/biz/ - Business & Finance

>23
>only $70k net worth
just kill me now

>>27856951
why are we all so miserable

>>27856951
24
8k
lmao

>>27856951
>28
>Only 270k net worth

>23, dropout
>$67k in shitcoins
feelsgood

>>27856951

that's really good imo

>23
>2k
I need a job but getting one sounds nerve-wracking

>>27856951
i had so much less than that at your age. i'm 29 and worth 300k now. stop bitching and make some money

26 and teeter totering between 5 and six figs

>>27857331
It's literally below average
https://www.cnbc.com/select/average-net-worth-by-age/

>>27856951
ngmi
also: sage

>21
>35k net worth
>have had sex but never been in a relationship

>>27857521
do you understand how average works?
it means that a ridiculously small number of richfag millionaires cancel out all the poorfag plebs.
look at median. you're probably in the top 75%

>25
>0k net worth

>>27857380
>sounds nerve-wracking
stop playing videogames and jerking off or prepare to be a loser for the rest of your life
worked for me

>>27856951
>21
>only $2000 net worth
i should spend some of that and go all in on $ROPE I know

>27
>eastern europoor
>60k networth

it's comfy I guess

>>27857521
>>27857696
i was right. 79th percentile. now aim for 90th percentile then 99th after that. you'll make it.

>20
>74k
>could have been 500+ if i sold GME last week
im holding one final call for april at 60 strike heres hoping

>>27856951
>25
>80k

>>27856951
>28
>7k net worth
idgaf i'm C O M F Y

>24
>$400k
>accomplished absolutely nothing in my life

>>27856951
>31
>finally got my life on track
>$1k in crypto
>GRT, BNF, ASKO, RBC, and FTM
>feelsnice.jpg when I know I'll still make it

>22
>negative 1k net worth (overdraft fees)

>>27857521

then I have no idea how to calculate this

I make six figures and have 0 debt but I sure as fuck don't have 400k sitting around in investments

They miserable brag-posts are cringe.
If you’re not happy with 10k, 20k or 30k you’re just a miserable fuck.

>26
45k

>>27857521
Not a chance. I'm 25 with 80k in crypto/savings and I am by far the most successful of the peers that I know. Most of my friends are in debt or live paycheck to paycheck, and this is middle class white America. For lower class brown Americans its even worse.

>>27856951
27
6k

to be fair I wasted alot of time playing video games when I should have invested more time in crypto, my fault 100%

They said - “All alts are fucking DUMPING”

>28
>-$12,000 net worth
It used to be $-35,000 last year
university is a scam, and so is love

>>27857773
Video games literally keep people from making money, using all your free time to play a fantasy simulated experience is wasted time that could have been used to look into investment opportunities. Unless you're sponsored, there's no point playing those timewasting machines.

>23
> $300 net worth,
don't be a sad cunt

>>27857696
Anon don't waste your time with retards.

>34 yo
>oldfag
>70k

>23
>1k

>>27858346
There's no tuition here and I get paid by the government to study what I love (foreign languages) in college :) And my degree has a 0% unemployment rate :)

>>27857642
You can get a based tradwife by volunteering for church programs fren. It worked for me and I thought I would always be alone. I’m 22 with 2 kids married for almost 2 years. I’m not even particularly attractive, I just try to live life the way god intended. You can do it fren.

>>27856951
19 y/o zoomy bby
210k in eth/btc and tsla
LMAO AT YOUR LIFE

>25
>3 digits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27858235
>For lower class brown Americans its even worse.
Oh fuck off

>>27858719
I'm gay though

>>27858975
ah, another chainlink holder too i see

>>27858975
Gary are you selling ass for cheeseburgers again?

>29
>120k

>>27858941
>working minimum wage jobs and getting shot by Tanisha's son is privilege now
do polcels really believe this or this bait?

>>27856951
>25
>$1600ish

>>27858941
I'm not saying its not their fault I'm just saying its the truth. Average white American is poor as fuck and the average black is even poorer. If you have anything close to six figures in savings/investments in your 20s you are far above average

>>27858975
Well good luck with that then. Do some introspection and realize your sick perversion will lead you nowhere except to an unhappy life, no matter what the tv says to you. Gay relationships do not last. God still loves you but you should stop being gay if you want a happy life. Do with this information what you will.

>>27857521
>using average instead of median, or better yet, just plotting so you can view the distribution.

>>27859060
19% of my poorfolio is link
and 20% is btc
and I haven't been dicked for a week now

>28
>0 net worth
>never wagied, never will

>>27856951
>>27857135

How the fuck do you even afford the internet to post here?????

>21
>dropout
>portfolio has fluctuated between $110k and $65k in the past 24 hours

>26 in two weeks
>only $35k to my name

>>27859222
trips of truth, same brah (i've got ~$2500) and im abuot to turn 26

>>27857185
no gf

>>27856951
>25
>600k nw
I'm not changing any of my lifestyle until 3m and that will likely take until I'm 30.

>>27859309
>>27858719
>fren-posting on a vietnamese anime forum
>rushed into marriage because he could not control his cooming desires
you're more degenerate than I am

>>27859853
I dated my wife for 3 years before we got married lmao. Also I have my own farm and I make 90k a year as an electrician. 15k link and 1 BTC. I hope you stop giving in to your sinful degenerate desires someday anon. I bet you used to watch a lot of porn of the gay variety as a kid didn’t you?

>>27859811
bruh, teach me your ways
23 with 14k nw, started with 7k less than a month ago, rose up on penny stocks, wanting to get out into something more stable

>28
>only 5 million net worth
NGMI

>>27860106
Ok so you got seduced by a nun when you were a minor and now you wagecuck in a soulless career while preaching to others lmfao. Where is your passion? Your quest for knowledge?
>I hope you stop giving in to your sinful degenerate desires someday anon.
You literally know nothing about my sex life or my relationship with God.

>>27859853
repent you sick faggot

Tfw 18

> only 3.3M

Life is pain guys

>>27860839
Not that faggot but if you're gay you should not act on it. You can never un-fuck a man

>>27860839
You said you've never been in a relationship and only had sex once rofl. Guess what, homosexuals don't get in long lasting relationships. Also, we went to hs together and went to several mission trips. I have known this woman for almost my whole life, because she moved into my neighborhood when I was 6. Stop sodomizing yourself and start trying to become a real man. Starting first with repenting and living a righteous life under God's vision.

>>27856951
>33
>only 1.3m
kill me pete

27
Quit a 80k salary job with 8% bonus
Invested after i quit
Turn 12k into 150k imaginary internet money
30k FIAT
BMW m2 loaded
401k loaded

Kill me now

>20
>260k

>19
>3k networth

how the fuck do you guys have so much money

young twenties and nearly $100k

i don't get it

>26
>Still in 6 figure hell

>>27856951
>only

>28
>2k
idgaf, just started trading shitcoins literally a week ago and live in a third world shithole, will make it nonetheless before 30.

>>27857185
Because we are playing a game that you can never win and don't realize it

>23
>minus 2000 on loans
>eastern european so 2000 here is like 4 bitcoins in a western country
>will be making around 10k in the near future, planning on dumping it in some funny money that /biz/ shills to me

>>27856951
25
Barely 50k net worth.
Been working on myself for a few years.
Just now starting to invest.
Gonna turn 20k of that into at least 6 digits.
It's all about mindset.

>25
>eastern europoor
>0.41 btc
eh, could be worse ig

>>27861114
Sweetie you do realise this board has IDs?

>>27856951
>24
>$3k net worth
You should be grateful, anon. You're doing relatively well for your age group.

>>27861310
Either time in the market and some intelligence, trust fund, or larp.

29 with almost 500k. Bought BTC at $100-500, ETH sub $100, LINK sub $1.
Made 50k a year also at that point, less now with corona.

So for me a mix of my age and time in the market, a little luck, and patience.

>>27861742
I was posting from my phone earlier while taking a dump, now I'm on my pc. Why are gays so bad at taking honest criticism? I am trying to help you stop being so miserable and degenerate with advice that has helped countless people pull themselves out of awful lives. Accept Jesus into your heart and you'll never hunger for anything else ever again.

Oh look another I have clinical depression or I want attention humble Brag Thread ! Yes !

When I was 25 years old my net worth was $500.

Approaching my mid 30s im well into 6 figs.

>tfw hit 6 figure Hell before age 30
I'm never going to make it though, am I?

>>27856951
>27
>50k net worth
>make 37k USD a year after tax as a software engineer in Canada

It hurts knowing I could be rich if I had some balls bros

>>27856951
>32
>Mortgage Pre-Approval Just Came
>$400,000 CAD

>>27860431
I moved most of my portfolio into chainlink in 2017 and havent touched it much in the past 4 years.
Taking 10% out over the next 6mo to move into silver. Other than that I trade some junk in a small portfolio and I'm leaving the rest in chainlink. I have no doubt it'll get me to the magic number.

Just invest in good tech, be patient, stop checking blockfolio and make sure youre content and confident with yourself. Dont make lifestyle changes, they wont make you happy.
I just want a quiet life and a cute wife but I doubt I'll get either. Have a habit for finding trouble and women leave me for being racist (I dont disclose my holdings to them).

I am getting sober though, and I'm proud of that.

>>27860431
But those are solid gains anon, well done. Between crypto and currency devaluation with stimmies etc, this is the greatest time to be investing. You'll make it in no time, just dont focus on the money.

>>27861948
>Why are gays so bad at taking honest criticism?
he says this after the way he handled the criticism directed at him

>>27861956
im in debt, but im pretty sure i got the best ahead of me, i feel pretty good about myself, i run like 30km a week, i feel incredible. i already hit a few snags on the way here, but im pretty sure i'll make it

>>27862314
nice b8 m8 you don't have a leg to stand on giving out advice as an actual, unironical homo.

>>27857521
there's no way you're this retarded
That link shows the average under 35, you literally have 10 years to get to that point, what fucking part of that doesn't make sense to you?

>>27856951
>26
>Only 63k net worth
>>27857185
Life is good anon, enjoy the little things on this ride. There will always be roughs elements to this life but remember that God made a great world, don’t let normies ruin it for you.

>>27861310
25 with over $300k net worth
6-figure job, invest extra cash in stocks/crypto

it's literally that simple. obviously the job is the hard part here, but there's a lot of low 20s in tech making that right now

>26
>130k aud

>28
>-$35k net worth

>>27862228
Anon, the price of silver is likely not going to appreciate. Look how stable the price of silver has been compared to real estate appreciating in LA or how much the stock market had appreciated in the last 20 years. Silver hasn’t been keeping up like it should.
Also the silver mines have so much silver in them that the silver in the ground is priced into the current figures. It’s that easy for them to get it out. Once the price goes up then the mines just pull more out and the prices subside. Not to mention the other methods of manipulation “they” pull to repress the price of silver.

Maybe put some into precious metals. But a majority of the money you get from your link should go into the stock market as the government is about to spend 1.9 trillion on Covid (not to mention 500 billion on black communities and the 1 trillion dollar infrastructure bill coming sometime soon)

Silver won’t be able to keep up with that inflation. From what I saw last year, you best bet is the stock market to combat it.

>>27862570
And then one year after that to get all the way to get 436k. Fuck off.

>>27863238
>Anon, the price of silver is likely not going to appreciate
I meant appreciate as much as it need to in order to effectively fight off inflation.

>28 yo doctor
>-£6k networth due to student loan
Teach me your ways bros

>>27856951
god I feel fucking old reading those, I'm already 27, it's fucking over

>>27858719
Nice fren posts always make me happy.

>>27863539
immortality or at least life-extension treatments by 2045 bro
just have enough money to get you there and over the mortality hump, and you have literal eternity to make it

>>27859438
Did you sell your gme shares at a loss fren?

>24
>250,000 net
thank you housing market for blowing up. landlord jew life is a good one.

>26
>-20k net worth

>>27856951
>31
>$0 net worth

>>27856951
32, 3 million net worth. Feels like I have nothing because I never spend any money on anything

>>27861310
>"Young twenties" imma assume 23
>Measly 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS
Anon youre doing just fine. As in, far better than the majority of your peers. Just have patience and convictions and you'll make it relatively soon.

As someone else said, 6 figure hell is just about time in the market.

>>27863819
spend it on me, be my sugar daddy

>28
>500k net worth
I know it's technically okay but I feel like such a failkure.

>23
>$12k

>>27863238
Yeah thats a real danger. I'm willing to hold 10+ years though. I think it'll pay off.
I cant stand equities lmao its not an asset I particularly enjoy.

related:
https://www.cnbc.com/select/average-net-worth-by-age-35-to-44/

>>27862960
Tradiecuck?

>18
>$8M trust fund unironically
patricianchad here

>>27857521
>https://www.cnbc.com/select/average-net-worth-by-age/
thats for HOUSEHOLD dumbass

>>27863925
Think of how easily you could get 10%, 20%, 30% gains on that within two days. Stop feeling like a failure and grow to the stature you want to be.

>35
>$8 net worth
please buy RBC, my village needs new goat good sirs

>34 yo boomer
>135k net worth
>neither rich nor poor
>feel nothing

>>27865174
>Think of how easily you could get 10%, 20%, 30% gains on that within two days
I don't know how to do that.
I'm too risk averse to YOLO it all on meme shit.

>>27865333
Isn't even meme shit. The whole market is going wild lately.

>>27863904
Pics?

>>27865322
sir i only make $2 per week
do the needful and help my village, we need a goat

>>27856951
>36
>only 750k net worth

To anyone reading this thread and feeling despair at the humblebragging fags posting networths in excess of 10x yours, relax, a good portion of them are larps, and the markets are full of opportunity to make your dues. Patience and focus

>>27856951
Doing way better than me dude. I'm 30 soon and only worth $30,000.

This board pretty much saved me from suicide. Gone from -$3000 to $30k in under a year thanks to cypto.

Keep plugging away.

>>27856951
>22
>about $350 net worth
I'm an idiot who couldn't help acting like a school girl about guns when I turned 18. I blew at least 10k on my armory and 5k on survival gear.

>>27865442
sir how will i make money when i only make the $2 per week working 60 hours a week and all of the money must go to feed my children?

>>27865190
Kek, fuck India and fuck poocoins.

>>27865442
To all the newbie investors. First build up an emergency fund. 30-50k. Then allot some money each month to growth etf's, once you learn about the markets then you can start investing in stocks you like. Buy low sell high. Never go all in. Always keep cash reserves. Do not buy more house than you can afford. Anyone can do this. No matter if you work at mcdonalds or a law firm. The key is to SAVE your fucking money and then invest at the right time

>>27856951
>23
>250k
Literally doesnt feel like enough bros

>30
>130k net worth and growing
thank you avalanche

>>27865572
Sounds like you've grown up a lot in 4 years, now imagine yourself in another 4... you're gonna be fine

>>27865653
>Buy low sell high
i always regret not going all in and then i have no idea what to do with the rest of my money because I can't find anything else I like as much as my original investment

>>27865653
>Emergency fund of 30-50k

Holy shit don't listen to this boomer advice anons. My net worth is six figures and I never keep more than $2k in my checking account

>26
>13k
Stop complaining

>>27865637
sir i have $10 in RBC, it is my entire life savings
if it does the needful moon mission and goes up to $100 I will have $10,000 and be rich money man, do the needful

>>27865846
dumb fuck you should always keep at least a years worth of expenses including mortgage payment in a money market account that you can access when needed.

>25
>80k debt

>>27865946
Reee normies go back

>>27865687
When I was 23 I thought 250k was a fortune. Now in 30's and feel like 2 mil isnt enough

>>27865946

Ok Dave

>>27865946
yeah we have a senile boomer on the loose. can someone help me rangle this old fella back to the memory care facility?

>>27856951
>25
>99k net worth
Still in 5 figure hell

>>27863425
youre a doctor you already made it
just get a job and invest

Any 8 figure anons here instead of 7/6 not to mention ridiculous 5 or less figure losers?
This thread truly proved that /biz/ cannot make any real money and is filled with poor subhumans

>>27865946
a year worth expenses for my family is $100 good sir
i could not make that unless i stole goats from neighbor village and sold them on the market
such case good sir

any post 2000 chads here
>20yo
>30k crypto

>>27857855
This makes me feel much better
>t. 20yo w/ $45k net worth

>>27856951
>$25
>literally $8000 net worth

these are all humble brags, right ?

>>27856951
>25
>-several thousand thanks to college debt
fml

>28
>155k

i want to quit my job so bad and start a business, fucking corona fucked a lot of cheap ventures

>32
>11k

>>27856951
>26
>-300k student loan
>900k in crypto

Feels good

>>27866799
sir please hire me i need money to buy goat for my village, good sir?
please sir, my children are hungry and eat only rice every day, i want to buy them the fruits

>26
>10k
>don't care, enjoying the way up
sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys are ironically humble bragging or legitimately miserable fags

>>27867067
Its just an excuse to show off for them

>>27867067
sir, please do the needful and buy RBC
i need to buy goat for village and fruits for children
help

I just looked it up and. You need 10 million to be part of the 1%. Wtf, even at 10 mil net worth you’re not that comfy because 1/100 random people are richer than you.

>>27865946
>keep a year worth of expenses
Why? my country has an unemployment benefit.
I keep like 1 month of expenses in fiat and like 3 months in silver.

>>27859309
God does love them, anon. She loves everyone--including LGBTQ+ people, non believers, and Satanists too. Your earthly judgement is utterly meaningless. :)

sirs i am hungry do the needful buy RBC please sirs please i beg of you sirs

>>27867205
I wonder what Elon feels like being the richest person on earth
And I wonder what Bezos felt like when his wife stole half his networth. Maybe at a point you become numb to it all

>27
>Neet
>220k
Could be worse. 27 came a lot faster than I thought. I'll be in six figure hell for the rest of my life

>>27868049
sir do the needful and buy the RBC i need goat for village i am hungry sir, sir?

>>27858394
this. i wasted 6000 hours playing a shitty moba about gods.
I could name you about 90 gods off the top of my head and their pantheon though. They are burned into my mind

>>27857521
The only thing that matters is the median. The average includes the millions of trust fund kids with millions. Obviously they pull the average up by a fuckton.

When I was 23 I was -200k (student loans). Don't beat yourself up. 10 years later I am +2mil and growing fast.

>>27856951
thats excellant
stop going for feels

>>27856951
>18
>240K
>Virgin
What would you do if You where me?

>>27868263
Growing fast through investments or your own business?

>>27867349
I'm sorry, who are you again? Some modern day feminist that wants to rewrite history? The Bible is the truth written in plain english for all to see. You have no excuse to be such a degenerate heathen anymore. Jesus Christ is your God and Savior. Seethe and burn in Hell or repent and be saved.

>>27861170
What salaried position. If you're in business or stem your fine get a new job. If not then you are fucked.

>>27868371
Enroll in uni and find a girlfriend
Its very difficult to find true love if you aren't with a woman you met in high school or college.

>>27868371
Hire a whore so I'd be 18 with 240k

>>27868524
such a boring troll, if only you were a little bit more convincing. shame

>>27861310
I'm pretty sure we are a vocal minority at least in humble brag threads like this.

Then again I am pretty dumb I was in below average level classes and dropped out of high school, yet turned $5k into $160k, down to $60k all in 7 months.

>>27866054
t-that img
[i hate you, put it away]

>>27865946
Do this if you want to NEVER make it. Pussy boomer shit lmao.

>>27859222
> 19
> 1k
> Mexican

>>27856951
>31
>only 500k in shitcoins
i will be miserable for all my life

30 ~170k

>>27857642
>21
>34k net worth
>had sex

>>27860839
You sound like a faggot. have sex

>>27868639
Sad that people like you exist who think no one actually believes in God.

>>27856951
>29
Homeless, sleeping in a negative equity car working 60 hrs a week
>33
700k nw, 680 of that is chainlink. Work one or two days a month. Chin up, zoomer/ doomer faggots.

>27
-$23k net worth

>28
>165k net worth
RIP my uncle, thank you for the 70k inheritence, I won't waste it

>>27856951
>24
>82k net worth