/biz/ - Business & Finance

No

>>27848954
They're in a bubble.

>>27848954
a memecoin at best

>>27848954
>Diane Cope

>>27848954
>Ms. Cope
You know what else proves her existence? A family, most notably her children. What happened to those?

Cope

Big ask. Bigger cope

no i married my high school gf and she has only increased in value over time :)

>>27848954
baby boomers ladies and gentlemen

>>27849120
Too real

>>27848954
Women are good investments as long as you swing trade every 3 years and find yourself a newer, younger one

>>27848954
liabilities vs assets

>>27848954
she got the problem glasses too

>>27848954
Good for day to day trading

The right one will pay dividends that enhance your life.

What's the cut off point to when I need to ditch an old one for a fresher one?

>>27849169
she cheated on u bro

>>27849169
Based. Hold her hand today, Anon.

>>27849169
Played the hodl strategy as well and married my high school sweetheart. She is now an MD and makes more money than me, which I then throw away on gamestop stonks.

No ragrets.

>>27849185
Based

>>27849169
HODL

>>27849169
I wish I did the same. It would be a perfect naive life of literally getting the exact person I desired. But I wasn’t chad enough to hold it down

>>27849287
Roastie btfo.

>>27849287
Lmao. When I get hit with “too short” I move on, this bitch throws a tantrum and posts it on the internet

>>27849185

>>27849287
Based Matt

She actually looks alright for her age, just needs to take care of herself better.

>>27849287
kek

>>27849169
cute!

>>27848954
I can't help but feel bad for her, but she looks and sounds like an absolute cunt.

>>27849185
Top fucking kek

>>27849490
At least your werent an incel like me

How did you have gf back then anyway, tfw 30 never had one

>>27849169
fair play anon

>>27849169
Based

>>27849169
Wholesome, i hope you get many white babies

>>27849657
work out, smell good, dress well, sharpen your tongue

>>27849169
Cute. You really got the XSN of women.

this thread again

>>27849490
Iktf

>>27849120
Retard no ammount of children will keep you alive or in the memory of someone , you have at max 2 GEN's before it looks like you never existed. COPE

Woman at 19-25:
Hot
Young
Flexible
Fertile
You can fuck them just by having a cool car or an apartment or muscles

Woman at 28-40
Mediocre
Old
Jaded
Worn down
Expects you to have a fucking career and a house before she even considers sleeping with you.


They are the only depreciable asset that increases in price over time.
Shitty investment all around. Just short them if you get my drift.

>>27848954
she could do some degenerate granny porn.

>>27849287
saved

>>27849825
I am pakistani and my gf is white

>>27848954
why does this picture irritate me so much

>>27849912
Imagine being this retarded.

>>27848954
Depends on what value you're looking at. If she enriches your life emotionally makes you happy and isn't financially dependent on you, sure

>>27850171
You need to be 18+ to post on this sub

>>27849120
Everyone can lose everything man. Trust me.

>>27849120
She could not settle for a non Chad and focused on her career instead.

>>27850319
Looks like you need to leave then.

>>27849169

Same, bro. 13 years and counting :,)

>>27850171
My crusty cum sock will have as much of a legacy as albert einstein when the heat death of the universe arrives

>>27850319
>sub
go back to r*ddit faggot

>>27849358
I cheated on your mom with your dad
Shut the fuck up faggot or I’ll fuck you next

After age 25 women lose 5% of their value each year

Well raised children can become appreciating assets so investing in a dutiful wife and redpilled mother can be worthwhile. Just NEVER marry an entitled liberal woman who will ruin any kids and be too much of a narcissist to love anybody

>>27848954
She looks like she was probably qt in the 70s.

Marry an asian woman and you're fine. Preferably a westernized 1st or 2nd gen.

