-9140.htm

>>28083536
>Print money with Cyberpunk2077
>Stock still goes down
Idk Anon there reputation is damaged beyond repair me thinks

I'm going to execute a UUUU 2c 2/19 call. I can sell right away for 300 profit. Should I be selling covered calls instead? I've never done it before. Anyone else in the same boat?

>>28083520
SQQQ

>>28083593
TSLA is a BTC and electric car ETF now. Incredibly bullish.

How much of a meme is RYCEY exactly? I keep thinking "surely it cannot go lower than this". Are we going above £1 once planes start flying again or are we going to .50 a share?

>>28082817
its 45mph and theres not even a fucking question

>>28083610
When China invades will we all get state-mandated factory created CCP cuties as gfs to ensure our loyalty?

>>28083593
We're so quirky like Elon. Now please buy our cars.

>>28083590
When is this supposed to happen?

>>28083515
I guess that’s one trade off for the steel gains, having that insufferable faggot spam this place

>>28082817
>going faster uphill than downhill
lmao retardb

>>28083154
Did a Chang fuck your wife or something? I'm going to keep buying Chinese stocks and there's nothing you can do to stop me

>>28083529
>Pretty sure avg age is like 30 in smg
Average might be but median is in the 20s. There is a long tail in the distribution that shifts the average.

>>28083322
Most people here just use it normally. It's like fag. It can be used as an insult but most of the time here is used in a neutral way. Outsiders don't understand this.

>>28083686
he likes the attention. 1B in BTC doesnt matter to an 800B company.

>>28082817
15?

>>28083470
embrace that feeling

>>28082817

answer is 299792485Nm^3 per second per second nigga

>>28083536
Not a bad choice for long term. Cyberpunk angry noises will fade and DLC and updates will pull people back in. Also, they do well with Gwent. Next release in a few years will go smoother

>>28083357
>doesn't sit on his yacht trading stocks

>>28083651
oh fuck he's going to sell Tesla models for DOGE isn't he

>>28083692
yes

>>28083101
Cope.
>>28083095
Ok so if it was just an averaging problem then it's simple, I would just need to find 30=(x+15)/2 which is 45mph.

>>28083685
lol, wrong.

>>28083700
Before their earning report that's on the 19th, I think.

What is this pattern called?

NOK bros...I give up

i doomped

>>28083224
You're a firstie right

AMC is going to pump hard Tuesday 120% short interest + wanda @50% market ownership AND 14000 $20 calls

yeah this is going to fucking moon

>>28083812
Not that simple I'm afraid.

>>28083740
Not wrong, but BTC gives TSLA a lot of opportunities to play with the electric and mining memes. It could be an interesting pivot to expand their product lines.
>TSLA solar roof and BTC mining heaters

>>28083016
>4.37 billion market cap
>4 employees

something doesnt add up

is it too late to buy BCRX

>>28082817
Is it considered bad if I put all my savings in a MSCI Index? :^)

>>28083878
how much are you bagholding?

Short Tesla
elon is the antichrist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4po_OK_w4I

These worth holding for a while? I figure ZOM might be at least until March when they roll out their diagnostics platform.

>>28083697
hmm, me thinks short time

>>28083520
thank you pete

>>28083867
Is that supposed to be some autistic inside joke that only 4 newfags that larp as oldfags know?

>>28083802
Haha they have funny looking eyes. I bet they're all dead now because they couldn't see the bus that ran them over when they tried to cross the street for deep fried dog.

>HE STILL HASN'T BOUGHT SNAP YET

>>28083593
This has to be the dumbest shit I have heard in years

>>28082817
t = d/s
total time = 2(miles)/30(mph)
total time = 1/15 (hours)

time going up = 1(mile)/15(mph)
time going up = 1/15 (hours) again so there is no possible solution, I guess that means you ought to stick to indexes as well

>>28083886
it helps his tech street cred also. no word on mining plans or other products.

>>28083800
... why the fuck would he pick DOGE?

