/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27769765
>an entire barrel of digital anal lubricant

>>27769765

You are going to need it anon to lube your behind for the red dildos coming from trannies.

It's over Gilles.

>>27769765
I'm already connected... are you anon? I have enough for 5900 years of digital fuel.

>$1.50

>>27771622
1.5$ stablelube

Guys, you know the slow price rise is a good sign right? Big players need to accumulate before opening the gates to the peasants. Did I ever tell about about the time I met Gilles?

>>27772511
Checked. No I havent heard. Tell me about it.

Also just sold. This is a double top.

>>27773655
I met Gilles at The Louvre once. He invited me to dinner at his house afterwards, his wife and children were absolutely wonderful. The sordid affair would reveal itself to me only later. Gilles asked if I'd fancy going out for drinks with him in Paris. As a massive RLC fan I relished the opportunity and hastily took him up on the offer. The events that proceeded were nothing short of a Lynchian nightmare that I would rather sooner forget. You see, Gilles invited me to a bar in Paris called "La Boîte à Frissons." "La Boîte à Frissons" roughly translates to "The Chill Box" but chill in fact it was anything but. "La Boîte à Frissons," my dear reader, is a quaint little transvestite bar nestled in the alleyways of Paris.
Dragqueen transvestites put on shows while ladyboy bartenders make your cocktails and little brown pygmy trannies bring you drinks. When we stepped into the bar Gilles immediately began grinding his teeth and looked at me to ask "if I was into this shit," a question I would be asked no less than fifty times over the night. After we were seated Gilles quickly spiraled down into a pattern of degeneracy. He rapidly alternated between snorting massive lines of cocaine and forcefully groping the pygmy servers. The night came to a head when one of the pygmies refused Mr. Fedak's advances, admonishing him and swiftly slapping away his hand in the process. This seemed to flip a switch in Gilles head as he immediately transformed into a monster. He abruptly overturned our table and lifted the pygmy by her throat. I could hardly make out the majority of his cocaine fueled ramblings but I did hear him refer to himself as "The world's most powerful Oil baron" a multitude of times during the escapade. I somehow managed to calm Gilles down and we quickly escaped from the premises before authorities were called. I wish that I could say the night ended there but I am afraid that it was only the foreward of what was yet to transpire that evening.

i asked in telegram when RLC would moon and someone told me 3-5 years. I'm not joking. so long term i will be accoomolating rlcs, but definitely not going to start buying this shit during a defi bubble

>>27769765
Now think about that: The more companies that buy RLC to convert to eRLC, the less RLC available on the market. The price of this thing will skyrocket so hard it's not even funny. I can't wait to upload myself to the cloud for 1.2 mil (0.5 RLC) in 10 years

>>27774103
RLC has defi tool that every single defi coin will want to use at some point

>>27774003

Gilles was so hyped up off of the cocaine and having his advances refused that he demanded we "go to this little place he knows" To my shock, the hole in the wall that Gilles had been referring to was in fact a homeless shelter. Before exiting the taxi Gilles took a bump of cocaine and started grinding his teeth again which by that point resulted in me experiencing a near Pavlovian response of fear. I tried to convince Gilles to go home, back to his family, but he was having none of it. He was on a mission. He stormed through the shelter and back into a dimly lit room that stank of mildew and musk. There lying on a cot in front of us was a transvestite vagabond very obviously down on their luck, open sores oozed pus and the smell of rot had now permeated the air. What proceeded over the next 10 minutes was the most disgusting act that I have ever witnessed in my life. Gilles immediately stripped down and flipped the transvestite on her stomach. He forcibly ripped down her pants and thrust himself into her despite her weak cries begging him for mercy. I tried to intervene but it was at that point that Mr. Fedak produced an intimidating 7 inch blade from his pocket that gleamed menacingly. I was now as much of a prisoner to the act as the poor vagrant transvestite was. Gilles proceeded to defile the poor soul for a further 10 minutes and as he climaxed he proceeded to thrust his blade deep into the throat of his victim while once again proclaiming himself to be "A Future Saudi Prince"
The night ended shortly thereafter and Gilles "allowed me" to stay the night on his couch. Mothers often tell their children that "there are no such things as monsters," but when I woke up the following morning and witnessed Mr. Fedak happily eating pancakes while laughing with his children and wife, apparently unaffected by the events of the night prior, I knew that monsters exist, and that perhaps the most vile and frightening of them all is Gilles Fedak.

