/biz/ - Business & Finance

Its preparing for a MASSIVE pump

>>27825519
SO WHEN ARE WE PUMPING?

Let me tell you my story and the reason i am patient over poomps and doomps.

I am 23 yo unemployed. I used to work on the job i loved but i suffered from long depression and anxiety and i couldn't move on. I live with my parents and they are in debt 10k and we live in rent. I said to myself: my nigga you have no choice, you will kys or you will try to find ways to make your family happy again. Suddenly, i found grt thread which made me from 24$ to 110$ and then a doge thread which i played all in on 0.022 . So now even i fall down, i will invest in rope or hug my mother and forget this pajeet coin. But if i win, i will see my parents smile after so many years again.

>>27826038
You mean it's waiting for Elon Musk to post about it on Twitter.

>>27826190
I pump my cock twice a day senpai

it's held its value all night. isn't this a good thing?

>>27825519
holy fuck i am so comfry rn boys

so glad i bought the dips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT 6K DOGECOINS AND ALREADY LOST 12 BUCKS HELP ME ELON

WHat's a realistic buy limit order for a dip on this?

>>27826472
With each Elon tweet I just get comfier and comfier. Swinging this shit is so fucking easy.

>>27826903
guarantee there will never be another tweet by elon ever again about doge lol

>>27826517
JUST LOST ANOTHER 2 EEELOOOOOOOOONNNN

>>27826939
Even if he doesn't the whale patterns and dumps at .05 and the upcoming burger stimulus make this shit print money for swingers.

>>27826403
This happened last night.
Things were going great until the Americans woke up.

>>27826939
what makes you so sure?

>>27827453
Because I'm Elon

>>27827471
can you let me borrow claire for a night?

how long does it usually take now days to send doge between wallets?

>>27827471
Thanks for the easy money faggot

>>27827471

the feds are sus in elon's tweets. that's the reason he's hiding. come here elon announce with your pgp signature the next pump.

Noob here. So what if i sell at .045 and after an hour it goes to .047? Then i have to buy expensive to be back in game? and the gain i made before is lost? How to benefit here?

>>27827817
this is why you just hold. i've just been holding i still have a profit. the people who lose money are the people who refuse to just fucking hold.

>>27827817
buy high sell low repeat until broke

Waves are getting smaller.
We're gonna jump again

>>27826783
Okay maybe my numbers are wrong. What if someone hypothetically made a GPU that was a billions times faster than the GPUs the year before, would it then be possible to mine and sell to make a significant impact at lowering the doge value? Is this possible? How fast powerful would such a CPU have to be?

What are the risk/chance that the absloute madlad Elon himself, makes a litteral Doge livery rocket, and sends to space?

Return to normal.........
see you at 0.001

>>27827995
This. Holding is golden. There will be surges coming. And each time the floor will be just a little higher. Have faith.

fucking fuck
went all in at .047

>>27828118
we all know what happened with TSLA

>>27828164
well Im swinging to lower DCA but once I get it below 0.045 ill be happy

if more businesses start accepting dogecoin it will raise it up from shitcoin status and just a pump and dump like shiba and other such scamcoins and it might actually go up in value but man.. will we really have to wait like a year for 0.05 value floor and then another two years for 0.06?
what good is doge reaching $1 when all of us bag holders will be rotting in the ground by the time it happens
i don¨t want to get rich when i'm fucking 80yo, that would make me so fucking angry knowing i don't have the time or health to enjoy m riches, it would suck more than dying poor

>>27828309
Are you 78 right now? No? Then quit your fucking whining.

>>27828285

>>27828136
Inb4 you get beartrapped
>>27828234
You have literally 0 patience, exit thread and come back tomorrow at .05

>>27828309

That kind of fear is what keeps people poor. Fortune favors the bold. Buy ever paycheck and forget about looking at charts. It's a clown world and the more it goes up the more people FOMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk

Time is on our side anons

Ask a normie if they want 1000 dollars cash or 1100 worth of etherium and they will say cash 99 percent of the time. Ask the same question with doge and i suspect you get alot of takers. Fiat is a wierd magical thing

>>27825519
Proudly hodling since I bought

>>27828136
we are far past the end of this chart

so what is the 27% leviathan's endgame?

>>27828136
>shit that happened 3 days ago

>>27828890
He isnt dumping.
So my guess? God emperor of mankind setting up to fund his great crusade.

>>27828675
>hmm do i want 1000 dollar cash that looses like 1 to 2% value over a year
or
>a meme coin that will lose 70% of its value in 2 days

>>27828816
>>27828430
we were at the mania phase with every normie talking about it. now comes the blow off phase, no new buyers

>>27828675
After fees 1100 etherium is worth about 500, so normies are right in this case.

how much coins you all hodling?

>>27826517
I LOST HALF A CENT I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

Still holding my 10k coins. Please daddy elon respect my dubs make it $1

>>27829068
>>27828136
lol you can "blow off" myy peepee rofl

>>27829068
.08 was "new paradigm"
wake up

>>27828430
This, it was only two days ago that it was floating between .32 and .38 just be patient

>>27829205
i have 20k sitting on binance constantly shoving them between btc and doge and making single dollars from it and i hate it

Worth all inning at 0.045 or will it go back down to 0.04

It looked like the chart was literally giving me the finger this morning

>>27829016
this is so fucking cringe, hes just a man, stop jerking him off so hard

>>27829354
>>27829300
im looking forward to your pink wojak posting in about a week. those bags you are holding are gonna get pretty heavy

>>27829038
doge isn't dying any time soon

>>27829451
Try somewhere in the middle

>>27829469
Why do you hate 40k so much anon?

>>27829205
3,700 coinds but very comfy as i bought low

>>27829474
lol you can hold my heavy ballsack bag in your mouth rofl

>>27829506
Remind me when it dumps back to 0.02 or whatever it was first in about a week.

>>27829453

>>27829690
yeah yeah, sure, nobody is buying into your shitty shiba, xrp, rubnk or any other shitcoins pajeet, you are wasting your time

>>27829474
Kys salty swinger. The are only so many seats on this rocketship and you will be left out

/biz/, ive done the math.
Only 2000 of these transactions and I'll have 10k USD to my name.

Something I just thought about.

What if Musk gives dogecoin incentives to buying Teslas, like when you buy giving you free dogecoin back or Tesla starts accepting dogecoin. Or, even crazier yet, if if he sends a bunch of it to a bunch of dogecoin wallets who are the believers in this memecoin. I know it's sounds retarded but hey, clown world and all.

>>27828050
>Waves are getting smaller.
>We're gonna jump again
At 9pm EST Today, guise

>>27830018
I didnt say we were going to jump high. Just we were going to.

>>27829908
how often does it swing between the 0.2 cents?
i might try some swinging with my 20k doge, worst case scenario when i sell peak and buy back in low the price will fall down and i will be left with more doge than i started, sure worthless, but actually worth more than if i did nothing

>>27830018
you know what? fuck you i stayed up to 3AM which is 9est ready to dump at the peak that was promised last night and we got like .058 i think
and then i was a zombie all day at work, no way i'm doing it again, i will just set up some .06 sell orders and fuck it

>>27829205
1300..im poor as fuck

>>27830004
i was thinking about him tying doge with his space stuff
inb4 mars currency

hes a madman after all

>>27829908
Your math makes no sense.

Why doesn't RH allow sell orders at incremental cent points, like why is it only 0.05 and not 0.05xxxx

bought 75 dollars worth at 0.045. Lead me to a dollar friends.

>>27827471
If true. Thanks for the support.

>>27827626
so it took like 30min
i remember when it was like 1min

I just want out already please pump so I can finally stop looking at a screen 24 hours a day

>>27829908
>>27830413
you are right, i'm high as a kite
This makes more sense though.

>>27830690
Ngmi

>>27830690
then don't dipshit, set up a limit sell order and look at it in a year

>>27830692
wait how high am I. This can't make sense, this would equate to being a millionaire after 54 transactions.

>>27830870
Are those commas meant to be decimals?

cool

>>27830690
just place a sell order idiot

>>27830321
The same image promoting a 9PM EST DOGE 'event' was used to trick XRP investors too. Their event also turned into a massive sell-off. Knowing that, I got the popcorn out and watched the chaos unfold knowing that it was a trap.

My takeaway: The only person who can talk me into buying is Elon.

>>27830870
>>27830692
>>27829908
>trying to mathematize crypto
lmao

>>27829858
Any of those, including your meme coin have about as much inherent value as Gamestop.

Sorry that you got lured into a pump sceme because of your unhealthy parasocial relationship with a billionaire.

>>27825519
It will not go to $1

>>27831147
And you will never be a woman, tranny.

Im ready, are you /biz/?
0.08EOD
0.1 SUNDAY NIGHT

>>27831113
>lured
nah i mined my coins back in 2013 i am holding a total of about $10k worth of doges (at 0.05) i am just waiting for a good peak to sell because i'm greedy and want more than just shitty $10k

>>27831147
After a couple of years, sure it could get there.

>>27830966
Oh yeah babeeeee

>>27831315
Then you dont actually believe in it as a technology or a thing with future inherent value, which means we share the same opinion

>>27830586
Based high roller

robin hood not allowing you to use your funds immediately bums me out about this website, but hey, beats paying fees.

>>27831433

So how is doge coin made or mined?

At least you didn't buy DONUT. Right anon?

>>27831946
When a daddy doge and a mommy doge buy a new GPU...

>he sold

>>27830870
The amount makes sense but you'd have to guess correctly the 24h high and low consecutively.

spam this to pajeets and you'll see doge pump so fucking hard. Thank me later.

>>27826203
bro i feel you, im unironically inspired by you

>>27827555
Why the FUCK would you put your dick in this abomination? What is wrong with you anon?

Whens or going back to .02? I wanna buy more without raising my average buy in

>>27832261
I feel stupid asking for this, but is this actually possible?

$CLF
02/04/2021
>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today."

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf

------------------------------


$CLF
02/04/2021
>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"

https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/

Bought at 0.044, when should I be selling?
Should I wait for 0.05 or sell and buy off these little waves?

>>27828234
Look into $WOLFY you idiots. You've literally never been this early for something

>>27832463
If it ever goes back to .02 during this run you would not buy it anymore you fucking retard.

>>27832522
How certain are you it will oscillate between those two numbers that many times without you panicking at some point and buying high and selling low

binance.com is down wtf i can't log in

>>27832710
Just make buy/sell orders

>>27832522
Pajeet detected.

>>27832710
I guess with this you just set the limits and then distract yourself for a week

>>27832522
I mean I doubt it. It depends on so many outside variables but you could adjust the formula daily and just use buy/sell margins within the daily trends. Find the perfect min/maxing that wouldn't make the trade fees killer.

Also binance allows for botting. Unironically feel like putting a bot to try this and leave it running for a year.

Hodling like a champ. Like no one other... I give classes.

>>27832836
nah cannot set stop limits without the funds being available so you need to put in buy and sell orders manually for each successful trade

I'm guessing doge either goes up to 5.5 / 6 as another pump-and-dump scheme or it steadily plateaus at 5 cents until it bolts up randomly one day.

If I set a take-profit to sell my coin if it hits 'x', and then set a buy-stop to buy the coin if it drops to 'y', will an exchange generally wait for the take-profit order to happen before trying the buy-stop or will it pick whichever happens first?
Say if DOGE is .45 and I want to sell my coin at .5 but then buy at .4, would it wait for the .5 or just apply the .4 buy if that happens first?

>>27833345
Bot it?

>>27833440
If you are on Binance, pick OCO

Is this meme coin going to make people rich? I'm tired of waiting.

>>27832522
Yes

>>27833551
Impatient tards like you shouldnt post

>>27833534
CoinSpot because I'm upside-down. It doesn't seem to give details on if it puts orders in a queue or just picks the one that applies first.

>>27833560
Great image, you may enter the cool zone

Guys, i hope we make it. Im still holding.

Is there a downside to using Robinhood over something like coinbase?

t. just started doing this shit like 2 days ago

>>27833551
but i am already rich
why aren't you?

>>27833986
Don't use robinhood for anything, it should be obvious why by now.

>mfw patiently waiting for it to collapse back down to .03 so I can buy 50k Doggy-Dogs.
Woof woof.

>>27834062
after I sell my pos on doge Im uninstalling and pulling out my money and on the fence of whether to use kraken or binance bc of fees

>>27833345
>>27833482
>>27833560
>>27833063
>>27832836
>>27832834
>>27832813
well just set a buy order for 0.04 since that's kinda the floor these past few days and just sell at 0.0458 since that is the average peak. Get a binance trade bot and have it run all the time. Give it 100 dollars worth of doge and in the current market, it will make a profit I'm sure of it.

>>27832441
Do you know how hot it is to fuck somebody whose net worth is more than your entire family tree? Power is sexy.

is it too late to still get in?

>>27825519
I'M TRYING TO SIGN UP FOR KRAKEN BUT I DON'T GET OUT OF WORK UNTIL 10 HOURS FROM NOW RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>27829300
>>27829590
hey gottem

>>27834062
Because they limited meme stocks like GME and AMC? But it's so simple even financially illiterate retards like me can use it

>>27832441
hey fuck you

>>27834317
In the sense that you missed out on when Dogecoin was a literal meme currency worth a fraction of a penny? Yes, you missed out on that. You haven't missed out on a potential push to $1, which would be something of a 20x increase in your current investment. My advice? Give it until Monday, see where the market is pushing, and if it's still stable at .045 as a floor then invest in it. Personally, I'm waiting for a crash back down to .03 or less, but if it's clearly established at .045 I'll probably buy in.

>>27834284
where can i get a trade bot?

>>27834056
Please pump it Elon

>>27834700
make one or google one

is this shit turning into a stable coin?

>>27834337
Calm down, don't let FOMO make you get into a gambling fever. Dogecoin isn't on the verge of collapse nor is it about to Moon. The growth we're seeing is steady and gradual - it might collapse next week, it might rise another .05 cents. Either way, you're freaking out over a ~$50 profit or loss, that's nothing in the scheme of things! Finish work, apply for Kraken, take a breather, and come back to this to see how things are going. I know from personal experience that throwing money into this, as with any hyped meme stock or currency, isn't going to make you feel better. In fact, it's going to make you feel worse... Unless you do it with a cool head.

We're all gonna make it, anon. It's just not going to be tonight or even this month. You're not going to blink and miss this.

>>27834680
i don't see it hitting $1 any time soon because whales start doomping every time it sniffs 0.05

>>27832629
you realize Dogecoin is basically guarunteed to at least be pumped for a week every few years right? If Dogecoin drops to 0.02 or less, then you just invest in the next meme cycle.

Literal fucking autism

>>27834680
ok, thanks. and what would be the better strategy in your opinion, hold and hope for the best or keep selling/buying like those anon from before suggested?

Only just started reading about Elon Musk and Grimes. How does Grimes only have 1.6 million insta followers? Does she really not want any of Musks money to promote her stuff? Does Grimes not care about money? Is that real love?

>Be richest man in the world
>Has a gf that likes him and doesnt care about money

Wtf I love Elon Musk and Grimes now.

>>27835332
Everytime a whale has dumped, Dogecoin has resisted. As a bonus, there's one less whale in the sea.

It's like you people have absolutely no idea how to analyze markets. Jfc

>>27825519
just put all my money into doge at .043
am i really going to make it op
please say yes

>>27835465
Grimes makes good music but she is a libtard and a meme. She deserves elon because they are both cringeworthy Neoliberals

>>27835580
sorry meant to say 0.46
bought high
I'm so tired of it all anons
>>27835465
grimes and elon are unironically autistic
both of them

>>27826203
You will make it anon

>>27835516
I do, which is why I bought during the inv. head and shoulders and sold slightly above the neck line and now I wait because the next dip is coming

Ready for the pump? I'm ready for the pump

>>27835339
Look at how often it drops to .02 usd you stupid retarded newfag, you would buy the next cycle at under 20 sats.

>>27835738
Yeah Dogecoin is definitely gonna dip again. It will be interesting to see where we are Monday. I'll consider it a good sign if we're still within reach of five cents

Why yes, all my networth is in DOGE how can you tell?

>>27835465
grimes is a feminist who doesn't want to use a man's help or money to get ahead. that's one of her core values.

DOGE is the best investment of 2021

Change my mind

The war between poomp and doomp has somehow turned the dog into a stable coin.
Biggest shock of 2021

>>27836247
>2021
>being shocked at anything

>>27835615
there's no such word as Neoliberalism, it doesn't exist new liberalism or old liberalism.

She is pregnant or not pregnant. Not half pregnant

>>27836102
>I'm a feminist
>I'm gonna let the world's richest man put a baby in me
>Girl power

>>27827409
All would've been fine without that fricking "Pump at 9pm" Reddit scam

>>27836329
....nigger wot?
Neolibs and Neocons are a widely known and accepted political philosophy, they have been for at least 30 years now.

>>27835222
>We're all gonna make it, anon. It's just not going to be tonight or even this month. You're not going to blink and miss this.
Checked, slow roll to making it confirmed?

>>27832522
yes as long as you always buy in at a lower value than you sold
it doesn't matter if it is 001 - 002 or 008 - 009

the value of the coin only matters when you stop flipping the coins and want to actually get out, as it doesn't matter if you scalped million coins if one coin is worth 0001

>>27835465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJNOJZrwHMw&list=LL&index=336

>>27832748

>>27836464
still its wrong. You don't get new liberty / old liberty. dahh

>>27834886
>or google one
and say goodbye to your funds while some pajeet will have curry feast that day

>>27836664
What are the Bogs' role in all this?

>>27836684
Its not new liberalism.
Its new liberals.
As in 'these people are new liberals'. Just like you have Nouveau riche

is this gonna pump again or not?

>>27836826
eventually

>>27836159
Based

>>27836826
No you missed the pump. it was when Elon was tweeting.

>>27836901
no i sold at .05, i just want to know if it's going to crash or pump in the next 48 hours

>>27835437
>and what would be the better strategy in your opinion, hold and hope for the best or keep selling/buying like those anon from before suggested?
Keep an eye on the charts and figure out if you notice any patterns in how the price fluctuates. Something like Dogecoin doesn't behave like a normal stock which is bound by external actors like CEOs or market trends. It's powered by meme magic, and that is pretty consistent. Never hold if you see it spiking, because it's always going to go back down so you can buy more in. That's the trick - hold and hope for the best, but play with that initial amount by constantly buying and selling. Assume the money you put into Doge is already gone for the long haul. All you're doing after putting your initial investment in is trying to grow your investment, not make a profit if that makes sense?

>>27836769
there is a """""""hack"""""""happening where a third of the costumer funds will be """"""stolen"""""

>>27836953
>Asking for a 48 hours prediction
Bro, look at the last 48 hours first

>>27837041
do it for me

>>27836953

Probably stay pretty flat with a slight increase over time. I say we’re sitting nice and comfy @ .07 by this time next week.

>>27836989
Perhaps we should type Rudy2020 for a discount

Look at this chart.
FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
What is this shit?
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DOG?!
WAKE UP!

>>27836684
> Thinks liberalism is just having liberty

Fucking kek

>Been into this coin for a week now
>Realize I could have made a good buck with Rubic

Fuking hell, boyos.
I mean, I am still holding but shit.

>>27826517
I gained $12 and I'm still waiting for it to go higher.

>>27836159
>DOGE is the best investment of 2021
You mean DOGE is the BEST investment of 2021.
Here, I changed your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

>>27837183
Doggo sleeping. Pump too hard. Doggo wake up soon.

>>27837231
I'm just discussing the term Neoliberalism, clown

>>27836958
>if that makes sense?
actually you're one of the first reasonable sounding people i spoke to on this board

>>27827471
neuralink will be your real masterpiece. space ships and cars wont be needed when we can all frame-jack into the next dimension.

>>27837080
You're gonna have to pay me for that

>>27837477
Is neuralink trading ipos yet?

the good news is we already went past the hype stage and rode the entire meme curve and now we returned to mean and the mean is 0.04 which is much much higher than what we started with so it can only go up, but it will do so slow as fuck

alright
I have a small amount of money in crypto.com but I can't withdraw to binance because the amount is too small, so I have to trade it for something that I can profit
So do I buy XRP or buy ETH??

>>27837684
Would ya say DOGE is a longterm hold?

>>27837684
So that settles it, no?

This is now a long time investment.
I guess we might hit $1 EOY

>>27836520
Wtf i really really unironically like Grimes now. I wonder if Elon is aware of how lucky he is.

>>27837844
He isn't lucky.
People like him don't think they're lucky.
People like him know they're successful.

>buy 1000 doge for fun
>elon musk tweets
>up almost $15-$20

this is pretty neat

Is everyone just slowly averaging lower while making 1-2% or what? How the fuck does this go down so slowly?

>>27837684
>the good news is we already went past the hype stage

Isn't still DOGE still trending on Twitter and on a digital bilboard in Times Square?

>>27837827
hard to say honestly, it has strong meme potential but attention of normies is fleeting

>>27837183
Yes keep dumping so I can buy in

>>27838227
yeah that was fun two days ago

>>27838227
You're a professional DOGE crypto trader now. Congratulations.

1$ if dubs otherwise dump

>>27837684

The DOGE chart for last week looks eerily similar to BTC chart for last few years...

>>27838128

I would argue that being rich and finding a qt girl that likes you for you and not your money is pretty fucking lucky.

>>27829858
Hold onto DOGE, also buy some RBC (Rubic).

>>27829205
200K+

so is the dream dead? nobody can rally to raise the price up a lot anymore

>>27838492
well i won't be selling my bags just yet
with some big players like porhub now accepting dogecoin we might actually see a very slow but steady rise of the floor value instead of just quick pump peak followed by quick crash (which the only thing most shitcoins are capable off).
But dogecoin is not a shitcoin anymore. Businesses wouldn't just adopt generic shitcoins, so there is still lots of potential.

Doge will hit one dollar soon.

>>27838311
Is it?

Chaturbate and Pornhub have recently adopted DOGE as a payment method. Think about how many people will see "DOGE" while their brain is swimming in dopamine (dogamine).

A new hardwood floor has been installed and the popularity will only go up. Especially due to the meme value.

I'm selling

>>27837738
>So do I buy XRP or buy ETH??
ETH is mooning right now, so you could possibly buy into the collapse to profit off the the dead cat bounce, but XRP is already on the dead cat bounce, so ETH is really your best bet right now, you just gotta wait for it to go down.
>I am not a financial advisor
The trick of this thing, I'm realizing, is to look for the chart as posted >>27837684 here. Every stock and every crypto, with highly profitable yet highly unusual exceptions (such as the Dot Com boom) follows this trend. There's a pump, a dump, and then a smaller yet still significant rise (known as a dead cat bounce) before collapsing back to where the price was before. If you can't see the trend at 1hr or 1d, look further out. ETH is at Enthusiasm/Greed right now, and XRP is just climbing out of the Bull Trap.

Things get complicated when you consider, however, if the "return to the mean" isn't actually the mean at all, but a higher price like what DOGE is showing. Don't see this as missing out - that's how you get FOMO and you will NEVER make a good financial decision off FOMO (ask anyone in /amc/ or /gme/) - it simply means you missed out on the latest market trend. Don't see it as missing out on getting rich, treat it as missing out on any other enjoyable yet ultimately excusable event (like missing out on a discount for your favorite soda.) There will always be another chance*.

*Put a big fat warning on that because you gotta look at external actors too - the chart is often how stocks work, but it also depends on the industry, CEOs, the market, etc. You'll never see Blockbuster exhibiting the trend, for example. This is why avoiding FOMO is important, because otherwise you get trapped in a fantasy where AMC will rebound and go back to being as it was pre-COVID or pre-Streaming. Use your noggin, it's more valuable than people give it credit for.

>>27838493
That's the difference between you and them.

You think they're lucky. They know they are successful because they have what they got after years of confidence, work and dedication.

>muh rich people inherit stuff and abuse over their workers
Yeah like there are not a million stories of piss poor people making a decent (not millionaire) life out of nothing.

I don't like grimes at all. I don't think Elon is lucky in that regard.

>>27838754
Need to get the camwhores in on DOGE. It's not a big step away from pornhub. Imagine tipping a girl a DOGE to make her privates vibrate.

>>27826203
This is why we hodl. To make dreams come true for our fellow Anons.

>>27838838
>XRP
will probably go up after the court happens, they will almost certainly win it
but the problem is it will probably on go up like 2x at most, so the gains will be shit unless you pump in like a mil

Forever a crab

>>27838754
I've got a plan.
Download porn videos and reupload them in every free streaming porn site you know, like xvideos
all titled "BUY DOGECOIN" in various languages.

This will gain a small ammount of attention in the porn world. Some e-whores will start noticing and some might start accepting doge as payment, then it slowly takes over every e-whore that doesn't use onlyfans.

I won't do it though, I don't watch porn.

>>27838847
put on some makeup and set an example for them

>>27839018

>>27839018
Oh god, like that one betting website that uploads bootlegged theater recordings. Be watching a quiet scene in a movie then BAM! Pajeets screaming in an ad so loud it blows out your speakers.

bought 600 doge when it was 0.007
sold 150 when it was 0.05
holding 450 and still in profit
feels good man

>>27838838
>If you can't see the trend at 1hr or 1d, look further out.
I need to revise this after re-reading my post. Never look for the >>27837684 trend by day or hour. Never do that, it's how you make mistakes and activate FOMO. Always look for the trend where the changes are solid and established, like by-week or by-month. You should only be looking at 1hr or 1day when you're planning to sell or buy. Essentially, treat 1hr or 1d as your tactical approach - aka, HOW you want to "get in" or "get out." Treat 1w and 1mo or more as your strategy - aka, WHEN you want to "get in" or "get out."

>>27838787
>(dogamine)
THIS.
This is what I'm on, I love it.

Come on do something stupid shitcoin

>>27839018
oh boy imagine if we could het onlyfans to accept doge as payment method
simp pockets are bottomless when it concerns funds for m'lady

>>27838754
Dogecoin is a stable shitcoin.

My favorite part about doge is how goofy and silly the community is. It brings a sense of "fun" to crypto over not experienced before. I really think elon was on to something talking about the most entertaining outcome being the most likely, as I feel like this is an observable pattern in reality this day and age

>>27838842
Eh, im talking about Grimes really. I never said anything about rich people inherenting stuff or abusing people. I dont even know much about Elon or how he got his money. And actually, that just makes Elon even more incredibly lucky if he got his money through hard work and also gets a qt genuine gf.

LOOK
AT
THIS
FUCKING
BULL
FLAG

Very stable wtf

Is it too late to get in?

>>27839777
your trips say no

>>27839777
No, saint kek

>>27839434
not to mention we live in a clownworld, why wouldn't we use clown currency
this is the same reason why other doge ripoffs like shiba will always fails, you can't force a meme, you can pump a meme but it will never last long, dog meme hype is all natural that is why it lasted for years and will probably keep going for many more years
i could actually see stable $0.1 few years down the road and maybe during some very short pumps along the way there too

Get ready lads

>>27839777
Of course not

We're climbing up a very long flight of stairs, anon

I’m holding 3,500 doge rn, will I make it?

>>27839332
Well, if you give the chicks Doge RIGHT NOW while it still has value, won't they quickly realize they need to hype it? Just give them $100 in Doge but explain that if it goes up to $1 they'll make 25x off of that. Then explain that if they start charging in Doge exclusively, simps will immediately buy Doge in droves, driving the price up, and then giving them the ever inflating currency. End with stating that the window is small, as the momentum is fading, but that if they pick this up it can go on for years.

>>27839974
3500 club

>>27839777
too late to do a quick 10x profit, but not too late for some smaller steady gains

>>27839434
It has united the world in a time where it needed it the most. He is truly a good boi.

Gonna give these camgirls some raw DOGE nomsayin

if this actually gets to $1 the 27% whale will be the richest person on earth by a huge margin, he will literally have like 2 trillion or some shit

>>27839892
>>27839953
>>27840035
justify this

>>27839892
lol

>>27839600
yeah, a bull flag that will go to 0.05 then back down to 0.045, wow

The chart has been especially spiky today

>>27840202
Anon...

...that's Elon. Where have you been?

>>27840253
Any SOLID proof that it's him?
Any solid proof that the tiny meme amounts sent to the wallet wasn't an outsider trolling?

>Out of nowhere 3-4 times the volume of the last hour
Fucking whales

>>27840202
no, they'l have 34 billion which is the amount of doge in the wallet

>>27826203
Keep buying the dip, I fucking did this shit to help my family too. We're gonna have cabins on Mars bro

>>27840202
He’s already there

https://bitinfocharts.com/dogecoin/address/DH5yaieqoZN36fDVciNyRueRGvGLR3mr7L

>>27840221
After each pump, DOGE seems to settle at a new floor which is held up by bagholders

People are buying and keeping this coin

THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27840326
wait it's only 36 billion? i thought it was way more than that
well never mind that ain't shit

>>27840202
well that guy is already the richest man on earth

>>27840484
>We're climbing up a very long flight of stairs, anon
so how is it going up if we're literally as stable as USDT

>>27840484
>After each pump, DOGE seems to settle at a new floor which is held up by bagholders
>People are buying and keeping this coin

Good. I want doge to be the first shitcoin to not be a shitcoin.

i wonder if someone like bill gates decided to buy billion $ worth of doge and just put in one huge fucking sell order
they whales would run dry fast and the price would skyrocket

>>27825519
American stimulus checks going to happen. People lose faith in the stock market after GME
Talks of American student loan debt being cancelled. ITS GONNA HAPPEN BOYS.

>>27840498
Thank you based shitcoin

sitting on 5k coins, DOGEDOLLAR MY NIGGAS

>>27840689

Isnt this what Elon has been doing this whole time?

>>27840324

Ok the biggest investor and promoter of dogecoin who could actually afford that much and is hyping it up and is smart enough to encode messages in the amounts to spell out things like "Tesla" and is down with memes isn't Elon. Lmao. OK bud. I'll get you that proof right away.

BTW in one of the amounts contains today's date. Why idk but it's in there a few times.

>>27840634
Because of the yet-to-be-filled popularity.

Pornhub and Chatterbate will most likely do this coin a huge service. Think of the psychology behind that.

i feel like watching USDT charts all day, wtf

>>27840689
I think Musk is carefully manipulating doge to dry out whales

>>27826203
us

>>27840025
This is exactly the idea. Let's do it.

>>27839194
Even better.
Imagine the porn video, 20 minutes
Right when the guy is coooming and the camera zooms at the face of the whore, we display some flashing screen saying "BUY DOGECOIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN"

>>27840854
CUM FOR DOGE
NUT FOR DOGEDOLLARS

>>27840826
Any speculation as to why today is important?

>>27840862
then he is sucking at his, with these peaks and dips whales keep selling and buying back in multiplying their coins

>>27840930
DID YOU CUM FOR DOGE YET ANON

>>27840958
Keep an eye on his Twitter I guess. Who knows with Elon.

>>27840826
Proof that the encoded amounts were bought and not received from 4chan/reddit users? lmao you're reading too deep into it. A busy man like Elon Musk wouldn't waste his time buying insignificant amounts of doge many many times a day to encode messages.

>>27840854
>>27840943
>tfw DOGE will be the coomer coin

>>27825519

So apparently this happened...

>>27841008
I think he's pretty smart with slowly raising the bottom, remember doge is really violatile right now and the smallest dip causes normies to panic and sell

>>27840773
>Talks of American student loan debt being cancelled.
imagine working 2 jobs while also going to school to graduate without debt or your parents saving for 20 years to pay for your college and then some cunt who just partied and never did shit gets his entire debt forgiven
that would made me very angEry

>>27840498
Thank you based shitcoin

>>27840826
>spell out things like "Tesla"

Source

>>27839880
>not to mention we live in a clownworld, why wouldn't we use clown currency
Exactly

>>27841113
It was last night. No one cared.

>>27841046
why do people think the meme amounts is elon?
that wallet is famous anyone can send doge to it so people do it for memes

>>27826203
Hi, I'm you from the future. I don't have much time so I'll just tell you real quick.. Invest all money in Cardano. All.

>>27840575
Where's your $36 billion, anon?

>>27840447
This man could absolutely crap all over the coin if he so desired and make you lose all your money. You better hope it's Elon.

>>27841113
He tweeted 30 mins ago

>>27841227
I don't have it, but last night an anon posted the buy times vs his tweet times which were all just prior to it iirc.

>>27840498
thank you based shitcoin

>>27841113
i large amount of celebs get on the train we just won
braindead normies would flood in like tsunamis to japan

>>27827471
I want a crater on Mars for an autonomous injun colony. I'll pay for it in Doge. Just reserve me the spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcj34XixuYg

hi guys elon here, i have been connected to gene simmons and mark cuban with neuralink and we are all going to buy doge simultaneously with our brains soon

>>27841049
Well BTC's initial reputation was surrounded with drugs, weapons and other darkweb activities, so hopefully DOGE being the coomcoin is the sign

>>27841113
He says he bought 6 figures worth.
No reason not to believe him.

>>27841316

Nah I hope it's a lost wallet. Like that one dude with 7000 BTC locked inside an encrypted drive that he forgot the password to and will delete all data if he inputs an incorrect password 3 times.

>>27841147
>working 2 jobs while also going to school to graduate without debt
As if this is even remotely possible in 2021...

>>27840498
I never do these things but

THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27841168
That discord is long gone now anon I don't have it. But this shit is way deeper than some people think. There are many reasons why Elon wants this currency to take over.

>>27841524
IF THIS HITS $1 ILL COOM FOR FUCKING DAYS
NUT FOR DOGE, COOMIN FOR COINS

>>27841316
>This man
it could be a woman as well you sexist pig
...
...
...
...
ahahaha lel nah it's a man for sure

>>27840498
THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27841147
AND they do so with your tax money, which might also be increased to make up for it.

>>27840498
THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27841658
i would be able to actually retire if it hits $1
i would smear my entire boss's office with my own shit

>>27840498

THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN

>>27841868
>>27841868
>>27841868

>>27841564
If it's a lost wallet, why does it keep buying more coins in oddly specific, cryptic amounts? Someone with this much money doesn't just buy 4 Dogecoin immediately after the /biz/ threads on 4chan start talking about the wallet.

>>27841622
i want to get rich but kind of don't want whales to get rich too tho
it sucks

>>27840498
THANK YOU BASED SHITCOIN WOOF

>>27841944
Whales are what keep this coin going anon, without them you wouldn't have any money to withdraw from this ride either.

>>27829205
I'm fucking nothing compared to some of these guys, 2032 little doges in my sled team

>>27826203
Based dogebro

>>27830690
Kaiji would fucking hodl stop being a bitch