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These faggots got me fucked up if they think i'm going to wait a full 3 days just so i can deposit my fucking shekels to waste half of my savings on memecoins. What's a platform you bozos recommend for crypto that won't cuck me? I was thinking about robinhood and/or coinbase, but i don't know if that's the best option

>> No.28069749

all of them are shit desu. sign up to a few of them so you have options when buying.

>> No.28069800

>>28069619
The fuck are you on retard?
Can't you even read what those 72h are used for?
Stay out of crypto if you have an IQ of 42, advice from a friend.

>> No.28069873

>>28069619
kraken is good but if you're in the US don't wire your shit in there like a fucking retard. Buy some ltc or some shit on coinbase pro and transfer it over to kraken and sell it.

>> No.28069960

>>28069800
i probably didn't bother reading it since i just want to dump half of whatever i have and come check it each day, i was up doing this for almost an hour and i was greeted with that

>>28069873
is that what you do? is that the preferred method or is that a bit too extra

>> No.28069979

>>28069619
wait. you're considering ROBINHOOD? you're not even buying fucking coins on robinhood jesus christ you're a fucking retard

>> No.28070065

>>28069979
i have a friend who bought doge off of robin, i assumed you can, how am i supposed to know? i just want to buy doge and fuck off, don't act like a tranny now, help an autist here, yeah?

>> No.28070181

>>28070065
literally google
5 seconds of researching exchanges would tell you that robinhood is the literal worst thing in existence
you can buy doge, you can't buy other shitcoins and also you can't withdraw it from your robinhood to a wallet. there's no guarantee that robinhood has to buy dogecoins to back whatever the fuck you bought either. not your keys, not your crypto, robinhood is complete shit.
if you're this retarded about crypto just sign up for coinbase

>> No.28070255

>>28070181
so you're suggesting coinbase then?

>> No.28070326

>>28070255
coinbase is shit but it's retard proof and you're a retard
yes

>> No.28070651
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>>28070326
how am i a retard if i don't know anything about it?

that's like saying i'm a sped for not knowing how to drive stick shift

it's probably not that hard, but i've never done it, same with crypto

i never been been involved with it

>> No.28070744

>>28070651
You ARE a retard because you couldn't research this yourself.

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>>28070744
what else is there to research man? i didn't know buying some memecoin would need so much in depth info digging, is it really that complicated to just buy some coins and leave it be?

>> No.28071240

>>28070900
The fact that you don't have to wait 72hrs for your Kraken deposits faggot.

>> No.28071329

Rule one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnC5mFaIW3Q
Also, why so fucking impatient?

>> No.28071871

>>28071329
because doge could reach half a cent anytime soon now, i want to dive in before it's too late

>> No.28071913

>>28069619

>Robinhood
You're not going to make it

>> No.28071950

>>28069619
www.coinmetro.im

>> No.28071957
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>>28071871
fomo, impatience, and inability to research
not gonna make it in crypto bud

>> No.28071984

>>28071240
Verification on Kraken took me like 10 minutes and I could deposit fiat via SEPA instantly.

>> No.28072017

>>28069619
Try Gemini, but you need to wait 5 business days after depositing (one week if there's no holidays)

>> No.28072115
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28072115

kek
op is noob brainlet
filled out forums wrong
try it again ya dummy

>> No.28072120

Which exchange has a track record of cashing out the day I sell?

>> No.28072279

>>28069619
Download metamask, set up wallet. Buy some ETH with moonpay, send it to your wallet. Then just exchange the ETH for doge on any exchange. Fees might sucks but you should be able to complete all of this in like 1 hour without any gay 2+ day verification process or week+ hold due to bank transfers. I've had ETH transactions take 2+ hours to complete before though.

>> No.28072330

>>28071984
Yes but this mouthbreather thinks he has to wait 72hrs because of he literally saw that number somewhere, if he was even remotely fluent in English or not a complete retard he would realise Kraken is based.

>> No.28072363

I use coinmetro. Shit is fast so you have deposits on or off in a blink of an eye and it has really low fees. They kinda fuck you over on the available coin selection but the main pairs have plenty of that. Good fiat on ramp

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>>28071871
It absolutely will not. I've turned 3k into 700k in crypto since summer 2017 for what that appeal to authority is worth. What you want to do is worse than trying to get three colors in a row on the roulette table. I don't know how to make you THINK in the right way for this but I promise you the way you think now will see you lose money.

>> No.28072586

Oh sorry, my reading comprehension failed, thought you wrote half a dollar. It's still gambling but not as bad as I said.

>> No.28072619

>>28072330
>>28071984

forgot to mention you eurofags that i'm in the US.

>> No.28072653
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>>28069619

>> No.28072734

>>28072510
It was just speculation man, never said it WILL reach half a cent, but it might as well be

>> No.28072810

>>28072653
Coinmetro has a shareholder type token so endorsements and good ratings is at least partially from an army shilling to benefit their investment.
>>28072734
It's worth more than half a cent right now though?

>> No.28073324

why has no one mentioned binance?
lowest trading fees no? you can also deposit fiat

>> No.28073742

>>28072734
Kraken is a US based exchange, anon I think you're a bit out of your depth here. Go back to playing with legos

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>>28069619
Fucking sick of all the kraken crying threads.
Use a shit service: suck it up or move to a better one like CoinMetro https://coin-metro.com/
You only need a CEX to use as fiat on/off ramp, buy ETH there and trade shitcoins on Uniswap.

>> No.28075279

>>28069619
coinmetro is the best for fiat on/off ramps
other exchanges take longer and rape you with fees

>> No.28075862

>>28074818
>>28075279
comfymetro

>> No.28076001

>>28069619
Fucking retard
Kraken literally has its own bank
Go deposit your money on mxc or some other chink scam exchange
>robin hood
Oh you're retarded, lol nevermind

>> No.28076036

>>28074818
>>28075279

should i switch from coinbasepro to coinmetro?

>> No.28076330

>>28076036
Never used Coinbase Pro, I switched from Kraken to CM.
All I can say is just try them, if you don't like it, leave them again.

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28076502

>>28075862

>> No.28076575

if I had an opportunity to change something I would like to shoot this niggers who shilled there that trash
have already lost 1500$1700$ for their shit bot
who this fucker that made this stupid retarded algorithms
sounds like it is better to wait for full-ecosystem open for Bot Ocean and their solutions
my purse is crying

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>>28076502
Can you into photoshop?

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>>28076586

>> No.28076840

>>28076698
I mean that train I posted might be very memeable.
But I can't into photoshop to embed a cm logo on the front and put Kev behind the wheel.

>> No.28078156

>>28076036
Yes

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>> No.28079221

>Sold some crypto
>Got the fiat instant sepa'd to my bank account
feels good man

>> No.28080620

>>28069619
>whats a platform that wont cuck me
>i was thinking about robinhood or coinbase

Are you retarded?

>> No.28081710

>>28080620
Probably a shill, ignore it, Kraken is way better than Coinbase.

>> No.28082925

>>28069619
Don't go get robbed at robinhood OP. Don't be that stupid.