>75% technology stocks
>25% silver/crypto

I've never been comfier lads

>>28083881
I just looked it up, that's clever, really clever. You win this time IQ tester, time to sell my positions and go all in on TQQQ

BUY SQ
U
Y

S
Q

>>28083054
It's already above the PT for March..... I sold. I also bought in at 0.35

>>28083571
>KTOS x3 would mean it trades at x15 revenue.
I mean if they get Skyborg 100% they go x3 but still assume they don't, what are you basing x3 on?

>>28083093
what about the employee sell of

>>28083994
smg was too busy with gme and clf spammer

>>28083610

today i will be selling my entire portfolio of BABA and AAL and go all in on SOXL. better days are ahead

>>28084034
Meme value

>>28083839
NOK has to be one kf the most clown world stocks. Every single day if you google "NOK stock" you're like 90% likely to find a new contract they've secured somewhere around the world. They're aggressive as fuck in their new business strategy and successfully securing guaranteed cash flows. And yet it only fucking pumps on GME meme shit and then nosedives back even after getting the spotlight to show people they it's no longer just a handset focused company anymore.

That said, I've been in then since September and have a $3.40 cost average. But what the actual fuck, I didn't sell at the top because I assumed the meme pump would sustain even after AMC and GME got shot.

>You should understand that most robbers do not actually want to steal all your crypto


That might be comforting if most robbers weren't niggers and therefore fucking retarded and give fucking dump projects

> Still you can see how they try to tell about fake dump 1000% income

That’s why I don’t listen to them and use my own pool on PoolzFinance rofl

>>28084029
"It's not possible" is also a valid solution.
>>28084053
haha, I shall continue my hunt for the perfect puzzle that will cause an equivalent autistic shitfit to the Amazon "interview" question.

>>28082817
I think it's 45 as well but it seems too simple, too lazy to think more

>>28083919
Finally someone else who sees this.

hey /biz/ just getting into trading. currently watching tasty trade videos on options trading and paper trading with my td account. I am thinking about getting a motley fool account.
Does anyone have any opinion or recommendations on stock advisors like MF? I just have a hard time "finding" stocks worth investing in and have a hard time understanding DD's still.

>>28083274
32

>>28083098
What's the move with SNDL

>>28083199
>Palantir teams up with IBM
That's actually really good. I've always been anti-pltr but considering that IBM could be considered their competition and are willing to team up is great news.

>>28083098
SNDL chad here with 2000 shares at 0,89

>>28083968
I honestly feel sorry for americans and europeans
you'll end up like china, only its going to be the scuffed degenerate corpo tranny version of what china has right now

>arkk
>Arkk
>moon
>Mara
>tqqq
>fngu

>>28084068
The amount of cotracts they get and the fact they still have undisclosed projects.

>>28083610
As a Jew I noticed the prices before the tits. Canada?

Ngl I'm starting to feel bad for anyone not holding PLTR by now

>>28083889
>4 employees
what are you talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danimer_Scientific

>>28083968
asian women are hot af
i will fuck tons of c-words after i make it

>>28084169
>'There is no solution' is a valid solution
Hmm, if you say so anon...

>>28083551
if you know anything about gayming you'll sence that they just got lucky with the witcher
they are creatively bankrupt and the only reason they might be afloat for one more game is because they bring poland international attention
they will go up, fags will forget about cp2077 launch and lies, scream "wew it got good" after 2 years of fixes
but don't hold their stock during the next release

>>28084091
their loss

>>28083536
>buy
too late, you had chance when it tanked after releasing cyberpunk, now its gonna crab forever

Alright guys. Newfag here. I only began learning about investing a few days ago. Any tips for making a portfolio? I just want to put what little I have into some stocks and forget about them for a few years.

I will remind you. You WILL REMEMBER

>>28084065
The price target I've seen is $3 but yeah this pump is hollow. It's just always exciting to see a +15% on something you hold.

>>28084203
Find a reliable metric to determine the cuteness of the anime girls here. compare that metric to the ticker shilled in the same post. this is how to invest.