>>27774003
lolled!
blessed tripthread

>>27769765
Stop. No one is going to buy your bags.

>>27774003
>>27774226
Ffs anon that is a lame pasta

>>27774376
>When the DOTB comes, it's going to change the world.
>We are the pioneers that saw past the glitter and gold.
>We saw value in something that people thought impossible.
>When Link went up 100x, we chose DIGITAL OIL.
>When Bitcoin was volatile, we chose stability.
>Pussy? Ladycock.
>Whole wheat? Baguette.
>In 20 years, our peers will have to explain to their progeny why they dind't invest at 2$
>10$
>100$
>1000$
>A stinky linky wont dare look an Oil Baron in the eye.
>Children will cower.
>Women will sweat.
>Men will respect.
>All will kneel.
We are the RLChads.

this is going to be an interesting year for iexec
remember, for ANY eRLC to be sold, a minimum of 400k need to be ordered
the ordering period started three days ago and ends in December
if institutions by enough to fill the soft cap of 400k, rlc will probably 5x minimum
If the soft cap isn't reached? well, completely unironically, it's over gilles
I don't hold any digital dogshit but i wish you fags good luck

I'll fuck a tranny in honor of Gilles when I make it

this lads!
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x6d5416567e09b99d7b4b7897129edb19c2f1305a

Anyone good at writing erotica? I think that would really help market the coin

>>27774860
387k sold in 3 days big faggot

>>27775071
who's buying

>>27775171
Who do you think? e-RLC. E is for ENTERPRISES. BIG MONEY

>>27769765
THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.

>SHILLED FOR LITERALLY HALF A DECADE ON /BIZ/

>MANY MANY MANY MANY MOONS AGO, THIS THING HAS CRABBED

>THIS THING CAN'T MOON LIKE THE LIKES OF GRT/0CHAIN/ OR EVEN MEMELINK.

FU-CKING STOP.

>>27775171
Probably Intel, Google, Nvidia, Bosch or other literal who who's working with iExec

>>27775323
do we know wHICH ENTERPRISES ARE PURCHASING
or is it anonymous

This is the most obvious moon lol, basically free money

>>27775525
>basically free INFINITE money

>>27773655
Looks like I sold the top again. Buying at 1.42 :)
>Swingers get the rope
No u

>>27776897
LITERALLY MOONING
L I T E R A L L Y
M
O
O
NING

a lot of niggas getting their barrels shaken with all these mini pumps

>>27777087
>>27777240
Cope i am right and you know it. 1.5 is the local top. We will go down for a while. A chink whale will try to take profit. Thats when I buy.

>>27778486
a lot of work and risk to increase your stack by 5 barrels

>>27778678
>>27778678
>5 barrels
Yeah you do that pajeet. I am increasing my stack by at least 900 rlc each trade. Volume has dried up and rlc whales never fail to trigger the weaks' sell stoplosses. Thats when one should buy.

Unfortunately the faggot whale wakes up around 7~8am GMT. Expect a little dump

>>27779373
Oh my god I cant wait until the binance bot dies and so do you

>>27780044
checked suicide incoming

Its our turn.

>>27769765
I have some olive oil in my pantry, and it has maintained about the same value as RLC.
Am I GMI6

>>27780917
IT'S LITERALLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN
>>27781164
SELL YOUR OLIVE OIL FOR DIGITAL OIL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>27771622
>$150 stable coin

>>27781427
God bros.... just look at the chart........

>>27774103
90,000year stable coin

>>27781938
I know a few RLChads have over 70k RLC still. I wonder if he still holds. Imagine telling your children how big your balls were in those years to be able to afford the mansion they live in?

>>27782093
I had 50k 3 years ago. I really believed in this baguette pos

had I bought 50k link instead I wouldnt even be here. Worst decision of my life.

>didnt buy link because it looked like shilled garbage
>get memed by digital oil french frogs

>>27782381
Hey, it was a 50/50, you either believed the schizo linktards in 2017 or you didn't. Sadly I was too rational and new to the game so I didn't (I knew biz was full of retards larping as high IQ people)
So I chose the high IQ route. Sure I missed out on a 100x, but I think RLC goes much higher in the end.

