/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27802347
HOLY SHIT THE SQUEEZE IS HERE

>>27802497
FUCK THIS MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE A DRILL

CHECK GERMANY PREMARKET

OFC IT HAPPENS AFTER PAPER FUCKS (INCLUDING ME) GET SHAKEN OUT WTF

OMG IT WENT FROM 50 to 60
WE DID IT REDDIT

>>27802347
CHECK THE VOLUME HEDGIES START COVERING TODAY

Might be something, might be nothing, still holding my 2 GME because I was ready to let them burn.

>>27802559
WHAT THE FUCK

>>27802620
THEY'LL DO THE SAME SHIT AS THEY DID YESTERDAY.

THEY'LL JUST CHIP AWAY AT THE STOCK SOME MORE.

>>27802538
buy back quick make up your losses and plus triple profits

W-wait, h-hold on bros, does that mean reddit niggas were right?

>>27802347
let's
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27802650
bro already set up buys - watching this thing like a fucking hawk

might be something might be nothing - we'll know in a few hours

THIS IS THE FINAL ACT, THIS IS WHERE WE HEROES GET BACK UP TO FIGHT AND DEFEAT THE VILLAIN. THIS IS LITERALLY A MOVIE, THE UNIVERSE *OWES* US THIS BECAUSE FUCK WALL STREET

>>27802347
GME is a $3 stock

AMC is a $30 stock

simple as

>>27802655
it always bumps slightly in pre-market, just to dunk on normies when the market opens. Expect 30-40 EOD.

>>27802655
>drop 40%
>can't even hold 15% gains in premarket pump
sure anon whatever you need to tell yourself

>>27802347
HOLY SHIT ANON WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME

>>27802733
I want this to happen but don't want to be crushed again

>>27802733
>these irony posts
i have gotten real good at spotting them

>>27802635
Its fucking happening. BUY GME THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!

This is going to be fun watching all the desperate bag holders who missed out last time getting their one last chance to dump before losing everything

HOLY SHIT A SHORT SQUEEZE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE?!?

GUYS DID Q PREDICT THIS?!?!?!

>>27802890
lmao

>>27802890
>bogged

im going to kill myself

>>27802903
Trust the plan
Fuck guys i lost my life savings how do i refund
2 more weeks
- Q

>>27802985
If you are going to kill yourself over money don't be one of those retards that does it while you still have anything to your name.
Go all out on coke and hookers with what you have and you will either decide you want to live or at least have a fun last few days.

>ALREADY AT $400
ALREADY AT $400
>ALREADY AT $400
ALREADY AT $400
>ALREADY AT $400
ALREADY AT $400
>ALREADY AT $400
ALREADY AT $400

WORLD ECONOMY DESTRUCTION IMMINENT

>>27802347
LOOK AT THIS SHIT LOL
WSB RETARDS ACTUALLY GOING IN FOR A ROUND 2

>>27803074
why bother lying so obviously

>>27803074
Imagine, though. Imagine the sheer chaos, the fucking chimp outs from the people who lost their entire life savings and then sold.

>>27803016
HOLY SHIT Q WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON /BIZ/ ?!?!??!

>>27803123
>buy high
>sell low
kek

>>27802538
>”he sold?”
Congrats you just got BOGGED

>>27803074
cmon man not cool

>>27803127
he is not lying hedgefunds are removing a decimal from actual price

>>27803173
would legit be funnier than bag holder cope

>>27803074
serious question anon. When people see the actual value when they try to buy it, what's the point of lying? Or are you just trying to get the retards who bought into the scam's hopes up?

Through monday, supposedly short% went down from 122% to the mid 50s while price plummeted and the volume was less than 1.5X the shares supposedly covered. We have records from the sec for preceding weeks that show consistently high (mostly 1-2% of float) Failed To Deliver, which indicates a churning hidden short against clearing houses where they are always effectively in 3 day stonk debt. This is done by selling and covering with stonks that they don't have, so they try to get enough to settle within the 3 day time period but still fail to settle it all.

