/biz/ - Business & Finance

>CLNE
>CLNE
>CLNE
>CLNE

>Hello this is Tracy from Vanguard
>n-no I've not seen the size of the..fuckers
>who is this?
>what are you refering to exactly?
>oh fish huh? You seem very passionate ha ha
>oh I'm sorry
>no
>no I don't think it's a laughing matter, I'm sure they're very large fish
>I'm sorry sir you'll need to give me more details than that, a ticker, or an amount you'd like to invest or someth-
*dial tone*

it's GME time again

>>27768013
It depends on at what levels the new shorts were opened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuzSCyUafuE
TOELY a cute
Cute!

Thoughts on ERIC for a 5G play?

CCIV looking good after hours

>>27768090
>that image
selling my SNDL

All in on Wetherspoons guys, it's about to return to it's pre-corona levels

>Tag yourself

Sharia Compliant Investing here

Solid upstream migration pattern

I'm in on LVRLF for 17,000 shares @ .16. Not a large position by any means but I thought I would let you guys know about it. It has run up since then to around .30 but the volume is so low that you should take the share price with a grain of salt.
Shitty penny stock that does retail marijuana in Canada. Has opened 4 stores in Ontario, expansion actively underway in Alberta and BC.
Had 35% gross profit on current stores in December which is an amazing number in this industry.
Company is completely unknown but uses a privately owned Colorado-based business' name for branding, "Starbuds".

>>27768184
Lol!

COVERED CALLS ON ETFs?
Yah or nay.
Doing two or three a month if I managed to not blow myself up will allow me to quit my job.

>>27768324

>>27768276
oh I am laffin

What percent of ARKK is DKNG?

Is AG ever going up? I got in at 18 and I'm not sure if it's worth holding onto when I could give that money to mommy Cathie instead.

>AMTX
This hidden gem will be doubling within the next month or 2. Don't be left out.

>>27768315
How do I invest in human rights violations?

>>27768090
First attempt at TA. GME

I sold everything today, what cheapies can I buy tomorrow?

*click click clack*
*chittering*

>know I should hold some stock for a year for that sweet sweet 0% tax rate
>always tempted to swing them anyway

quick give me your best fire-and-forget stocks

>>27768401
wait i mean the other way around

what is DCAC and why should we all buy it?

>>27768411
PLTR

>>27768090
>mfw selling NAK covered calls after losing $3k to NAK in November

>>27768432
So what you're saying is... buy GME

>>27768090
I bought 1.5k shares of NOK at 4.39 today thinking I'm buying the dip but it then went down all the way down to like 4.3
instant regret, will it bounce back or should I buckle up?

To the guy selling covered calls on SNDL, I started doing this too yesterday, just curious what kind of calls you sell, how far out do you go?

>>27768315
Fuck I hate people who invest "responsibly". Theyre NGMI. My friend got mad at me for owning $MO

>>27768432
AMC

>>27768324
>FOMO into a short squeeze at the top
>commit sudoku
Am I supposed to feel bad? I don't. He probably bought my bags, and now I'm gonna buy the bottom.

>Your honor I present to you Exhibit A: A Twitter post on the January 17th with the peanut emoji and a jiff of a clip from the 2008 film "Dumb and Dumber" subtitled: "So you're telling me there's a chance"
>Exhibit B: January the 6th - a poop emoji and an image of the now bankrupt retail chain Blockbuster

Where my bb bros

>>27768433
Look at the OP pic

Through my 1K in GME opportunity losses, UTZ has been a shining star the whole time.

Buy UTZ! Comfy, no pump and dump.

>>27768410
Should have bought when it drops to 11

>>27768411
https://etfdb.com/esg-investing/social-issues/human-rights-violations/

Either shorting them or longing them, I'm not sure which side of the trade those tickers are on.

I hope that guy who put like $60k into SAVA at $69/share sold at open today. I'm still holding from $5 cost basis.

>>27768433
QCOM is still super cheap

BUY ROLLS ROYCE

>>27768013
Retail showed that they could squeeze them with just 10 percent ownership at the time and a little hype, funds and institutions could pull it off easily and get the 1000K or more

reminder that PLTR is basically an IT consulting company

>>27768492
Its going to crab forever. You'll probably make your money back but you'll likely have your money tied up for a while.

