/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh yeah, I'm thinking new NASDUMP record highs today, super comfy.

>>27813754
not for me :( i sold my position yesterday in pm because i thought it was gonna dump. of course it moons continuously now. now i just gotta be patient

>>27813543
What's today gonna be like, lads?

>>27813931
As long as the money printer remains on and the fed don't mention rate rises you should stay in the market imo.

At the first sign of rate rises pull everything - that's my plan.

What can I buy today for a quick profit

>>27814133
Do the needful and buy CRBP please sirs. Will pay for many new replacement tuk tuk parts sirs.

>tfw you're average cost is below 30

Its not too late.

at this point im thinking WSB was an orchestrated psyop by wallstreet and hedgies. they mustve paid people off, somehow they got to reddit mods. it doesnt make sense to me. they are willingly and deliberately destroying people, but not just the regular wsb community. thousands of newfags got caught up in the lies and retardation. im honestly surprised it hasnt been pulled off reddit, but then again wallstreet could be paying for it. its free money for them

>>27814458
It's not a psyop it's a Pump and Dump. Textbook case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsnAyz4AgrA

thread theme

not sure if i should reenter my positions for wait for a bad red day. everything i want to get into, tqqq, moon, urty are all mooning. how should i buy into these 3?

lmao they still are tring to shill this trash on /biz/
stfu and delete your 4chan acc
so ridiculous to check how you try to make faggots buy
I am not a tard who will believe in this fuck, I use Bot Ocean for profitable trading with unique strategies

>>27815960
Why did you exit them in the first place?
>>27816081
I always enjoy how we get the one or two stray bots.

>>27813931
It went up all week. That shit will never last. And when it dumps it is going to really dump.

>>27816175

>>27816175
Needs a good catalyst.

>>27814070
At the first sign of rate hikes it will be too late.

>>27816114
i thought that were going to dip now friday after they mooned to ATH after the meme shit died down

>Retards didn't think you had to pay taxes on UI
>Spent all their UI on new car leases and consumer electronics
>Need Big Brother to bail them out over $2000-$3000
People are so fucking stupid. I hate people.

>>27816418
At the first sign of rate hikes, I'm going all-in food/water, ammo, and guns.

smg seems to be reaching pre GME pump speeds

hello??? yes, i do have shares in $atos, and yes, i am rather comfy, how about you fren?

>>27817141
I have a conservative portfolio of 50% GEVO and 50% CCIV fren.

Euphoria. Exuberance. Enjoy it while it lasts mumu. Every bobo has it's day.

>>27817323
Shoo shoo, back to your cave until the money printer breaks.

>>27817323
Just be a closet bobo, friend. Make more money now so that you have more money later to throw at the market as it tanks.

>>27813543
Thank you kind fren for this sacntuary

>>27817497
I'm actually a permabull so the fact that I'm worried tells me we really are near a correction. I have a small hedge that I plan on building up.

Guess which crypto has me particularly comfy today

Everything's exploding guys, what am I supposed to do? Gas is too expensive for swaps so I'm just holding my coins

Why the fuck are we being besieged by bots right now? Is crypto in euphoria stage too?

>>27817922
>>27817890
pls no zoomer crypto, this is for comfy stock market discussion

>>27817890
grt

Now this is comfy

>MVIS
v comfy bros
drinking morning yerba

savabros...

>>27818099
Why do you always spam, and never engage in any discussion?

>>27818099
it's comfy is eet, mr tranny?

>>27817871
Jej, and I'm a bear.
>The duality of /biz/.
We've got to play the market as it's given to us. I think everyone's skittish at this point, but what can we do? The Fed's in control here.

Well CRSR bros, looking like a crabby kind of day.

Four minutes to buy TTOO anons.

>>27818198
It'll be alright good sir. When the traders leave it will level out. Read the research.

>>27818201
Fren, he's CLF Real Woman Now(TM), it's his nature. It's like asking a dog why it sniffs another dogs' ass.

>tfw meet woman at her apartment for second date
>surprise her with roses I've hid behind my back
>she invites me inside as she displays her flowers
>she no longer wants to go on a date but stay inside and fuck

Why did no one ever tell me it was this easy? Have literally done this with 4 different women. It's kind of fucking retarded.

I think I might be dumb. After some GME gains I left some in the market (I'm new and know nothing)

What should I even do? Dump my savings into my account and put it all into a ETF?