>>27769765
literal shitcoin from like 2017

>>27782471
>Sadly I was too rational

>>27782603
Bahaha it's hilarious when you meme it

>>27782471
nice cope

>>27782730
Yes you can always buy into hype and make money but no one is ever sure where it's actually going to end up. LINK could end up dead for all we know and could be the worst investment of all time if something bad happens to it, and it very well could if they still struggle to implement the things RLC oracles have had for years.

>>27782886
Yeah I know youre right, im just busting your balls. I hold 8k RLC too lol

>>27775508
300,000 was swapped by the team themselves lol

>>27782991
I was going to go 50/50 LINK/RLC (literal god portfolio) in 2017 but i only had 3000$ and didnt think it was enough to make it and i thought RLC had "more to it" (computing shit seems big) so i said fuck it.

Could've had like 10x more RLC than I do now but hey I still have more than most people and RLC is gonna explode at some point so whatever

>>27774494
based

when did RLC start getting shilled im a newfag

>>27783411
>>27774494
Based
>>27783768
I usually despise newfags but i'll let you in. 2017-18. I won't spoonfeed you though.

>$1.51
is it finally our time? Did we break through the botted manipulation?

>>27783330
Was in the same boat, went 33/33/33 in LINK, RLC, and ZIL (lol)

>>27784036
>Did we break through the botted manipulation?
No it's still happening sadly and wont stop until we have coinbase.

>>27784077
Based, I wish I had the cash at the time to split it. I figured all in one (the one that wasnt being shilled) would play out better, lol.

Btw guys we can get this listed on coinbase much faster and it will 100x from there quite quickly due to low supply and low selling pressure.

We just need to have a presence on twitter. I know it's a lot to ask but shilling RLC is easy

question, if I hold RLC right now, and swap it for eRLC, how will I be able to sell it? I've heard people saying that once it's eRLC you can't trade or sell, but that sounds retarded and I've done literally zero (0) research on this

>>27784459
You can swap it back to RLC....

>>27769765
so glad i went all-in on link instead of this absolute garbage
/spit, s, and h

>>27784459
>I've done literally zero (0) research on this

>>27783330
I had this god folio since early 2018, only just started diversifying my oil after coping for last 6 months like a qanon schiz thinking the pump was always around the corner.

ironically now that ive moved 75% of my stack into other stuff it will probably moon.

>>27782381
Yeah, i know that feel, I'm in the same boat.
Link went 100x from the USD price back in 2018 and RLC went down.

>>27782471
same story here I looked at link and thought "Wow this is being developed by one spreg retard, why would I choose link over RLC"
guess im too retarded to actually understand what any of this does

>>27784459
zero reason to get erlc unless youre an enterprise who needs to show compliance

>>27786473
Another argument for RLC was all the supply being in circulation, while the Link Sperg was sitting on 65% of it.
And he is to this day still dumping millions worth of USD on his cultist followers.

>>27786631
This was actually one of the main reasons why i didnt buy into the link memes. I thought people liked decentralized supply and low supply

This is, unironically, your last chance to convert iExec to GRT.

Ayo where can a nigga buy sum arelsee

>>27787646
suck a dick

>>27788507
Binance.
Uniswap if you're US based.

>>27782471
>I knew biz was full of retards larping as high IQ people
it's the opposite, retard.

NSMDO

>>27791343
Based

>>27791343
We're going to make it, fren.

>>27789994
It's both retard

>>27769765
sold all my btc for RLC last week

>>27791464
>u a mom, DGB
What did he mean by that?

>>27791653
There couldn't have been a more based move. If I bought and hold for years you can too

NSMDO
$2 EoD

whats a top suicide pack
i'm a poorfag and kinda priced out rn, but I believe this is legit
checked xsn shilling on twi, who uses it?
looks like this coin is growing and investors use their new staking

>>27791970
870

Breaking news!
The eRLC swap has just reached the soft cap of 400k swapped token.
https://etherscan.io/token/0xa3b26327482312f70e077aaba62336f7643e41e1

>>27792429
WE DID IT REDDIT!

>>27792429
Where's enterprise market tho?
Exit scammed

>>27792429
We must moon now!

>>27792993
Nope. Not allowed. Binance bot says we have to suffer at 1.52 FOREVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA