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>>27774002Guarantee you haven't seen this before, it's fresh off the presses.
>>27774142kek
>>27774142America was a mistake
>>27774354He's Canadian lmao love that little nigga like you wouldnt believe
>>27774002can someone explain what’s their obsession with identifying as cucks with the whole wife’s boyfriend shtick?
>>27774456First GTFO off this boardSecond stop doxing your friend you fucking idiot
>>27774573He gave me permission you moralfagging simp, he isnt going to fuck you.
>>27774142So, North Korea was right. Who would've guessed.
Fuck kike fund astroturfing plebbit was based for once in their lives
>>27774681>At least you aren't boring like meSounds like your the one in love here you autistic beta zoomie faggot
>>27774925Yeah I would dress him up in a nice dress and fuck him, what of it?
>>27774142Why does he make himself look so ugly when he's not? Tell him to get rid of the retarded hair colour and moustache
>>27775047Go back zoomie
>>27774142>doing coke in the bathroom and trading stocks is 'legend' status now.What a fucking faggot.At that age I was doing coke at parties right in the fucking living room like a boss, where all the hungry bitches could see what I had and would hit on me for a piece.This dude sucks.
>>27775475Yea yea yea
>>27775215>simps for a leaf>spills his spaghetti>z-zoomer...So this is the brain power behind the pink fields...amazing...>>27775475That sounds pretty based, what are you up to nowadays?
>sir this is a casino
>>27774142Just convince him to become a trap, might as well at this point
>>27776347Why are you guys trying to fuck my friend
>>27776616I was convinced to become a trap from internet strangers, and also convinced to waste all my money on meme stocks. Goes hand in hand, really. Also your friend is a faggot.
>>27776963Well did you at least look good as a trap?
>>27774142My girlfriend has that belt. What a fucking fag.
>>27774002Rent free faggot
>>27774002
kek reddit thoroughly, absolutely BTFO'd
>>27776054>places little figurines on the roulette table, maneuvers them aroundsir you have to ask the -->THIS IS A WAR, WE FIGHT FOR A CAUSEsir this is a casino
>>27777734i wonder what his moves are tomorrow
>>27777220Yeah, I'm an effeminate faggot. That's exactly the point, why play wallstreet macho man when you're 5'8?
>>27774142>Those cloths>That necklace>That facial hair>That hair>That towel>DrugsA real winner right here. Dude is destined for a shitty life.
>>27778010kikll yourself
>>27774002wsb living rent free on biz.
>>27777910Hopefully average down and then rope
>>27777734i hope this is a larp. i have a hard time believing people are really this stupid. its depressing
>>27776054lol
>>27774142>Gucci belt w/shirt tucked so you see logo>rape mustache>Cocaine in the bathroom “Basically I’m a fucking legend”I don’t even know where to begin.I’ve got 0.25 XMR says he listens to suicideboys and thinks he’s original as fuck.
>>27778504No u fag
>>27778604Ever read the confessions of people that got heavily into multilevel marketing. There are defiantly larpers on /wsb, but this sounds legit, as are many others. I was around for the late 90's boom. One of my neighbors quit his tech job bought 2 high-end Mercedes from his winnings in the the tech stock bubble. When it all came down, he had to go back to work.
>>27778337I know he looks like a fag.He is one step away from transition
>>27777488How does someone with enough self control to save half a mil do something this retarded? Also checked..
>>27776963>I was convinced to become a trap from internet strangers, and also convinced to waste all my money on meme stocksthe quintessential /biz/ poster
>>27777734why is the user name blacked? how much did he lose?
>>27774142Spider man
>>27779005>How does someone with enough self control to save half a mil do something this retarded?There was a point last week where mass hysteria was happening. Everyone thought that they were going to collapse the stockmarket, change the entire financial system, get rich and make the history books as long as they bought GME. This will make a fascinating case study for future psycologists. It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.
"What are your moves tomorrow" that right there actually makes me feel bad. You can feel the desperation as millions of people are hoping for the exact same thing and are at the mercy of the people posting sources and actual info. RIP
leafs are such faggots
>>27779005The mindset of someone who would willingly engage in reddit is the real crux of all of this.The need for attention, validation, to fit in, and be seen fitting it. Its encourages the worst traits of old internet forums. The upvote system is a compounding factor on all of this because it gives direct feeback. Violating the groupthink is instantly punished. Conforming to the groupthink is instantly rewarded. They are thereby programmed to attempt to appease the group constantly. They live for the rush of validation and dopamine when the upvotes start ticking.This shit becomes such a powerful feedback loop that they really have grasp on reality at all. I've had the misfortune of talking to some IRL hardcore redditors face to face. They're socially retarded in an entirely unique way. They're capable of basic social graces that an actual autist isn't, but they still lack critical self awareness. They don't know how to differentiate internet humor from real life humor. They're gullible and will believe anything from another person who is even half way agreeable to them. Its tragic. They're virtually lobotomized. Genuine NPCs.
the premise of the entire movement was flawed - at the end of the day, Reddit handed more money over to hedge funds in a week's period than they ever would have otherwisedumb cunts, the lot of them.