>bobos are back
buy signal

>>27818341
i thought clf was supposed to pay for his gender reassignment surgery?

>>27818230
kek
>>27818341
I'm just going to ask every time I see him.

>>27818426
>Bobos ever left.

>>27818379
Amoeba portfolio. Get a job seriously.

>>27818379

Holding too much meme. Just buy boring stocks (BW, Unilever, etc.) when they dip and sell the next day or when they increase slightly.

Build your RH balance to 25k so you can trade on same day.

Sirs, what in the world was that?

>>27818379
Keep 3-6 months of your living expenses in an emergency fund.
Set aside some small amount of your money to be your gambling account (me personally, I do 10% of my net worth and roughly split it between meme stocks and crypto.)
Put the remainder in a Boomer ETF and forget about it. Vanguard index funds are my personal choice.
The important thing is that you keep all of these accounts as completely seperate money pools. If you want to buy a new meme stock, do it with paycheck money or by selling off existing meme stocks. I'd even go so far as to have different brokerages to keep your gambling and actual investment seperate.
Oh, and what the heck was that.

>>27818198
lol wish i shorted

>>27816679
you expect the people who get handouts to have a brain? das raciss

Gregory just bought calls on ORCL
https://gregorymannarino.substack.com/p/new-trade-8da
Very good forward PE of 13.5

>>27818557
I have a job though (Not a good one as I never actually finished school) and school is far too expensive to start now. I make around $20ish an hour.

>>27818606
Would Ford/GM/Any sort of older boomer stocks be fine? I was wondering if it's worth to put in stuff into a ETF. Also I'll probably have 25k by the end of the year but that'd be all my money.

Being poor makes me sad guys.

>>27819421
autos are cyclicals. They have long cycles of being shit then transition into being great and so on.

>>27819035

I have no debt/living expenses. I paid off my Mothers house after my Father passed away and left nothing. I'm currently at 6k plus this 1k saved (I make around 3k a month)

Should I put like 5k into SPY?

>>27819406
based greg, i wish he was my dad

YOU PUSH IT

>>27819421

Detroit probably works, but I prefer stocks of companies based in Cleveland (BW, Sherwin Williams, Progressive). Their quest to transcend the futility of the region gives their stocks a fairly reliable "back and forth" allowing for buy in at incremental dips and relatively quick sell offs on the next ephemeral bump.

>>27819639
VOO is similar to SPY on that it tracks the S&P 500, but it performs slightly better (less fees taken by the managing company).
The reason you hear more about SPY is that it's ridiculously high volume, which is great for algos hedging.

>>27820057
YEAH!

Can we just get the correction out of the fucking way so I'm not anxious all the time? Thank you.

>>27819421
Investing in yourself is still possible, though age may play a part. There are always ways to make it work. I had a good friend in grad school who was a cook for about a decade. They didn't see a future in it and decided to get a marketable STEM PHD. Wound up at a top-3 STEM uni in the US and a great job afterward.

>>27820253
just don't be anxious

>AMRS
This better just be the opening dip you little shit.

>put order in for BTWN
>it goes one penny above order price
>it literally fucking pumps right after
Today is not my day lads.

Oh would you look at that, CRSR dumping, who coulda seen that coming.

>>27820199
I see so VOO would be a good pick as well? Is that vanguard or something like that? How much do you recommend I start in there? Also how safe are these ETFs? Should I wait until a market correction and then invest?

>>27820286
I suppose, I've worked at a food testing microbiology lab for almost 4 years now and just got promoted to being a pseudo-manager (a lead) and I'm currently 26. I've tried looking into schools but they're all rather expensive or nowhere near me for what I'd like to pursue.

I've had a lot of IT experience there as well so I guess I could get my A+ my Network+ and a baseline CISCO cert but I don't know. I'm too complacent.

>>27820460
You can place an order grid with a small position size each

>>27818099
Remember when you had a million dollars?

UVXYchads we're just getting started.

Pretty comfy mornin' apart from NIO and AMD being jerks.

CLF GAP FILLED

>>27819035
Thai is good advice.

yes yes dip more excellent

you didn't think CLF was going up did you?

I should have bought GME after hours after seeing those dark pool schizo calls

>>27820939
That was about the same age that he decided to go back to uni. He did two-years at a local CC and then switched to a 4-year STEM program at a state university (he did have to move, but you've got to do what you've got to do). He kept a 4.0 in undergrad and grad school, which let him snag several scholarships and an NSF grant. The latter was a big reason he ended up in a top-3 STEM PHD program (he had to move for that again as well). It also ended up making him money as compared to a standard grad program grant.