OK TQQQ bros lets talk some strategy. Maybe all the bobo posting is getting to me but I think the top is near. I'm wondering where the optimal stop loss should be for this stock to lock in gains before the boggening. I remember an anon once mentioned he has a stop loss on TQQQ for 85, which would have worked out recently with the big dip because he wouldnt have sold and held till the big recovery.
Any TQQQ Chads want to talk about their stop loss strats?

What are you having for dinner tonight lads?
For me? Salmon. My only regret is that I wish it was bigger...

>>27768520
Forgot pic

>>27768554
Post a new update video and make utz a based stock and maybe i will drop into ricey

GUYS IS ANYONE STILL HOLDING NOK
I bought in today, did I fuck up?

>>27768581
lmao


no.
They are SaaS tard

So my GME put expires tomorrow.
Assuming GME is doomed to die a horrible red death, would it be better to sell it first thing in the morning or wait a little later in the day before close?

>>27768488
If you can afford it.

>Not Financial Advice!
>Trade at your own Risk!

im so fucking depressed with boomer stocks you dont understand. i keep barely moving or doing anything at all why the fuck did jews ruin memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQdgAms_i4c
This company is literally making anime real.

>>27768184
If GME goes above 100 again I will literally eat a shoe and timestamp it

>>27768603
TQQQ has been "at the top" for the vast majority of its existence. Why not just leave the money in it if you have it there already?

>>27768581
this is why you are poor

>>27768609
My mommy made me Manwiches because I'm a big strong man

QUIT BUYING MEME STOCKS

ATOS and ZOM for quick gains

>>27768547
>%locked unless you become a member
lol gay

>>27768622
I am, guess we’re in for a long haul

>>27768176
HE BOUGHT MUTANT FISH
ON THE ADVICE OFF AN ANIMIE IMAGE BOARD
HE SHILLS IT FOR FREE
HE TAKE HIS SHARES VERY SERIOUSLY
HE DOES IT BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY HOPE TO ESCAPE HIS WAGIE LIFE HE WILL EVER HAVE
HE RESPONDS ANGRILY TO (YOU)s HE DOESNT LIKE
WHEN HE GETS UPSET HE HAS AN ASTHMA ATTACK
HE RESPONDS ANGRILY TO (YOU)s HE DOESNT LIKE BECAUSE IT INTEFERES WITH A HUGE BACKLOG OF SALMON GIRL CARTOONS HE HAS TO WATCH
HE WILL NEVER ESCAPE WAGING
HE WILL NEVER MAKE IT
HE WILL NEVER KNOW HOW TO COOK ANYTHING BESIDES MUTANT FISH


HE DOES DD ON SALMON FOR FREE

Should I pull the plug on QCLN and move to ark. it hasn't moved all month and even went down despite all the fuckingggggg holdings going up.

Should I go with TD Ameritrade or Charles Schwab?

>>27768733
Give reasons that aren't brainless shilling and i'll consider it

>>27768609
that salmon looks like shit man

marinade in sake+mirin+miso paste+brown sugar overnight and bake

>>27768622
>did I fuck up?
Yes. Literally any other meme stock is more viable

>>27768694
you know this is gonna be in a personal responsibility compilation in about a year right

>>27768767
TD Ameritrade because it sounds more patriotic.

>>27768679
wait for the call when it skyrockets to 500

>>27768609
Shepards pie.

>>27768695
fuck what is this and how do I throw money at it
are you telling me there is potential for a squoze here?

GEVOchads...

Is 16 shares enough to make it???
Fuck why didn't I LISTEN

>>27768685
>we like the stock
>HODL
>rocket emoji
>diamond
>hands up

A PUBLIC OFFERING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>27768547
>Every dollar you invest helps feed a child in Africa.
>open massive short position
clean it all

>>27768767
TDA

>>27768733
price expectancy for ATOS?

>>27768679
I only paid $230 for my put ($40 strike price) I’m gonna watch it bleed a slow and painful death all day before selling

>>27768767
I have Ameritrade and I like it.

What do you guys thing about the potential of TELL?