>will suck dick for gme shares
>>27779005Imagine if he just put that 1/2mil into 80% BTC 20% ETH avoiding all shitcoin gambling and day trading and just waited for a few months.
man one of the first threads when gme was started being pumped up i said i wont invest but want to watch the world burni ended up putting £400 (at a mostly over 60% loss) and I'll just hold it forever coz my portfolio is diverse enough to leave it and not really worry about itall the money i've lostman i'm so excitedthis has been the biggest show i have seen in this corona lockdown worldseeing people kill themselves over a fucking subreddit is top chaos to meseeing people take loans and just betting away their whole life on GAMESTOP LMAO i fucking love everything of this I can't keep reading wsb and all the copethe only thing that cringes me out in all this is all the fucking reddit speak that took over such as HODL diamond hands etc all now absolutely abused by these faggotsi fucking love 2021 thooh what fun this all wasi saved quite a few pink wojaks too!
>>27779622I have no empathy for these people
>>27774142>>27774456>>27774681>>27775047>>27775697What an annoying person
>>27779622Holy fucking cope-a-rino. >Doble digits?!?! >It's a sign!!!!These guys have lost so much and believe it's going to sky rocket because they have no other choice other than to an hero.
>>27779454I believe this. I can only imagine the high they get posting their 100k+ bets.
>>27777734At least this guy is young and is learning this lesson early.
>>27779471even that is a retarded gamble, going in with that split with 100k would have been more than enough.
>>27774142So embarrassing
>>27779060just wait til you hear what happened to his missus
>>27778010I'm looking forward to this manga:"I was a WSB autist with diamond hands and now I dress as a trap for a living"
>>27780073probably the best paying second job she could get
>>27779471That’s what i did this month. Except I’m 93% btc, 6.8% eth and 0.2% uniswap.
>>27779454How can we autists profit from them?
>>27780182haha gotta pay the rent somehow now
>>27780429you engineer what gets upvotes and what doesnt. you engineer what gets seen and doesnt. This is how they socially engineer people.
>>27780577So it mean spending time on plebbit among these subhuman niggers?Not sure i can handle it desu.
>>27780429or push opinions to the very edge of what they find acceptable, until their ideas are twisted parodies and no longer entertainable for normal ppl.
>>27779252> It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.Kek, this. I'm really looking forward to that video
These WSB account blow ups are the cure to FOMO. Unreal that people could be that fucking retarded.
>>27774142>tfw this is the face of the redditard shills on /biz/
>>27774142I only have pity
>>27780429You sound like an old-school WSB guy who left after it went to shit and came to /biz/.
>>27780429You make SJW coin and shill it as the solution to racism. Then PnD so hard they mass suicide.
>>27774142Please no
>>27777910>i wonder what his moves are tomorrowSwinging.
>>27779843Okay, but check these dubs.
>>27783367Checked
>>27777910
>>27779769I mean people try to make 4chan out as a demon, but you never see these kind of crazy cults or retarded mass movements here because the instant it gets dicey people can just say how stupid it is and not be banned.
>>27777734give me the username please i need to read more
>>27779454What a Gem. Said so well....
>>27779454Great assessment
>>27774142cringe lord but he'd be hot without that stupid moustache.
>>27774456Dont blame you, Id fuck him aswell.
>>27774142I love you zoomers so much. It's genuinely never been easier or more legal to steal someone's money than it is on wall street.
>>27774142Do burger really?
>>27774142Had a fuckin gutfull of this shit
>>27777734Well...at least she won’t be able to take half in the divorce
>>27774142he's a fag but he's cooler than you
>>27778201What's with redditors and claiming anxiety/panic attack and "literally shaking" whenever they feel fucking down? If you're sad, you're sad, nigga. Not this bullshit "durr I have anxschuity bpd and deppresshun"
>>27779470They say if you're good at something never do it for free, after all. Speaking of anyone need their dick sucked?
>>27776054Not false, all cryptos are a casino.
>>27774142>clean bathroom with a spider-man towelI think he's at home with a bag of flour
>>27779252>It will also make a hilarious video for Internet HistorianThe movie that will top the hollywood rendition of this shit
>>27777601Based and truthpilled.