>age well
>loyal, family oriented (1st/2nd gen)
>smart (if A-tier chinese, japanese, etc)
>nasty in the bedroom (westernized)

>>27850658
>Marry an asian woman and you're fine.
Ask me how I know you're a 40 year old libertarian white guy with suppressed anger issues

>>27849657
In high school you pretty much just have to have a car and girls will like you

>>27849912
except if you actually did something remarkeable with your life. Which, by definition of being on this board, none of us will ever do.

>>27850778
do you not love your asian wife anon

>>27848954
32 gf since 16 and now wife. not really. sure the sex is good and i get head frequently. but it requires a lot of up keep. honestly if i would have known my 1500 btc would have been worth millions back in 2012 i would have dumped her

>>27850778
And no chin.

Difficult to say. Loving someone and then breaking up cripples you emotionally for a long time. Dating and casual fun with thots is empty but temporarily fun. The game certainly feels rigged on Tinder more now than it did last time single (2014)

>>27849287
So karma does exist after all.

>>27850534
i'll only accept if you're good looking

>>27848954
>check her twitter
>blm
>holocaust
>pit bulls
>immigration

>ywn never marry your highschool sweetheart and have a large family of 10 kids
Why even go on?

>>27849912
How much does it hurt being that fucking dumb

>>27851672
I married my highschool teacher and we have a kid and a dog and a house with a backyard, did i make it?

Remember, men age like fine wine, women age like milk.

>>27849498
>manlet

>>27849960
Why do I like this so much?

Men are a terrible investment.
When I met my ex husband he was hunky and cute and we had lots of fun together, concerts, sex in public places, etc. Then as time went on he kept complaining about me getting a career, he started doing cocaine and steroids, and he started drinking and driving. On top of that he stopped using baby wipes on his ass so when I came time to suck his balls there was always a feint whiff of shit that totally put me off. One night after he shot testosterone and we were staying at his parents house for Thanksgiving he got in a random argument over parmesan and put his hands through the door

>>27849169
you didnt do this.

>used to date a lot in college / early 20s
>gradually lost all interest in pursuing women
>been 8 years since I had sex or a gf
>some friends think I'm gay because I'm very handsome
Might have been a byproduct of the alcoholism now that I think about it. Still no interest in women currently.

>>27849043
Underappreciated comment desu

>>27850085
She definitely cheats on you.

>>27849043
very true..

>>27851672
>no one was interested in you in hs
>no one was interested in you in college
>no one is interested in you in work
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.

>>27852235
Why did you get a divorce? None of this sounds like a reason.

>>27848954
Worthless people ironically believe they should be worth remembering when they don't accept that they're an insignificantly tiny and ephemeral anomaly on a cosmic scale.

This "Diane Cope" should have done more to offer something for others rather than live for herself as a microbe does and expect people to meme her into acknowledgment.

>>27849169
unequivocally based and madeitpilled

>>27852345
You sound like you haven't tried to put yourself out there anon. It's easy if you try

>>27851842
based and reversegroompilled

>>27852551
>just be yourself

>>27852663
Not really but if something isn't working then change it...

>>27849912
I know my family back to the 1300s, their names live on.

>>27850085
We have IDs here retard.

>>27849169
Nice

>>27852778
Interesting, were they nobles?

>>27852309
why invest so much energy into something that will ruin you one way or another down the line?

after a few long term relationships i also stopped dating, tons of sex in early 20s followed by absolutely nothing for the past 2 years. it all just seems so fake after a while. my last encounter was a one night thing that left me feeling incredibly empty, like I may as well have just jerked off. it was annoying to get her out of my apartment afterwards. feels like im interacting with animals

>>27851842
shes fucking the dog, anon

>>27852778
Dang, I don't even know my grandparents' names.

>>27848954
>Diane COPE

>>27849169
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm going full with nft on playcent
After I make it people will ask me how I got successful…
I will tell you to use your iq and show some respect to my purse

>>27849169
Same, I was 14 and she was 13. I'm now 30 and still together

>>27852857
Very very minor ones. Merely landed gentry for most of those centuries, time has not been kind.

