/biz/ - Business & Finance

Post on biz and ask anons for money advice, sounds like you are a smart

>>28072410
I am, I'm in a masters program for math at a top uni. I just have zero understanding of financial market bullshit

>you will NEVER fuck Alizee back in her prime

Why even live

>>28072457
>top university

>>28072560
yup, a top university. Sorry if that infringes on your image board derived understanding of the world

>>28072185
>>28072457
>>28072801
HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGA

Uni is for poorfags idk what you're bragging about mr masters degree

>>28072560
this frog accurately shows my face as well

>>28073098
cool, nice cope
>>28073135
I'm not retarded and want to learn things from the top minds in my subject
>>28073139
cope #2. Hilarious how just mentioning uni brings out these reactions.

>>28072801
>Claims to be at a top university
>Can't into stocks
>Asks for help
>Insults people he's asking for help
Bigbrain! Post timestamp of you at your top uni

buy make numbers big
sell make numbers small
sell bad! buy good!

start buying cheap options and turning them around monthly you need more capital. find stocks moving up buy itm calls and cash them in every month until you get to 20k. rinse repeat. 2000 on an etf right now youre ngmi

>>28073277
Lol

>>28073277
>>Claims to be at a top university
>>Can't into stocks
yeah thats why I'm asking this board. First rule on how not to be a retard: realize gaps in your knowledge
>>Insults people he's asking for help
literally the first post insulted me for zero reason and then when I mentioned I was in uni all I got in response was multiple seething faggots I guess coping for some personal problems

>>28073260
lol take your tuition savings and put it all into aave mr top uni master race kek

I'm sure I used to think this was so hot, now I just think damn I need a BIGGER ass on a woman

Invest in BIZ

https://biztoken.org/

>>28073428
>ask for help
>get insulted for my intelligence
>literally just say I don't think I'm stupid because I am in a program that weeds out idiots three years prior
>endless insults and seethes in response
yup, I made a mistake asking this shithole, nothing of value will be found here

>>28073494
she's still hot, but in a beautiful way, not a "NEED TO BREED" way

Dyor and find a few good projects. Hold BTC, ETH, link and like 2 others, I personally like ADA and GRT. Make enough off this bull run, pull out when your grandma calls you up asking how to get in later this year, wait a year and start buying everything up with the gains you made in the bull run. Keep buying until next bull run and congrats you made it

>>28073821
is this bull run still going? I get a feeling that its peaking and I'll just buy at the top

Take small profits out on the way up and don’t fomo buy into anything. Just literally buy and wait

>>28073922
Bro this bull run is just starting. There will be pullbacks but nobody knows when it’ll happen, the key is to hold through them and not sell, in fact buy more while everyone’s freaking out. Bitcoin is going over 100k this cycle

Anon I also went to uni (the best in my country) and have a masters but you're a massive faggot. I usually admire people who study math but you suck dicks.
Also it's not gonna help you get rich the way /biz/ does it anyway, you have to make this shit your priority and browse this place every day to not miss out on the good coins. Buy some of the most stable coins like BTC, ETH and LINK and leave some money to gamble on other shit being shilled here until you start to separate the good ones from the pajeet crap. When you make gains from your gamble money you put it back to BTC, ETH and LINK and keep doing it with higher amounts.

If you brag about going to a "top university" to become a better wageslave than others while not even bothering with finances then you're ngmi. Only thing you can do is invest in the SPX or some other Index Fund, and you still need financial knowledge for that.
OP is a faggot

>>28073582
stay poor then retard, i literally did the same thing in 2017
>drop out of college
>dump $8k crumbs of savings into crypto
>net worth closing in on $500k

>>28073425
bro lemme be straight w u right quick u sound mega gay man like a real sucky sucker cummy bottom boy u feel no hard feelings dog

>>28073582
Dont let the door hit you on the way out

>>28074212
>>28074237
>>28074243
Really do not understand why just saying once I am in uni gets this sort of reaction. Did a university dean fuck your mothers or something?