>>27768815
I'll fucking do it, brah

>>27768767
Schwab, TDA are canucks, which means they have the nanny state mentality, have to do a phone interview with your broker (female) to trade options

>>27768738
I've got 26 calls, luckily they are LEAPS, but damn if only I sold at least half on Wednesday

>>27768767
I switched to Schwab. Applied for options trading and still haven’t heard anything.
Apparently they call you and quiz you on it and that determines what level of options trading you get

>>27768854
just buy more, it still has room to grow

So someone I know has 3 shares of GME at 330, how low does this shit have to go for him to buy back in to drastically lower his cost basis and escape on a potential random cohen/“fundamentals” pump

>>27768767
Fidelity.
Cash management, never restricted meme stocks, good UI on mobile and desktop with good active trader pro software.

>>27768603
QQQ dips below 200 dma = Sell
QQQ rises above its 200 dma = Buy
That is all the strategy needed with the cheat code of the markets.

Millions of brand new investors were baptized by fire this past two weeks, as the machine on Wall ground them up into chopped meat and grilled them to be eaten by some of the hungriest hedge fund managers around. The idea that a decentralized group of FUCKING MISFITS could form a phalanx and HOLD THE LINE amidst record chicanery is the most laughable thing I’ve seen since TLRY peaked at $300.

Let this sink into your thickened skulls.

No one gives a shit about you, especially not here. When you fail, no one will bail you out — because you’re just not that important. You eat what you can kill and you never trade out of emotions or idealism. Fuck your politics and fuck the mission you think you’re on. The only thing that matters is getting from 1st base to second and then third and then home. Your enemies are ill defined and your friends are non-existent.

Now take your losses and learn from this experience and I don’t ever want to hear from you again, Mr Diamond Hands. And shame on the media and all of the fucked faces who pandered to that group of inexperienced fucked for faces on Reddit.

-courtesy of ibankcoin.com and le fly

>>27768772
uhhh truforma, endoxifen, and the nasal spray you're gonna need after i coof on your lazy ass.

>>27768853
>toely
made for animu footfag coomers

>>27768819
Same reason I bank with Bank of America.

You do love America, right anon?

>Hey bud
>You got any of those mutant salmon?

>>27768301
Fuck off it's not gonna happen. I had this idea last time and it didn't work

AQB insider here. They are going to do a public offering every quarter until it's under $5 and then they will buy as many shares as possible.

If I put $30k in an ETF can I really make $300 a day assuming it's average 1% gains or am I retarded

>>27768706
>>27768626
>literally plebbit spacing
$15 EOM only reason the price is anything higher than $20 is because the employees are running it up so they can dump bags they've been holding for 20 years. that mkt 62B mkt cap for a non-profit producing product is the definition of retarded

>>27768324
THE BI-POLAR BAG HOLDER

>>27768854
Dunno I'm late to the GEVO party as well but I think there is still plenty of upside left.

LINE GO UP!
LINE GO UP!!
LINE GO UP!!!
LINE GO UP!!!!

>>27768409
why do you think so

>>27768887
6.25 - 7.50

>>27768937
why not just buy some CRSR and sell the GME?

>>27768888
i doubt it'll go ITM... still feels like too many idiots holding out hope.
but who knows at this point.

>>27768929
I've got no capital left. Unless I sell other shit.

>>27768994
Bro, for every hundred shares you own they should give you a free mutant salmon that grew too many heads

>>27769015
its 10% a year you retard

>>27768888
Quads confirm GME will scream in agony as it bleeds money.

>>27768695
seems a bit all over the place, but i'd buy a sexroid version of the singer

>>27768620
I would buy the Gibbles stock

>>27769020
stay poor faggot, and dumb
you are dumb

Should I just save up 30k in the next 6 months to buy a house or buy final day options contracts and get a mansion in a week or go broke for another year?

>>27768966
Count me in.

>>27769056
EOM?

>>27768819
>>27768870
>>27768889
>>27768903
>>27768924
Ok here's the kicker: do any of them show a total account equity graph the same way Robbinghood does? It was the only thing I liked about RH.

>>27769032
LINE GO UP!
>(but only for BILI and WIMI

>buy two T stock for $60
>div yield 5 dollars/yr
>buy one SPY stock for $400
>div yield 5 dollars/yr

why would i buy one spy stock for speculative money when i could just buy six T stocks and make more real money

>>27768409
it'll reach 10 and tank hard right after.

