/biz/ - Business & Finance

only 3 more days. . .

ATOS ATOS ATOS ATOS

>>27872302
heem

F

was anyone around investing during the Steve Jobs era? god i bet it was hype

OCGN PT?

>>>27869953

>>27872302
MNXXF needs to release some news, I want to buy a helicopter

Am I overdiversified /smg/?

tell me which positions i should close and which ones i should go all-in on

ITRM

always invest with a clear mind, /smg/

Threadly reminder to not fall victim to the salmon shills!
Dont invest in a company that cant even sell its product

>>27872302
if you faggots dont buy NOK so i make my money back, i will be frustrated.. when are they going to the actual moon. christ what was i thinking im holding untill i see green . fuck.

Up 300% on USIO, feels good.

Anyone else feel like they're better at knowing when to sell options than shares?
Even if I miss out on more gains I just set a limit sell for 1.5-2.5x what I paid for it and forget about it
With shares it's almost constant FOMO

Ichimoku is actually an amazing short term indicator, now that I actually understand how it works I’ve been hitting buy signals like a motherfucker the past month or so

>>27872414
Yes. Close CRBP, F, and GEVO. I would also recommend dropping AMC and NOK.

OCGN moon mission inbound

Buy COW

>"you invested in MVIS, right anon ? "

>tell buddy why he shouldnt buy gme
>he says "thats a huge buy signal though"
....

>>27872414
Can you list an exit strategy for all 9?

>>27872436
nice edit
Does anyone know if IBKR actually cares about whoever's listed as your beneficiary? I'm single and don't have any kids, spouses, etc., but those are the only options.

Just a reminder. Have some cash ready for Roblox listing this month.

buy PRPO

>>27872476
I have backtested it a little, have seen other people backtest it, and have never found anyone to actually get good results with ichimoku.

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

>>27872436
Thanks. I only listen to lum posters and people who make OC merchants.

>>27872385
Not really, Apple was in big trouble when he came back and all the hype was on the product side, not the stock value side while he was there. He didn't give a shit about the stock price, he just wanted the company to be stable, profitable, and producing fantastic consumer products. So if you wanted hype, you just jerked off to the product launches and bought every new Mac and iPod.

shes kinda hot bros

>>27872414
we told you this many times already. just get some qqq or tech leaps on the dip

>>27872302
guy in last thread I am discussing compounding with: it's not the same with stocks where you don't realize gains. a stock will fluctuate up down up down oftentimes. the compounding effect is not the same versus if you realize gains. reinvest gains. realize gains. reinvest gains. realize gains. reinvest gains. that's what my point was about divvies. you realize a gain there. you can deploy that capital and make capital on your capital. holding a stock doesn't compound the same way.

>>27872398
Whatever it is on monday morning market open

>>27872375
read a book anon

>>27872542
*Robux

>>27872560
NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP vvvNACP NACP NACP NACP NACP NACP

>>27872519
ew, planters wart... fuck. wont lick 1/10

>>27872302
the cows are supporting the world on its back

>>27872572
She is indeed

>>27872585
You really ARE clinically retarded. Holy shit!

>>27872595
time to buy vvvNACP

>in the middle ages the poor ate salmon and the rich ate pork
>now the poor eat pork and the rich eat salmon
>in the future the poor will once again eat salmon and the rich will eat pork
and the cycle continues

>>27872542
Fuck can you imagine if the Roblox IPO came out before the GME shit happened
The meme energy would fucking dwarf Gamestop's

>>27872436
>>27872434
>>27872519
>>27872547
>>27872560
>>27872595
PLTR

>>27872302
I fucking LOVE uranium

>>27872554
Probably because its a dogshit selling indicator, I only use it to see when to buy

put all your eggs in one basket
watch the basket

RTX is the better all around defense stock now. It's also the cheapest. They're expanding their space presence which will pay off big for them in the next decades as space heats up again.

>>27872414
close everything except: ARKF, PLTR, and maybe CRSR

>>27872699
Me too bro. Do you think it's going up more?

>>27872560
don't you read news? https://seekingalpha.com/news/3659286-pebble-mine-developer-ex-ceo-served-with-grand-jury-subpoenas

PLTR & CRBP gang
It’s our time to make it

FUCK ALL YOUR SCAM STOCKS NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

How the FUCK does a SINGLE FAGGOT get an IBKR account like this?

Her hands are too hot...

Making too much money...

What happens to people making too much money from casinos... ?

>>27872302
should i sell my NOK at a loss to buy ROBLOX

>>27872795
Pretty sure you can leave it blank, anon.