>>27777734>literally shaking
>>27780429Sell 0dte calls
>>27778683LMAO the $uicideBoys thing is on point hahahahaahahahh
>>27774142>Can't even grow more than a smidge of facial hair under his lipLMAO. How can you even call yourself a man if your lower lip isn't AT LEAST 75% covered?
https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF$CLF02/04/2021>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today." https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf------------------$CLF02/04/2021>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/
>>27779252>Internet HistorianI keep forgetting the people born in 03 are now adults.
>>27774142KEK!!!!
>>27791600Permanent disfigurement for a few reddit points.
Suck chink controlled cuckcoin instead. Nice decision fren. This guys try to beg you to invest in their shitpool. Don’t believe them if you aren’t a retard. Follow Poolz, top decentralized finance with nft. You will thanks me later
>>27791187Sniff sniff
Anyone else checking their bags tomorrow at open for a small profit? Bought in at $20 last month, kicking myself for not selling at $400.
>>27775172Literally change everything on the dude, clothes, hair, facial hair, everything.
>>27774142The reddit post yesterday revealed to the world the stuttering coke fiends that run this scam.Price has already tanked 10%. Once it breaks through the $38 resistance the panic will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to offload, with the whales already long gone.Once it shoots through the $30 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all GMEfags. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this scam twitching at their arsehole continuously while refreshing robinhood.The $20 mark will be met, the largest panic in history will ensue. The final deluded HODLers will begin to go offline, and wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in GME will be left with it stuck in their portfolio, unable to move it to gainsville to salvage some self respect.The price WILL tank at this point to sub $15, and most probably sub shortsqueeze levels.From that day forward the deluded GMEfag wagecucking engineering nerds who bought this stock thinking it had fundamentals will go back to their jobs, with no money in their current accounts, to be made redundant by the next wave of pajeets arriving to undercut their wages.Deluded GMEfags will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, no money, and no investments.I warned you GMEfags. There's still time to get out. Sell NOW. Don't be deluded, don't be a GMEfag.
>>27774002It's like an AI scanned 4chan from 4 years ago and an investment forum and generated a subreddit
>>27791187what am i looking at here?
>>27791600diamond hands cannot be reached by the brain
>>27774142cringe zoomer faggot. I bet he would shriek in horror if you called him a nigger.
>>27779454Anon how do you feel this compares to the average chantard both IRL and online?
>>27776054>fighting the system by buying stocks with US dollarsbest thing people could do is remove all their money from banks and dump it into crypto and cut out the government parasites from the financial system
>>27777601hedge funds might forget but normies won't, these retards just keep radicalizing a larger portion of the general populationthey apparently think having a large chunk of the population being angry and having nothing to lose will end well for them?
>>27787245ehlosing life saving can be life changing for some, and I could see why it could induce panic attacks...hell my gf does panic attacks just because I sometimes yell at her (for stupid things)
>>27792727They're not going to do this because they think they are too late and don't want to make you rich and save face after calling bitcoin a scam for the last decade.
>>27777734>these are the retards that call Trump supporters uneducatedthese faggots will refuse to accept blame for their own retardation and will instead advocate for socialism because they put their life savings on a meme
>>27792187am engineering nerd, pulled out and broke even
>>27780429just promote a "kinda shitty" stock that looks good from a newbie perspective, make multiples guys from biz posting about it on WSB and all the new sub (because the newbies will try to find DD from the "OG")normie buyscash out your calls???????????profit !!!!!
>>27779454very good descriptionthe self-awareness is obvious when you see these retards giving awards and upvoting fake stories anybody on 4chan would spot as fake a mile away. A few months back some autist from 4chan made a fake post LARPing as a girl in need of money and made thousands
>>27779454Upvoted!
>>27779769>>27784423it's even more cringeworthy because they use diluted versions of 4chan slang in the wrong context and think they are edgy somehow
>>27774142>posting a picture of someone you claim to be your friend on 4chanHe seems like a fucking annoying faggot but that's a dick move anon
>>27775475This
>>27779454 (you)based and redpilled, here's a (you) for (you)r trouble
>>2777962288 stands for "Heil Hitler" lmfao
>>27780577doesn't require much engineering, Reddit has almost nothing to combat bots or multiple accounts. Any decent post can hit front page, just can't be too blatantly shilled. Seed an idea and over time keep pushing it
>>27774354obsessed retard
>>27779622Everytime I think I can't hate reddit more, i see something like this
>>27774142>I am the face of wallstreet betsI am siding with hedgies from now on. PLEASE HEDGIES IF YOU READ THIS DO YOUR PART AND DESTROY GME AND AMC
>>27774142dont listen to these fags, you are based
>>27779622This aged like milk
>>27774002cucks post there?
