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27879007 No.27879007 [Reply] [Original]

Just preparing for the next six months.

So lets say you already have a few million in magic internet money and accounts set up on Kraken and Gemini in your and your parents names.

Do you just sell 8 figures and do a wire to you local credit union and pretend like nothing happened? Do you just tell them it came from you brokerage account when they ask? Is the CRA going to be pounding you in the ass even if you say the cast basis is zero because you mined it back in 2011?

>> No.27879258

>>27879007
nice looking bitch

>> No.27879281

>>27879258
its a man

>> No.27879370

>>27879281
even better

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>>27879007
If they got McAfee, they'll get you too.
If you're European, move to Portugal, if you're from anywhere else consider a golden visa to Portugal/Malta/any other place with no capital gains tax on crypto.

>> No.27879378

>>27879281
That's good news

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>>27879374

I'm really afraid Justin will set capital gain inclusion to 100% to help pay to Stacy's CERB payments. So the magic circle banks might be the way to go.

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27880249

In for answers. I've stayed off the radar short of using my # for coinflip sms code. Irs would have to go to them then would have to go to carrier right? Seems like a long shot

>> No.27880376

>>27880249

I use a tracfone plan smart phone just for that purpose.

>> No.27880528

>>27879481
holy fuck i want to crawl inside this man’s asshole and die

>> No.27880619

>>27880249
Imagine using the chadjew, ever, for a mime.

>> No.27880640

>>27879281
actually no joke a 43 year old mom

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>>27880640
is there nothing on this earth that men can’t do better than women?