>>27768554
I'll wait for dip

>>27768090
i've transcended into pre-news spacs
anyone holding ysacu or lftru? like fish in a barrel.

>>27769077
do it, you don't want to miss out on the next pump do you?

>>27769015
>assuming its 1% gains per day

Holy fuck this bull market is making people crazy

>>27768090
I bought AQB

>>27769080
And that’s just a 20-30 year average. You will have negative 30% returns some of that time
ETFs are for dump money and don’t look at it

>>27769015
You would make $3,000 a year roughly. Sometimes way better, sometimes way worse.

>>27769020
I have seen some stupid shit on here before but damn son.

R#dditors vs Wall Street

https://leakedreality.com/video/1577/neighbors-shot-dead-after-argument-over-snow-full-video

>>27769117
Buy property while you can. The door is closing on that soon.

>>27769015
1% a day on an ETF is insane growth, at that rate you'll hit a mill in your first year.
Hint - that's not a thing.
Try 10% - 15% a YEAR on AVERAGE.

A $CLF JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>27769145
Because capital appreciation of SPY will likely always take a steaming dump on T and its dividend

>>27769117
if your wage is low enough/household is big enough to qualify and you're american, i'd go USDA zero down

>>27769117
no risk no reward anon.

>>27769248
It's all about dynamic steel.

>>27769161
The news is already here though, the I will be buying the top

>>27769135
I don't use TDA or Fidelity but I know Schwab does. It's pretty rudimentary though.

What the fuck did you say about AQB?

>>27769114
>>27769221
>no argument just "ur dumb xD"
kys

>>27768903
>Have to do a phone interview with your broker to trade options.
I have never had to do this with TDA. Can trade options. About a decade old account.

>>27768986
Cursed image.

>>27769135
TDA does, yes.

>>27769135
I don't like Schwab's because it says "Personal Value". I like to think we're all more valuable than the size of our portfolios.

>>27768503
You might be talking about me. I sold 2/5 1c because usually this stock tanks after a massive move upwards, at least for the time I've been watching it. The premium for selling OTM calls are garbage, so honestly if you want to keep your shares, just roll it another week forward on the same strike. There is a small chance I don't get assigned on my shares. Like who is going to pay $100 for my shares +$40 in premium for buying the calls I sold? Why the fuck would spend $140 for shares worth $100? Anyway, if I do get assigned on the calls I sold, I'll just buy back 3000 shares and do the sneedful all over again on the next big spike.

>>27769204
based mutant chad
I haven't invested, I just like the idea of those massive fish
Hope it goes well for you

>Pasts

>>27768512
Based Jahy poster

>>27768702
i put $100 in tqq as a joke (poorfag) and forgot about it and it went up 70% and now its higher

>>27769204

>>27769145
or just build your own index and get your divvys twice a week

>>27769228
I just got a good job and have about 10k in savings. I could get a down payment for a shit shack in 6 months. It would give me time to save for the farm in the woods. I'm impatient. I could tough it out for another 6 months and save or try to invest all my money in options contracts and maybe hit my goal sooner or set myself back. I have a decent track record with investing.

>>27769132
eoy. but honestly i see calls under 7 making people some money in the next month, since they halted 2nd phase clinicals for their breast cancer shit due to success. once news drops for their covid killaz nasal spray it has potential to go nuts as early as next week.

>>27769158
>pre-news spacs
I bought some VCVC a couple weeks ago for no other reason than it was a spac that hadn't moved yet. It did nothing and then one day it was up 50% and I sold it.

Today i lost 15 dollars with .5 a share of GME.

>>27769282
but what happens if the market crashes? are you so sure that the S&P will return to it's current value?

the S&P has only been around for 96 years whereas T has been around since the invention of the telephone.

Do you know how many people have used a telephone in their life?

>>27769418
>alternate timelines

>>27768512
LCI guy said he bought back in yesterday at 100. I wonder how he's doing.

>>27768854
it's a 100 bagger from here bro

>>27769224
Kek, I love salmon memes

This fucking fish shitposting is some of the most hilarious /smg/ shit I can remember

Mfw up 2k today alone just by shorting GME

>>27769075
Normies drove the price up. They have the attention span of a squirrel. They’re cutting their losses. And the retards on Reddit are finally caving. I think tomorrow is the nail in the coffin. Even Robinhood loosened GME trades today even move. The “‘movement” is over.