I believe that they went totally insane on monday and expanded this by over 10 million shares. Probably more, since it would take almost 30m shares to cover as much as they supposedly covered. That's over 60% of float.

The play was to hope longs capitulate and sold en-masse through later on monday, tuesday wednesday and maybe thursday so they could get the shares required to settle.

>>27803173
This would be the ultimate kek

>>27802347
Just die already. Get it over with and leave.

>>27803253
>Or are you just trying to get the retards who bought into the scam's hopes up?
And then down
also (you)s

>>27802842

>REDDIT:
>SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS UNFOLDING RIGHT NOW, THEY ARE SCARED, THE HEDGIES CHANGED TACTICS
>SHORT LADDER ATTACKS
>CONTACT BIDEN, THIS IS HUGE, WALL ST IS DONE

>""""Hedge Funds""" HQ:
>- Hey Bob, did you see that email I've sent you (*BLURP* cooler noise)
>- Yeah like... give me a sec. That's the analysis that this dude wrote on... what it was again?
>- The... um, the pharma company
>- Yeah. Give me one minute I'll check if they will have a slot for reviewing this after lunch.
>- Cool, thanks. So, what's with all this reddit bullshit lately?
>- I kinda stopped following when GME fell below 200.
>- Yeah me too, anyway thanks. Do you want to go for a coffee or smth?
>- Sure, let's go.

>>27802347
This shit is actually pushing big volume right now... Wtf? Might be a bulltrap though.

>>27803232
o my bad

>>27803253
WTF WTF IT'S 1000$ RN GO CHECK IT OUT

>>27803357
>>27803173
>>27803249
>/biz/ makes fuck of GMEtards
>Through some stroke of fate it skyrockets to $1000
>Pajeetcoin shills in shambles
>/biz/ dominated by get rich quick pump and dump stocks which forces pajeetcoin shills out
Honestly, wouldnt mind. I'm done seeing that shit.

>>27803429
coffee date

this is my entry point

>>27802347
Can anyone explain this shit?

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/are-these-the-best-heavily-shorted-stocks-to-buy-right-now-5-names-to-watch-2021-01-31

On the 31st of January, 3 hours before close, price hovering around 320 or so. Why would the nasdaq be recommending it with how it's shorted over 120%?

Was the peaks at over 400 just from the media attention and hype train? Could they really have closed on their shorts since friday? It does not make sense.

>>27803543
godspeed

>>27803543
why are u buying stock that crashed sub 50 yesterday at fucking 61 dollars wtf

>>27803543
why do you guys make it so easy for (((them)))

>>27803123
He's going to be a rich man

what to short at this time

>>27803543
ANON NO

>>27803123
He is going to be rich and you will stay poor.

You are delusional if you don't think GME will moon again. the hype is still there. normies are still all in on it.

>>27803543
for 50$ i will give you an hour lesson in managing your funds and save you a shitload of money. Im adressing the reditor you stole this from

>>27803754
Where do I sign up friend

Can anyone provide links to those graphs? Like on legit tickers.

pump it.

>>27803754
>adressing

OMG GUYS it literally just fucking hit TWO THOUSAND DOLLARYDOOS...oh--oh god, of fuck....guys....im---im gonna....IM GONNA FUCKING SQUEEZe....OH--oh--oh--oh FUCK.... IM FUCKING SQUEEZING..... SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....oh...oh my.

I really hope you guys saw that. I only squeeze once every year.

>>27803585
This whole ordeal smells (((fishy))). Some people believe the kikes got themselves in a corner and they're so fucking done not even their rule-bending bullshittery can save them. I sure hope that's the case.

short at $90?

>>27803754
>the redditor i stole it from
cope

>>27803805
keyboard is fucked. cant write double ds if i type em too quickly

>>27803818
Something certainly stinks behind all this. I thought that the hedgies literally couldn't cover their shorts after $100 dollars as they'd go bankrupt.
Isn't there a report on tuesday telling us about the short %?