>I HAVE MASTERS DEGREE FROM TOP UNIVERSITY

>>28074322
the sooner you realize college is a meme the sooner you'll understand why coming to an imageboard channel dedicated to actually making money is dunking on your dumbass

>>28074322
naw bro imma keep it real ima college fag too but when sum tardo insult me on 4chinz i dont whip out my sat scores. idrc ur in college its gay its whatever weve all been gay b4 but u j sound like a little bittle gay baby boy

>>28074410
I'm not in university to make money
>>28074424
ok

>>28074489
>I'm not in university to make money

>>28074548
Yup. Some people legitimately want to learn things. I like math. University wasn't always just a job training center or adult day care

>>28074489
okkkkkkkkkkkkk is right u little bitch ayyy wassup girl names jamal hows that tight pink fuckhole going aaaaaayyyyyyyyyy u tryna get pozzed whyte boi naw naw dont answer ill answer 4 u *whips out dick* OH YEAH NIGA SUCK THAT COCK MMMMMMMMMMMMMM U WANNA DRINK MY CHOCO PP MILK MMMMM YE YE YE YE UR MOUTH IS LIKE SHAWTY'S MMMMMMMM HOLLA AT ME YUUUUUUUUUUURR

>>28074489
just dca into the VTI and add some socks within your realm of confidence, you know electronics and semiconductors, pick the best companies in that field. The same goes for other fields like energy or real estate.
Regarding crypto, its high risk but may be fun if you don't tap into scams, and don't care about volatility.

>>28072457
you sound a lot dumber than you think you are

>>28074702
>>28074120
>>28074108
>>28073970
>>28073821
>>28073406
thanks for the actual advice

>>28074489
>I'm not in university to make money

>>28074734
You have a dumbass grasp at english grammer, reread and rewrite your post

>>28072801
>>28072457
You haven't entered the workforce so I can understand your naivety but top universities do not exist. Also do you have the job yet? 12k a year is a lot if you are working part time anon.

>>28073582
don’t let stupid retard bastards scare you off, newfag. they’re just gambling addicts with no aspirations, no achievements, and they throw any disposable income into bullshit they’ll never make bank on. Keep searching for knowledge. Unironically go to reddit and read around

>>28072457
>top uni
lol
You wont brag about it when you'll realize that you'll just become a top salaryslave in the end.
Generally speaking going for 150k+ salary jobs is just a gateway to loneliness and frustration in fields with absolutely no women, filled with boomers and yeslifes that you share absolutely no interrest or hobby with.

Many end up in burnouts despite landing a job at google or whatever, people end up miserable after they realize that their top degrees wont give them relationships nor time to actually enjoy and take care of themselves.

t. engineer who used to brag about my uni and ended up miserable in the field
working fulltime with no rest among pajeets and boomers with no friend to make who can enjoy a vidya, or no woman to meet to start a relationship is absolute hell

>>28072185
invest in some adult day care centers; there's gonna be an exodus of senior citizens in the following decades throughout the whole of europe and NA in need of those types of facilities

>>28074848
>but top universities do not exist
yes they do
>Also do you have the job yet?
yeah I'm working 30 hours a week I found a good job through a friend so I'm pretty lucky in that regard
>>28074857
thanks, I'll check it out

>>28072457
I did physics at a top uni and I still ended up a poorfag for a good 5 years after graduating. my genuine advice is don't think of yourself as a winner just because you're one of the thousands who got accepted there, you're as dumb as the rest of your area just with better grades senpai

>>28073494
>I just think damn I need a BIGGER ass on a woman
aka nigger propaganda got to you.

>>28074866
>>28074917
for the third time, I'm not in uni to make money. I legitimately just really like math and want to learn about it from the top minds in the subject

>>28074857
>upbote
>YOU SIR have just won the internet for today

>>28072185
TQQQ for ultimate forbidden gains anon. Not a shitcoin, not a risky stock. Just the ultimate form of index funds.

>>28074975
yet you're still acting like you're hot shite just because of where you are. tone down your superiority complex mateorino

>>28075056
Jesus christ, this board is fucking useless. I literally just said ONCE after being insulted for my intelligence that I know I'm not an idiot because I am in a really good program for a difficult subject you cannot fake your way in
Fuck this shithole

>>28074654
Yeah as a MSc in physics I feel you. Clearly you struck a nerve with the people here who apparently didn’t get accepted into their programs of choice.

>>28073582
Then go to reddit. if you cant learn how to post here without getting butthurt then you aren't ready to invest. Do some research and put that money into non risky growth investments like VOO or SPY. You can play around a bit with some cash but put the bulk in low risk stuff, time is on your side which means that shit will grow quite a bit. Time in the market > timing the market

>>28073425
>First rule on how not to be a retard: realize gaps in your knowledge
Second rule on how not to be a retard: don't ask biz to fill those gaps
You dunning kruger fag. hahahaha

>>28074806
ah too bad you're just baiting. got me anon.