You've got a leg up on him already, given your background. It's always possible, you just have to stick to your guns if you go down that path.

>>27822027
Maybe it can fucking go up today now.

horse is dipping if you want to buy, last chance before inevitable moon mission to 50$ next week

>>27822269
the retard army came back online today wonder if it has any effect

>>27818198
why the hell did sava moon anyway?

>>27823081
I mean a new alzheimers 'almoost there' result comes every 4 months from any random biotech

>>27823195
Read the research.

its pretty evident who has only been on for a few months
their folio is usually just xrp and one of the other fotm shitty tokens
don’t believe this dump, if you want get rewards and passive profit use PoolzFinance
Best decentralized finance with NFT conditions in 2021

>27823505

Who the fuck is posting youtube comments in /cmg/

>>27823638
We get the occasional bot pop in to say hello.

>>27823195
>After six months, patients showed a 10% average improvement in cognition and a 29% average improvement in dementia-related behavior.
>Researchers assessed patients against the Alzheimer's Disease Assessment Scale-Cognitive Subscale, or ADAS-Cog. Usually, patients' scores decline by 6-12 points per year, Cassava said in a news release. But for the first 50 patients to reach six months of treatment, there was an average 1.6-point improvement on that scale. Further, patients showed a 1.3-point improvement, on average, on the neuropsychiatric inventory.
But it's a pharma stock after all, so they will probably dump it just to buy it cheap again for easy money

>>27823439
>>27823908
Those numbers were matched from the now old copper cycle break papers, and once again protein aggregates find a new way within six months. But yeah whatev, it's probably just a typical pump.

I'm bored and I've got $300 to throw at a small cap/penny stock. Anyone got anything interesting I could dip in and out of today?

So it looks like it's "crabbing on a downhill" kind of day, uh?

QCOM dropping hard.

>>27813543
So I kinda blew up my account on AQB, I am just about to start a new job next week so funds are kind of low. Because of this I think I am just going to start selling covered calls. My question what is the best way to select which strike and date I should sell the calls for.

>>27823908
Watched the movie: doesn't end well

fuck this gay earth

>>27824590
What was your thought process on going in on AQB?

>>27824714
nvm, I'm green again

>>27824758
Long term investment, which is why I'm comfy selling covered calls. My mistake was buying options after a 10% green day

>>27824590
why are you asking the same people who shilled you mutant salmon bags

>>27825043
I am the original AQB shill

>AAME up almost 400%
wat

>autistically manage 10 positions
>adjust stop orders after watching the chart for 30 minutes
>get stopped out for $30 loss
>ragequit close trading app
>meanwhile made $7k in crypto
why does it have to be like this

>>27822824
>>27822027
This fucking stock, I swear to god, if it gaps up, it must always be filled, no matter what. Now it's free to continue.

>>27825783
what the fuck is going on there

>>27817289
i’m 33% GEVO, 33% PLUG, & 33% MARA

>>27816081
>delete your 4chan acc
Anon, you just have yourself away

Let's get to work, zoomies!

i got called a dumbass for trying to convince an anon to not buy SQQQ at the beginning of the week. i hope he didn’t commit

>>27825882
It's because CLF is HEAVILY held by fundamental boomer traders who follow everything by the book.

>>27826118
>LOG IN
>SIGN IN
>SIGN UP
>SUBSCRIBE
>LOG IN

If the AAPL ex div date is today, does that mean that if i write an ITM covered put and its exercised at close, those shares count towards receiving the divvy?

BSQUARE popping off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbF1g3k2mtw

>>27825948
>Insurance company
Some mafia shit.

Damn, ALPP

>wanted to buy ALPP today
>already mooning

> open Robinhood
> balance :$8000
> shit a fucking brick
> realize that my shit finally got transferred to TDA
WEW, not a very comfy start to my morning lads.

I'm never getting a vaccine.
I'm never getting a job.
I'm never getting a gf.

>>27827796
based, me too

>>27825170
>I am the original
Then how did you blow up your account?
You've been through 3 dilutions and recovered every time. You could have made 2 rounds of covered calls already. Something doesn't add up, AQB has been nothing but free money for theta farming ever since you first shilled it.

>>27824973
>>27828578
Oh I see
You became the retard on the other end

GUYS AM I FUCKING RETARDED OR IS

QCOM

ON MAJOR SALE RIGHT NOW

please halp

>Crypto mooning
>Stocks mooning
>oil mooning
>silver mooning
It's like we're walking on a magical bridge crossing the canyon.

Thread nearly dead. Meanwhile, main thread has 188 posts in the last 20 minutes.

>>27827796
Based

>>27828737
>LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE DECEMBER
I meant to poke fun but actually that's a long way back, sure, go ahead and call it a sale.

>>27828955
Maybe it's a Friday thing, our regulars taking some time out?

>>27828955
This is fine, conversations are happening, there's more than 50 posters.
We're just slipping down the catalog fast because the whole board is busy.

>>27828925
I wonder why anon.

If crypto doesn't seem to go up when inflation hits, jump into gold

>>27828955
that's the whole point bro

>>27827796
Very based post right here

>>27819406
Damn this thing has just crabbed forever, it's like all the money got sucked up by SNOW and CRM.
LEAPS looking nice.

>>27828955
GME went up slightly (slightly as in compared to the crash) today so obviously people will freak out

>>27828737
I got in at 144.90. It's a steal imo. Once they aren't constrained by the chip supply shortage anymore they're going to skyrocket.

>>27829433
Headline is not comforting at all.
Anyone else bailing as soon as they start raising interest rates?

>gme back to $70+
can it just fucking collapse already so i can get back in

>>27829803
Algos will instantly crash the market within a second of any indication of that.

Sold GME at 300 fuck that nightmare, hopped on CSRS for the past couple weeks, green candles only, I love this stock

i need some help

>>27829803
Idiot. They can't raise rates without bankrupting the U.S Federal government, do the math.
If rates continue to rise the Fed will buy more bonds to suppress rates.
Just more money printing to accelerate inflation

I'm thinking about selling RIO and buying FCX, but the only reason I'm even thinking about selling RIO is that I can't sell covered calls. I could just keep accumulating RIO, but it would take time. The question is, is FCX going to grow more than RIO over the next year anyway? I want to say yes since RIO is a big fat whale of a company, but I'm just not sure.

>waiting for cash settlement

who else short GME?

>>27831005
today is the exact reason i was telling everyone that is a high risk low reward bet

REKR is a future tenbagger.

>>27814458
>im honestly surprised it hasnt been pulled off reddit
Chinese reddit is in on it too.

>>27831168
everybody knows GME is going to $20.
only soiboys believed in the memes
the entire thing was a pump&dump from the beginning
there was never the slightest chance of bankrupting a hedge fond, in fact they made millions off of emotionally overinvested delusional retards

>>27816679
Man between this and the GME big losers we are in for mass suicides and/or foreclosures this spring.

>>27831516
that doesnt mean if you bought a put expiring this friday yesterday that you wouldnth have gotten fucked this morning dumbass
and if you mean actual short selling arent they still heavily restricting that on most retail brokers?

>>27831599
Don't worry Big Brother will bail them out and we're gonna pay for it. We will love it.

>>27831787
no, there's 70k shares available to short on IBKR

PINS

Should have bought POWW this morning.

if i can buy aapl at t+0 will i get the dividend?

Gonna take a comfy loss of 500€ on AMC I guess, so I can sleep again. Will make it back eventually. Lesson learned. Rather have a normal, cozy blood pressure to trade other stuff.

>>27832215
Life's too short to get stressed out all the time. Be a better friend to yourself.

>>27820939
VOO is run by Vanguard but because it’s an ETF instead of a mutual fund you can buy it from any broker commission-free. Any broker worth using is commission-free now. Don’t use a meme broker like Robinhood. You can protect yourself against missing both the highs and lows by buying just a couple shares at a time. A day, a week, whatever. If you know for sure when the next market correction is, please share with the class. Because until then you’re missing out on the gains. VOO isn’t a get rich quick play. Buying at $300 vs. $315 vs. $285 won’t matter when it’s in the $400s years later. That’s what it’s for.

>>27832185
you don't get dividends from holding options.

The anime fags on the other general are so fucking annoying.

>>27832215
Why not just keep it faggot and forget about it

>>27832412
thx for the kind words fren

>>27832640
The money currently in it would ride better on other stocks. Why hold something fot months with the hope for it to break even or go even lower, when I can break even in a week or two .

>>27813543
where my 4U bros at?
they didn't listen. they NEVER listen.
>>27783546

>>27831005
25 contracts from 373.88, placed four orders around there but only one got filled.. still a decent short though

>Oh Jesus, he posted it again.
>Who needs this "rare earth" bullshit anyway, why won't he just sell UUUU and buy a guaranteed 123456789x mooner like MARA.

>>27832945
Dear Respected Sirs.

Is last chance to board moontrain now sirs.

Please of presenting ticket now thank you sirs.

Goodbye Sirs.

>>27833089
Who here took profits?
I'm 1k up do I tether it? I feel like stocks about to fuck things up again.

>>27832552
>he doesn't know

>>27832945
Feelin pretty good, only wish i hadn't sold off so many shares last week

Got $1000 in my roth right now, cant contribute more for now. How can i grow it slowly but relatively safely without just holding SPY or bluechips? Im split between
>iron condors
and
>covered puts on ford

>>27832945
got 700 shares right here.
yuuuup

>>27833266
waiting for blood red day before buying anything.

>>27832945
450 shares here
feelin' real comfy
almost sold but it would've been extremely painful

>>27833491
nice, how long do you usually wait? I'm 2 weeks into this

>>27833025
comfy

>>27833580
>*vrrrrrt*
>*vrrrrrt*
>*vrrrrrt*

>>27827796
Same but I kinda want a GF.

>>27833832
you want a mother of your children, not a gf.
gfs are for modern numales

>>27833491
Same. Need some cheapies.

>>27833992
No. I know I will get shit on for saying this but I do not want children. My genetics are inferior and I will only have children if I can genetically engineer them that plus world going down the shitter.

>>27834105
sounds like cope, but it's a high IQ kind of cope

>>27833089
based
>>27833230
I seemed to have covered my ticket in chutney from the train station samosa stand.
>>27833285
just gotta be patient with this one. has the lithium moon potential, IMO (PLL, LTHM, LAC, etc).
>>27833459
very comfy, indeed. that's 70k in a couple years, IMO.
>>27833491
based
>>27833580
$45k in at least 2 years time.
>>27833687
hello Mr. Chalmers. Happy holidays, indeed.

>>27834105
>I know I will get shit on for saying this but I do not want children.
sounds based and high IQ to me, children are a fucking meme and just live as parasites that drain all your opportunity, money, health, and time from you

>>27834439
>not wanting proof you had sex with someone
if you don't have a kid you can't prove to me you had sex.

>>27832412
Man, look how fat he got. Poor guy. I wish he'd taken better care of himself.

>>27834678
>wanting to give in to your smoothbrain instincts
real chads have evolved beyond that

>>27834683
I wanna say he was contractually obligated to get bigger as the show went on. It was always a hot topic for Tony and it correlated with his slow descent into becoming an overall piece of shit. Shame that he didn't do anything about it after the finale.

any promising pre pump pennies? need a 10x because reasons

>>27814458
It was just hype and (mild) mass psychosis. People saw legit good traders like deepfuckingvalue and thought "hey this could be me!" despite being late to the party. Obviously no one will ever be honest and say he hoped to 100x his 200$ investment but deep down this is what people dreamed about. People who bought for 100 or less probably sold their shares for 3-4x gainz, the rest were FOMOd into buying anyway and told "yeah this is just the beginning!" by people just as dumb.
I'm not judging anyone since I was too blind/lazy to buy up until 200$. But I can understand the thought process. Money just makes people crazy.

>>27834792
I am sorry to say I am not a chad then. I guess I will have to go on living with a literal clone of me more bad-ass with my guidance.

5 DIGITS HERE WE FUCKIN GO

>>27835198
Oh I judge super hard. people would have been better off seeing the train wreck from the booth box. Only idiots were willingly running down to the train as it was on its collision path

Good day sirs.

>>27833448
pls resbond

>>27835198
i have less than 0 sympathy

>>27835629
>>27833448
(you)

>>27835398
Well, what do you expect from people who never spend time thinking about finance or stocks for their whole life? The average GME buyer has even less clues about finance the (pre hype) wsb poster, those people at least bought stocks, made mistakes before etc. For most of these guys GME was the first stock they ever invested in. The only people I judge are people retarded enough to put in any important amount of their life savings/other peoples money. But some retard spending 500$ on GME? It's a dumb mistake we all made with crypto at some point. Also I don't mean to attack you but it's always easy to say this in hindsight. 99% of this board was just as hyped and retarded as wsb last week. No one talked about how this might fail.