>>28082817
pic related

>uncle went all in on NIO a year ago when everything shat the bed due to corona
>it went from $2.50 to $56

>MUH MULTI CLOUD MANAGED AI SOLUTION FOR ML IN THE CLOUD
is it really that simple to moon a stock

>>28084405
this cant be real

>>28083878
i have 100 shares left and i was going to sell covered call but im afraid because the last time i did this my AMC went from $4 to $19 overnight and i lost thousands

>>28084393
If you want to forget about them for years look for highly rated ETFs and maybe put 5-10% into some biotech meme that looks good.

Why do peole trade options? You can make decent money with little risk trading quality stocks with 0 leverage with a mere 20k.

>>28084419
$3 PT is assuming they will magically take more than 10% of the market with truforma on day one.

>>28084393
Invest in the sex sector

>>28084434
heck yeah

Anyone know if TTOO is a good buy?

>>28084348
>10 body
>that face
christ

>>28084182
He checks every requirement.
So much so that people aren't even seeing it.

>>28083878
HOLD THE LINE R*DDIT
Also RIP, the suicide prevention link is missing from OP?

>>28084478
Buy the hype sell the reality.

>>28084348
Asian girls definitely have the best thighs/legs

dubs and ZOM goes to 5 dollars
trips and zom goes to 10 dollars
quads and zom goes to 20 dollars
quints and zom goes to 100

>>28084436
99% of people don't understand what those words are but know that every tech company that does well is looking at them. That number goes up to 99.99% within the financial sector.

>>28084434
Where's the next +1200% play bros?

>>28084393
Vanguard etf or fidelity etf. Or ark etf...
That way you don’t even have to monitor the stocks. Cause if u forget about two or three of ur own choices their could be news u won’t hear and lose big money... buy in to an etf fund

Since u won’t be active

>>28084465
Let the gambling addicts lose their money

>>28084405
>dee squeeze haz nut happenedd fellow ledditor. die mond handz.

>>28084405
lmfaooo

>>28084348
>Non-flat chink
You know that's rare, right?

>>28084348
Post an asian with a big ass and I will agree

>>28084321
robinhood needs to update their stats

>>28083994
Interesting, might buy on a dip. I'm starting to think I'm buying too many different stocks though (about to FOMO into HOL)

>>28083623
yes. buy MO now and buy more if it dips. Burry got in fairly close to the current price

Kopin

KOPN
is this stock gonna keep mooning or crash?

>>28084591

>>28084465
if done correctly you can manage you risk pretty well. but 99% of traders dont do that.

>>28084465
maybe i’m just too retarded to trade options but i don’t understand why people dont just trade 3x etfs all the time. it’s proven that the stock market will always go up and outperform pretty much anything else and just letting ur money sit in one is maximum comfy

>oh, e sold?
>squeeze eet.

>>28084565
i bought 115 shares around $17 and sold at $33, I had no idea this would turn into corporate warfare between hedge funds

>>28084517
It's a clown market. I could see zom unironically hit $10 by March entirelydue to retarded retail investors. Either way, I took my 600% gains and left. Good luck

>>28084465
I made over $100k from a $6k investment in WKHS calls last year, holding only over 1 weekend.

>>28084405

>SQ after market

300 EOW

>>28084465
can you elaborate? I am trading with a small account so I thought options were a better bet because I am not leveraging all that I have into a stock.

>>28084544
>>28084458
Thanks fellas

>>28083149
I don't hate the thought of it. Tell me more. Looks like it could be a 2-3x or maybe even more over a year or two.
Or are they at risk of outright dying before recovery? Wouldn't the UK just bail them out? Or are they already slowly dying for unrelated reasons?

>>28084348
DOOPA

CRSR going up today bros?

>Futures Hit New Record High As 30Y Rises Above 2%, Oil Tops $60
>Gold and silver pumping
>Bitcoin blasting 10% hitting new all time high
This is just.. weird

>>28084671
at least you didnt fomo at $400 because reddit said so

>>28084649
alien face tho

>>28084689
You still holding anon. I can see that 100k being 300k if they win the postal contract.

>Musk is pumping BTC again
>WE CAN'T RUN A PROFITABLE COMPANY BUT LOOK AT THIS OTHER HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL EQUITY HEEE HEE
One of these days the SEC is going to get this guy. He already got removed a chairman for smoking weed with Joe rogan, it's only a matter of time. He's starting to feel himself too much. This guy is a fucking fraud.

>>28084689
Hey kid go fuck yourself

>>28084405
>spliffykillah
his name sounds retarded enough for this story to be legit

>>28084730
>Wouldn't the UK just bail them out?
how is that good for shareholders? looking to get Citigroup'd? or AIGd?

>>28084814
I bought weeklies on Friday and sold the next Monday.

Sell BB on open?

>>28084746

>>28084809
fag

>>28084679
Ye
>>28084584
North Eastern China, thank me later.

>>28084689
was sthere a catalyst like a big news story? i made $40k overnight holding 2 GME calls i bought on a whim 2 weeks ago

>>28082718
Would rather invest in Taiwan they seem to be making themselves indispensable

>>28084804
line only go up

I sold MARA and RIOT when BTC broke down below $30k. Still heavily in profit from the trade but how do you guys deal with this kind of feeling

>>28084823
hes an attention whore/he wants people to think hes cool so badly.

>tfw missed another BTC pump
stonks are worthless
what am I even doing here? FUCK

>>28084939
sry bro not a fan of the 20kg of makeup on a bitch thats all u tho,,

CLGN going to moon today
https://www.prnewswire.com/il/news-releases/collplant-announces-development-and-global-commercialization-agreement-with-allergan-aesthetics-an-abbvie-company-for-rhcollagen-in-dermal-and-soft-tissue-filler-products-879775901.html

They make artificial collagen used in things like 3d printing organs. They use GMO plants to make human collagen. Easy Deus Ex style company to buy and hold 10 years.

Posted it here at $8.Didn't shill it hard because the float is so low, ADR, etc

ARB taking off hory shet rettsu goooooooooooooooooooooo

>>28084944
It was the beginning of the hype so the momentum was there, in June I think. Remember it was a penny stock not long ago.

>>28084953
That’s fine too. An investment in Taiwan is a future investment in China.

Why the fuck did BTC just poomp like that?

>>28083357
Move to western Europe and trade in American markets. Then you'll have market open around 15:00

>>28085010
reminder that good ideas are better than value investing. Bet on the future.

>>28083878
I sold, I was up thousands and I "Held the line" too long. Cleared $1000 and called it a day, Good luck anon

Holy fuck look at pltr

>>28084953
Smart on their part Biden would sell them out in a heartbeat.

Reminder that Iridium (IRDM) is peak steady and comfy. +2.4% in pre, not too much, not too little, just comfy.

Is this what this board is like? Just frogposting?

>>28085042
is that t212? get off that shit man they are gonna cuckold you again the next time a stock fuckin POOMps

WHY DOES KTOS KEEP JUSMPIMG PRE MARKET IS IT JUST TAUNTING ME FOR NOT HAVING BOUGHT I KNOW ITS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN AS SOON AS I BUY

MARA bros WW@?

>>28085132
And anime girls. Welcome to 4chan.

>>28085156
what to use then? we don't really have many choices. I have my ISA here

>>28085132
also racism, now fuck off back to r*ddit, tranny nigger

I HAVE !20$! AND IM FEELING FRISKY
TELL ME WHAT TO RISK IT ALL ON

>>28085061
Because le epic meme man bought 1.5b worth of BTC, so it only makes sense BTC adds tens of billions in value

>>28085061
Musk

>>28084993
>not having both

>Bot Data for past 24 hours for /smg/ threads:
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>tesla investors love this btc buy!!
>tesla is in the SP500
lol

>>28082817
>1 mile @ 15mph takes 4 minutes
>2 miles @ 30mph takes 4 minutes

All the time is already used up going uphill. The car would need infinite speed to go downhill.

>>28085132
And cunnyposting. Not to mention the occasional gore. I suggest you go back.

