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27973712 No.27973712 [Reply] [Original]

Love the theme but why do I get the feeling that's all there is to it? Surf? Now towels? Lockups and passive income galore? Someone explain this shit to me.

>> No.27974193

decentralized hedge fund is the part that most interests me

>> No.27974872

There's gonna be so many arb opportunities just within the ecosystem itself, thinking I might write myself a bot to skim it for myself

>> No.27975954

Also venture capital with amazingly high liquidity. Will be most interested to see what the 6% stake in Bet Galaxy will bring to the table.

>> No.27976083

>>27974193
>>27975954
>>27974872
Stockholm syndrome stakers. I’m in the discord you guys got played HARD. Get help

>> No.27976473

Still confused.

>> No.27976524

>>27976473
Ok kys you are from a telegram

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>>27976083

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>>27976083
kys

>> No.27976619

good sir please buy my coin surfyi surfyi much curry had good day no scam much money mission to moon very soon

>> No.27976744

>>27976619
:DDD

>> No.27976801

Rofl, they crushed this thread with this trash, what a joke haha

>> No.27977115

>>27976801
sir, do the curryneedful

>> No.27977118

what’s the matter big boy, never had your dick sucked by a whirlpool before?

>> No.27977277

>>27973712
>>27976473
Sorry king, I'll try to sum it up:

Assets under management (external and feeding income to the whirlpool stakers) are constantly going to be increasing over time as people exit the whirlpool. Any dapps or systems built on top are simply a cherry on top of the core system.

The towels provide exposure to the system without the risk of impermanent loss. You just get a stream of whirlpool income.
Surfgov will be the governance token, which you'll be able to pay for via surf ecosystem NFTs or donating a portion of your whirlpool position.

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>>27976473
DURF :DDD

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>> No.27978026

>>27977306
lel

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>>27976524
Sounds like you needa go for a dip big boy

Come in, the waters perfect

>> No.27979746

>>27977277
I would put more importance to the dapps than being just a cherry on top. The system needs volume. And volume is coming big time.

$10 EOM

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YO WHY THE FUCK CAN I NOT SELL THIS TOKEN ON UNI? every time i try to sell i get the following error?

>> No.27979941

>>27979831
it’s saving you from yourself, truly the perfect token

>> No.27980129

>>27974193
>decentralized hedge fund
explain the mechanics of this and how it benefits surf holders

>> No.27980454

>>27979831
We rugged you fgt


Just use >1.1% slippage and round numbers

>> No.27980922

>first three replies are classic pajeetery
>>27977277
>Assets under management (external and feeding income to the whirlpool stakers) are constantly going to be increasing over time as people exit the whirlpool
why does AUM go up? why are people exiting the whirlpool?
>The towels provide exposure to the system without the risk of impermanent loss. You just get a stream of whirlpool income.
if people are leaving the whirlpool how is there a stream of income from it?
i''ll admit i'm not focused enough to buy forward thinkers in the defi space. i wage for a living and just try to pick up what i can.
so answer my questions and tell me how your token is better than, say, dracula. drc lets me stake without LP exposure and get an ETH drip based on what looks to be the same idea. tax on stake/unstake.
what am i missing? don't tell me dapps without telling me what the dapps are and do. NFT dapps on surf? fuck off, you're late on that.

i'm open to it, but i need an honest representation of the plan. not just thrownig shit at the wall and hoping for a bounce.

>> No.27980978

>>27979831
You can’t sell which that that has no value anon.

>> No.27981928

>>27980978
Google is your friend

DYOR

Or stay out, more whirlpool rewards for me ;)

>> No.27982102

>>27980922
The discord group is literally the least pajeety defi project ive seen

>> No.27982348

>>27973712
ear shit, you ponzi scamming fucks, you're worse than a cult, can't wait for proof to rug your ass

>> No.27982566

>>27973712
this was in freefall and it wasn't letting me take my money out
took an hour for me to get it out of there