>>27853000
is she still 13?

>>27849287
>34 year old saying oof
They’re both garbage.

>>27849169
Yep, I’m thinking based.

>>27852898
I'm sorta heading that way. I used to use tinder a lot up until last year but it's such a drain on your time especially during all of this pandemic era that I've gotten out of it and spend most of my time on crypto based research. I'll probably gain interest again when I'm closer to making it...

>>27850403
Nah her family is fine.

>>27849287
based and mattpilled

>>27849825
one son so far
>>27850445
based, nice going
>>27852287
I did actually and we've been together almost 11 years

>>27849912
Moron

>>27852917
You should try and trace your lineage od you have records or history. It's very unique to stand on the farmland or visit the town where your ancestors stood 500 years ago. Gives you a sense of perspective.

>>27848954
She was probably pretty cute before she turned old and decrepit.

>>27853048
Wtf, of course not. I'm sure we will be together rest of our lifes

>>27852551
I did try for a bit, I have even went on dates with a few girls back in high school and college but there's that look a woman gives you and you just know she isn't interested. One time I've even asked a girl out and she refused saying she wasn't looking for a relationship and a week later she posted on her social media that she started dating this dude.
I used to be sad at first but now I don't really care, it won't make a difference in the end.

>>27849169
I'm going to kill you

>>27853041
Have you surpassed them in terms of money and power?

>>27851842
No. The opposite

>>27852235
tits or gtfo

>>27849169
reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>27849169
Based.
I too invested in my virgin gf many years ago. They are worth it if you get in at the bottom.
In the old days a wife invaluable and necessary for any normal man, women used to do tons of work around the house and farms / fields. You get kids too for more labor.

Nowadays I would only consider virgins or low count girls..

Marrying a 30 year old women with a high body count is buying the top and holding bags the way down.

If you get a virgin girl early and manage to pair bond together you don't really lose anything long term.

Pumping and dumping whores is really sterile and depressing long term. Its comfy to be with Someone cuddling at night and a companion..

>>27853243
Might do that, thanks anon. I was estranged from my family at an early age.

>>27849287
23

>>27853458
Everyone gets turned down man, even players do. Women are full of shit words wise, if you keep dating something will stick sooner or later. And its no big deal getting turned down, just move on to a different lady

>>27852235
king
It's your fault for having the wrong opinion about parmesan

>>27849411
Same minus the GameStop retardation

>>27848954
I would, guys. I'll be honest.

>>27852309
Anon, I feel ya

>>27853586
Classic

>>27853041
lol. But it can reverse with you anon, build back your legacy. Later we can merge our families by marrying off our grandkids.
Fuck, bring back the family stuff from old.

>>27848954
daughter's assets appreciating nicely.
continuing to invest. holding long.

>>27852551
>dated 2 girls who made the first move
>rejected 2 girls who were interested in me
>actually tried once, got rejected
How are my stats? Still an incel, but I'm not bad looking so women like me sometimes. The waiting game is a long and unsatisfying one. My social awkwardness makes me unsuccessful in any case. I'm 26 and I still turn into a nervous shy kid when I approach a woman I'm attracted to.

>>27849043
Pussy inflation

>>27849043
What's funny is they do it to themselves, always reducing their own value with degenerate and stupid behavior.

>>27854157
Absolutely based. That's why I do this, I'd be comfortable with nothing. I want to give my children an empire, and the knowledge and strength to maintain it and pass it down.

>>27848954
>Diane Cope
Diane, cope

>>27853506
Not yet, but it's definitely one of my milestones

>>27849955
Fuck. This hit too close to home.
I'm 28 now and all the first dates with girls in my age range are all about "career, future and dreams"
I used to get wasted, smoke weed and fuck the shit out of them on the first night in my early 20s
Getting old fucking sucks bros

>>27854445
So you know women have been into you thats good, if you're awkward then do things to make that less so, same goes with the shyness. All the usual cliche stuff like lifting, exercise etc do work, same with taking up a new hobby or challenge.