>>28084309
I feel bad for people not holding enough. I only have 45, NGMI

>>28085010
>>28085083
Current Meme holdings
AQB
SAVA - covered calls
CLGN - too small to shill

[I added new data to the bot, now you can see what place it was at 24 hours prior so you know if its placement is rising or falling]

#11: TSLA. Mentions: 31. Sentiment: +40%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #13
#12: RYCEY. Mentions: 28. Sentiment: +11%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #20
#13: NOK. Mentions: 27. Sentiment: +23%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #12
#14: AMC. Mentions: 26. Sentiment: +13%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #6
#15: SPY. Mentions: 26. Sentiment: +40%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #19
#16: ARKK. Mentions: 24. Sentiment: -4%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #18
#17: MO. Mentions: 23. Sentiment: +21%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #15
#18: CLF. Mentions: 22. Sentiment: +5%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #24
#19: ARK. Mentions: 22. Sentiment: +9%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #11
#20: CTRM. Mentions: 20. Sentiment: +16%. Place 24 Hours Ago: #16

>>28085167
Mommy bought more shares on Friday

>>28084823
Anon, you don't understand. Musk is actually legit, which makes his twitter antics all the more hilarious.
SpaceX is already killing the entire launch industry and using its innovation to tap a market that no one can outcompete them in with Starlink. And they are still not slowing down, while the entire rest of the market keeps sleeping.
Tesla isn't on the same level yet, but it has unlimited neetbuck capitalization at this point and they never fucked up completely. All their products have been solid aside from some nitpicks. Stock is completely overvalued, but that doesn't have anything to do with the company being legit or not. The fact that they managed to actually become a real car company in this day and age is impressive all on its own. The fact that they did it by limiting themselves to an unproven at the time technology just makes it even more impressive.

mfw the argo pump is stronger than BTC. who needs crypto?

>>28084309
>Sold PLTR for AMC

>>28085275
honestly Musk should be in prison for fraud, but it won´t happen in the US. The whole system is too corrupt.

>>28085280
Where are you getting minutes from dude

>>28084823

TSLA will be the S&P component that triggers the crash

This it's so evident if you've been around. I've been buying up this whole leg. Even with this pushing only few platforms made workable staking, liquidity pools and even NFT conditions. I use only Poolz now because of successful private round

>>28085338
btw guys to understand Sentiment rating, it is based on a 100% being completely neutral. so +40% means 140%, which is supposedly good if you believe the sentiment code is accurate. and -40% would be 100-40 or 60% which is "bad" (supposedly, i didnt make the sentiment analyzer)

>>28084063
Why?

>>28084804
is this a black swan for the coming collapse of fiat currency

>>28085297
Cute and funny love me cunny

Also I am eternally cucked because my LEAF dollars need to settle for two days before I can convert them to American in my account SO sitting here watching the market open while I'm relegated to the fucking cringe corner

>mfw MARA and RIOT just now

Only pajeets and normies like Elon Musk, he is the antichrist

>>28085478
Keep up God's work.

>>28085478
>doing statistics to find out what our own sentiment is
>now we can know how to feel about how we feel
is this the future?

>>28085535
Yeah they will go fucking bananas today if BTC keeps pumping into market open

>>28085538
i feel like the antichrist will be a system instead of one individual

is the smart gamble buying into TSLA this morning?

How do I resist the urge to buy penny stocks like a retard
I don't want to be a dumbass anymore

>>28085495
i’m going to tell you right now that if there is a collapse it will not be in our lifetimes. fiat is propped up by unimaginable forces

TSLA 1 trillion market cap soon.

I made 90 eurodollars just today

>>28085272
>>28085338
>1: GME

I hope this shit finally dies. Sick of it.

when will spacex go public, elon is sittion on the other trillion dollar cap company and doesn't even bother

>>28085427
You just drove 1 mile. Your average speed was 15mph. How long did it take you to drive that one mile?

>>28085631
maybe look at the internals of the company and see if it has any intrinsic value

you say you're a dumbass for doing it which makes me think you've bought them before. did you not learn a lesson?