>>27802347
Dead cat shits itself

>>27803862
>COPE

Where is the CLF schizo? It's not a real GME thread without him

Robinhood removed all buying limits, are we going back up again or is it already over? You can get that wsb people will still be "buying the dip" today

suckers!

>>27803738
I want to believe

>>27803181
Honorary /biz/

>>27803738
This is the part where I wish reddit is right.

>>27803974
this guy is the smartest one in the entire thread

>>27803862
What app is this?

>>27803992
no, put yourself in the shoes of the average dude that stumbled upon this via reddit/twatter/tiktok whatever
put in a few hundred, lose 80% of it
youre never going back

>>27803992
To be fair, Cuban said in his AMA that the real interesting part would be when RH removed limits...

I'm not staying up until market opens, but I dont want to set a limit order too high and miss the moon.

>>27804075
chasing lost money is a normie pass time, look at sport bettors

>>27803992
the moment it went under 90 all the DIAMOND HANDZZZZZ dropped their bags
the pnd is over anon

>>27804044
Seriously he's not wrong.
Usually schizos and shills are just trying to make a stock go up.

My honest "thesislmao" is trade the jews, trade the news, and trade the shills.

>>27803934
They probably haven't covered but used some talmudic trickery so they don't have to cover for a while

>>27803992
There was one other anon that pointed out it was over Friday. Everyone else was still high on euphoria and hopium. Keep in mind the price was 376 dollars when I tried to warn everyone.

>>27803992
>>27804091
what would that change retards? do you think hedgefunds use robinhood to buy back shares?

this starts feeling more like some bizarre and carefully controlled social experiment every day

>>27804166
im buying 50k at open and dumping during power hour (or EOD depending on volume) then next week ill short the slut

1000 IS A MEME!!
KEK

>>27802635
Holy fuggity fug

>>27803543
if you hate money so much why don't u just venmo it to me?

>>27804182
it almost feels like the hedgie shills are trying reverse psychology on us now

>>27802347
LOL
You kids are finished

>>27802347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM&ab_channel=Bizonacci

>>27804166
>There was one other anon that pointed out it was over Friday.
>other """anon"""

lmao good fucking job
tripfags deserve the noose

>>27802635
>CI A
this whole situation glows

>>27803173
Ok yeah I hope it actually pumps over $500 now just for lulz

>>27804091
Imagine the ego of that fat nosed kike. Bet he thought to himself, on man imagine if me THE mark kikeman were to go to WSB & do an AMA. God they'd be so lucky.

>>27804166
>reddit spacing
>tripfag
why the fuck do you name yourself on an anon board?
go back

OH GOD I'M GONNA I'M GONNA MOOOOOOOON

what the actual fuck is happening should i buy or not lmao got intense FOMO rn

>>27804601
>drops 80%
>rises 6 buck
>guys im fomo'ing

All you fags need to go back to Plebbit
And stay there

>>27804649
that answers my question, thanks anon

>>27802635
Wow 2 dollllaaaassss duuuuudeeee.
I got em pills broooo

>>27805015
can you not read?

Yuu guys dont realize what is happening do you? Hedge funds promised othe hedge funds to save them but in reality they stole your idea to screw them over themselves. You are losing your money so they can win money from your idea.

>>27803934
No way they covered, I doubt they even started doing that
>>27804139
>talmudic trickery
I'm stealing this

>>27804539
I have no fucking doubt kek... the only thing mooning is his ego

Game squeeze my dick.

>>27802347
>"trump can still win"
lmao GME fags are worse than Q boomers

I lost $10

APOLOGIZE!

>>27802650
Every time I see a post like this all I see is
>Buy my bags please

so do we buy or not?

>>27803123
Jesus christ, is there no end to the stupidity?

>>27806492
Yes, it will get back to 80 today, who knows about next week with the short report on the 9th
Just dumped another 1k in, treat it like a shitcoin and there's a long shot it will 10x

>hedgies pull every kike trick to drop the prices down to cover their shorts
>diamond hand redditors sold low, biz smuggies sold for minimal profit
>after buying all the shares back, hedgies pump it before tuesday reveals they covered shorts
>diamond hand redditors double down and biz faggots fomo in
>jews somehow end up make billions in profit off of illegal shorting after the world catches them red handed with their dick in a trap

You just watch, theyve been playing 7d chess this whole time. They knowing over shorted and dropped the hint to plebbit to start all this

>>27804166
Fuck that I got out at $355, after getting in at $70. Free money man.

>>27802347
>GME MOONING

>>27804392
Is it just me or does that look like the virgin meme?

What is everyone's thoughts on AMC?

I'm thinking about selling half today and dollar cost averaging when it hits 2-3$, then sell in the summer to break even. This isn't my entire savings, but fuck do I feel fucking emotionally drained this week.

i see people haven't learnt from the $20 premarket jump 2 days ago that was promptly followed by even more crashing

this thread is literal cancer

the stock will probably have one last huzzah now that restrictions are removed and price is low

>>27803895

should've managed your funds better to get a decent keyboard, you dumb piece of shit

>>27806741
Kek, n im checkd

>>27806833
im on fire today, PRQ to $3 EOW.

>>27806741

but the virgin is a pari with the chad meme, that would implay a much larger sprite to the right

>>27806833

>>27802985
why would you kys when you can kill (((someone))) else instead? I never understood this. Is it too much soi intake?

>>27806887
-_- prq 2$ eow?

>>27806741
kek

>>27806828
You've been able to buy up to 100 gme on robinhood for awhile now and it still plummeted

I just dropped 100k in let's go lasses

LET'S FUCKING GO CHAT
TO THE MOON
DIEMONG HANS

>>27807030
i hope thats 100k in put options anon

>>27802347
I'm holding one share, best I can do. I suspect it's merely a candle lit for all the poor souls that got wrecked when WSB won and refused to call it quits.

>>27803173
Robinhood would have suicide hotline popups when you open the app

>>27807007
oh in that case maybe it's dead

>>27807149
Why the fuck would you hold any, when you could have used the pump to print money and all it would have cost you was fucking over a few idiots and Redditors?

>>27802635
Coke and hookers aren't as fun as Hollywood make them out to be.

I just got my wife's boyfriends online banking password after they fell asleep. Buying 5k shares at open then slurping the dry jiz off her poosie

>>27806492
Would recommend buying at least one share, very cheap now and it's plausible that it will moon again.

>>27803173
Imagine selling at huge losses. Why even bother.

>>27802347
Hey wow when traders are allowed to trade the market reflects it. Fuck those jews I hope they wasted more money trying to shut this down than if they just took it like a jew.

>>27806555
Checked.
I’m thinking we will end up with another gamma squeeze just from retards YOLOing again... especially since RH lifted the restrictions

>>27806741
This means we will moon because on the right (aka the future) is Chad...

>>27804166
MSM gives more reliable prophecies than you do.

>>27807276
Not him. I sold at 350+ last week, and bought one share last night, as a reminder that Reddit and /biz/ are full of stupid fucks.

>>27807353
They do it too man. Better off holding with hope in your heart. Selling at rock bottom prices will do nothing for you and if it actually takes off again like some anons have been saying expect suicides, and lots of them. They kept harping about being diamond handed but look how quick they crack under a little pressure.

Never underestimate the pure autism that is gme

GUYS WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!

>>27806795
Honestly, at this point might as well hold it till summer unless you need it. Of course, we could have super duper corona by then

>>27807276
I bought it just to say I held a meme stock when it hit 80. I was waaaay late to the party and wasn't about to dump any significant money into a rddit meme.

>>27802842
>independent thinkers of plebit

>>27807696
I don't need the money... my biggest fear is we don't recover from rona. I can keep dollar cost averaging until I get it from 10.91, to like 6-7 and get out ASAP.

>>27807705
I was going to buy $1000 of gme when it was $200, being not allowed to buy actully saved my bacon, could have lost $800, I'll probably stick it in bitcoin. Not getting involved with this crap again.

FUCK GME IS APPROACHING 6969 A SHARE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

GAME STONK

THIS IS IT. WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT. BOUGHT 400 @390 LES GOOOOO NEVER SELLING 69.000 IS NOT A DREAM GONNA GET MY TATTOO WOOOOOOOOOOOO DIAMOND HANDS

>>27803173
Oh god, yes please. It'd be the icing on the cake.

>>27807110
This is goddamn hilarious

>>27803173
This is why today we pump

how soon before it hits 400 again? only have 2 shares that i bought at 88 ea but glad i held them.

i feel like a complete moron, at least i only bought peanuts for the memes

these are either bots,trolls or absolute fucking autists from reeddit

>>27808712
Are you sure anon.

This is going to go deep red. Explain to me how this could possibly end well?

>>27803173
we would need a bizonacci 1 hour movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV5QlSgq7lg

>>27802538
"He sold?"
"Bump it!"

>>27809591
Based bogposter sending holders into mental breakdowns

>>27807199
with 100 restriction lifted it allows the whales back in. you would be an absolute retard to miss out on a 2nd pump and dump if you cashed out at top last week, top was 500 btw. i noticed the graphs are fudding the actual top prices for certain days.

oh it just crashed and died

RIP, squoze cancelled frens.

Thank God I sold yesterday
Better to have lost then to have lost more

DEEPFUCKINGVALUE BETTER END UP IN JAIL!
MY MONEY MY FUCKING MONEY!

>>27803543
Why

>>27810125
I know this is some FUDbot but you’re just mad because he made it. Sold at a profit too so it’s not my fault why you’re fucking up anon

>>27806444
Get a nose job like it'll help you see better

>>27802655
Eight of the top ten most shorted list in pic over over a week.
I've only traded for a year because china virus. Is this normal market activity for shorts?

>>27802840
Get the rope on standby

>>27803620
Jesus fucking christ how have you STILL not fucking kys. GO AWAY.

>>27805064
i can read but i'm quite stupid, still looks like $2 to me

>>27811078
About 2 hours ago it was up almost 10 bucks lmao

>>27806818
>muh Google predictions
What the fuck are you on nigger.

HOLY SHIT I JUST BOUGHT 300 MORE SHARES I'M ALL IN DIAMOND HANDS WHO DIAMOND HANDS HERE ALSO PUT IN MY PARENTS 401K WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

>reading WSB thread about who's still holding
>most people are saying 290-390
I learned a very valuable lesson from this
When people are asking if it's still a good time to buy, that's a sell signal

>>27807276
>bought 130
>sold at 60
fuck you nerd, paperhanded bitch

>>27802655
No. It's been over. They're in cope mode.

>we just respawned bro

>>27810801
>overvalued and thus shorted
>drops in value
I don't know I'm sure it's a conspiracy

I'm still laughing at people being greedier than 468.49

Please ignore the stock bashers:
http://counterfeitingstock.com/CS2.0/CS16ConfessionsOfAPaidStockBasher.html

The fact they are still here means they are getting paid for their efforts by the soon to be bankrupt hedgies.

>>27813670
I've never seen a community fall as fast as WSB, the second it became fucking over the hedgefund it was just overrun by people thinking it was a fight and not just people trying to get cash.

>>27814703
it actually toped 510 bucks, the graphs are fudding the tops

>>27815282
It's pretty sad.

r/wsb was always an outlier in terms of reddit. Now it's another redditor pit.

All things have to pass I guess.

>>27809515
Hodl to the moon. Even if they go bankrupt u can take them to court and you can literally choose how much money u get back from them. diamond hands

>>27815626
(((CNBC)))

>>27815282
The funny thing is they might have won, when they started restricting people from buying the main stocks like amc/gme there were other stocks that were heavily shorted by melvin capital like BBBY which was melvin's second biggest short position and they had to borrow like 2 billion from citadel and dump their baba stock to keep their short positions open. If they had gone down the list and pumped the rest of the stocks they might have run them out of money and forced them to cover causing all the stocks to squeeze, anyone saying that on WSB was being downvoted and shit on by GME/AMC bagholders though

Absolut just released special edition vodka for all the GME paper hands lol

>>27802347
Holy shit is it really? About to take out a $20,000 loan at 36% to go all in. Please advise

What is with the insane spike in volume around 8:00?

WHY AM I STILL BUYING THIS SHITTY MEME STOCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27816107
Were going to the moon. You’ll need more than that nigga

>>27815921
All of these shorted stocks saw insane volume spikes around 8:00 this morning.

>>27803429
Bob and that other dude are totally making bareback shit babies.

>>27802347
Dont do this to me anon...
Literally the first time I ever bought stocks and I lost everything :(

>>27815758
>>27815626

>>27816721
Why they got different faces tho?

>>27802347
You speak too soon. It's only +3.70. Wait till market opens.

>>27816812
what?

>>27811848
based and chuckpilled

>>27802813
there are no cinemas in the new normal you racist
wear the mask

>>27816255
What app is that?!

>>27816812

ambienpilled

>robinjew pulled all limited trading
oh boy today's gonna be a wild ride huh will it ever to past 300 again is the question

>>27806911
O.O

>>27816836
their heads are different sizes with stuff like eyes in places you don't expect

>>27816721
>Reddit thinks they were the only smart ones who made money
Jews haven't survived for hundreds of years for nothing.

>>27816129
jews getting in on the moon since all the normies are out.

https://streamable.com/7y0v73

How the fuck do I sell at the start of the market? Do I input a stoploss or a limit sell?

I wanna get out with at least a little bit of profit.

>>27817143
>their heads are different sizes with stuff like eyes in places you don't expect
wat

>>27816939
There would be if we had an actual shutdown for like three weeks tops.

>>27817044
WeBull!

>>27817195
every race alive now have survived more than hundreds of years

>>27813670
I feel like these guys would lose their money in a year even if gme mooned.

>>27803992

You're an ignorant slut if you think Robinhood isn't going to block your sells during the short squeeze, after having already blocked your buys before

>>27817354
chinese shit

>>27805015
based and sampilled

>>27817434
Yeah, didn’t get restricted like you Robinhood fucks.

>>27816812
take our meds

>>27803606
thats the cheapest you're going to get it for a long time

>>27802842
>the calm before the storm
>[2] more weeks
>Trump is completely insulated
>Q

>>27807473
>Smoothbrain normie like this buys in
>"Why get the short squeeze when I can make money now"
>Simpleton poverty brain thinks $350-$400/share is big money
>Literally trillions up for grabs, and simp normies like this cashing out early gives shares right to the hedgies

Fucking retard normies get off my board

>>27817568
>the false dichotomy
I use TDA but I tried to like webull but that UI is terrible. Robbinhood is still so much less clunky than webull. Don't use either.

>>27803528
Shut the fuck up jew.

>>27817923
Fair enough, I actually like the UI on Webull but can understand how it would turn some away lol. Best of luck to you in the future, my friend!

>>27817836
Kill yourself IDF pig scum.

>>27802655
It's at $50...

>>27802635
Why is it mooning in Germany and not the us?

>>27807353
To stop the bleeding dumbass. If you bought 100 shares of memestonks at $300 a piece, you're better selling them at $100 and losing only $20k then selling them when they return to their actual value of $20 and losing $28k.

It's not like selling btc in 2018 age the crash. GME is never going above $50 again. Ever. You might as well cut your losses.

>>27818065
These are CCP/ IDF chat bots trying to pump Chinese stocks (amc GME).


DEATH TO CCP
222
death to israel
222

>>27807298
you got duped by shittier coke bro

>>27807298
this.

coke is pretty boring desu

>>27803934
they received billions in bailout money from the banks

>>27818155
European currency is worthless dog shit that’s why. It’s a clown kike world anon.

>>27804075
bro you are massively underestimating the average dude. If they think they can make money, they will try

>>27818007
Thank you kind sir. Blessings of GameStop upon you.

>>27818221
>>27818179
Shut the fuck up AI

>>27818317
>>27818398
SHUT THE FUCK UP communist/ Jewish programmed AI-

BUY THE FUCKING DIP THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME SECOND CHANCE

Is... i-is that... A GME???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGH HOLY FUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK SQUEEZE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH MY HOLY FUCKING GOD FUCKING SQUEEZE YESSSSSSSSSS

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SQUEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRAAAAAAAAAVE SQUEEZE!!!!!!!! I'M A SQUEEZE BEAST!!!!!! I'M A SQUEEZE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A SQUEEZEBRAIN!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SQUEEZING MY GME OFF WITH MY DIAMOND HANDS OH MY FUCKING GHODOODDDODODDOOOOOOOOOOOD

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>>27818533
>>27818415
somebody's a wittle cwanky. how about a nap wittle babby

>>27818756

lol imagine being so mad at stonks you take the time on an amerifat burger posting board to write out this autism
you need help

>>27803543
holy fuck I believed them too anon, I admit it, I fell for it. you are setting all of your money on fire.

Someone needs to document all the messages of loss. We're seeing thousands and maybe millions of redditors losing very big money. Some losing their entire life savings. There could be suicides and murder-suicides too.

lmao it's dumping

>>27817883
Literally seething lmao, your eyes gonna get red as well real soon

>>27819118
its just the morning dip
and like any other morning you BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>>27802347
AMC 6.56-0.53 (-7.48%)

GME
GameStop Corporation 51.44 -2.06

Thats literally it, cue the pink wojaks

You are all still holding onto a pipe dream that it will still moon, the peak was last week when it hit $400. Should have got out last week for a profit. Now you are bag holders

>>27819053
nice try bull trapper but this rocket cant be stopped

>>27818288
euro strong

>>27817280
>Two weeks to flatten the curve bro

Line go up

>>27819525
update

>>27819161
Thank you kind reddit intellectual, I'll be putting me family's life savings on GME. I'm just like Thor!

the only way you can avoid making money right now is by uninstalling the app

WE'RE GOING UP

you DID buy the fucking dip right??? right????

>>27819862
We continue to hold, friends. Hands of Stone.

>>27803543
he's in

We're going to the moon!

Kill him

>>27819970
yessirr

>>27820087
see you on the fucking moon sir

checked horoscope today:
lucky number: green

is this a nostalgia thread?

there has been so much negativity saying that "it's over" for gamestop that it probably has a lot of new shorts. so if it actually goes up today those shorts will fail and launch the price even higher yet again.

remember to not use robinhood btw.

>>27802347
lost all momentum lmao we're going back down lads STRAP IN

what do u mean second engine just engaged see you suckers on the moon

>>27820343
It's gonna be a hard crash. This little rise was false hope

i am green and i am mean

>>27820305
I'm looking for the entry point on that exact trade. It'd be wild but plausible because this stock is choppy as fuck right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5gS_nrOeTA

>bought puts
>stock immediately spikes upwards
nononnononononono...

>>27802347
we're not back until I can recover my losses...

>>27819523
Look at the bright side, not only are these idiots still holding our bags, we get to watch them descend into a black hole of delusion

Only $240 to go to break even.

>>27804178
Because then a company could buy a huge chunk at once and not lose out on gains buying in segments.

>>27818170
>GME is never going above $50 again. Ever.

Only 240 sneeds to feed chuck

>do you feel in charge?

>>27803934
>hey bob we can't cover the short, some retards pushed the stock up
>lol guess we're paying interest for a couple of weeks then
this is what actually happened

REPLY TO THIS WITH A PICTURE OF YOU MAINTAINING HIGH GME ENERGY

wtf im all in GME now 30,000 $

>bought 65C expiring next Friday at opening
>laughing to the bank now

Thanks paperhands!

>>27820600
rip

WE DID BROS JUST 420 TO GO

>>27820532
This fucking stock will JUST both sides

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>27802347
HOLY SHIT BROS THANK GOD I WASN'T A PAPERHAND FAG

HE DID NOT BUY ThE DIP

>>27820706

>>27806911
what pattern is this called bros

>>27820706

I made 2 grand, kek

>>27820706
CMON

>>27820706
It's not a loss if you don't sell, bitches

Imagine buying puts today lmao

LAUGHING AT THE RETARDS WHO DIDNT BUY THE DIP AS I REACH THE STRATOSPHERE

>>27820706
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hellooooo, circuit breaker

TRADING HALTED
ACCUMULATE ENERGY RETARDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tried to buy at 57 couldnt get through and so many halts

son of bastard bitch do the needful to unlocking it,,,, ,,sir please

>>27821186
WHY IS IT FROZEN

>>27817883
>x30 is small money
>calls others smooth brain

>>27820706
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>they shut it down

OH LOOK THEY HALT WHEN LINE GOES UP BUT WHEN LINE GOES DOWN ALL FUCKING DAY 0 HALTS

FUCK THE KIKES DO NOT LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS

Can someone explain to me how this is happening?

>>27802347
fug should have bought some yesterday.
if people dont encounter any issues with the retail vendors, i guess that means the hedgies are buying up the shares.

>>27820532
Truly a stock blessed by KEK

>>27821319
The halt happens automatically you smooth brained retard

THEY HALTED BECAUSE THEY KNOW THIS IS GOING BACK TO 100 IN 10 MINUTES BUY AS SOON AS THE HALT ENDS THS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET IN AT SUCH A DISCOUNT

>>27803528
>hey bob wanna grab coffee?
>yes daddy fuck me in the ass

why the fuck is halt?!?!?!

stopping for refueling, please hold

>>27821319
>UP BUT WHEN LINE GOES DOWN ALL FUCKING DAY 0 HALTS
it does, and did halt when it was going down
are you retarded?

>>27821412
look im trying to hype here can u not come in with your nerd bullshit this is about being a retard not a nerd

fuck me its happening and i sold my shares for nothing lmao

>>27821323
robbinhood unblocked trades.
this is your exit

what the fuck man if you bought yesterday, you got a +50% today...

>>27821319
>>27821461
>>27821580

>>27820706
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thread theme: https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY THE FUCK ITS HALTING?!

>>27821619
>wasn't greedy when others were fearful
That's why you'll be shilling shitcoins until the end of time

>>27821940
ITS BUILDING PRESSURE

>>27803543
Anon take it down, theres still time

PUMP IT!!!

>>27821940
trading halts automatically when price changes too fast in either direction.

ITS NOT A HALT WE JUST NEED A MINUTE TO CATCH OUR BREATH AND TAKE OUT A FEW MORE PERSONAL LOANS THEY ARE DOING US A FAVOR

>>27821940
To give hedgies time to setup their buys and sells so that they lose as little as possible

>>27821940
Pretty fucking nuts that it has already halted twice lol. It’s happening.

FOR THE BLOOD OF OUR FOREFATHERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOOSTER 3 ENGAGED

HOLY SHIT!!

why is AMC still shit, I thought it was supposed to follow GME

>tfw you hold LINK and $GME

1k$ EOD, THE SQUEEZE HAS BEGUN

IT'S DOOMPING

>>27821658
so this surge is just from reddit autist allowed to buy more gme again?

uh oh.... we got too cocky lads

4th halt top kek

>>27822519
Just the fearful.

3RD
HALT
IN
40
MINUTES

What even is going on?

I have never in my life seen a stock halted this much. Shit must be popping off

god trading halts are so boring. i don't even ahve gme but it's so annoying to watch

YOU CANT SAY THESE HALTS ARE BECAUSE OF THE STOCK RISING OR FALLING THEY DIDNT EVEN GIVE IT A MINUTE AND IT HALTED AGAIN
THIS IS SUPREME KIKERY AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
THIS IS YOUR TIME TO STAND UP AND TAKE BACK EVERYTHING THEY STOLE FROM YOU
TODAY IS THE DUE DAY AND WALL STREET PAYS

>hedges cover X% of shorts
>price pumps
>they stop buying
>price dumps
repeat this X times until the "squeeze" is over