/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28033405
Holy fucking kek hahhahaha. Holy shit. Someone show this to sergay please. HAHAHAHAHHA.

>>28033405
I am actually angered. Dismissed this shit as a meme through and through. If I had bought when elon first tweeted I actually could have made a decent multiple

>>28033405
HAHAHAH LINKIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

incredibly bearish for crypto as a whole

>>28033632
Cope

>>28033405
lmfao

Seems like this bull run is coming to an end.

>>28033632
This. People love gambling and doge is pretty much a legal simple way to do it. And when they want to withdraw their funds they may choose to stay in the crypto ecosystem actually investing in something

Link to #10 holy shit. We’re about to fall out of top 10. Holy shit bros i can’t believe this.

>>28033667
if there's that much dumb money and normies in crypto it's time to bail out

>>28033405
BAHAHAHA THE REAL MEME HERE IS LINK

The more it getting ridiculous the closest we are to the top.

And right now is pretty hilarious.

>>28033405
Normies really don't know what Mcap is, do they?

>>28033405
m-my linkies s-stay stinky...

>>28033405
This is what i love about crypto, anarchy and chaos.

Also surely it's pronounces like doge in dogeza rather than like dodge. Why the fuck is everyone saying dodge coin

>>28033405
Nothing about this is fucking serious. Forget DOGE, even fucking LTC is a worthless scamfork. Fuck this whole nigger market.

>>28033889
They have no fucking clue, with their, do you think doge can hit $500?? questions.

>>28033984
Because normie midwits are fucking stupid

i cant wait for china to dump on all these retards

>>28033818
So how is it bearish then?

>>28034029
sneethe

>>28033889
Nope, not at all. They just think "hey BTC used to be pennies and now it's 40k, we should buy DOGE for pennies and in a few years we'll all be billionaires!"

>>28033405
reminder that this is the kind of thing that was happening right before everything crashed through the floor at the start of 2018

Tfw pornstars and niggers on twitter making BANK while we wait for Link to take off.... some time....

type "dogecoin" into google and the second predictive result is "dogecoin stock". I hate normies so god damn much

>>28034037
>>28034163
Are people actually saying that?
Five hundred dollars?
Can they not do math?

>>28033889
Mcap dosnt matter its about the vol and DOGE has the biggest

>>28034071
unfortunately everyone who was holding a big bag of DOGE already dumped when they couldnt believe their luck. there's no sell pressure any more.

>>28034029
We've reached peak clownworld with the top 10 right now.

>tether
unbacked funny money
>cardano
ghostcoin eth killer
>XRP
centralized security shitcoin
>polkadot
yet another eth killer
>dogecoin
literal meme
>binance coin
what in god's cock is this fucking thing doing in the top 10
>litecoin
dead shitcoin

>>28034099
I am financial sneedeth

>>28034263
LINK already took off you fucking retard

>>28034371
You fool, Mcap absolutely matters.
People are putting their piddly government cheques in this hoping for over a dollar per DOGE. They have no idea how much money that would require.

can chaines use their coin to hang themselves?

>>28033405
I mean how did you not see this coming? If you didn't then you shouldn't be investing because you are emotionally attached to link

>>28033936
This. It's quite fun to watch even if I don't own a single Doge.

>>28033984
Neither of those is correct. Whether in venetian or english the g is dzh. You say the e in venetian, but not english.

lmao linktards and lamecoinners seething hard rn

>>28033889
Normies don't understand crypto at all. On Reddit they were unironically saying it could be the next Bitcoin and go to 10k a coin.

ITT LINKIES BTFO

aaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

also, a kid from my fraternity (just joined for the business connections) said to me that "link is such a buy rn, 32$ next" ( he's one of those WSB retards who trades options).....do with this information what you will but if I had link I would of sold as soon as someone said that to me....honestly I wish this was a larp shit was so cringe

wow much pump such moneys lellellel xddddddd

>>28034639
How the FUCK are people this stupid?

if there wasnt a better sign of the top then this is it. He has fucking ruined crypto

>>28034768
Who? Elon?

>>28033405
Xrp was numba won
Ppc and nmc were in the Too 10
Ltc still is in the top 10

Stranger things have happened

>>28033818
I think that once the retards struggle to cash out and thousands of them fuck it up and lose their money, they will dismiss crypto as bullshit once again. This shit happens in stages. The next time the public "catches on", they will have an actual basic understanding of how things work, and see crypto for what it is. The mania stage is coming to an end, and soon crypto as a whole will find and revert to a more normally performing asset class.

>>28033405
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LINKIES

Link number 10 hahahahhhaa. Thought it was supposed to be #3?!?!? Wtf!!!!

>>28034475
You have no idea what's coming if you think that Link's set sail.

>>28033929
A dog is coin is currently shitting all over them so yes, yes they do.

>>28033984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSgRzCAtXA

>>28035045
Links not going anywhere but bach down to #15-20. Link is shit now even doge better hahahhaa.

>>28033405
Wait for the cope when it flips btc

MOTHER BITCH DOGE, HOW CAN SHE SLAP. BLOODY BASTERD!!

>>28034835
CZ is wash trading this round instead of Huobi and OKEX. CZ has ruined crypto.

my lil dog stock doin some

>>28033405
Normies are unironically making lots of money off this, as long as they sell in time.

>>28034887
absolutely disgusting

>>28033405
DOGECOIN is the NWO coin

>>28033984
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/doge
>US) IPA(key): /doʊdʒ/, /doʊʒ/

>>28035282
Yes and no. I can live with bsc and semi centralized cheap smart contracts, if it makes dollar.

Seems like yesterday when bitmex was raided and I told you faggots bet on CZ

>>28033889
doesnt look like it matters though, mc is a meme anyhow

>>28033543
You still can anon, you know how you were wrong then? Don’t make the mistake again, bit coin wishes it had this movement behind it, doge may never pass btcs highs but that doesn’t mean it has a ceiling on its head like a lot of people think

>>28033405
hes gonna kill the bullrun

If dubs, doge will become the new currency of clown world

>>28033405
Imagine still holding Chainlink lmao
Imagine if you had dumped all your Chainlink into Doge the moment you realized Sergay was gonna betray

>>28035565
>>28034548
It has nothing to do with Italian doge and everything to do with the fact that doge in dogeza sounds like doggy. You fucking retards

>>28034639
Doge at 10k would be a market cap of what 10 quadrillion?

my lil doge stock doin sommmmmmmmmmmmmm

i just got into coinz yesterday made a quick milli . whats this link u talkin

>>28035666
MC isn't a fucking meme.
It's a numerical reality you dimwit.
People only have so much crap to throw into magic internet coins.

>>28036128

>>28036067
per normal english spelling rules, doge would be pronounced dohj. It would be spelled dogue if the G were hard not soft.

and doge is an english word. The italian version is pronounced differently.

>>28033889
You don't either because marketcap and tokenomics is bullshit attempt to try and give crypto legitimacy.

>>28036095
What does it matter? As long as people are ready to buy it's going to keep going up, maybe even past BTC.

So do they like giving Chinks money now, not Jews? The fent peddlers own the supply and volume of this coin.

>>28036371
There literally isn't enough money for that to happen is what he's alluding to.

>>28035282
Agree someone needs to take the matter up with higher powers. Fuck CZ

Community memecoin vs centralized scam

>>28035045

Yeah literally like $1

Link is dead faggot. Move on

>>28036371
>maybe even past BTC.
you don't understand what you're talking about

>>28036524
I don't know, maybe everyone buying doge causes global hyperinflation.

>>28033543
>Dismissed this shit as a meme through and through
You say this as if you were wrong

>>28036371
You're not getting it. Per-token value is arbitrary. There's no difference between a coin worth 100 bucks with a million coin supply and a coin worth 1,000 bucks with a 100,000 coin supply. They have the same market cap. How the units are divided is arbitrary. Just like you could say you increase your wealth by 100x if you refer to your net worth in terms of how many cents you own, rather than dollars.

Dogecoin is cheap but has a ridiculously high supply

>>28036664
THEN THE DOLLARS OVERALL BUYING POWER GOES DOWN WITH IT HOLY FUCKING PLEASE GO BACK

>>28036268
your IQ score is: Nigger

>>28036664
>world collapse by a Shiba Inu meme

>>28035565
>>28036067
>>28036264
Blew my mind twice over.
>US) IPA(key): /doʊdʒ/, /doʊʒ/
Had no idea Anglos pronounce it differently from the Italian/Venetian.
Then, in the same article:
>From dog. First attested in the 2005 episode Biz Cas Fri 1 from Homestar Runner.[1]
>IPA(key): /dəʊdʒ/, /dəʊʒ/, /dəʊɡ/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSgRzCAtXA
I always assumed it was pronounced "doggeh" and was just supposed to be a stupid meme cutesy version of "doggy". Which actually suits the meme. /dəʊdʒ/ is retarded for both meanings.

>>28033405
shitlinks put in their spot poopy pants ahahahaha get rekt ahahaha

>>28035666
Christ, Satan. I thought you were better than this.

>>28033818
>And when they want to withdraw their funds they may choose to stay in the crypto ecosystem actually investing in something

Probably no since it's in RH and they never even have custody over their own asset even if they buy BTC. Most of them will never take their money off RH

>>28035565
This is exactly how I say it. It's the funniest and cutest.

>>28033405
Part of me so badly wants to see it hit .25

BTC ETH DOGE

the holy trinity

>>28037063
>>28037063
Nah, the only people who say "doh-gay" are the same faggots who pronounce sage on 4chan as "sah-gay" rather than like the herb.

>>28036371
There isn't enough wealth, not just fiat but total wealth, to allow for that market cap.

>>28033405
im going to kill myself

This piece of shit I about to break out somewhat or bounce back down below 1600 when it spends some time above 1617

>>28033632
Yeah, the normal crypto crash is coming. It always does.

>>28036268
Retard.

>>28033543
This isn't sustainable at all. It only does anything when there is a marketing campaign. Look at it's history, no one will ever treat it like a legitimate coin, when the campaign stops, it drops like it always does.

>>28033543
It is a meme. That doesn't mean it doesn't have value though. Hell lots of valuable shit are arguably propped up by nothing more than memetics

>>28035045
You're a retard. $1000 meme is only a 40x. Big whoop, defi pump dumps easily do that.

>>28033405
The time traveller chronicles are coming true.
Doge stable top 5 in 2030

>>28033405
It was overdue for Litecoin to disappear.

Maybe you should have diversified your portfolio my dude.

I trusted you. I confided in you. There's a lot that a man can tolerate, a man such as myself, a man of status; a high caliber man. There's a lot that a man like myself can go through in life before he reaches his limit, and you knew that, and you abused that. You knew that about me and you abused that, you knew about my goodwill and you took advantage of me like a fool. You made me look like a fool in front of my family and in front of my friends on a rare coin collecting forum. And yet I forgave you and I led you into my castle.. my portfolio. Shame on me, there's a lot that a man can be put through in life... But not this, not this. At last I counted, we were breaking ath's and now where there were many gains, there are none. I told you there was one rule... I told you there was one rule. You touched my gains, and now you're done kid.

>>28038283

>>28033405
Looks like 2021 is going to be another clown world year.

>>28033626
everyday LINK holds +$20 is COMFY
you just win

>>28033405
Xlm will pass it next, get out now

>>28033632
I gotta agree

>>28038431
is this what people mean when they say "clown economics"?

>>28036603
>15 wallets have 50% of total supply

Yeah community coin kek

>>28039730
someone link a source to that? shit...fucked up if true

>>28034434
>>litecoin
>dead shitcoin
you'll be eating those words in a month or two

I doubt Elon Musk has invested himself, he is just tweeting about it for fun and people take it too seriously, this can only end one way.

>>28039975
elon only tweets about dogecoin when bitcoin is starting to run.
it's pretty obvious what he is doing.

>>28037587
2chan begat 4chan, dumbass.

>>28039911
IT'S A DEAD SHITCOIN. IT SHOULD'VE DROPPED OUT OF THE TOP TEN YEARS AGO

>>28040149
you think Elon invests into btc?

>>28040299
he literally started memeing doge the day michael saylor talked to him about bitcoin.
also the treasury of spacex was at saylors confrence the other day.
so yeah, hes probably accumulating.

Doge is the GME of crypto.
The intention is to send a message to the cattle: "crypto is just a meme, come back to stocks".

>>28033543
It is a meme. The thing is, you can still make money on memes.

>>28038924
>got in at $2 during corona-chan's crash
I'm a longboi so it's been amusing watching daytraders rope themselves because it isn't the 3-block road to El Dorado

>>28040737
hard to accumulate bitcoin with so much wealth, use Doge as a distraction, very smart move.

>>28034037
I'm holding and willing to lose my 200 dollar investment in case it ever hits 1 buck.

>>28033405
The cope in this thread is unreal.

All of you stupid niggers got BTFO. Either way, I already got out.

Fuck it.
I'm going to mine $1's worth and then swing trade it to a million.

>>28041263
is doge easy to mine on vidya gaming pcs?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DID I LEARN? I'M RIGHT AND LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE ON /biz/ IS A FUCKING RETARD. EASIEST 3X OF MY LIFE

>>28041633
>3x

>>28033405
I almost clicked buy on million doge at 20 sats. I literally feel sick to my stomach.

>>28037892
i love when ids are all lower caps. it's like 1/256, or less when counting extra characters

virgin /biz/ crypto speculators vs chad doge holder

>>28038146
What else was there

>>28034434
You are literally what’s wrong with crypto. A fucking retard who doesn’t understand tech and is holding all of us back with your total and absolute stupidity.
Neck yourself please.

>>28037004
Kek, rekt.
And dubs

>>28034434
You need to update your info on Cardano. It WAS a ghostcoin.

>>28033405
That's based
>>28033632
I wonder how many normies are going to get burnt on doge.

OHHGG STINKIEEEEEES

>>28034309
Holy shit it's real AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

>>28033405
Link marines on suicide watch jesus
>>28033889
>buying a literal meme coin created as a joke because a meme autist rocket man made some tweets about it
>understanding the fundamentals

>>28045962
>>28034309
OH NO NO NO
MY LIL DOGE COIN STOCK DOIN SUM

>>28040216
This dead shitcoin just gave me the fattest stimmy I've ever gotten.

>>28036664
>people are this stupid

>>28039814
you can check doge distribution

>>28044049
Good, interesting catch

Why won’t he list doge on paypal?

>>28033405
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER

Honestly the fact this coin even made it past 1 cent is incredible considering how large the volume of coins there are and how there is literally no cap to the amount of coins that can be mined. The fact this coin was made as a joke should tell these people it's worthless.

>>28041263
Don't bother. The amount of electricity it will cost will always give you a negative margin. If if the coin were to somehow reach 10 cent, you'd need to mine 1000+ coins just to be able to see any sort of return unless your electricity is dirt cheap. Even worse is considering all of the multi-miners out there are probably putting a few machines on DOGE to take advantage of the short boom, leaving lower rewards for the individual miners such as yourself.

>>28033632
This is basically Kate Perry nails 2021

>>28036067
That's what I thought.

>>28036224
It's all a meme. The world runs on a literal scam. In no reality should DOGE have gone to 8 cents. God is fucking with us:
>But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
Watch DOGE go to $100 because fuck it.

>>28033405
HOLD UP WHITE BREAD SNOOP BEEN TWEETIN BOUT DOGIZZLE THEN I READ UP ON EFFERIUMS GIMMIE YR FUCKING SEED RIGHT NOW HONKEY OR EAT THIS CLICKLY CLACK MUTHFUCKA

>>28033543
Crypto is all just memepower, LINK had lots of memepower before, now it's run out. DOGE will run out soon, at least once the celebrity followers stop powering the meme (unless they convince another demographic to pour in money).

holy fuck... i think Doge is the prophesized "mark of the beast"