/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28074639
How?

> 23
> $82k
hmmpph

take that money and see a hooker

i prescribe the following movie my fren:
limitless

>>28074639
how...what happened tell us ur story.

>>28074639
I made 1200usd today and I have no job.

>>28074851
How much do you cost an hour?

>>28074800
tell us your story so we can learn from your mistakes anon go ahead

>>28074639
Do you at least have any link?

>>28074639
claimed UNI airdrop, 3 days of swinging memecoins based on what /biz fudding most.
26 K usd, its not that hard bro

>>28074689
just as much of a loser as OP desu

>>28074639
Gamble on shitcoins and go for broke.
A 10x happens every day.
You have nothing to lose.
Ygmi.

>>28075243
ur mom

>>28075076
Absolute kek

30 and 270k. Was 200k one year ago. Feels pretty good even though I got a late start on investing.

33
32.91 BTC
$3985 AUD savings
Autismbux (950 fornight)

Been holding and accumulating since 2014. Many a NEETbux has gone into my crypto.
Not selling till I have “fuck you money” and can call up and cancel my autismbux.

lol I can’t believe I’m going from the failure of the family to the success story

>>28074698
Well said anon
Unironically changed my life
Used to be 30 year old Neet Incel
Now a late thirty low 7 figure Chad with a 19 year old qt waifu in Portugal
wagmi

My Linky Stay Stinky

>>28074639
>27
>only in the top 5% in wealth of my age bracket

>>28075701
KYS NARUTARD

>>28075551
isn't this already "fuck you money"?

buy land inna woods, build shack, accumulate woodpile.

>Age: 32.5
>$404,000 in crypto $23,000 in USD
>College dropout with $19/hr job

I really need crypto to pump another 3-4x otherwise I'm screwed

>>28074639
go all-in on a shitcoin and rope if it fails.

>>28074639
that is no reason for sadness

>>28075863
1.6m (Less tax)

Nope.

Holding till 2025-2030

>>28074689
>>28074851
>>28075330
>>28075551
>>28075640
>>28075701
>>28075917
Pic related OP rn

>>28074639
>21
>over ~400k
feels good to have non retarded ancestors

>>28075551
Ausfag here, do you just fuck around with your job plan in minecraft or what? Sick of this wagie bullshit. 950 a fortnight is a lot for doing jack shit

>>28076268
I don’t have a job plan I’ve been thing’d as having less than 8 hours work capacity

My dsp gets reviewed in July 2022 I think

>>28076746
Incredibly based. Teach me your ways please kind anon

Give me your dht wallet address fellow human. I got you

>>28076871
Be autistic? I got diagnosed at 30

They moved me from neetbux to autismbux after that

>>28077722

>>28077722
I could try and go for a diagnosis, but I have a work history already fuark so I don't know how it will fly... Mirin your gains and based lifestyle.

>>28075224
How does one do this without getting eaten up by gas fees?

17
$14
Venezuela

>>28077722
how do you not kill yourself? I couldnt handle being a subhuman leeching off welfare

im 45 and i dont even have 1200$
i have about 100k in tax, a fucking ex wife and a kid serving jail time

I earn about 1800€/month and after everything is paid i have about 200€ to live

>>28078119
It's great. Kikes pay me to make Hitler memes. Thats how I see it.

>>28078313
100k in debt, unfortunatly that shit keeps compounding and even with my payments i end up owing more every year

>>28078313
can't you just declare backruptcy?

>>28075551
Feels good man. My family has come up with a ton of bullshit reasons to hate me when all I want is to help. Fuck em.

>>28078335
living life to its fullest potential

>>28074639

30 and pushing 5k, but only started saving a year ago. I'm actually quite proud of mysel, and with the right knowledge and a bit of luck I can grow that number exponentially.

But I'm even more blessed cause I can say I truly love my life half of the guys here pushing 100k+ plus net worths are misarable cunts, i can tell you this because after all they are posting on 4chan all day. It's all about perspective anon and about how much effort you are willing to put in, keep fighting the good fight. Cheers.

>30
>70k in bank
>10k in silver
>virgin
at least i have more money than my friends..i think

>>28074639
>36
>lost everything in the span of one year
>Home, job, money, wife, half my family died, even my fucking cat passed
>Spent time in the streets before crawling back to my parents' place
>Tried and failed to an hero, bringing even more shame to my parents
>Net worth around 4k as of now
>Fucking basement dweller at 36 after almost 2 decades of living as a normie with a good job and a social life
You know what's interesting though? Nothing can truly scare me now. Once you get to the lowest point, you can only die or go up.

>>28078313
Story on the ex eife and why your kid is in jail? I want to start a family someday .

>>28078540
no because for that i actually need to present tham a payment plan and i need to have a job for more than 6 months straight. I havent had a job for longer than 6 weeks ever.

>>28078951
what did you do to fuck things up that bad, lid?

>>28074639
>35
>spent years in prison
>still a multimillionaire
what went so wrong for you anon?