>>28074917
>physics
>poorfag
checks out

>>28072185
You buy high and sell low, like the rest of /biz/. You'll make it into the ground in no time at all.

>>28075140
Also not that i know what I’m talking about, but I’m pretty apprehensive of the market right now. Stocks seem really overvalued, real estate is overvalued but not as much, and let’s face it if a recession hits gold and silver is going to be equally fucked. I’ll probably just stash some money in a HISA and buy some meme coins

>>28074806
>top uni
>doesn't have a basic grasp of the English language
post wrists poo.

OP get into quant finance. Job interviews are super hard, so its not easy to get a foot in but once you do, you are set for life. You can easily pull in >150k in your first years. Just be good at financial math and programming. There is so much demand for quants, its insane and once you have all the job knowledge you need, you will easily make above 400k a year.

>>28075193
thanks. I was looking in safe investments like VOO and SPY just so I don't have cash laying around if I wasn't going to risk it on gambles
>>28075147
seriously, its amazing the reactions I'm getting. And its weird how people cannot fathom wanting to learn something not for a vocation

>>28072457
>math PhD
>any job I want
>300k starting

>>28074806
>grasp at english grammar
lol
quality trolling

>>28074975
Anon im in the same boat doing masters in Engineering subject that i love and would like to do for my life. Dont care about money, its not some meme degree anyways. Got more than enough to invest and live comfy and idc.
You are on 4chan and internet, stop being so easily offended. Do whatever the fuck you want with your life and stop giving a fuck

>>28074387
kek

>>28074322
>I'm 23 with $2000. About to start a job where I can throw $1000 a month into investments. What the fuck do I do to become a millionaire by the time I turn 26?
>I am, I'm in a masters program for math at a top uni. I just have zero understanding of financial market bullshit
You are trying to brag about being smart and landing a job to a board with millionaires, wagies and NEETs. Your post came off as cocky and obnoxious and that is why people are shitting on you.

>>28073582
>>28075140
>mommy the mean folx at 4chin.com called me dumb
>but I know I'm smart because my teacher at daycar I meant university said I was in the top 75 percentile.
fuck nigger, your pride and inability to take a joke, which is what you were first responding to is going to fucking kill you in the real world. You have severe autism and it shows.

>>28075331
nice dude. I am way too lazy to go through with a phd so I wont have those chad quant jobs down the line
>>28075284
Yeah I'm worried I'll enter at a peak
>>28075313
Do you work in the field? My problem is that I need to live around family and my area has zero jobs like this, they all seem to exist in cities like nyc and sf

>>28075421
>>28075413
i don't care about trying to look cool, I just want advice

>>28074857
I have a PhD from one of the best theoretical physics institutes of Yurop, yet I have to agree that OP is either fantastic bait or a gigantic faggot.

>>28075498
>best theoretical physics institutes of Yurop
so mediocre in the USA

>>28074908
>yes they do
kek no they do not. most careers only look at the "top" universities because their requirements do the screening work for them. Any university with similar requirements is going to be considered just as much for the position.

>>28075552
My professor's have fields medals. Yes its a top program with the best minds. Compared to my undergrad I feel like a complete retard here because I'm surrounded by super geniuses

>>28075472
Here's some advice, Learn some humility, get a sense of humor, learn to read a room, get out of whatever social bubble you exist that hasn't taught you this already, and invest in volatile ETFs unless you want to do your own research into stocks or YOLO on a shitcoin.

>>28075430
Look into dollar cost averaging, it’ll help you get over the anxiety of entering at a peak. Basically you just invest a certain amount every month so in the long run you average out the peaks and troughs. Since you’re young, most of your money can go into an index fund like SPY. This is probably what I’ll end up doing myself

>>28075430
Yeah I worked as a quant for some years, its probably one of the only fields where you can actually do some hardcore math and get paid for it. I now work for a broker in crypto trading which is quite interesting and pays well. Once you have the quant knowledge you can easily transfer to almost all fields in finance if you ever wish to change: asset management, trading, risk you name it.