>>27872478
>>27872736
wait but /biz/ has been shilling me CRBP and GEVO for the past several weeks. I-is it too late?

>>27872475
kek im the opposite. i only ever lose money on options but im up 400% total holding and rotating shares

>>27872583
What about tqqq. If that's all I'm going to buy shouldnt I just go balls deep until the bubble pops?

>>27872699
https://youtu.be/2nwbj__KtB4?t=50

>>27872588
Why would I invest in that pie when I can invest in a hala investment pie

>>27872673
Yeah, I wonder how will this end up. I'll try to buy at opening but who knows which direction will it go afterwards.

How did you guys learn how to properly trade? Or is everyone here just throwing money at random stuff?

>>27872572
that guy fucks

How to improve lads

>>27872780
Bullish, it eliminates uncertainty.

>>27872850
Based

>Ended the day up only 2.90%
>Off by .10%
How do I beat inflation bros?

>>27872637
explain how I am wrong. say I have a stock that goes up 100% in five years, from 250 to 500. say I have another stock that goes up 50% in five years, from 250 to 375. say that stock pays 50% divvies over those 5 years (125). is the return the same? no, because I can reinvest those divvies and make money on the reinvested capital.

>>27872414
worst thing ive ever seen

>>27872829
I can't, anon. I don't have a successor, an estate, a kid, a wife, or even a girlfriend, but it really wants me to have one apparently. Wondering if I can just ask some family member to use their info and delete it later.

>>27872699
me too

>>27872540
added RIDE
www.trading212.com/pies/l7iYek2eYoqV9CCauct0f9HtogXT
>>27872850
kek

>>27872724
based

>>27872800
We dont need casino for where we're going.

>>27872302
reddit still thinks melvin capital is shorting gme and sending bots to invade reddit to tell people to sell

i sold this shit at 400 a week ago and forgot about it

>>27872789
BOUGHT

>>27872588
copied your pie anon, i'll invest £100 monthly for shits and giggles

>>27872840
I guess since it feels more like gambling to me I'm more willing to hedge my bets and sell lower than what it actually comes out to.
With stocks I'm stubborn and hold even tighter when it starts to dump, I'm not cut out to be a swing trader I guess lol

>>27872880
Check out MAXR. Their marketcap is small compared to their products. They have so much space tech it's unbelievable. Should get to $100 easly.

>>27872789
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>>27872780
FUCK YOU THAT IS BULLISH AS FUCK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

>>27872880
stop buying fractional shares and make them all whole to start with, either by selling or buying. ETFs don't grow much unless in exceptional years like 2020 where TQQQ went up 500% between March and December. One of my portfolios is ETF and Funds and such only, it's very conservative, but it's not really meant to grow much other than 100-200% over 10 years.

>>27872927
can you tell me how to improve please?

>>27872861
I learned how to properly trade by buying shit last March and assuming this bull run continues uninterrupted

>>27872861
Just learn things and compare them to how the market prices relevant companies.

Hear about 'rona on /pol/? You short everything for a loss in January, a loss in February, and a gigantic payoff in March.

Understand SpaceX and the risks/potential they're involved with? Check the price of adjacent companies - space services, satellite companies, that kind of shit.

See dumber and dumber money on /smg/ then wsb jump into GME? Follow the momentum until the news spills elsewhere and immediately go short.

>>27872932
goddammit, I want to join the mommyposters and buy ARK on a platform that actually fucking carries the shit at reasonable commission prices, why does IBKR's application page have to be so cucked?

>>27872880
ARKG of course

>>27872781
>PLTR
>Also hold CRBP
Ah, the worst classes of investors on /biz/ have combined!

did anyone else just get the sudden urge to buy GME with some of their GME profits?

O_O

>>27872661
The poor always ate pork though. I don't know about the poor eating salmon except in the north of europe.

>>27872377
ATOS BROS

>>27872789
BUY BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

>>27872932
>his broker literally has a "No singles" policy
Holy shit, anon.

>>27872585
compounding is not a defense of dividends
>>27872924
>pays 22% tax on all returns
steel is heavier than feathers

>>27872932
Of course put in your living parent or both if living.

>>27873044
Based otter poster

>>27872722
You should backtest your method, explain it to us and show your results. Might be fun.

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>>27873099
>gme profits
what did he mean by this??

>>27872414
A distinct lack of horse.
You best get on it before the horse has long left.

>>27873099
I’d buy GME eod Monday just to dump them on redditors Tuesday morning after they pump it up by 15%.

>>27873131
I'm too poor to mail-order a wife
>>27873162
I was going to, but parents aren't beneficiary options, it's literally just spouses/children. Maybe I'll just put one of my parents in as my spouse. What's the worst that'll happen?

>>27873099
2nd round prepped today, next week we return to the pump (but with the hedge funds ready to squeeze this shit to wherever now that retail sold off)

>>27872830
CRBP has always been crap. GEVO is a nepotism play but they might be so literally shit that even nepotism won't fly.

the rug is going to be pulled right before everyone can cash out their covid dip gains tax free, isn't it?

>>27873087
sirs CRBP moon soon. i have whispered to the dark pools and they told me this

>>27872957
incredibly based portfolio my friend

>>27873262
No dip, they'll just start taxing unrealized gains.

>>27873099
I already made extra money on reddit retards yesterday. You guys never learn.

Buy CTRM

>>27873249
>What's the worst that'll happen?
jail because incest

>>27873188
SNEED

>>27873253
I made $1k on CRBP
Take it back

>>27873194
>didnt buy 100 shares at 12 and trim all the way up
I sold 5 shares for 400 dollary doos and still have 3.

>>27873014
interesting company, what the fuck did they blow all that cash on in 2018? how long-lived are their patents?

Holy fuck what is the IQ of these people really

>>27873337
>220% in one month penny stock
Pass

>>27872433
dubs and instant save of this rare Lum

/biz/ thoughts on $HIMS?

>>27873159
taxes mean that I am making money. I want to pay as much taxes as possible.

>BTC

Fuck why couldn't it have gone this high during market hours?

Threadly reminder that all your shiny rock """precious metals""" will go to ZERO and never recover once space companies start taking off. Sell everything NOW before it's too late.

>>27873188

>>27873262
It just seems like there is enough cash out there to keep the rug pullers in check. They can’t be letting us regular fools get any cheapies.

>>27872593
Is it possible the feds are just massively buying ARK because of some Equity & Inclusion policy?

They do love ETFs ( https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-fed-has-been-buying-etfs-what-does-it-mean-11600704182 ) and the people in charge are led by the progressive stack ideology.

Thoughts?

>>27872560
Boys NAK was up 8% at one point today. Are the data scrapping algos this fucking retarded?

>>27873266
>Dubs
Thanks sirs just bought 100k very good yes sirs

>>27873348
You can make money on anything: good stocks, bad stocks, falling stocks, rising stocks, crabbing stocks... that doesn't mean anything.

>>27873262
I hope they can wait till the end of Feb to pull the rug. I still have more gains to make.

>>27873424
You mean you're *not* holding RIOT calls?

>>27873338
I haven't even got a bastard kid to sign up with, fucksakes. Incest might be the only way.

>>27873425
>once space companies start taking off.
So never?

>>27873099
not buying till i see $30 at this rate

>>27873366
tfw my sell limit was $500 and then i got to infuriated at the jews to dump 1st thing monday morn
tfw no face

>>27873409
>HIMS
I invested in some of these meme shit, bought that one at 10, sold at 24 today, if it dips and there's potential I may go in again but it's meh.

>>27873402
Okay

>>27873375
I don't know. I learned about them 2 days ago, browsed their tech and potential. They clearly have some pros on team and are very creative. Will most likely make it into ARKX, and I think we know what happens to stock price then.

>>27873425
short it

>>27873425
You sound jealous of my UUUU gains today. Take the shiny green rock pill.

Remember faggots, you can't eat Sharpe ratio. When offered the choice of higher "risk adjusted" returns and even higher absolute returns, take the higher absolute returns every time.

>>27873249
>I was going to, but parents aren't beneficiary options, it's literally just spouses/children. Maybe I'll just put one of my parents in as my spouse. What's the worst that'll happen?

Nothing. They don't care about that. This type of glitch is just shoddy programming, so just put your parents in as beneficiaries and select "child."

You are their child anyways.

>>27873512
Nah Im holding BFARf stock.

>>27873515
I'm gonna screencap this and come back in a month when ARKX lists, doubling all their prices.

>>27873262
Why would people sell? Printer won't be turned off for other two years and stimmy is on way.

>>27873425
On earth mining takes 5-10 years with established industry and machinery to start a mine. Extra-planetary mining won't even be a thing for another 80-100 years, and even then it could take 50 years to set up one mine, and another 50 to setup processing for it because ain't nobody bringing rocks of considerable size back through orbit.

>>27873087
Everyone will dump at $3 won’t they

>>27873028
>"lawsuit," the barrel-chested aide in an awkwardly fitting dress whispered in president biden's ear. "corruption, subpoenas. environment," he continued, adjusting his genital wound pack.
>"i sign this?" the president replied.
the following week, the alaskan mining industry collapses as the laborers all return to the lower 48. perhaps it shall return a decade later

>>27873599
>he fell for the bfarf meme
enjoy going to 0 while btc goes to moon.

>>27873480
yes

>>27872932
You can list people without even asking them dude.

t. Bank requires me to have a beneficiary on my account and I just put down my sister.

Hot tip.

Take a look at DNMR (DANIMER SCIENTIFIC).
It just wont stop going up, little hype in the news/online but I know folks in the food/beverage industry and it's a huge deal. Patented renewable plastics producer, went public in late December.
Gains have been >100% since it went live.

https://danimerscientific.com/

Divvy is very misunderstood. It's a win win for you. Ex: T pays out 0.52 x 4 @7.20%. The current price is under $30 per. Say divvy payday rolls around and your set to get $66.04 reinvested. Ok, say the price of T drops on that day to $26 per. Well not only do you get more shares per dollar to reinvest but your avg price paid may take a slight drop as well. Let this roll for 26 or more years without doing anything to it. What do you get? Around 40,000 in "fuck you" money that's what. That's set in stone from then on once you flip off that reinvestment switch. V.S say your 401 or total market fund gains, while good, is not infinite. Once those run out your fucked.

>>27872771
yeah. I'm the original UUUU shill from /pmg/. holding calls and shares. will continue to hold until spot uranium is at least 100/lb. hopefully by then they'll offer a dividend or something.

>>27873683
saved, i'll check it out anon

>>27873578
bullshit
preservation of capital is the number one goal

>>27873516
You can adopt me. It'll be like the Roman emperors choosing their successor.

But not if your portfolio is shit. That'd be embarrassing.

Bro’s.... what should I get into next week to start recouping my losses from my retarded AMC play?

>>27873638
There are maybe ~50 people from /biz/ who invested in CRBP. Even if all of them had 1000 shares and they all dumped at $3 it wouldn't make a difference and even though I shit on them a lot CRBP will probably go to $5 before May.

>>27873759
lol stick your 3 digit """capital""" under your mattress then nigger

>>27873480
FUCK NAK YOU NAK NAK IS A GOOD STOCK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

>>27873729
Thank you Mr. Uranium!

>>27873462
nah people are crowding ETFs because of fees and shit. they think everything just keeps going up, which it won't the minute there's some substantial amount of traders/investors actually need to pull their cash. then it will just steamroll in the opposite direction.

>>27873480
I told you yesterday there are 6 new firms (on top of existing ones) that have switched to data mining reddit, /biz/, FB and there were already doing it with Twitter. Statisticians and programmers at these firms make money selling trash algorithms to big finance because their own fintech is too retarded to do this themselves or audit the code.

>>27873641
Why would it go to zero?

>>27873599
Even if BTC holds the price around 37k BFARF will continue goin' up since they're expanding. No worries.

>>27873777
URTY TQQQ ARKK for non meme gains.
UUUU because it’s neat.

>>27873632
Why even waste billions of $ to come up with the tech and another few trillions just to make it happen when there's more than enough gold left on earth?
Spacefags always talk about how their stocks are the future but literally no one cares about space tech besides just launching some satellites.

>>27873820
Somehow this is less annoying than the CLF tranny. In my opinion at least.

>>27872414
Close AMC, NOK, GEVO. Probably close CRBP too but hold it if you believe in their products.

>>27872781
>>27872830
>>27873087
What's the deal with CRBP? Is this shit going to go up again or is it bearish?

>>27873907
They watch The Expanse and have boners about shit that won't happen for another half a millennium. There just isn't a resource shortage on Earth and there won't be for quite a while. At best, if they find massive amounts of rare earth metals on asteroids, some niche companies may go after it, but even that's a 100 years or more away.

>>27873729
if you get on early enough you can join me in glowing rocks general, i shill for paladin energy until i find something better

>>27873593
You have a point. I was worried it'd have some adverse account effects somehow, but thinking about it, it's probably just there to fulfill a requirement of some sort. Thanks.
>>27873674
Also true, although this app requires their SIN and some other info, but they've given it all to me anyway.
>>27873769
Ok, I hope you'll be proud to succeed the CRBP and other memes I bought on my Wealthsimple.

>>27873777
KO for the divy

>>27873899
People ignored my BSK.V shilling in January. I'll keep shilling if I find something else bros, maybe I'll try harder next time.

>>27873703
Fuckkk I hate dividend retards so much. You get so much more compounding gains from growth because you get taxed one time when you cash out. Every time you reinvest, you get taxed which you can't use to invest with.

Just buy fucking QQQ and leave it alone for 30 years instead of engaging in retarded dividend autism that's guaranteed to make you less money.

>>27873729
>spot uranium 100/lb
You really think thats possible? I'm heavily bullish on rare earth and I think uranium is cool. Biden strikes me as a pussy when it comes to this industry is my only hesitation.

>>27873683
$60 already, I was looking at them when they were a SPAC but there were so many plays I didn't buy. Good company with actual revenue and they already have partners with companies.

>>27873703
Financially illiterate boomers should not be giving investment advice

>>27872377
>>27873105

I fomo'd into ATOS and now I'm losing money

It's going back up, right? r-right?

>>27872302
Anyone make money selling covered calls and buying puts?

I'm curious about selling itm vs otm calls (benefits?) and trading them while holding your covered shares as a core position.

>>27873703
literally just backtest KO vs QQQ for the last 20 years you dumbass

>>27873853
I almost wanna spam NAK and watch it go to its old highs over the summer if that's the case

>>27874046
>Average volume of $60k/day
Holy fuck, I knew uranium was dead but geez.

>>27873958
looks like its testing resistance

>>27872851
What's the date for Roblox? I just read a bunch of articles but none had the updated date.

does everyone where just day trade and swing trade? how do you keep from getting raped by taxes?

>>27873420
based

Think I should move anything here, or just sit tight and buy dips? I'm still kind of figuring out some risk management and investment plans and the like since I don't have hardly any investment background in my life

>>27874123
I make money selling credit spreads, find some high volatility stocks, sell a 2-4 week decently OTM credit spread and rake in free money when volatility collapses

>>27874198
Lose money

>>27873817
Sounds like poorfag projection

>>27873703
Literally fucking SPY beats divvy focused shit like SPHD.
Divvy investing is for boomers that hate money

>>27874069
Oil supply fukt => China goes heavily nuclear?

So what you're saying is CRBP is going to tank Monday.

>>27874117
pharma stocks always go down after announcment mate. Buy the rumour sell the news.

>>27874188
It's junior miner company. Best to get on board early for huge gains, which is guaranteed in my opinion during Uranium boom

>>27874191
Wast postponed by SEC recently because they didn't like Roblox calculates revenue. No specific date posted yet, so just F5 their stock

>>27874069
Lefties could pivot on a dime to be nuclear fanboys if Biden told them to. The question is will the military require enough nukes to make securing our supply of nuclear material a priority. I know the movers don't have any fucking lobbying money.

>>27874198
Roth IRA, baby

>>27873853
>>27874176
Wait a minute? Should we just sign $NAK in our posts more to help $NAK bro lighten their $NAK bags.
$NAK

I can't handle the stress frenz, can the markets open already so my aqb goes up

>>27874297
No. Our pajeet used rocket emojis so it's going to 1000/share

>>27874297
yes, tank upwards

>>27874251
that's just the price of the education i'm getting haha

The only thing /smg/ can usually agree on is that dividend investing isn't worth it. Every other topic is like a full on war.

>>27874391
>a meme with a literal fucking reddit watermark
FUCKING REDDIT FAG GET OFF MY BOARD

>>27874273
Divvies are fine if you have an 8 figure account or something but little zoom zoom wants line to go up and dividends don’t behave like that necessarily. Gotta go with the flow right now.

>>27874378
>>27874176
Precisely. It's not necessarily per mention, but they also have it sorted by per post, so more posts by individuals the better. And it could really accumulate over the weekend. $NAK NAK.

>>27874123
I just sell naked puts on big Tech these days. Takes up no margin, is safe and provides nice leverage.

Obviously you miss out on tenbaggers but with my money that is a nice four digit return every month.

>What if it all dumps?
I roll

>>27874198
ROTH

>>27874437
I think we also agree that wsb are morons to get dumped on and that a good baseline portfolio is 100% TQQQ.

>>27874419
I wasn't memeing though. Don't sell your winners and only sell losers. You don't have to get raped by taxes.

>>27873907
Space is a the only SCIENCE! sector that actually needs to get cringe personalities to go out and shill how cool and epic it is. Biotech? IT? Machine Learning? It all stands on its own. Spacefags are just man children that don't realize how useless and boring space is and just get their rocks off thinking about about being part of le epic space pioneer generation because their life is otherwise meaningless so they want to latch onto some sweeping revolution. Not unlike GME. Wonder if there's any overlap in those crowds

>>27874391
Nokia is huge, they'll be fine even if their stock is undervalued RN.
>>27874505
A conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ would have made 550% since last March.

>>27872661
The poor ate fish because you could be executed for eating meat on many days by the church unless you paid for a meat eating license.

>>27874469
So that's why people have been spamming the shit. $NAK NAK, what's for dinner?

>>27874469
Damn, all of a sudden I really like NAK

>>27874465
Dude, it has nothing to do with boomer vs zoomer - at any dollar amount dividends should only be a part of your picture.

Something with a 5% dividend is strictly inferior to a 2% dividend, 8% growth stock, which is the sort of tradeoff you're usually looking at. And if you need money, choosing when to sell and collect that total return is better for taxes than having dividend checks foisted upon you.

There is no other Salmon than Sockeye from the beautiful Pacific Northwest rivers of British Columbia.

NAK $NAK

>>27874391
Have fun holding those bags nigger. While wsg retards were holding the line, /biz/ cashed their gains. In the end, you were left with bags and got all the blame in media. Not to mention you guys pumped my bags yesterday on GME. Thanks for advertising your pump kekekekekekekeke

>>27874446
We can't let the instagram normies steal our memes!!

>>27874655
BC salmon is great, but giant mutant salmon on the cheap would be better. $NAK NAK.

Can someone explain to me from the last thread why UVXY has to go up in the next 2 months that warrants buying bull call spreads on it?

>>27874198
Having to pay taxes is good. It means you're making money.

>>27874352
>>27874481
Also a fine option but I max my Roth IRA each year and use it and my Roth 401k through my job for boomer mutual funds. My brokerage is for aggressive investments because I want to be able to enjoy some money while I'm relatively young.

>>27874571
>you could be executed for eating meat
Found the jewish historian that never read a book. People couldn't afford meat. People ate what they could grow or catch.

>>27874123
i just started selling OTM weekly calls with them being covered by my LEAPs in ARKK
pretty comfy, if it looks like i'll be exercised i'll just roll them out further and deeper OTM
thanks for the premium degenerates!

NAK $NAK is a stock i own so i would be very happy if institutional investors saw its potential and bought more of it. the same is also true of UUUU $UUUU and CLF $CLF

>>27872531
Exit strategy?

>>27874243
I'll read up on credit spreads. But do you have a outdoor proof way of explaining it for varieties sake. Thanks anon

>>27874465
Divvies are fine in a way that holding SPHD is fine. It's obviously better than holding cash but why would a 25 year old /SMG/tard invest in that when QQQ and even SPY have much better returns with a slightly less volatility?

I can call investing in Microsoft a zoomer investment and GE the stock choice if sophisticated economists, but that doesn't change the fact that one has earned you more and will continue to earn you more than the other.

Divvies are not a good strategy for anyone on /SMG/.

>>27874605
“PEOPLE” HAVEN’T BEEN DOING IT, JUST ME NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK NAK

Why exactly would you not keep 25% or more of your portfolio in total market funds, the rest in leveraged ETFs mostly TQQQ, then on dips start selling off your total market funds and buy the TQQQ dip? You can drop your average buy in, your literally just taking on more leverage at a lower price relative to the markets worth.....its perfect

>>27874465
If you have an 8 figure account bonds and real estate are fine too
But a well managed growth stock portfolio is even more fine

>>27872795
based Interactive Brokers BTFOing single basement dwelling man children

>>27874198
you want to get raped by taxes. taxes are a good thing. taxes mean that you are making money.

buying the CLF morning dip on monday. maybe add some Fish to that as well or some uranium

>>27874705
Yep, microsalmon cannot compare with gigasalmon

>>27874731
Smart. It's definitely a project-and-guess game but generally SEPP withdrawals contribute a little and taxable accounts a lot if you're retiring before 59.5, so it can be smart to be aggressive in your brokerage.

>>27874775
>slightly less volatility
*Slightly higher.

I'm tired.

>>27874824
Hey, big fan of your work. Go get get 'em NAK man!

>>27874775
Why would they be a good strategy for anyone? If you need money just sell some of your shares

>>27874764
kek

>>27874838
Brains shutoff during emotionally volatile events like market crashes. Not everyone's but a lot of peoples.

>>27874505
This is my 1000 starter portfolio with. Gonna drop the last one. Keeping AG because I unironically just like the stock and I like precious metal holding. Gonna put in 200 every week until the market tanks. Is just loading up tqqq every week actually my best strat until I understsnd what I'm doing better? Can I degen gamble calls on tqqq?

tfw algos are so fucking dumb they rose on 8-10% on NAK $NAK spam.

>>27874069
absolutely, yes. just like last cycle, everyone is going to want it all at the same time. fuel represents only 3% of the cost of running a nuclear reactor, but the nuclear output is typically north of 15% of a country's grid, when they do use it. there is no price that utility operators won't pay to secure uranium for their reactors, and then they don't have to do it again for a while.
japan has been selling their stockpile, and it is a hefty one, and this will put downward pressure on the price. but it will also stop suddenly, because it is not a mine that produces yearly, it is a government that simply changes policy at the stroke of a pen, and decides for example that perhaps fukushima wasn't that bad after all and turns all their own reactors back on.
the last price spike was over 10 years ago. prices are likely to spike higher, because while mines are in maintenance, a lot were permanently closed. and the chinese are still building more reactors, they have a dozen more than last time we did this. paladin spiked like 100x last time and is still the best in namibia today. if the buying starts in 2023 they'll make a killing, but they can last until 2025 or so. buyers will come. $80/lb is not even a stretch.

>>27874731
I jump between my Roth and Individual brokerage for different plays, I'll mess with options and some swing trading in my Brokerage, but Roth is for more monthly/weekly plays. Helps not to get totally fucked by taxes. I rolled over my past employers 401k that had some Roth 401k funds and was able to take full advantage of the March dip last year and then some.

Lol, I've got both Divvies and growth. plus a 401k and pension. I'm set for the good life. Why limit yourself? If you can have it all why the fuck not.. The trick is to manage your money right from the get go from the day you start your career to the day you walk out for the last time. Then your post retirement life is a breeze. It also helps to strike when opportunities present themselves.

>>27874838
Bonds better for this purpose. It's way less correlated with stocks and it tend to go up during bear cuz yields go down.

>>27874824
I wonder if it counts by number per IP, like the previous anon mentioned. Do your best, NAK $NAK fren. CLF $CLF
>>27874862
True. Gigasalmon fillets for all would be fantastic, and delicious.
>>27874844
To be precise about it, I'm on the first floor.

>>27873131
capped lol

>>27874862
>gigasalmon
Alaskan salmon are bigger and they don't taste like they've been swimming in a tank of their own shit all day.
https://youtu.be/9ja9mHk_4t4?t=506

CCIV makes my dick hard. You guys got in, right?

>>27874645
Hey alright, I don’t disagree. I have dividend stocks too. Maybe I was trying to meme too hard in that post, but you can’t convince me that momentum is not the primary catalyst for stocks at this moment.

>>27874985
>Is just loading up tqqq every week actually my best strat
If that's Robinhood I think they actually ban you from auto-investing in leveraged ETFs lol (get a real broker, it's worth it).

>>27874292
the oil supply is fine. china is going nuclear because they're committed to green energy. the real kind, the kind you need to support the daily lives of 3-5 billion little bugmen soldiers, so you can dominate your region of the world.

>>27874198
taxes are part of life

>4 company earnings next week
I didn't plan this at all. I should be OK though.

Are you guys MGTOWs?

>>27875059
Why would I want to let algo scrapers pump a tranny stock

>>27875081
I dumped some time ago. I'm ok with smaller profits, but I couldn't take the stress anymore. Any day LM or CCIV could deny merger and CCIV would drop to the ground.

>>27874733
> what is friday fast
> what is lent
> what are obligations
Catholicism IS jewish anon.

>>27873046
>I learned how to properly trade by buying shit last March and assuming this bull run continues uninterrupted
Based value investor

>>27875157
Lol penis and vagina

>>27874824
oh, well. NAK sounds pretty good now.

>>27875028
>but it will also stop suddenly, because it is not a mine that produces yearly, it is a government that simply changes policy at the stroke of a pen, and decides for example that perhaps fukushima wasn't that bad after all and turns all their own reactors back on.
Based nippons. Where can I read on this I want to be certain this is true.

>>27874838
Way too much of an aggressive allocation unless you can time market craahes

Anons are gonna buy Horse right!

If I buy T (assuming the price stays around the same price) and for every 14 shares bought I'll get enough divy money to essentially buy a share for free. Why don't more people use divys this way?

>>27873046
you are literally me

>>27875112
They are going nuclear to refine uranium for weapons and leave oil for military vehicles, anon.

>>27875074
I wonder how big they'll be in in 5 years with warming oceans and over fishing

>>27872302
was up 39k at one point from GME. held like a retard because i didnt want to neck if it went to 1k per share and i couldve had a house.

finally sold on tuesday morning only $1,200 up in gains. easy come easy go. feels bad man

>>27875098
>they actually ban you from auto-investing in leveraged ETFs

What the shit. This app actually does blow

imagine not using your IRA for tax free day trading

>>27875073
>
>>27875169
Who cares? Although I think they're mostly going to be pumping NAK because of the other anon anyhow.

smg never wants to talk about the best stock PINS

>>27874951
>Why would they be a good strategy for anyone?
Because some countries tax dividends less than stock gains. And it makes boomers feel happy so bringing your seven figure father to invest his money into a dividend ETF instead of some bank scam fund is better than nothing.
Then some people feel happy investing in "safe" companies they know.

I'm not saying it is a good strategy unless you are loaded and have some weird and complicated diversification or tax scheme going, but there are reasons why people invest in that stuff and being happy about your decisions is more important than being right about them.

Obviously for us younger people these reasons are not convincing.

>>27875254
What anime is this from?

>>27875270
Look at the share price of T over the past year and you'll see why. You're also paying taxes on those divvies.

How much longer till SNDL moons?? The wait is killing me.

>>27875112
Oil supply's fine for now. Iran goes tits up? Russia realizes then uses its newfound leverage?

Not saying they wouldn't be able to adapt with renewables but last I'd read up on it their energy demand is insatiable even in a good year.

>>27875303
> stock goes to 500
> “maybe it’ll go up more”
Good grief

Seriously get the fuck off Robinhood and onto a real broker.

>>27875056
you mean being say 75% TQQQ 25% bonds, then use bonds as basically cash during dips? I feel like dips happen rarely enough that I'd rather keep 11 months of VTI gains instead of bonds doing nothing, right?

>>27875237
alright since there's some interest i'll post it >>27875383
UUUU guy will probably come talk his book too

>>27873860
It's just how bfarf behaves. I don't actually see anything wrong with their fundies, but they always go down no matter what. complete shitstock.

>>27875074
What a monster. I don't know if AQB salmon would taste different. I wish someone go to their facility and cook one of salmons to test this.

>>27875073
well done

>>27875303
if it went to 1k you would have held out for more lol

>>27875081
Just 11 shares sadly

>>27874480
So selling naked puts means you would collect the premium. And then buy back the option if it looked like it might exercise and you would sell another put at a lower price?

>>27875249
Just keep a ratio between tqqq and bonds to hedge eachothers. Rebalance weekly or something like that, and you'll end up with ridiculous amount of bonds and crazy big tqqq stash in next market crash.

>>27875405
Is WeBull a real broker?

>>27875451
In canada testers couldn’t tell the difference. But they are canadian.

>>27875400
well, most of that was in 1 day. it happened like a lightningbolt. was 80 the day before, then went to 350 the next day. the hype was still building and just hitting MSM news. if jews hadnt stepped in to shut down brokers it very well could have gone into 4 digits

>>27875270
>buy T
>total return is negative

>buy nasdaq
>make 40% last year

>>27875320
I want an actual STACY ETF

>only one I found was some gender-diverse shit

>>27875506
Not really but better than Robinhood.

>>27875350

>>27875303
Greed is your biggest enemy in speculative trading.

>>27875173
Unless this is a huge pump & dump between Lucid, Michael Klein, and the PIF, at least one of them would have said there was no deal in the works by now.

>>27875320
Yeah, what's up with that crazy run?

>>27875338
Less than capital gains.

>>27875332
Uma Musume pretty derby!
Also you can google search the image by clicking the sideways triangle at the end of the post number!
Its pretty good IMO got me back into running.

>>27875451
They sold to Montreal Fishing Co. which in turn sold to a sushi chain that put that salmon in their high-end sashimi non-frozen products. Apparently it was a big success, suggesting that at least sushi-eaters can't tell the difference. I 'd like to know how their tilapia and trouts have been going so far though.

>>27875551
a fake one used to be called a becky etf

it crushed the market

>>27875516
They weren't real Canadians.
See >>27874655

I bought a few amc shares as a joke at 4.62. Hell in a few days I'd 4x my money. I didn't stick around, I sold that shit. Profit is profit and you can always dump into something else to keep the ball rolling you know.

>>27875578
Probably,. I just wanted to sleep well again. I'm very paranoid. I made +80% anyway so I'm happy

>>27875400
>goes from 30 to 250
>sell a good chunk of it
>goes to 400, sell the rest
>goes to almost 500
>despair sets in
>realize I could've started with a lot more
Gains are gains but ahhhh