>>27835629
look into ETF's that have a bright future like IRBO and ICLN

did anyone else buy into the AQB meme? i lost a ton of money this week

>>27835826
what does a girl sitting on your face even feel like

>>27836208
no over $5 is too high

which shares do i buy in nse

>>27835851
>noone talked about how this might fail
There was all kinds of posters saying that GME is being squeezed and is over priced and etc. Sorry you FOMOd into a historical event; People need to take personal responsibility for their financing and any other excuse is just that, an excuse. It takes strong will and personality to survive the FUD and FOMO. To those who gambled their savings; fuck em, they got what they deserve. You don't look at a homeless man and think
>If someone just talked about how they might fail

>>27836282
comfy

>>27836208
Cost basis in the mid $8s not counting all the covered call premium I've farmed.
It's a promising company with some risk and a long term payout, if any. If you're impatient and not even sure what the company's future is about, maybe investing/trading isn't the job for you.

>>27836459
NGGR

CCL is breaking out, buy now for easy double up

>>27825882
it's super common, and even more common in boomer stocks.

just sold my first iron condor, no idea how to buy it back so lets just hope F crabs this week

>>27824758
GENETICALLY
MODIFIED
GIGASALMON

>>27835118
BOTY

>>27836918
>BOTY
it went up 100% today. You might have a point

>>27836685
they arent a listed company nigger

>>27813543
>Made a broker account
>Put in 200 euros (I know, I know)
>Too scared/paranoid to use it on ANYTHING
goddamnit.

>>27837110
very uncomfy fren

>he doesn't own shares in $PENISK

>>27837193
just be conservative and buy 5 shares of something you like and have fun on the oooooo-aaaaaaa train. Literally just buy into a company that you enjoy and do fundamentals later. Experience is the best teacher.

>>27837193
just short GME it's free money

Sold my DKNG after a very solid week. Now to figure out what to spend on for the next short-term play.

>>27837540
Also debating the same. Thinking of selling before this weekend and buying in next Monday/Tuesday after the small dip from everyone else taking profits, too.

>>27837704
>>27837540
If you have the balls then this market is absolutely perfect for shorting.

>>27837863
They could get burnt.

/Cmg/ be my witness: I hereby declare I'm done with AMD.
I tried my best , but this clown market doesn't appreciate reasoning nor follow any resemblance of logic.
As soon as I'm even I'll move it to TSM

>>27837937
I bought 100 shares of tsm at 124, should i just say fuck it and buy 100 more?

>>27837937
Just be patient. Give it a few weeks.

>>27837937
>pulling out of one of the most secure long-term stocks on the market
weak

>>27837328
youre not penisk material

BOTY chads rise up!

>>27837937
AMD is comfy, don't do it.(unless you have to, then it is ok. We just want you to be save and sound ok?)

>>27837937
Bet it moons on Monday now

>>27837863
This >>27837915. I don't mind taking short term profits, but this market has had retard strength for a year. I'm not going to bet against it yet, and sitting out a day or so every now and then after a good run up doesn't hurt.

Attention to all Sirs.

UUUU moontrain ahs departed station thank you.

>>27837390
I wanted to try ETFs, but I thought it would be a few funds... instead there's literal thousands.

>sell my biggest crab UUUU at its peak from 3 weeks ago, 4.48
>Lock in a decent profit, since my average was 3.95
>immediately skyrockets 4.85, hitting new ATH
You're all welcome

>>27814458
EvErYtHiNg iS a CoNsPiRaCy

>>27833448
Buy emerging market stocks
Commodity boom due to money printing and Chinese century
VWO is 3x the S&P this year already and tied last year

>>27838435
my brother sold his UUUU yesterday after it crabbing downwards for days

>>27838435
Your journey will be dangerous, take one of these.

>>27825170
Thank you for the gains.

>it's another "zoomers don't know what consolidation is" episode
getting real tired of these

Anyone else use QYLD as a high yield savings account?

ALPP despite pumping today should be a good buy. Their call today confirmed they are uplisting to NASDAQ within a week or two weeks at worst.

>>27838375
>missed another one

>>27838199
Was using BOTY to double my money for a bit, but I'm really wishing I held on to a few hundred thousand shares now

>>27838534
I'll buy back in later, was just trying to swing it again
But I am not sure what the new floor is
>>27838579
I'll be back but dear god I can't help but feel I've been bogged
>HE SOLD? PUMP EET
almost immediately

>>27838490
I've been looking into emerging markets, as I've been reading analyst reports indicating that they're due to see phenomenal growth this decade. Got any localized EMs you're looking into, or sticking with a global ex US fund for now?