>>28075631
why ETFs?

buy used dildos and clean them. easy 3x

Fucking kys you little piece of shit

>>28074866
Goddamn that hits too close to home. Work in fin startup with good equity and pay but absolutely burnt out to ashes. Most people in my circle are PC and hate games. Social circles are just sausage fests with miserable people.
I'm 24 and have already started leading teams but want to just retire in a remote island now. This top degree shit is fucking useless and sucks out happiness out of you.

>>28075665
Ok this makes sense, i'll check it out thanks
>>28075688
where are you located?

>>28072457
You put money in stock, maybe it will go down maybe it will go up.
Whats hard about that?

>>28075714
no
>>28075722
Just stack cash for a few years and escape

>>28072185
link, eth, btc, maybe doge and grt. Wait for the crash, don't wait, I can't tell.
Honestly good luck

>>28074848
sorry to burst your bubble anon, but yale/harvard/mit have superior CS courses and professors

>>28072528
>in her prime
She's in her prime *now*, much more thicc.

https://youtu.be/7eSBkNTK0Ro

>>28075690
Good for relatively safe investments that you don't need to manage or worry about and it's hard to beat indices long term.

>>28075778
>Wait for the crash, don't wait
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28075613
>fields medals
This means they are excellent mathematicians, It does not mean the education they provide is to the same standard and it does not mean that you are going to learn from them and not some TA. What matters is you got accepted to that program which means that an employer knows you passed that level of screening.

>>28075825
I am in complete stress myself, I know its going all the way down sooner or later but I don't know when.

>>28075858
Well you don't really derive the value from lectures. Its more about independent research where you have constant open contact with them to help direct and solve problems

>>28072457
Hahahaha.

You already fuckin lost with this mentality.

My neighbor graduated last 2019 and has been a Neet since. Poor boy can't find a job with his business administration degree. Feels bad man .

Anyway uni doesn't mean shit . Matter of fact uni is a big scam in these times.
Learn a trade , work . Aquire money and invest in some shit coins or something else.

>>28072185
Buy and hold.

>>28072457
> uni

>>28074908
>masters program in math
https://www.khanacademy.org/
LMAO

>>28074322
You are a fucking faggot retarded kid. Put all your money in dogecoin

>>28075941
read the whole thread im tired of repeating myself
>>28075997
really anon

just came to say OP is a nigger

>>28075779
MIT maybe, Yale and Harvard are laughable these days

>>28074322
The dream of people here is to be a neet gambling all the money he has in crypto and calling this a living. Why are you surprised they hate college?

>>28072410
Yes. I’m also 23, started coming on here at 22 and nearly quadrupled my life savings. I’m pulling my assets out now but if I can pull that off again next Bullrun I’ll be a millionaire

Just naked short sell 200x the amount of physical silver that actually exists, all the while buying physical.
Then when youve drained every vault dry for pennies on the dollar and cornered the market, pull the shorts and let it rip.

>>28075903
>where you have constant open contact with them to help direct and solve problems
Which is entirely a toss up depending on the professor.

>>28072457
How much will you make when you’re done anon? Same age as you and I’m pulling 80k a year right now, went to college for 2 weeks

>>28075688
j-josh?

>>28076189
I have no idea
>>28076175
I've been lucky so far
>>28076101
any tips?
>>28076092
I don't understand why they see it as a false dichotomy. I never once said you need college to make money or only college kids are smart. Everybody just openly revealing their insecurities by projecting

>I am, I'm in a masters program for math at a top uni. I just have zero understanding of financial market bullshit

>>28076027
you're a brainlet if you go to college unless you're getting an engineer or healthcare course.
Why do you think IT and CS are meme degrees? Because its not a hard job and you CAN fuck up and try multiple times.
Its the same at math. Like what the fuck are you even gonna do with math? We already have computers to do shit with that. Accountancy graduates getting BTFOd by CS/IT Chads

>>28076027
anon unironically you're better either ignoring it at this point or leaving the thread and trying again in a day or two. People are going to see the top posts and will mock you regardless of what you say at this point.

1M from 2K in six years is going to be pretty hard anyway anon. If it was that easy to figure it out, everyone would have. You're talking about a principal of 72000. You're either going to have to take big risks, lower your expectations, or increase the amount you invest as your income improves. Read the intelligent investor, and try investment simulators before you jump in.

>>28073260
Kek you come on here, admit you know nothing, act like an airheaded dickhead and expect people to give you genuine advice. Go all in on bitconnect then kill yourself you subhuman faggot

>yup, a top university. Sorry if that infringes on your image board derived understanding of the world

>>28076319
hello retard who literally cannot think of doing anything or learning anything without a token waiting on the other side
>>28076334
Yeah I'm gonna close the thread and try again tomorrow lol. I don't really expect to make a million in three years, but I figure if I set my sights really high failure will still be lucrative

>>28076459
coulda spent that tuition on crypto bro LMAO

>>28076520
I'm going for free

>hello retard who literally cannot think of doing anything or learning anything without a token waiting on the other side

>>28073406
Why ITM? Wouldn't 5% OTM be better for monthlies?

>>28076581
yes

>>28072185
there's no logic to it. put it in a fund might get you to 100k if we have a great 3 years.

Otherwise you'd have to pull a crazy, against market sentiment, like shorting amazon

>>28076459
>but I figure if I set my sights really high failure will still be lucrative
a really easy way to get burnt anon and lose it all. Just look at all the people who got fucked FOMOing into GME. There's a reason why don't be greedy is such a common investment tip.
Also I hope you can be less autistic next time fampai

>>28074322
Holy fuck, the lack of self awareness in you is mind blowing. It’s not that you said you’re in uni, I’ve said that here many times and never got a reaction like you did in this thread. It’s the fact that you come on an ANON image board, and then start parroting that you’re in a “top uni”. This isn’t fucking Reddit you faggot. Nobody gives a fuck that you go to a “top uni”. Also, I’ve read the entire post and this is the best advice you’ll get here: stay the fuck away from crypto. You’re a midwit and will lose everything, I would bet my life on that.

>>28072457
How does $300k by EOY sound?

>yes

>>28074866
>muh women
They’re worthless anyway.

>>28076548
Working as a janitor and perving on female students half your age doesn't mean you 'go' to that uni, anon

>>28076667
>u stupid
"im not because...."
>WHY U BRAGGING
ok goodnight

>>28074806
>grammer

nice

>>28074489
Lel

u stupid
>"im not because...."
WHY U BRAGGING
>ok goodnight

>>28072185
i think what everyone here is trying to tell you is this: Welcome to /biz/!

>>28076750
>I'm not stupid because I got into a good school
>why are people making fun of me again
Getting into a good school means nothing anon. I got into several top universities. It's not some mark of being a genius. Any retard could do it. If you're not an idiot, than prove it by not acting so fucking stupid. You really need to take some autism pills or something.

>>28076750
No, you are very much stupid. I’ve met many retards like you, you think you’re smart but you’re unironically pic related
>comes on a pajeet nipple slapping forum asking how to become a millionaire
Literally zero chance of making it

>>28073406
I literally do that and just started on finalcial markets.
Doubled my money from November already. I just need the bull market keep going until December to have enough money to invest in a real life business.

>>28074925
You really think propaganda has made me love big asses? I’ve been staring at them since puberty started

>>28076971
>dunning kruger
I bet you think the midwit meme was also very insightful lmfao
get off the internet for a week retard

>>28076302
>I've been lucky so far
Good for you anon seriously. I'm not saying that you didn't get an excellent education I am just telling you that in the real world "top" universities don't mean shit. The education you received will put you ahead but starting out your employers may not see that or even care until you've proven yourself.

>dunning kruger
>I bet you think the midwit meme was also very insightful lmfao
get off the internet for a week retard

>>28076971
and I literally made this thread saying that I know nothing on this subject you stupid fat faggot. kill yourself

>>28076750
Kek, you literally missed his entire point you fucking dumbass. Read this very slowly:
This
Is
An
ANON
image
Board
>ANON
nobody gives a fuck who you are, what school you go to, or anything else about you. The only thing that holds weight here are the words you speak, and so far, every single thing you’ve written in this thread points you to being a retard using muh top schooling as a crutch.

>>28077060
anon, I gotta know. Are you indian? This hyperfocus on academic success and inability to understand social norms is giving me some real Raj vibes. If you're indian than the best bet is to make an ERC-20 token and call it something like meow coin

>and I literally made this thread saying that I know nothing on this subject you stupid fat faggot. kill yourself

>>28077170
>nobody gives a fuck who you are, what school you go to, or anything else about you
ok......? And I implied something different how? All this thread is a bunch of seething and screeching over me saying ONCE I got to a top uni. ONCE. Thats it, nothing else
>The only thing that holds weight here are the words you speak
I don't give a fuck about impressing you, just give advice or fuck off
>you to being a retard using muh top schooling as a crutch
yeah i definitely struck a nerve...the copes are unreal

>>28077136
>fat faggot
Post body you fucking midwit nigger. I bet you won’t, because you’re a virgin no test faggot who has nothing going for him except
>muhhhh top school

>>28076750
Do yourself a favour and don't take these anons too seriously. If you want to play it easy, wait for a dump on BTC or ETH and invest on them, you're going to need to watch them constantly tho, crypto is volatile.

After you get some earnings you can do your own research on the toplist of the cryptos on MarketCap and decide which one to invest to, wait for a correction or dump and invest into them.

If you want to play online casino with these retards you can look out for the daily/ weekly tokens and shitcoins posted on here, avoid stupid ass pajeets, they want to scam you, also notice when someone just wants to shill you to fill their own bags.

Have in mind that you can make a lot of money here or lose it all with stupid ass pajeets or shitcoins. Investing in crypto is some of the riskiest financial shit you can do.

Best of luck, don't get cocky and please don't be a fucking retard. Have a good day.

>>28077218
No, I'm from croatia
>This hyperfocus on academic success
what the fuck is wrong with you retards see>>28077302
>>28077303
is this a joke ahahahahahahaha

>>28077354
thank you

>yeah i definitely struck a nerve...the copes are unreal

>>28077372
>is this a joke ahahahahahahaha
Prove me wrong and I’ll give you 0.1 ETH. No joke. You’re either a fat fuck or skinnyfat tendy eating faggot

>>28077303
>posting your body because someone called you fat
you're no better anon

Post arm, then I'll give some newfag-friendly advice

>>28077573

you could start staking in ALEPH
https://medium.com/aleph-im/aleph-im-staking-guide-9b82264968be

my favourite thread after years in biz.

>>28077558
I’m not the guy he called fat, I just find it hilarious how it’s literally always the low test virgin faggots who larp and call other people fat online

>>28075722
being autistic must be hell

>>28077756
you have a shit body, why are you so proud of it?

am i on /fit/? what the fuck am i reading here

>>28077909
Because I’ve had sex with more women in the past 6 months then you ever will in your pathetic existence
>shit body
Still waiting for yours. Come on anon, don’t you want a free $150 to start your road to be a millionaire in 3 years?

>>28076139
surely nobody would do such a thing?

>>28078023
bruh

>>28072801
>yup, a top university.
Lmao

>you have a shit body, why are you so proud of it?

>>28078001
>what the fuck am i reading here
best threads on /biz/ right now

>>28078098
>t.

>>28075794
>Video actually from 2015 so she’s even older now
>Stupid Tattoos
>Muh “thick”

No that was her prime before

>>28072801
>believes his masters in math means anything on this basket waving forum
>actually expects anons to do the research for him
>Has never been to /sci/ where every other Poster is doing a PhD in some STEM field

>>28078223
anon its ok, you're not stupid for only having a hs diploma. no need to get worked up and show your fat body

>>28078023
bro for $150 ill post my fuckin body.

>>28072185
buy bitcoin retard. why do people like you even ask these dumbass questions

>>28077303
Anon what made you post this kek eat less

>anon its ok, you're not stupid for only having a hs diploma. no need to get worked up and show your fat body

>>28072528
as a frog i never understood why burgers liked her so much

>>28077372
> top uni
> No, I'm from croatia

this is mexican intellectual tier lmao

>>28072185
500 in GME, last chance to get in

>>28072457
devry doesn't count

>>28078576
my family is from Croatia. I'm an american mutt
>>28078564
the best french were all from Corsica. Explain this

>>28078468
currently mid-cut. Still better than 80% of male bodies out there right now, even more if you eliminate roiders

>>28072185
>where I can throw $1000 a month into investments. What the fuck do I do to become a millionaire by the time I turn 26?
>I dont care about money guys I just go that super extra top university for geniuses like me because I genuinely have a passion for math!!

>>28078468
Also, if you’re gonna roast, post pic otherwise you’re just another tendy eating faggot talking shit on the internet

>>28072185
Don't be an idiot anon. Open a savings account and put the money in there. Buy stocks of only top performing companies and ETF. Open some high yielding CDs. Then only spend 100 buck each month on ETH and alt coins.

>>28078805
Thanks for revealing yourself to be a fucking idiot.
None of those are mutually exclusive you stupid faggot. I want to make money, and going to university is not part of that desire, its for something else

>>28078830
trim your traps you fat fucking gorilla

>>28074322
>>28073582>>28073260
>>28072457
>>28072185
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking of you hurtin

>>28073406
What a shitty advice. You are asking him to become a day trader. Wait till you see your capital gains tax. That Will fuck you up raw.

>>28077372
>pmf
Haha retardu
Mogao si FER upisat, 50% manje truda a na kraju radis isti posao.

>zvat bilo koji zg fakultet top university

Dobro su ti rekli, da si retard.

>>28078730
You are 20-25% body fat. Keep cutting lad you’re gonna make it

>>28078830
>fell for the bulking meme
unfortunate,many such cases

fuck /biz/ness

post your stats

Bench - 215lbs
Squat - 315lbs
diddly - 405lbs
ohp - 145 lbs

ok you guys can keep roasting me but I won't respond, i'll come back tomorrow
thanks everybody who actually gave me advice, I appreciate it. I'll lurk this board for a little before I do anything

>>28075794
>im gonna cooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>28078941
It’s hilarious how you’re so bent on calling everyone on here an idiot without realizing you’re the butt of your own thread. Even the people that supposedly gave you advice were just more subtly giving you shit advice (and you’ll never know since you admitted to being a financial dumbass) We’re all simultaneously laughing at you and making money, and you think you’re the smart one in the room. You can’t make this shit up. And you’ll never be a millionaire

>>28078941
> im not autistic
proceeds to act like a handicapped spreg

>>28079387
last post for real this time:
you are fat, ugly, cringe, and retarded
goodnight

>>28079504
Kek. The seething virgin needed to get one last word in. And that is a /SAGE bros

I was going to give legit advice until I scrolled down.

Quality thread

>>28072457
If you're so smart learn how to invest, dipshit.

46 seetheposts lmao

>>28074975
>I legitimately just really like math
you wouldn't of went to uni if this was true, you would of just did what all the other math loving autists do and learn everything online for free

>>28080452
Are you using your phone to post this bro? That's kinda cringe man, go to bed tomorrow you've got your imaginary numbers in 8D quantum theory lecture.

>>28080503
Ppl don't realize that you only go to college to brag or make money. The ineffectiveness of the lectures has been made even more apparent by the scamdemic, where students migrated online and literally nothing changed.

>>28072457
>a top uni
Unless it's Cambridge or Oxford nobody gives a shit what Uni you come from lad

>>28080674
a UG from Oxford is unironically worthless 5 years into the job.

>>28074848
>top universities do not exist
This
>>28074908
>yes they do
NGMI

>>28080760
Degrees only help you get a Job it doesn't mean anything about your ability to think or learn
A retard can get a Job with a degree because interviewers are retarded.

There was a documentary on rich snobby kids who went to Oxford and got in due to there rich Parents, all they did was fuck about for 2 years and then they got put on a special course where they did fuck all for the next 2 as well. Essentially they got a special needs degree for Oxford. And guess what? When they went for Job interviews they got chosen over people with degrees in the actual field. It's retarded but don't underestimate how retarded people who work in HR can be.

>>28073425
Stop being such a faggot and maybe people will be nicer
>t. “top uni” goer

>>28080047

Same. I also went to a 'top uni', also studied a Masters and it was also in a branch of maths (with a side order of financial mathematics thrown i).

But OP sounds like one of these idiots who never got rid of their high school mentality so fuck him.

>>28072185
Get your boomer shit out of the way first. Emergency fund, save for a house, set up a 401/Roth IRA. Then wait for a BTC dip and start accumulating. Consider opening a business.

>>28077303
always knew pajeets roam this board

>>28072801
You have to go back

>>28075794
WTF I SHE GOT DUMMY THICCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28080760
seething oxbridge reject detected

>>28079131
Bench-245
Squat-325
Deadlift-445
Ohp-185

>>28075794
yeah nahh

>>28077303
Holy fuck dyel

>>28072185
read a random walk down wall street so you know what you're supposed to do. then do the opposite.

>>28074322
Welcome to 4chan my son.

>>28072185
Best advice, lurk moar. Most anons are just going to fuck with you when you directly ask for information like this. DYOR. Good threads pop up every so often, be there when they do.

>>28072457

Going to a "top" uni and getting a master's in a stem subject is no guarantee of intelligence. Most of the people who graduated with me will be debt slaves working in big tech corps for the rest of their lives. That doesn't sound very smart to me. The "financial market bullshit" that we discuss on here will be 10x more beneficial to your life than any college degree.

> t. master's in engineering from "top" uni

>>28072185
You won’t, if you don’t change your mindset.

>>28072185

>What the fuck do I do to become a millionaire by the time I turn 26?

So you expect to earn 300k/yr starting with your maths degree, you literally are that 300k starting meme.

>>28075140
Dumb cunt go to reddit little bitch.

>>28081761
ayyy you mogged me anon nice work
natty?

>>28074857
kek

redditfags are insufferable

our rudeness keeps cunts like you out

nigger dyke avax 10x

top content here, do not steal

>>28079021
This post scares me

>>28082468
Pretty much. There's also the fact, that even when you get genuine information, there's so many different opinions here compared to other sites, you can find an opinion backing basically any trading strategy. The problem with that is, they can't all be right, and you can just as easily lose all your money as you can, say, be an early linkfag.

>>28083468
>redditfags are insufferable
>redditspacing
Go back

>>28078383
Ahahaha! That is classic. I bet that dude ironically, possibly unironically, gets so much play cos of that!

>>28081931
>>28078830

>>28078564
She’s just cute you’re overthinking it

I go full with nft on playcent
After I make it people will ask me how I got a billionaire…
I will tell you to use your iq and show some respect for my wallet

>>28078564
Elle est tres jolie.

>>28073425
>claims to be new but knows all the cool lingo and jive talk of /biz/ -clearly streetwise on the crypto scene. Probably quite a based token holder

>>28077303

Never mind buying shitcoins, lad. Spend some money on toilet paper and wipes to clean the spunk off that mirror, you tubby bastard.

>>28075140
Big university guy is big crybaby

>>28084249
I bet you're from somewhere like Leeds, aren't you? You sound it. Coarse, but not in a quaint way.

>>28084249
>>28078830

>>28072457
>math

>>28073260
kek here's some legitimate advice to save you thousands, leave this place kid, stick to your lane, take the handouts from your privileged mates and family. Every time you try do something for yourself you will fail because the truth is you're really not as smart as you think you are. But hell you're the kind of idiot whose buying our bags, so remember this comment when you're 98% down on your initial 'investment', and maybe heed the advice then.

>>28072185
Have you ever read the actual lyrics for what she's singing? It sound really sexy in French but it turns out to be a song about some whiny entitled teenage soon-to-be-roastie. Kind of prophetic, sadly, considering what a tatted-out skank she's turned into.

>>28072560
>>28073098
>>28073135
>>28073425
>>28073428
>>28074120
>>28074237
>>28074308
>>28074387
holy shit, the amount of people who didn't go to college or have a good degree in here is too high. you guys need to stop being jelly of a young guy that actually does something with his life instead of fucking meeting and throwing his life savings into shitcoins.
you guys are the real fucking cringe, not him; he's just a kid, 23yo and you guys act like this is your swamp or some shit. hrow the fuck up cucks, grow over your hatered towards people who actually do stuff

>>28073582
no it's not a mistake you did well asking here, but don't forget 99.99% of the people who lurk here are either huge rejects from society who did nothing with their lives and are salty as fuck like those guys, or very smart anon, that will actually help and are frens.
you need to start to differentiate between those type of posters, oldfags like me differentiate very quickly between pajeet tier posting and quality legit posting.

here is my advice, no matter what they tell you, crypto is here to stay decades, depending of whether you want a quick buck or long term multi generational wealth, you have 2 types of "investing", betting on shitcoins, and cross fingers, or bet on fundamentals for long term. there are no secrets.
BTC = first mover
ETH = utility
LINK = connectivity

if you get on those 3 you just win.

>>28085975
Hey some of us are both, i got a masters in physics from a good uni but now am a neet/fulltime shitcoin trader.

>>28085975
COPE

Easy fucking answer for this whole thread.

Lurk. More. Faggot.

>>28074925
this. it all started with beyonce