>>27851842
why are you on /biz/ Emmanue macron

>>27849502
>18-23 giselle
Based Leo dumping his bags on Tom Brady

>>27849955
Christ, I once went on a date with someone in her 30's and within the first hour she asked me what assets I had. Gave her the old Bogdanoff pump and dump. Hopefully no one bought the dip with that chick.

>>27854961
How do I learn to speak to people?
When I was at high school I didn't even bother to converse with women because it was like everyone was years ahead of me in terms of social skills.

>>27855187
Taking up new hobbies where other people are involved too, people you don't know. You don't have to turn into a blabbermouth, some women dig slightly introverted guys, but you have to be interesting and come out of your shell

>>27854221
based and daughterpilled

>>27848954
should have had a child, then she'd have her proof.

>>27850459
When that meme comes along sure, but so far that's not an excuse to forsake your own biology and be a tranny

>>27852408
He fucked around on me

>>27850421
cachow

>>27855187
Unironically go outside
You can train that shit
Stay around people, find an interesting hobby, learn how they behave and respond, look at them and learn, try to bond with the ones you like and make lifelong friendships
It's not rocket science, I was fortunate enough to find a good group of friends in college cause of sports, from there it was all downhill

>>27850319
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>27855187
Hey, you're not me. But actually, you are me.

>>27855343
Thanks for the tip, mate.

>>27849498
women have terrible social skills mostly. it's just not as apparent because everyone sucks up to them so they get few situations where they can really unleash their inner sperg.
but getting rejected is definitely a situation where they'd rather burn themselves down than just accept it and move on.

>>27849912
this
>>27852778
you are an extreme minority. the average person doesn't who their great grandparents were

>>27855143
I have two close female friends in their mid 30s and while I enjoy their company, any time they talk about dating it's hard to stay in the room. They'll fuck strangers they meet at a nice restaurant just to feel validated and still wonder why I have no sexual interest in them.

>>27852770
>change it
I don't know how

>>27855777
Checked

>>27848954
if shes a woman and not a player then yes.

maybe youre just not attractive enough for decent women to like you. tough break kid.

>>27855069
kek

>>27849912
At least I will be remembered for two generations. Your parents are already trying to forget about you in the current generation.

>>27854721
there's a reason they are still single despite having a piss easy time dating. and it's because they treat their partners as breathing ATM, which is why their partners pump & dump them.

>>27849169
Built for BBC

>>27854721
date younger women dipshit

>>27855748
That sounds like nonsense. How would that even be possible.

>>27848954
there once was a lady named Cope
who loved to suck cock and smoke dope
since she emptied her basket
she now waits for her casket
without any family or hope

thanks to the anon that penned this

buy at 25 or under but only if you want kids

>>27853767
This anon gets it

>>27852551
>Just get out there bro
The most normie boomer nonsense advice of all

>>27856088
The youngest one I dicked in the last 2 years was 23 and she was already a single mom
When you are a certain age and with a receeding hairline it's not easy to hit on younger ones

>>27855708
No worries anon, work at it and you'll get there...

>>27855777
>I have two close female friends
Mistake

>>27855777
women are fucking retarded with everything they do really.
>friend tells me about her dates
>if the guy sounds like a good choice, she will squeeze him dry while not giving him anything in exchange because "i-if I go to fast I'll just ruin it" (imagine still thinking that at 30+, as if you're teenagers)
>if the guy sounds like fucking garbage, they'll fuck him right away because they feel there's nothing to lose anyway
>they'll also fall in love with him because that's just what women do when they fuck a guy
I think the main mistake women make is that they try to think about the situation and analyze it when they absolutely suck at thinking.

>>27856512
What advice do you have?

>>27856689
So you can find fault in it? Fuck off.
I bet you tell depressed people to just cheer up as well.

>>27856532
go bald if your hairline is bothering you
my hairline isn't receding too bad yet, but I've met a number of young women that have a thing for bald men
the worst thing about hitting on younger women when you're older is if there are any women your age around they will cockblock and shame you to no end
fuck em

>>27856622
They're fine as friends. Good people, love me, fun to chill with. It's their sex lives that serve as a constant reminder of why I stopped dating.

>>27855069
Giselle is worth more than Tom Brady. That stock mooned like crazy

>>27856801
I'm actually trying to help the dude. No one is asking him to turn into a GigaChad. Small changes work and confidence snowballs.

>>27852345
>no one was interested in me in hs
>no one was interested in me in college
>everyone is interested at work but now I just hate them because they are trying to inject themselves into a life that I turned around completely on my own without any support while not having anything to offer themselves
you shouldn't fuck at work in the first place though. the women there just gossip for 8 hours straight each day, you don't want every single person in the office to know your sexual preferences

>>27856686
Yeesh, sounds like we have the same friends, these women do exactly that as well.

>>27849043
unironically true the coomers have pumped the pussy value and never cashed out! fucking faggots

>>27848954
They're the only way to get children

OP pic just taught me that life is suffering. Enjoy every second if it and don’t waste your life.

>>27857115
you're me anon
i was a fat kid now i'm an alpha but i don't even fuck these girls at work i've done that and it never works. these bitches are not worth drama at work

>>27849169
>increased in value (weight)

>>27848954
Finding a proper woman who you love and loves you is the greatest wealth you can ever have.

>>27849287
based Matt

>great grandfather pumped and dumped my great grandmother
>could actually get euro citizenship and get out of this hellhole if I have proof I have an euro ancestor
>no proof whatsoever
Motherfucker. I gotta say he's the smart one to get the fuck out of this shithole as fast as he could.

Got to invest in them early. 18-21

>>27852898
Your T levels dropped. Not that complicated

>>27853819
Rich fag here. My parents were killed after leaving an opera. I now dress up in animal costumes and beat the fuck out of people.

>>27856886
Women are whores, anon. Nothing new.

>>27848954
Most of them are fags. Find one with a rich family or a good career. can be worth it

>>27857898
based and bat pilled.

>>27849169
Heartwarming.

>>27857517
>i'm an alpha
Oh anon...

>>27852235
>sex in public places
This is your idea of “value”?

>>27849169
I broke up with my loyal and sweet loving girlfriend when I was 18 years old because I wanted to "fuck many other girls". Total dick move and worst decision I've made in my life so far. I haven't even fucked any girls after that and now I'm red pilled and lonely, suffering for the consequences for the degenerate I was. Luckily I got $2m now because of crypto, so I've got that going for me. But it's the only success in my life, really.

>>27853913
>its no big deal getting turned down, just move on
Still hurts, tho

>>27848954
Jesus christ, 60+ begging for attention.
30's literally dying of a rare genetic disease and what the fuck would fame do for me?

God I'm getting cynical.

It hurts so much, knowing I can't be with a woman because they're all literally retarded children, but I crave their touch, their scent, their feel so much, and hookers don't satiate the need. I want to feel loved, but when those you love are incapable of loving you back, there is no option but sorrow.

>>27848954
They would be in a society where you can marry them in their prime and the state wasn't actively hostile to families.

>>27848954
>pinned tweet

oh no no no no....NO NOT LIKE THIS

>>27858400
You got money and health you'll be fine brother.

I just broke up with my woman an hour ago because I'd rather not drag her around through my last shit years.

>>27858588
I hope so.. I'm going back to college soon, to study but also to find a decent girl... I don't really know where I can meet women otherwise because I don't have a job, because I'm a trader... Thank you for the wholesome reply, anon.

>>27858459
Has it happened much?

I've been turned down plenty of times, you get desensitized to it. The last girl I was dating flaked twice so I just stopped speaking to her. Its a rough game at times but just see it as that and move on to someone else.

Marry one that speaks her mind but shuts the ruck up when told to.

this is your brain on leftism

Nothing makes me want to kill myself more than threads on /biz.
This is supposed to be a financial advice board, not feels annihilating limbo.

>>27852235
>he got in a random argument over parmesan
Holy shit my sides, thanks anon

>>27849912
oh shut up, retard.

>>27853243
How can I do that efficiently?
Do I have to go to the different locations keeping older data and try to find the parent of each?
What information remains from the past? Birth and death records?
Would a commoner's life records remain for 500 years?

>>27858739
You will, I've mastered women they aren't hard, we all get dry spells but you'll be swimming in it.

Key is not to try so hard took me years of refining my skills, just be laid back enjoy yourself, marry yourself and the confidence of not caring will have them following you around like lost dogs.

>>27856813
nope I'm actually getting a hair transplant once all this covid thing is over
Honestly I only hit younger ones on tinder, hitting on young blood in bars/clubs/gym when the age gap is evident is for creeps

>>27849411
Same but its her family's money

>>27859030
Don't let women fool you, they love bald men with beards.

They do not like well groomed men it screams femininity.

I literally have no money and dying yet I can pull pussy right now without spending a dime, women like a mystery, they like a rugged man.

Looks aren't as important as being "cool" fake it till you make it.

>>27859030
true
there are always chicks looking for older men on the down low online
hope the transplant goes well

>>27849170

Underappreciated post.

>>27858400
same here bro, despite i am a poorfag haha

>>27850319
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>27859085
one could say
she is Coping

>>27854721
You're fucking 28. You're not old. You can comfortably date anyone 22+ without being a creep whatsoever.

>>27857886
I've been low T my whole life.

>>27849169
My hs gf cheated on me with a girl and then wouldnt have a threesome with me. I fucking hate you. Fuck you.

>>27852235
As if dudes with drug and anger issues don't consistently have bitches on their dicks

>>27858848
I've never seen a single adequate elder in my life.
I've never seen them go peacefully either.
Old people are disgusting and they are made that way. Everything about them is pushing you off, this is the natures way of forcing us to separate.
Tribes who sent their elders the fuck out on an ice glacier were right. Embrace tradition, become monke.

>be single most of my life, 28 year old diagnosed sperg
>over time get better looking, very good at socializing
>acquire decent looking 22 year old Christian gf that can't get enough of me, been together 18 months
>think I hit the jackpot
>now bored with her, after being around her for more than 2 days all I can think about is getting away from her
>never stops talking for more than 2 minutes, can read me decently except when I clearly don't want to be around her
>she wants marriage and kids and I thought I did, but now I don't and especially not with her
>never thought I'd be in this scenario so don't know what to do

>>27858900
True...
Thanks to /biz/ I don't dream of my death and of the future limbo because I am constantly reminded of it without it.

>>27859531
Sickfag here, break it off make yourself the bad guy so she doesn't hate herself.

You clearly are like me lol we're fucked when It comes to relationships, I'm sick so I have an "excuse" but if I wasn't i'd probably have the same problem.

>>27849287
Based Matt

>>27859030
Being bald is not nearly as big a turn off as you think. I wouldn't waste the money, anon, but do what you gotta do.

>>27848954
I don't think so. It's got nothing to do with the wall, their body count, or anything like that (although those are issues), I just don't trust a woman to be loyal or supporting any more.

I think I know maybe two people who are happily married, out of several dozens of couples including my own parents. That's terrible odds.

>>27857555
yeah but the chances of that happening are lower than making money on a pajeet pump scheme

>>27858848
to be fair the uk goverment has been quite shit with how its handling covid

>>27849955
>Woman at 28-40 Expects you to have a fucking career and a house before she even considers sleeping with you.

That's not unreasonable, it's a major redflag if you don't have that by 30, assuming no crypto millions.