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>show my crypto gains to my mother
>forgot about the type of person she is
>asks me for a significant sum
>will shame me and withdraw affection if i dont

bros im ngmi

>> No.27800138

>>27800085
tell her you can't withdraw it because it's not real, if she's stupid

>> No.27800142
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27800142

>>27800085
>tell my dad
>well that's good son but you know some day that could be worthless

>> No.27800190

>>27800142
he probably has a safe full of boomer rocks

>> No.27800239

>>27800085
Tell her it's in a Roth IRA and you literally can't.

>> No.27800242
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27800242

>>27800085
>Cash it son. Tonight.

>> No.27800243

>>27800142
My dad told me to withdraw half straight away. Fools and leave profits on the table I think not. Fucking boomers.

>> No.27800261

>>27800085
>magic internet money
>being worth anything
anon you didn't really believe you can cash out, did you?

>> No.27800311

>>27800142
based and boomerpilled

>> No.27800318

>>27800243
My hold my dads LINK stack for him. He keeps telling me to sell it but I say no.

>> No.27800421

>>27800085
You fucking idiot. Never tell anyone about your gains, no hand out is worth the external validation from friends and family.

>> No.27800487

My boomer parents told me to sell half of my efferium stonks since I was making triple and Im glad that I did. Took them out for a nice dinner and it was happy for everyone.

P.S. I only sold 30% tho haha

>> No.27800505

>>27800142
That’s what my dad said, then when Bitcoin is on the news he calls me

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>>27800085
look after your mom anon, you only get one.

>> No.27800589

My parents gave me 5k to invest for them. I made them 40k by following /biz/ meme coins blindly.

>> No.27800631

>>27800487
Is this bait?