>>27793784I thought that was what he was getting at. Since it is Reddit, probably not?
Here's your portfolio gore bro
>>27780577So I should become a mod on wallstreetbets then.
I thought the squeeze was over? Didn’t financial times post last week that melvin was bailed out and that a bunch of hedge funds closed their shorts?I got out around 200 (up from 80) after that, why are people still holding bags like dopes?
>>27794273It's Reddit, so definitely not. Those faggots won't even say the first letter of "nigger" because they don't want to be labelled racist. They're literally so afraid of being labelled racist they call it "the gamer word". One of them probably saw some fag on here saying it was a sign, didn't understand it at all, and went with it anyway because he's an attention starved faggot.
>>27794370They think the report that they closed is a lie
>>27793857It’s not that they don’t have the tools to stop it; they have no incentive to. Promoter businesses buy bot accounts by the thousands to push products and websites like Reddit profit off the increased web traffic
>>27774002Wsb has turned into a literal jerk fest to see who can fuck over enough zoomers fastest. They have become the enemy they despise. Anyone who mentions silver gets banned. Anyone who questions the plan is banned. Anyone who isn’t shilling a bankrupt company is banned. Fucking pathetic clowns with major cope just like migatards.
>>27777734This has to be fake.
>>27794274i cannot believe there are people with more than several thousand in robinhood. that shit needs to die
>>27777734>3 years savingsIt's a shitty lesson but what a fucking loser, that's not going to break you, you'll come back just fine.
>>27794437Why would they lie? And even if they did, it sure seems like all the smart money has moved on, just leaving bagholders and emotional wrecks.If anything I bet the hedge funds closed their shorts at a big loss then re-opened them at 400 to get their money back and more.
>>27774002Stocktwits cringe here
>>27794704>Why would they lie?
>>27794779>SOLIDARITY >HELP THE COLLECTIVE>THE GOOD OF EVERYONE ELSEThis is fucking insanity. Why so many white people risked their lives for some nigger movement last year makes more sense now though. These fucking retards can’t do anything without the confidence of the collective and deserve everything they get.
>>27794609during good times, sure. right now with the whole eviction/foreclosure crisis coming to a head? nope. that's life ruining. it's not like losing life savings right now is fixed by thinking "oh well, ill just continue saving"
>>27778518Well, it's not like they're capable of paying rent anymore
>>27795227I just love the -50% since post lmao
>>27778518>rent freefuck off zoomer watching people consider blowing their brains out because of a meme is interesting shit
>>27795655I wonder if he’s still holding
>>27792949Worked for them in 2008, they'll bring up feminism and social justice and the slaves will bite
>>27774002I honestly believe the board has been taken over by salty shills trying to make wsb pay and it's working.
>>27777601I doubt any HF is long at this price point. Still plenty of room to fall from here.
>>27777734This is just sad, dude. I hope this shit isn’t real but for the first time reading a story on Reddit, I’m actually convinced it is.
>>27778518>influx a million wsb niggers onto here>LOL why are you always talking about wsbMaybe if you'd leave, we'd no longer hear about your retarded shit
>>27779471Wow that's great investment advice. He'll probably enjoy watching the crabs crawl around.
>>27779454As if people here don't post for (you)s.
>>27794918Well myself and obviously others took the “lie” at face value and came out with profit while diamond dopes bet the farm and lost everything.
>>27779454>They're virtually lobotomized. Genuine NPCs.
>>27778201>divorce is on the table I hate them so much
>>27779471yeah if he did that this month he would be eventually down 50% anyways
>>27776054To be fair, not going to college, suffering massive loss without ruing ones life, and getting a forcible redpill on the buttfucking the government will lay down on you without hesitation is actually a pretty important lesson for someone that young. Of course he'll probably never learn from it, but I like a little optimism.
>>27780429Buy puts. LMAO honestly. I threw $5k into puts this morning and am up $3k end of close today. Will probably make upwards of $10k before this thing stops bleeding. I also made $140k on the way up with calls, but missed an additional $100k because I stayed in it too long. The secret to any investment is to front run the crowd and exit before the music stops.
Also, I'm still waiting for that Teachers Insurance Fund to pop up on the news. That's going to be a real shitshow. I wonder if we can find who it belongs to or who made the call to invest?
>>27775047pretty based honestly
>>27774142What an absolute fucking faggot.
>>27794274How the fuck you dont hit sell after u see the 5m on your account? How dumb you have to be?
>>27796344Roastie isn't getting paid so they bail. So much "for richer or poorer", until death vows of marriage. Roasties want to be able to have insurance if the marriage fails (and a bulk pay out) but that you pay for and have none of your own to protect you if the marriage fails.
