/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27964433
just buy the fucking coin nigger

>>27964433
Lol they think you are retarded. I can see it.

You'd feel the same way if they told you to buy and the price went down. Take responsibility for your own financial life, nigger.

>>27964433
>how do I steal my friends crypto
This is why they have a chat without you nigger

sorry anon they think you are stupid desu.

just make your own money and realize those are not your "friends"

it may not be profit financially but invaluable lesson learned

>>27964433
lol how did you find out if it's a secret huh? maybe they kept you out because you're a jealous greedy bastard

>>27964433
oh yeah remember that advice post when that dude said your friends and your friends
this is what he meant

>>27964433
>send friends keylogger
>take passwords
>transfer funds
>xmr it
>offer them condolences when they tell you about their loss
>screem with happiness inside

>>27964433
>when I found this out I instantly started punching my bed

This is why they have a chat without you, only a retarded sperg would react this way.

>>27964433
Make more money than them in crypto. Its the best vengeance. Lurk here some more.

>>27964433
Serious question, are you old enough for this website?

>>27964433
Just say you're into crypto and buy some bitcoins and they'll let you in you sperg. If not, then they aren't really your friends. They probably just talked about it while drunk or something and vowed to keep it between themselves.

if they are normies there is no way they have a hardware wallet or anything secure
just steal the laptop when they are out one day and find the keys
return it
then remove the crypto

>>27964433
Are you in fucking Highschool? get your own thing and mind your own wallet

>>27964433
LMFAAAO
HAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA
NIGGER, YOUU , YOOOOU ARE THE NORMIE FOR THEM KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
LMAAO SHIT ICANT MY SIDES

>buy gun
>??????
>profit

>>27964433
>and has never brought it up to me once despite seeing him multiple times
he did that one time and you told him to stfu

Offer to suck their dicks
1 sucky for 0.1 ETH

>>27964819
I am 22

>>27964901
Were we the normies this whole time?

They say the n word and talk about schlomo and they think you'd screencap them and rat them out

>>27964802
I wish I could do this but I’m a boomer with tech. My exit strategy would be to steal all their crypto and move abroad

>>27964570
I’m actually the most clever one, but I am socially retarded so yeah kinda

>>27964570
>>27964685
>>27964684
>>27964730
>>27964819
>>27964843
>>27964899
leave the faggot alone faggots. we're all trying to make it too you know jesus christ

>>27964837
They all have the jumpstart on me the fucking niggers. My plan is to jump ape ADA and let it sit there for 5 years. But they also have this plan too.

>>27964433
have you expressed interest in crypto to them, at all? Your friends are allowed to succeed.
>My exit strategy would be to steal all their crypto and move abroad
>I’m actually the most clever one, but I am socially retarded
Go to therapy you fucking sociopath.

>>27966066
well maybe you are maybe you're not, i dont know you, but this line of thought aint fucking okay.

>>27965006
Im tellin ya OP is getting ghosted by his "friends" who he thinks of as normies but he's the one missing out on crapto man this is a+ comedy.

Also your friend talking about 10x etc, if he's truly a normie hes a fucking larp and there's no fucking way he ever went 10x. And if he did he went 10x and sold at -50%.
God they didn't want you to make it that must hurt dude that must hurt.
I'm actually doing the same to my lefty friends, I'm telling all my based bros what to buy and the lefty friends that crypto is a scam and that I've only lost money so far.

>>27964433
How about be cool and ask them to let you in and give you advice? You wanna steal crypto? From your friends? I would knock your teeth you if you said that in front of my you little bitch. You would deserve it, faggot. I 100% guarantee they've brought up crypto in front of you and you made some stupid fuck smart ass remark, and THAT is why they didn't let you in. But now that you hear they are making money, you're pissing and screaming? Fucking pussy. Anyway, tell them you are interested in investing and they will help you.

Although tbqh your friends are probably retards and you're better off just browsing /biz/.

>>27965182
you're not clever if you're not in crypto yet, in fact you seem to be an absolute midwit seething who truly doesnt know how others see him. There's a reason why they excluded you, you proably suck.

Let me guess you correct them on small pedantic things and then think to yourself that you're smarter than them because of that. Meanwhile they have girlfriends and careers.

>>27966427
they think ada is a long term hodl, says enough about them. All the normies I know think that aswell, where the fuck are they getting that idea from lel, any influencer shilling ada?

Let me guess OP your friends hold steller and ripple, to the moon!!!

>>27966238
Ffs what is happening to me is the inverse of what you’re doing. They’re all lefty anti trump fags and I’m proudly MAGA (since 2015)

>>27964433
>instantly started punching my bed
thankyou bro i needed this laugh
my apologies if u are being serious, i am laugh lol

>>27964433
>being this bothered by what your "friends" do on their own time
yea, you know, if you weren't such a fucking /r9k/ psycho, maybe they'd be actual friends with you instead of just taking pity on you. stop acting like a fucking autist, be genuine, and then you'll actually get invited to shit. normal people can sniff out retards like you a mile away.

>>27966427
Yes you are right I was smug to them once, but because they were HUGE FAGGOT NORMIES when first talking about it. In 2017 bull run they fucking bought BTC at like 12k then cried when it plummeted. They would only talk about bitcoin. They bought in at like 7k and sold at 7.5k after a month because they didn’t have the patience. I obviously mocked them slightly for this. But now, they have actively schemes AGAINST me to purposefully never mention their Jew schemes to multiply their wealth, without telling their good friend of over 10 heads about it. Fucking cunts, they’re fucking faggots

>>27966238
>>27966546
I have about 4 close friends. I brought up crypto years ago and 1 was already involved so we became investing butt buddies, and we ended up getting the two who showed interest into it as well. But the 1, the one who was JUST SO ABOVE IT ALL, who said "hurr what if the internet gets shut down?" and "i herd ppl lost to much money. seems like a scam blah blah i don't do research blah blah."

And guess how that turned out? We left him behind, we are all in 6-figure hell and he's still a broke bitch. I love him but don't ridicule my investments and expect me to force you to invest for your own good, it's out of my hands at that point. And I'm sure this is the exact type of person OP was at some point, an uneducated FUD monkey who smugly flaunts their own ignorance.

>>27964433
looks like your friends aren't your friends.

>>27964433

Just buy CLF dude

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

>>27966635
well there you go man
I'm actually gonna give you advice and you should absolutely IGNORE everything else on this board.
Go to the stakenet discord, ask about how to buy and set up an MN (and what it is etc) and you will never have to work in your life again, it's the ultimate normie deterrent. You're lucky I feel bad for you. Also, never ever tell one of those lefty neocommie homos what you bought, they will report you straight to aoc.
And really just follow this advice and never come back to the board. This board is 3 years of hell before it's profitable, too many opportunities too neck. I just gave you the shortcut, you will see that I was right in 3 years when your friends hold useless shit that they trade on stakenet.
you need approx 6k to make it.

>>27965182
>I’m actually the most clever one
Then why is your friend kicking your ass in crypto retard

>>27966894
I'm trying to save a based normie friend of mine of binance xrp xlm insertnormiecoin hell but he wont listen.

>>27966854
Honestly I can relate to this.
Just pretend to be ignorant of it all and make your own money and never mention it.

>>27964433
Your friends are jealous of your huge dick. If they are rich and you're not, they feel better. If you and your dick get rich they will be miserable. Buy biz pajeet scams and destroy their happiness.

>>27964802
Stop helping jews with your autism! Just because someone asks a question you dont need to give the best answer retard.

>>27964433
I send my closest friends little shit every once in a while reminding them that crypto exists so they can't get mad later on

>>27965087
this is not rocketscience those tools are available online for free. if you have acces to their pc while it is on just plug in an usb drive and you are almost done.

>>27967107
they probably trade on a cex with 2 factor auth. This will just get him socially excluded forever.

>>27964433
You’re fucking stupid.

>>27966857
LARP or KYS

>>27964433
Maybe it’s cause your emotionally unstable and they don’t want to feel responsible for your financial destiny cause you might go an kill them. P.S. maybe you should have looked into crypto instead of dismissing it all these years. I mean Craig your such an ignorant fuck. Why would I want to spoon feed you

>>27966635
KEK trump lost

>>27967141
This is actually perfect, because when they review the messages, they will only have themselves to blame. Yet if these cunts notified me getting on ETH sub 300 I would have jumped on that shit after 2017 bull run, but I got caught up at university.

>>27967209
remote acces trojan hijack their session withdraw funds burn coins for extra kek

>>27967390
>>27966857

People aren’t gonna tell you what they think of you anon..
They’ll show you

>>27966857
please refer to
>>27966435
>>27964901

>>27964433
How did you find out?

>>27964433
100% this is black anon who posted yesterday

>>27966435
I used to be that way. It's a horrible way to live. Anon if this describes you (be honest with yourself) then take this piece of advice.

It will never hurt you to say nothing with very few exceptions. You will know when these exceptions occur if you are not completely retarded. This has genuinely helped me immensely to not be a massive faggot who spergs out at stupid shit. Red pill: PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE CORRECT. YOU SOUND LIKE A MASSIVE UNLIEKABLE FAGGOT WHEN YOU CORRECT PEOPLE.

>>27964433
Fuck off, nigger. Buy your own crypto.

>>27966546
Don’t dismiss stellar. Stellar is Jew coin and you should always bet on the Jew winning

>>27967677
I was talking to one of the group members, and obviously with this bull market shitcoins are making crazy gains and I think he was guilty that I wasn’t in the group chat with everyone sharing their portfolios and what they’re looking at etc. He added me to the group, I can’t fully read the whole chat, only since about 5 days ago. They’re all rimming eachother over the ADA pump. I bet the chat is fucking silent now I’m in it, as they now have to reflect on how they obstructed me from making it

>>27967714
This is my first post ever, I have been a lurker on other forums and this recently. I am getting a lot of dopamine with each comment

>>27964433
stop being in highschool
stop being a newfag
stop thinking you aren't a loser in the world's eyes
stop thinking you have friends
stop thinking you don't need to improve
stop seeking approval
and then start seeking more balanced, healthy, and honest relationships

>>27967888
Whatever man, take out your rage but not on them, just release it by posting here or do a workout, don't punch pillows or anyone.
You got some money? The bull market is on and it's here to stay, and even without it you can still make money in crypto when you start with a decent base.
See what they talked about, acquire info, try to speak to them without correcting their shit like a prick, do your own research, you can still make your money.

>>27967489
do you buy these off the dnm?

>>27964433
Don't be a loser, make your own wealth, this is a good place to start. You say you are smarter than your friends, you have to prove it, otherwise you are just a whining moron here

>>27964433
ok now draw the rest of the owl. what's wrong with you? there's more to the story.
>>27966635
>they're left-wing faggot midwits
>into the crypto meme
what a surprise. why do you even want to follow them on this? they're going to roll snake eyes one of these days.

>>27968017
i am 40. this is the best advice here. just completely fucking ghost these people. disappear to them entirely. and mind your own knitting from now on.

>>27967496
take my reddit gold kek
no but honestly, this is actually good life advice, solid piece anon.

>>27967940
never say comment, its post
and it's not forum it's board, you need to lurk more, but as I said i gave you the only golden advice you need in another post and all these pnd schemes on biz will make you off yourself because you have WAY too much catching up to do.
Can someone remind me why we are helping this absolute newfag again?

>>27968463
>>27968559
go back to your containment thread
>>27966769

>>27968463
I suppose the essence of it is that we have all been friends for a long time, 10-11years, and we were a very tight group until we all dispersed for university. But I just feel like this one time they consciously made the decision to exclude me, which in my opinion is unforgivable, given that it is associated with increasing your wealth and hence your opportunity. Obviously I am going slightly over the top previously in this thread, we are actually all quite normal, but I don’t think I can forgive this one incident. Imagine making 10x, seeing your close friend, and never mentioning it? That’s fucking disgusting desu. I’m going to slowly withdraw from the group and work abroad anyway I think.

>>27964433
these people are not your friends

>>27964433
>normie fag friends
yet you're the one who didn't have crypto. who's the real normie here faggot? it helps to look in the mirror sometimes

>>27964433
Lmao jealous poorfag idiot
>how can I steal
Maybe get a job?

>>27968559
agree with this

>>27964433
step one: go to jail
step two: pepper your angus

>>27964433
Did you show interest? Did YOU ASK? If not then fuck you than that is your own fault for having no interest in the things available to you. I been trying to let my bro know and he just is into guns..keeps scrimpin to buy guns and parts for guns..I told him dude, you can get all the money you want to buy your toys.. but he can't shift his focus..on him not me.

>>27964433

dont be a nigger

>>27968781
>consciously made the decision to exclude me, which in my opinion is unforgivable
I've been in this exact situation.
Good pals for a long time until they activity decided to ostracize me (in my case, for their first whiff of pussy). Just ghost them. They are faggots anyway and the only reason I was friends with them is so I wasn't a complete loner.

>>27969297
>>27966857

>>27964433
Shut up nigger

>>27969385
This also happened with us a few years ago, a small faction of the group because obsessed with trying to pick up women, scrolling tinder constantly, their sole purpose in life was to talk to the other sex, but it was very desperate and very sex-obsessed. I had the same thoughts of withdrawing then, just because of how fucking gay they were being, but that phase ended when they finally fucked 4 different girls

>>27964764

Advice to live by.

>>27964433
kek based autist in 4chan fashion. DO EET.

>>27969645
lol virgin

>>27964433
post hand?

They probably didn't tell you because they knew you would have that attitude.

>>27964433
You’re the problem kiddo.

Take a deep hard look.

>>27969781
lol i was one of the first to lose it and have a girlfriend, I was over it by the time they started getting obsessed, that’s why it seemed pathetic to me

>>27966635
>>27965182
>>27966857
and yet you wonder why they left you out. I'm surprised they are still friends with you. They've already hopped to another groupchat and are chiding the person who invited you in the first place. Sad!

death wish? they will cut your face off anon. niggers will kill for over a hundred bucks. start hanging out with your own jewish culture.

>>27969926
>have a girlfriend
No you don't.

>>27968275
you can but i would recomend metasploit to learn how this stuff works and how protect yourself against it. also you could check if friends run any antivirus on their pc. check if your tools get identified by that av before going in.

>>27970015
To have doesn’t imply that I currently have you fucking sub 80 IQ cretin

>>27969645
Ironically in my case I started getting laid when they ostracized me and they didn't get anything. Anyway dude if you feel the betrayal is really bad then you know what to do.

>>27969945
>>27968781

>>27970091
Oh, sorry. What I meant to say was, you have never had a girlfriend or had sex. Ever. And you never will.

>>27970091
have you considered that they hate you and that maybe you should find new friends? i am guessing you can't and have a psychotic bipolar disorder
probably why they didn't include you because they knew you would freak the fuck out and be dangerous if they made a call and it ended up losing you money

>>27967408
You just learned about crypto now, you are the normie. I hope they catch you stealing and beat you dead.

>>27970584
Do you have basic comprehension skills? I obviously knew about crypto, I knew about it just about 2017 bull run. But obviously I switched off post this because all coins are down loads and I’m busy at a top 5 world university, I didn’t have the time to fucking neet all day

>>27964433
p99? good choice

>>27970061
windows defender does most of the work that other AVs do. Also I'm not the one trying to scam my "friends" I just wanna learn about this stuff.

>>27964433
They aren't your friend. We are your friends. Don't leave the house anymore.

>>27971148
well still metasploit is cool to play around and to learn. even better when your intention is learning and not scams

>>27964433
nah u probly that dumb friend in the group where nobody wants to spend the extra time to not only educate what crypto is but convince you to take the risk on something that ud prolly not understand... did u ever ask them about crypto?

>>27972229
Wow shut up nigger

it's not your friends if you hate them

>>27966998
>Go to the stakenet discord, ask about how to buy and set up an MN (and what it is etc)

not him you quote, but what is MN?

>>27972322
well at least we all know u a piece of shit friend who would steal out of jealousy... grow up git good and gets some shitcoins and start from there...

>>27964433
Drop a few thousand in rubic while it's down and hold until this bull run ends. Just remember to take out your principle at 2x or 3x just in case. Easy 10x

>>27972773
Bad bait

>>27972322
still im impressed with your digits tho

>>27964433
You get what you give anon. You sound like an inwardly angry and jealous person, and no matter how good you think your "mask" is, you probably project that outwardly. Try giving them your love, anon, it is free.

>>27964764
Gospel

>>27966894
Kek are you me anon? Same story with highschool friend of 15+ years, basically told me to get a real job when I tried telling him about it in 2017
I don't talk to him anymore for obvious reasons

>>27966635
holy fuck kys lmao

>>27972453
it means post your hand

>>27973527
Care to elaborate?

>>27973487
ahahaha dementia loving <70 IQ mongoloid faggot has joined the thread

>>27969297
At least your bro is still making a pretty damn good investment

>>27965182
>I’m actually the most clever one

>>27966894
I know all about this. I want my friends to make it but they are too risk adverse and too scared.
I told them to buy eth and chainlink but they just didn't listen. I would pester them to do it but stopped as soon as I could see it was annoying them.
It hurts me to see that they are really lost and depressed with the thought they might very well have to wage slave for the rest of their lives.
But I tried bros and now I need to accept that I will out grow them.

>>27966998
Take your meds tommy

>>27964433
Talk to them 1 by 1. Ask them what they recommend for protecting a crypto wallet or what they use. Their answers will let you know who's the weakest link to target.

If you're lucky enough that one of them does everything on their phone, get them blackout drunk and steal their phone while they're passed out. Maybe they use their thumbprint for logging into all their shit.Then trade through as many wallets and cryptos as possible to make it a nightmare to try to track down.

Then jizz in their underpants to convince them they had a wet dream when they eventually wake up.

>>27965182
>I’m actually the most clever one
Highlight post right here ^ kek
Good thread, had some laughs.
OP you don't have friends, stop referring to them as such
Man up and out trade them if you're so fucking clever.
Your acquaintances sound like fucking turbo normies buying ADA. You have the upper hand just by being on this board.
But don't for a second think you're hot shit. Stay in your lane kiddo.

this thread is gold. OP sounds like you're the actual fag with a superiority complex that can't take criticism, deflects blame and subtly shits on other people's opinions/tastes. Everyone can see this and it's fucking annoying. A lot of my friends went through this stage in high school/early 20's get over yourself or own up to being a friendless loser.

>>27964433
Have you ever considered that maybe youre the normie, you dumb cunt? Kys

>>27964433
>I instantly started punching my bed

Maybe they didn't include you because you're a worthless autistic fucking faggot who should be culled with the jews and niggers

>>27966998
wtf dude easy

>>27965006
you normie is my anon

>>27976208
Ding ding ding, winner. OP is the friend everyone secretly hates. The "Brian" of the group
> oh fuck Brian's coming, shhhh

>>27964433
Wait until you find out they have another group where they don't even talk about bitcoin and they only use it to talk shit about you

>>27965182
>I’m actually the most clever one
you are truly a pathetic loser anon, you deserve no friends

>>27969690
>Supports war in middle east and supports Israel?
Never nigger

>>27964433
Come at me motherfucker! Don't think I wont use any means necessary to deal with your stupid ass.

>>27964433
serves you right you tight pussy bitch

>buy gun (in minecraft)
>threaten other players in virtual world to transfer their virtual currency (within the game) to you
>profit (virtually)