>>28078971
Fuck family, thats the shit that got me into all that mess in the first polace.
I was living the life when i was young than i ended up marrying and just getting by, the kid is embarassed of poor parents and started stealing, now that brad is serving jail time.
God i wish i were 20 again i would do it all different

>>28075551
based

>>28075076
Based

now i cant even kill myself, im to much of a bitch to just in front of a train and to poor to buy a gun...
Oh my god, just thinking about it, oh fuck
i wish that night mare would end

>>28074639

You got me to log into my 401k for the first time in 4 months, OP.
>all totaled up, 196k net worth (only 15k in crypto tho)
>32
According to https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-united-states/
I'm in the 85th percentile.

>>28075551
Good job, I like you anon.

>>28074639
One pay check?

>>28079080
Depression and time. Thousands of little things that added to one another until everything exploded on me. Plus bonus death of relatives to spice things up.
Take care of your mental health guys.

>1 post by this id
>5 words
>150+ replies
op is the chaddest poster ITT. unironically dabbing on all the fags who think they have it better

>>28074639
nice. you saved the stim check from a few months ago for the right time to see what is happening with boring

>>28079313
Stay positive anon. You can find easy coins that'll x10 your current net worth. Patience is key

>>28079539
10x of 0 is still 0 anon, thank you anyways dude
if it werent for the fucking women and love i would have at least 10k in savings by now
DO NOT GET MARRIED

>>28079128
I'm sorry king ;_;.

34 here. 30k ish debt, still renting. got 15k in crypto want to get it up to 100k so i can pay of debt and deposit a house.

i made a lot in crypto but never once have i taken profits or if i have its been way too early

>>28074639
>29
>-6k
I'm pretty much on the path to where you are op, I had a decent job, but got fucked over by cov and have just been collecting and trying to make crypto work while applying elsewhere. I'm convinced that if I don't make some sort of concrete progress or become financially stable by my mid 30s to early 40s I'll officially be fucked beyond redemption. But, i'm still somewhat hopeful.

>>28074639
I got you bro.

>30
>Net worth at best 5k
>Schizophrenic mother
>Was drug addict
>Wasted 6 year on pol to get a education on humans.
>Ex gf scammed me.
>No tact in social interaction.


And here we are we can make it bro at the end grave awaits everyone.

Then why not try? And be depressed?

>>28074639
>27
>42K

I have a mortgage taking away 53K of that. I only started really investing in stocks recently. Am I going to make it bros?

>>28079791
LOL Charles you fucking druggo

>>28078951
>Nothing can truly scare me now. Once you get to the lowest point, you can only die or go up.
You have no fucking clue, son.


Wait for it.

>24
>net worth about £400 if you count my ps4

f u n

>>28079313
Just lean into a doorknob-noose, faggot.
MMA fags talking about choking too long into a bloodchoke for years and you need a bullet?

stop crying and just waste away
everybody dies

where do I actually buy and hold crypto?

>35
>670000

>25
>ath : 400k
>lost it all to Arthur's casino
>atl : 3k
>current : 50k
don't abandon faggot

>>28079128
>20
>newfag on biz

already learned alot thanks to anons like you
thank you.

>>28074639
30
-290k

>>28079662
ok

>>28074639
Relax bro. I was 38 net worth $10,000 last year. Now I’m up $200k. Not lying not exaggerating. Keep working keep putting money into your investments

>>28075076
Absolute savage

>>28078022
get a time machine back to before september, gas was cheap then

>>28080995

>34
>670001

>>28078951
>>28079441
I find myself largely in what happened to you. If it helps, what saved me was a very strict life discipline (sleep, hygiene, food, appearance, health) about which I was entirely focused, obsessed, until it became natural again.

>30
>Only got my first job last year
>Lived off neetbux until then
>30k car
>2k gaming PC
>7k in crypto
>Now making 1k a week working part-time hours

Just stop being a deadshit

>>28083085
I have a similar story. I was literally poverty wage until age 29 when I graduated law school. Went from surviving on like $1500 a month to making 200k a year over the span of a few months. Now I'm 32 making 350k a year. Know nothing about crypto so I'm here trying to learn

>32
>450k

>>28083459
Nah nothing like me, still trying to land the dream job while working retail and rideshare driving. Still, going from $1000 a month to a $1000 a week is living the dream in comparison

>>28074639
Hey cool I'm younger and worth even less! Why do you guys base your self worth off how much money you have? I thought the goal here was to get rich

29 and I feel you op

4K liquid
7k credit card debt
15k car loan

>>28079791
>Wasted 6 year on pol to get a education on humans
Only insights on humans you get there is how ressentiment works.

23
£25k networth
£33k sal
Hoping to pump those numbers in the next couple years

>>28074639
>22
>150k
>Gay

>31
>Negative 7K in assets

It's hard to pick just one point where it all went wrong. Biggest one though: moving to Japan

>>28086276
Why go to Japan? Some weeb fuck who wanted le Asian gf?

>19
>160k net worth
>been in crypto since 2016.
>own a thriving crypto youtuber channel that will soon start making me 10k+ per month

op you're a fucking loser

>>28074639
status: based

>31
>800 usd
Could be better.

Could be worse.

>>28074639
It's OK OP. Most people your age don't have 400 bucks

>>28074639
I made 12000 usd in the past 30 minutes

>>28074639
>30
>About $15,000 in crypto
The good thing about this corona shitshow is that I could go to a cheaper city, work remotely from there and invest the difference.

27
8000usd
but got my first job, will probably be able to invest something from monthly 2500

I dunno why everyone is posting their stats, do you want OP to kill himself or something?