>>27796760You know, I always distanced myself from humanity, but this GME bullshit made me realize why this planet is such a shithole.
>>27796808why is this webm so funny
>>27796808Bro if I came home one day and found out my wife gambled away the entirety of our savings, won that gamble but still didn't sell because of reddit upvotes and we were now ruined I'd leave her on the curb. It has nothing to do with being a woman, if your spouse decides they value internet points over your family's well being they are not someone you should continue a family with.
>>27791600I'm selling because of this.
>>2779264706fag here desuredditors were always retarded attention whores and we've always hated them for itthe point of 4chan is anonymity, not having to hide one's power level like we have to constantly do in meatspace, so the difference between the "average chantard(kill yourself)" and the reddtarditor is smart enough to know to keep IRL and internet separate
>>27779454Welcome to the wonders of democracy.
>>27796928Fuck if they win or not. The fact you would gamble your spouse's savings without asking them first is really fucked up.
>>27797040explain namefags retard
>>27779832he already said he was canadian
>>27774142He's basically what /biz/ wishes they were, except not rich.
>>27774142>faggot.jpgthis looks homosexual anon
>>27774142I can’t even begin on why this guys a massive fag
>>27778201maybe they shouldnt have gotten married in the first place? just a thought
>>27779005literally everything I read that wasn't vapors was like: put fiddy bucks to half a g in for a laugh and then the moonshot happened and people were like "put my fucking house on this one at 350" and I thought they were joking.surely nobody is so retarded to not have some inkling of a pump and dump? I was gonna put my weekly beer money in for the meme but it got banned and I wasn't going to pay forex to bring it back so I bought some AMD and made a little.I can't even imagine putting half a milly into the stock market outside of vanguard or s+p500
why didnt these retard just sell when it was high?
>>27777488Why would anyone do this to themselves?
>>27797320they thought leveling off at 100 after 400 was temporary before the margin call, little did they know that low investor confidence would make all the goys sell.
>>27774142Hahahahaha. This faggotass milk mustache twink > investing
Another thing that baffles me is people with hundreds of thousands of bucks in liquid using fucking RH for trades. I get it if you're a poorfag and want to trade options, but if you actually have money to throw around you should have no problems getting approved from an actual broker.
>>27796261I do, but its because I like to hear what people have to say about my posts, whether its good or bad. Not because I want everybody to praise me and give me good boy points.
>>27774142>party>8:30PM
>>27797095they're like 1% of the userbase. most users don't even post.
>>27774142You don't post people you know on 4chan, fucktard. That's how trouble starts
>>27797589robinhokd looks like a video game interface so it's appealing to nascent gambling addicts
>>27793008Well, that's actually a pretty good tattoo tho.
>>27777734>Refers to himself as an investor
>>27777777
>>27776054reddit being based for once
>>27774142>late calls on AMCSooooo he lost all his money?
>>27797095>implying everyone doesn't hate namefags anyways
>>27777488>Get greedy>Get punishedWhile I appreciate the idea of Diamond Hands as it helps me investments, these people are fucking retarded. If you're going to HODL, you do it forever. If you're looking for a quick buck, set what percentage you want to get out at, and get out.
>>27778683>I’ve got 0.25 XMR says he listens to suicideboys and thinks he’s original as fuck.I feel personally attacked
>>27777734>Buying at $450What the fuck. I think the most people were thinking it would reach was $1000, and that was highly optimistic.He gambled years of savings for a potential 2x?
>>27797679Go back
>>27774142Tomorrow I close all positions and my broker account. I will not be trading until all these faggots have lost everything in a year long recession and stop trading
>>27778201As a married, actual man, I find these posts unimaginable
>>27778201>2014 cuck jokes still funny to them
This whole situation was amusing at first but now it's just sad.
>>27796577i think they sold
>>27777734>a new investor down on his luckHe still doesn't get it, does he?
>>27779252holy fuck i hadnt even considered the internet historian video. cant wait
>>27793412>>27793733>>27796261>>27797055You faggots, literal real life degenerate faggots, need to fuckoff back to whence you came.
>>27774142Today was supposed to be my rest day but I have to go lift now. One day I will kill faggots like this with my bare hands.
>>27779524You’re not a good fren at all. In fact you’re a bad person
WSB keeps on giving, I didn't think it was possible for this place to get any more retarded but guess I was wrong. All it took was mainstream recognition.It takes a special kind of person to put all their savings into GME at $320, cry and blame paper hands, literally wishing them the worst death when the stock starts to plummet, just to buy more GME stock at $90 thinking they are getting a huge discount and still decide to hold once price drops to $50Those people truly believe that huge spike is right around the corner and I fucking love it
>>27774002>i eat crayons for breakfastHow many times can someone make the same joke and people not get sick of it?
>>27784423>here people can just say how stupid it is and not be banned.This is the important factor. In a perfect world the regulation that follows from this is the stopping of silencing dissenting opinions. >inb4 never fucking ever EVER
>>27778201Imagine being that person telling them not to "lock in your losses".
>>27780429>>27796479I bought puts on the 22nd. Of course his thing was NEVER worth more than $20/share. amazin.png
>>27796808i hate women as much as the next guy, but who the fuck would stay with someone that gambles their entire life savings away? It'd be different if the bloke was going through hard times because of matters out of their control, but this is pathetic.
this guy is down almost a million and writing open letters to robinhoodhttps://www.reddit.com/user/jagyolo/
>>27792949People have been saying this for thousands of years. Normies will forget this shit as soon as the next batman movie drops. What else are they going to do? Go out and hold another """""""peaceful protest"""""""""" against wall street? Lmao kid
>>27792965>my gf does panic attacks just because I sometimes yell at her She’s faking 100%
>>27799019>Regardless of whether you think this is going to $20k or $2, look at its price chart. Heavy support at ~$88-90 Only way from here is up (1 day ago)OH NONO NONOOOO
>>27774681>He gave me permission you moralfagging simp, he isnt going to fuck you.Of course he did. He's on coke and his ego is through the roof. You're exploiting him for attention and you know it.
>>27774142I hope you screenshotted these replies and sent them back to him
>>27776054
>>27797725you aren't human
>>27796808what does this have anything to do with being a roastie, you dumb fucking nigger?why would any human stay with another human who gambled away the life savings of both humans?it's the right move to make regardless of whether the victim is male or female
>>27798389I laughed at first, then I became genuinely worried and wanted them to stop for their own good, ow it’s funny again because of how goddamn smug and delusional they are. Fuck em. They were told many times but decided to be mindless children chanting away any leve advice.
>>27799414>I’m banking on a catalyst sending it upwards honestly. A good piece of news, a whale coming in, etc. I don’t think it has much room to go lower since a lot of people on wsb are
>>27779843this is also what trumptards did when trump was losing the election, screaming meme magic and trying to get digits. same with qboomers. i think the internet has really just fucked with people beyond repair.
>>27780429Do the same thing those wall street guys did to reddit: Create fake hype, make them think they'll achieve something huge for the world, feed their hivemind mentality and scam them out of their money.
>>27796760I would have hit sold when it hit 1 million. This guy saw it climb to 5 million and then slide all the way down and didn't fucking hit sell.
>>27799781I mean if he’d panic sold at $500k he’d be set for an easy life
>>27798773clearly you have not been on reddit.
>>27799880If you look at the chart, it is highly likely that he bought in with 500k.
>>27799631>That post implying Biden gives a shit about retail traders getting buttfucked I can’t tell if Redditors are delusional, retarded, or both
>>27799999Time to invest in $ROPE
>>27799747Migapedes should have actually done something tho, not just talk big. The election was unironically stolen imo but what do I care I'm not even american.
>i think i am a genius therefore i am a genius
>>27799972For some reason I read it as starting with 300k. Shit, at least panic break even with a 500k account seems like a win. I mean in comparison to being retarded at least.
>>27798773Its less a joke and more code speak But these people have the IQ of a warm cup of tea.Functional enough to slide through university and get a meaningless toilslave job, but unable to function independently
>>27799999divine quints. the ropening is going to be massive.
>>27800088>Has an account on redditYou best back the fuck away partner.
>>27800076>great menLmao, they just bought a stockWhere is all this hard work?Maybe in Goldberg's pocket.
>>27800120
They are slowly starting to get self awareness
>>27799999Based Reddit colonizing black retirement funds.
>>27800044They tried the courts-blocked, they tried actual peaceful protesting outside vote counting centers-blocked, they tried legally back vote count auditors-blocked, they tried chimping out against Congress like a bunch of BLM retards- blocked and called terrorists. The DNC swept the official positions and has the backing to big media here so yeah, president Harris is here to stay.
>>27800143Not mine, saved from earlier thread
>>27799999kek has blessed his faithchecked
>>27800225Flashbacks to /pol/ 2015
>>27777734>Help the cause! Buy GME at $50+God CNBC anchor was right, most of these redditors have the minds of infant and should not be allowed near the stock market without having their hand help by Dave Ramsey.
Literally all they had to do was sell at their meme price (420.69) and they would have made out like bandits, but instead they let greed consume them.I bought 12 shares at 55 and sold at 310 meanwhile one of my ledditor friends is still fucking holding all in 1500 shares at 20
>>27799747Trump won
>>27799999>50k>65 years old>retirement fundsuhh, he might make it 3 years?
>>27778201I am a dumb 21 year old that loves to gamble on defi shit tokens and the like but even I have 50%+ of my wealth in physical gold and silver.These literal children are gambling their wealth to give to the speculators that got in on GME at $20+ and then poured fuel onto the GME fire.Chamath, Musk, crypto guys EVERYONE was raving on social media about how this was the little guy striking back at the big evil hedgefunds.However in reality it was the sophisticated investors that bought into GME and that KNEW it was a short term speculative trade that made the money. The hedgefunds can take the loss, they are the friends of jews that control the banks and can easily get bailed out and print more money.These retards that bought in however put in their LIFE SAVINGS that was going to get devalued by inflation and rising costs of living anyways and now they have this tremendous loss to deal with.Survival of the fittest I guess.
>>27800733>I have 50%+ of my wealth in physical gold and silverwhy
>>27800766/pmg/ retard
>>27800225in all fairness /wsb/ was one of the better subs before the influx of GMEtardsnow it's completely down the drain though, even the moderators have suffered a hostile takeover
>>27779454Same could be said for any shitcoin "general" on this board
>>27791938You should set yourself a gain/loss % treshold, you saw gamestop 2000% before you and you did not sell?
>>27774142This dude based. Eskettit
>>27800766Because I like the metal.
>>27801074kekwait until they mine asteroids your rocks will be worthless
>>27801074Cute metalliker
>>27800766because they are stable with slow growth in value. when fiat power drops, precious metals do fine. when fiat power grows, precious metals also do fine. the entire point is to remove the fiat inconsistencies in your wealth. him having that much value in metals says to me that he is investing his money in order to grow it, yet storing some because of a justifiable lack of confidence in the market. I would wager that if he trusted the market overall more or if it grew to be something he had more faith in, there would be a somewhat smaller percentage of his value held in metals. I highly doubt that he is storing his value in order to massively grow it, more just to hold it.cash is liquid, precious metals are solid, investments are speculation.
>>27799631>not us citizen>think Biden is FOR DA PEOLLEno wonder.All the polls they took in Europe showed that euros think Biden is a better president Brainwashing is real.We may be laughing now, but these people will demand more stock regulation from government.They are idiots who betting by taking loans.They WILL ask for school and work loan forgiveness and GUESS who HAS to pay for their mistakes?The middle class!
>>27801455If we can live in a world that is peaceful and stable enough to reliably exploit resources from out of space and transport them back to earth I am ok taking a loss on my metals.
>>27799019You weren't kidding. Holy shit
>>27777734>bought at 460lost it there
>>27801455>wait until they MINE di asteroid>a brainlet who does not understand laws of thermodynamics one LEMON taken from here to international space station COST 5k.Just imagine how much it take to go to an asteroid belt, waste energy to “mine” it and then HAUL IT ALL THE WAY back to earth
>>27779927100k split between btc and eth is not a gamble you moron get off biz and go back
>>27774456Gay
>>27777734>I-It cant be my fault!!! Im smartest !!Literally first thing this faggot does is shifting blame. Take some fucking responsibility retard
>>27801808Hell if such a thing is possible , it means that we find a way to produce INFINITE amount of energy with 0 carbon emission and we are ALMOST close to becoming a 1.0 civilization
>>27795227>These fucking retards can’t do anything without the confidence of the collective and deserve everything they getJust like niggers, we have a huge problem of dysgenics.
>>27800823Yeah was one of the few based places on reddit and its fucked now.
>>27776963SO were you a fag already or did they convince you to become that too
>>27801808Anon has a heart of gold!
>>27774142>watches half of The Wolf of Wall Street>OMG THAT’S LITERALLY ME
>>27799999Checked.Nigger's going to rope
>>27799019>>27802148
>>27800531Bruh, he’s going to retire at 70 then die two years later
>>27802665>and then they say why black people are poorBecause their RETARDED parents BLOW their cash on gamblingThere is NO generational wealth transfer
Imagine losing 5 million
>>27802466Thanks for your positivity fren>>27802396Yes the 'asteroid mining will make precious metals worthless' argument assumes that the future for humanity is bright and that we should trust our benevolent, enlightened governments because they have the will and the means to exploit the solar system for resources.We haven't landed a man on the moon for 48 years, I don't exactly see us not only landing men on astroids, but also setting up the infrastructure of creating a mining base on a moving asteroid.If I am wrong I won't be sad because a world where humanity is colonizing the stars is worth more to me then my silver mooning due to the collapse of fiat currency.
>>27777734These are the people shitting on Trump supporters lol, calling them stupid and easily manipulated. Fate is not without a sense of irony
>>27800823>redditors ruined redditwe are reaching pottery levels that shouldn't be possible
>>27776054>my life savings have been destroyed on a meme>"Good"
>I am retarded
>>27779252>It will also make a hilarious video for Internet Historian.Oh yes I hadn't thought about it. I really want to see this.
>>27802799>Israel expels the Jews from Israel>Reddit expels Redditors from Reddit
>>27794704It's mindboggling to me they think they are in control. Hedgefunds are the highest level players with years of experience, all the info and a ton of capital to back it up. The only reason they disrupted the system is because they made something unpredictable by various actors at the sane time amassing money. Everything after that is just easy game for the hedgefunds
>>27802747>If I am wrong I won't be sad because a world where humanity is colonizing the stars is worth more to me then my silver mooning due to the collapse of fiat currency.Bro not gonna happen.We WONT be able to asteroid mine because it’s just TOO costly for us. (We don’t have enough fuel to do it)Even the “genious” Elon musk thinks he can send send each person to Mars with only 200k per each person (an IMPOSSIBILITY, but it’s coming from a guy who LEGIT thinks that HYPERLOOP can work)
What's a fat lady?
>>27803066Why the keep saying “no financial advise”Do they REALLY think that someone can hold them ACCOUNTABLE in a public forum!?
>>27802740HAHAHA. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT LOSING $300K.
>>27774142Why do you feel the need to degrade yourself to other people by saying that you're boring? I know you're getting memed on itt by I'm speaking honestly with you. Stop feeding your low self-confidence with these words and start owning who you are. If someone thinks you're boring it's their problem.
>>27777734Fake or not, this actually hurts to read. Like there's a physical reaction, like my soul trying to escape my body. Scary to think there are people this stupid.
>>27798613You're unironically a closeted homosexual. Holy cringe dude, take a look at yourself.
>>27803198Because he is probably a normiee redditor himself
>>27777488checked
>>27796928This. Never trust anybody and keep separate money managed. Preferably even a secret account on another bank. People are shit, even the most beloved trusted person can suddenly turn on you.Be wary of who you marry (rather just live with them because of legal implications), be wary of who you have a kid with. People aren't as individual or special as you make them to be. In the end there are several archetypes and we are just slight variations/copies of them.
>>27800000
>>27803030Yes the element of surprise has been lost.From now on hedgefunds will have systems dedicated to tracking social media chatter to make sure their trades are not in the public eye, or if it is to at least be on the right side of the pump.>>27803053For a long time people ruled out air travel as impossible. I know it isn't a fair comparison since the technical and capital resources needed for the invention of air travel was two bike makers whilst the resources needed to exploit the stars is many many orders of magnitude more complex then air travel. On one hand I don't want to doubt human ingenuity I realize that the current geopolitical climate and situation isn't ideal for humanities push into the stars.>We aren't united politically. Like crabs in a bucket if one nation tries to exploit solar resources other nations will drag them back to earth.>Huge resources will be needed to explore, set up infrastructure and initiate mining, the cost of these operations will be huge.>Advanced societies on earth, think Japan, Germany and other western countries have terrible age demographics leading to more burden being placed on society to take care of a useless class of elderly, infirmed people that won't be used in building rockets to send into space.>Collapse of US hegemony, the end of the global trade system. (listen to a Peter Zeihan talk: Generally the gist is that with US influence waning due to internal disorder the world trade system will break down due to the need for nations to be able to freely be able to access the world market. This trade access is faciliated by the US Navy protecting the worlds oceans to ensure global free trade. What happens when Japan can no longer rely on the USA to protect her oil imports from the middle east and instead needs to use her own navy to protect her trade interests. Suddenly the Japan of the 1950's - 2020's is thrown back into it's post WW1 economic predicament.
>>27803699>For a long time people ruled out air travel as impossible. I know it isn't a fair comparison since the technical and capital resources needed for the invention of air travel was two bike makers whilst the resources needed to exploit the stars is many many orders of magnitude more complex then air travel. On one hand I don't want to doubt human ingenuity I realize that the current geopolitical climate and situation isn't ideal for humanities push into the stars.Yes not a fair comparison.At one point we talking about what’s physically possible and the other is talking about something that CANT HAPPEN simply because we don’t have any energy source on to support it.
>>27779454Good post
Pop figure of the wallstreetbets guy when?
>>27780577Deep and underrated.
>>27802987He's right though. Try shorting GME. You can't because there are no shares to borrow. Which mean the shorting is still above the 100%.