LB for Valentine's Day week?

>>27818159
I sold at 0.8 during the summer pump. Never forget.

>>27838738
you think itll go up monday?

>>27818230
> he's comfy. Pump it.

>>27837509
That seems awfully risky with WSB trying to pump it up constantly.

>>27838076
Kek

>>27838039
>>27838060
>>27838265
Ok frens, I'll give it one more chance just because of you.

>>27839184
>he still thinks WSB drives this stock

>>27838664
Not a bad idea, but I'm in SPHD because it gives some capital appreciation as well.

>>27838957
No clue, but I'm going to try to channel my energy into it over the weekend and manifest a dip so i can buy back in

>>27839326
They literally have thousands on that platform alone trying to up it, I'm sure there's some other ecosystems on the internet doing the same. All I'm saying it seems awfully risky.

Wrote a bot that tells me what coins show indicators they are starting to pump, currently holding FOR which it indicated and it's been pretty good, there was a sale at 110 so perhaps there is another 10% growth in this thing
https://cryptowat.ch/charts/BINANCE:FOR-BTC

>>27839302
I'm holding AMD on X5 leverage and hoping it goes back to the comfy $94 it was crabbing at.

>>27839503
then you have no concept of risk.
if you're buying GME at this point you're beyond retarded

>>27838076
>Well bear in mind that I am in the smaller office.

>>27839503
of course it's stupidly risky. i wouldnt touch gme at all

>>27832481
no

>>27839511
Fuck I hope this bot does me well. If this goes well I'll definitely refine it allowing filters and such, at the moment it's just quickly listing off coins that have risen a small but fast amount indicating perhaps the start of a pump.

I'm considering the balls to the wall move to take out a 401k loan for a bunch of btc and eth.

I could cover that until next year. Dollar crashing harder and harder. Crypto going up. Hmmmm...

>>27839754
Got in 0.84 and it's up to 0.102 atm so it's fucking working. I just want 0.108/0.110 and I'm out.

>>27838753
Just vanguard VWO and iShares Emerging Asia ETF. I don't pick individual stocks

Holding about 50% cash now in case shit goes down. Rate the bags I am holding:
ACEV
MMEDF
SPY

>>27839863
UP 0.105 FUCK YEAH THIS BOT ROCKS. Okay, refining it into actually having a GUI and shit then I'll post it here.

Nice comfy thread friends, 5 hours and still going is the perfect rate.

I bought BB puts a few days ago to dip my toes into options, it's not going as well as planned.

Do you have any plays for the weekend?

STOP PUMPING SNDL IM GOING TO GET ASSIGNED REEEEE

>>27838865
NAKD, bro, NAKD

$UUUU

>>27840009
0.114. All hail this fucking bot. Awesome.

What's a red ETF that I can pump some money into today and hold a while?

>>27840808
Why test it in cmg tho.

>>27839302
weak willed nigger faggot, kys

>>27840808
intradasting

>>27840808
assume youre not going to post the github right

>>27841017
Define "a while." For some people on here that means 24 hours...

>>27813543
Feeling comfy about DBX today. Anyone know why it's poppin off?

>>27836469
I get your point but didn't mean that someone here should have helped them. Most buyers wouldnt have listened anyway. I was just trying to say that most people here were also blinded by the hype and FOMO, it's easy to have a smart opinion about it now that it's over.

>>27841232
Pfft, I hold my stocks for at least a week thank you very much.

>>27841232
A couple weeks, maybe a month. Long enough for me to buy it and mostly forget about it

>>27835851
>No one talked about how this might fail.
Literally everyone was saying it's dangerous to buy a pumped stock. The retard just kept saying "LOL FUCK OFF MELVIN". I mean okay, lose money if you wish.
What noone expected (at least I didn't read about it anywhere) was the liquidity problem at RH and its clearinghouse, and the subsequent trade halt.

>>27841208
https://pastebin.com/2cUG9KgE
Here you go bro.

Just want to share something I found for the BB fangirls:

The following car manufacturers are the biggest in the world:
>Toyota
ditched QNX for AML (Linux).
>Volkswagen
ditched QNX and develops vw.os (Linux), which will be implemented across all Volkswagens, Audis and Porsches. Other car manufacturers, which are part of the VW group, that is Skoda, Seat, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Skania, MAN etc. are not confirmed so far, but I'm sure they will follow.
>Daimler
ditched QNX for MBUX (Linux). Although the term MBUX seems to refer to more than just the OS. every new Mercedes build since 2018 comes with MBUX instead of QNX.
>Ford
just dropped QNX this week and will use Google's Android instead.
>Honda
seems to stay with QNX.
>BMW
ditched QNX and uses iDrive (Linux), although it seems that QNX is still working under the hood.
>GM
ditched QNX a few years ago and uses, just like Ford, Android.

>>27842204
it's set to private, but if you actually meant to post it i appreciate the sentiment

SNDL to 2 bucks baby let's go

>>27842435
Any news on the AAPL-Hyundai deal?

>>27842435
Wasn't the excitement because of the implementation with Amazon though?

why is ACEV shilled so much yet it doesnt move?

>>27842787
If noone uses QNX, noone will use IVY either. Also this just shows that OEMs tend to roll their own software, all the waay to the OS. They roll their own cloud shit for sure.

any reason SPCE won't take us all to the moon?

>>27842814
IMHO because of its value on the long run, whereas SPAC gamblers look for those nonsense immediate EV gains
>60 taken a few days back

Comfy long term holds?

>>27813543

oooooooohhh yyyyyyyyyyesssss, feeling this tonight
>cold weather night
>not going out to bars (uni fag here)
>gf is at a bday party
>have /biz/ up on my laptop
>some whisky on ice
>minecraft on playstation 5 with the boys all night long
>soothing minecraft music and fighting the enderdragon tonight boys feeling good
feeling so good

>>27842472
Apparently pending moderation.

>>27843225
your girlfriend is getting drunk and railed by 6 guys at once at a party while you play minecraft on a playstation 5

>>27842814
it's a spac, wait for the news for the next leg up. youre in on basically the ground floor if you buy between 10-11

>>27843329
chapo check

>>27842814
Maybe because the combined net worth of /smg/ is less than 7 figures.

It makes zero sense to try to pump something here. Especially when you can get a front page upvoted post on leddit for sub $100

>>27843871
theres a guy with 8 figures that browses these threads friendo, and at least 2 7 figgies

What's the best cute and funny stock?

Bought in January 2020
Mistake to sell now? It's a solar company.

>>27828682
yeah :(

>>27844161
pic related because I'm a retard

>>27844101
Ya, I know, I'm just memeing. I'd imagine those guys will not buy into retarded shilling tho.

>>27844263
yeah we definitely dont pump anything. the most we could plausibly do is shill to reddit or the rest of this board but we dont really have much power
ACEV is a rock solid spac though sirs

>>27843871
sorry, bad wording on my part. i meant more like 'why is it such a highly talked about stock when it barely moves', not 'it gets shilled so much, it should be pumping'

>>27844135
BBW

>>27844135
Why, it's UTZ of course!

>>27842885
Company fundamentals?

>>27844444
Like the chips?

>>27844410
>>27844370
Dunno, I've only seen a sinlge Jahy poster actually shilling it, and a few people posting "I bought" (which is leddit-level nonsense and I usually consider it BS).
It's just an everyday spac with no catalyst. Their merge target does not look like pump-worthy enough (as opposed to CCIV in the rumour phase) to make me put money into that crabfest. Opportunity cost is cost.

>>27844601
Exactly the chips

>>27844695
>Achronix, a semiconductor company, is merging with Ace Convergence Acquisition (NASDAQ: ACEV). The deal values Achronix at an enterprise value of $1.76 billion. The company is expected to see revenue of $157.6 million in fiscal 2021, representing year-over-year growth of 50%. Achronix has a backlog of $160 million worth of deals and $1.1 billion in identified pipeline opportunities.

>$1.76 billion evaluation
>currently has <$400 million market cap
>ground floor of a spac
that's an easy zero risk buy

new bread
>>>27845517
>>>27845517
>>>27845517

>>27845581
oh god im no good at this

I'm sat on an 80% profit from CCIV but I'm being a greedy little piggy and holding out for more. I'm going to get slaughtered and I know it.

>>27844250
I'd stay in there at least as long as it stays above the meme line from July onward. Put some moving averages on there, too, wouldja?

>>27844824
I think the crab seasoning flavor. The store by me only carries it sometimes.