>>28085707
>

>>28085631
me too

>>28085532
Based cunnysseur

>>28085779
4 min

Why does Reddit hate tqqq hold, every site that is not this one thinks this is an irresponsible and bad Strategy that it's totally not cool man to tell investors to do this it's dangerous...... I bought tqqq and I'm doing ok, I understand the idea of the huge drawdown but this stock has existed so long and not been wiped out yet, of course at the first sign of downturn I'd dump it

>>28085753
The private company marketplace I use is trying to get pre-IPO stocks of spacex. If it manages to get them I'm going balls deep.

This it's so evident if you've been around. I've been buying up this whole leg. Even with this pushing only few platforms made workable staking, liquidity pools and even NFT conditions. I use only Poolz now because of successful private round

>>28083911
As long as it is not MSCI World Womens Leadership Index you are probably fine

>>28085779
the time it took to drive that one mile is one mile

>>28083105
>>28083438
Interesting. To me it looks like a surefire way to get at least 20% if I hop on it when the market opens.
What's the catch?

>>28084730
Look at chart

>>28085985
>but this stock

>>28082692
anyone own Ferrari stock (RACE)?

>>28085985
They don't want poor people making money

>>28084393
Identify the largest future industries (Gene-editing, AI and Cloud computing, automation and Robotics) and DCA into each sector, diversifying across 3-4 stocks each.
Simple as.

>>28085985
stop posting this ugly tranny

>>28085985
Because it's generally a bad idea to hold leveraged ETFs, because when things go into a downturn, your portfolio gets raped, not to mention leveraged ETF decay, it's good to realize leveraged ETF gains like from TQQQ or SOXL, and then roll them into stocks you like

>>28084506
You're just jealous that an African American can finally make it in Biden's America

>>28082718
>ops anon your gains can't be withdraw

>>28086109
You know what I mean don't be a little bitch

>>28082817
4 minutes = 15 mph for 1 mile
2 minutes = 30 mph for 1 mile

30 mph for 2 miles = 4 minutes

You already took 4 minutes in the first mile

ITS IMPOSSIBLE

>>28082939
You're conditioned to be that way. The point of MOST people who use those words is to weed out people who are emotionally trained by society. IE normies. Nobody needs 'society's' opinion because it's on every billboard, mainstream news outlet, and mega corporation. Including and especially with stonks

>>28086213

keep seething nocoiner trannies

>>28086177
That's not a tranny just a mexican, I'm serious

>>28086118
I think ORLY looks like a good earnings play might buy some shares here this morning

AQB oooooooooooooo

Where's the doubters now?

I'm thinking buying TSLA at open is the way to go. Gonna put a call on it myself

i don't like any stocks at these prices

>>28083357
It’s possible to make it still just have to do DD and set up your limits before market opens.

>>28085631
Research their value. If its there, its only a matter of time until they go up.

t. Bought MVIS @ 2.41

>>28086266
Legit just worked it out too. It’s piss of shit

>>28086354

is elon buying high to sell low? or is bitcoin gonna shoot to 100k now?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Make a new thread nonces

>>28086469
>>28086354
accumulated 150% extra shares after public offering, profitable now

>>28086213
how to get rid of racism: "stop talking about it" - morgan freeman

>>28086469
>gets bogged from $12 to $9 dollars in a week

I threw some money at GBTC when btc was around $33k because I was too lazy to figure out how to buy real bitcoin, pretty happy about it now

>TWST +7.6% pm
I told you it would bounce back

>>28086469
Steady hands long term fish for everyone. Fuck the doubters.

>>28082692
I just got breakfast from McDonalds and BurgerKing... So full right now, and am double-coffeed

co worker just shit his pants. can smell it through the mask. makes you think.

NEW Freshly Baked
>>28086681
>>28086681
>>28086681
>>28086681
>>28086681

do you guys remember when SHMP was shilled on here? everyone said it had this state of the art shrimp farms hahahah, good times. now its up 1,000%

>>28086627
>double-coffeed
Based

>>28086348
yeah I'm thinking ORLY is a buy. beat last 2 earnings by a good amount, PE ratio of 20 and trades between 15 and 25, recession resistant, management are sharks