I think $20 end of day tomorrow, and that stock deserves to stay there (seeing where Cohen directs that company). $5 was very underpriced. $10 seems adequate.

>>27769458
Up to you. I'd personally save.

Why?

>779000 claim unemployment just last week
>More and more people cannot afford to spend money and are saving
>Tons got scammed into GME, AMC etc
>Strocks are more bullish than ever
>Useless stocks at a ATH almost every week
It's a fucking bubble, isn't it?

buy telephone stocks.

>>27769611
vixen ipo through a spac

>>27769504
>what happens if the market crashes
Zoom out on spy since March 2020, brainlet.
the entire market crashed last year and spy skyrocketed.

>>27769643
Works the way it was designed to do

>>27769644
Verizon is on sale right now desu

>>27769643
Where have you been since last spring?

How much CLF should I get how much did you start with CLF tranny how much $$$

>>27769358
God, I hope so.

>>27769643
no such things as bubbles anymore

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON TO NOT DROP 50K ON SAVA
I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DO IT

>>27769643
of course it's a fucking bubble but there's no yield anywhere else.

>futures
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>27769643
Check DIX. Dark pool selling is way up and there wasn't a lot of buying for the last dip.

Did any of the original coomers make money? I sold early so I was worried I wouldn't be able to bear coming here and reading about the gains but it seems like almost no one made it.

>>27769702
>>27769643
Correction: where have you been the last decade?

>>27768945
Still holding hedgie. Tic toc

>>27769678
>>27769504
I don't understand ETF fanatics. They almost seem to believe it is a natural law that the entire market must increase over the long term, but so many foreign markets have been stagnant for decades (FTSE, Nikkei, Shanghai SSE, CAC 40, etc...)

Indexfags have had it work out so far, but I don't believe the long-term trends for the U.S. are good.

>>27769700

I have Verizon and their service and customer service are shit tier. They really are garbage now. I blame it on 3rd party retailers posing as actual Verizon stores

>>27769678
and this doesn't worry you? that the value of the market is completely disconnected with what is happening in reality?

that's a sell signal anon. in 20 years we will do away with currency and buy things over the telephone wire.

>>27769735
It's solid stock. I'm thinking about reentry once dust settles. Once it goes through P3 it will stay at 10b+ marketcap.

>>27769735
F

>>27769734
>New paradigm

>>27768432
>>27768508
that's not how gan angles work though.

>>27769644
checked for subtle NOK shill

AMD swing trader here: would i be better off just swing trading SOXL instead? i've noticed it responds nicely to buying at the 200 hour MA and below most of the time. the only real issue is during a covid-style crash it got ultra-bogged but maybe that's not even a big deal because that only happens once in a decade (if even that) and you can just wait in case of a black swan, right? maybe even keep half of my money free at all times to buy the bottom in case a real crash actually happens, and only swing with half of my stack?

or maybe im just retarded and should just all-in SOXL right now because just look at the chart some time it's fucking insane. seriously go look at a 1h chart of SOXL right now, but ignore the covid crash, look at everything else with a 200 period MA on it.

FUTURES

>>27768702
Cause if the crash happens i can sell high and buy back the floor and have more TQQQ for recovery, no?

>>27769713

Not $CLFtranny but I’ve been holding since $12. I’m dumping $250 every week I can. This hunk of shit is going to $30 by March.

What am I missing from the /smg/ CHINK index?
Have
TSM
BILI
BABA
TCEHY
AMD
NTDOY
TOELY
SNE
Xiaomi (No mutts allowed)

Explain why the last time the DXY was this high SPY was at 360 and it’s 386 right now

>>27769883
sheit your right cuz lemme fix dat

>>27769643
The US and EU monetary strategy is printing so much currency and keeping intrests so low you only have two choices
>consoom NOW
>buy stonks
So it's a bubble, but unlike any bubbles before and we frankly have no idea where it's going
I could finance a new car at 0,81% APR now. It's basically a free loan. I'd be retarded to not take credit and put the money for the car in the market

>>27769504
Because as long as the US has big growing companies S&P will do fine, they can just add or remove companies at their liking in case some company shits the bed completely

>>27769778
there's fundamentally no real reason to come shitpost once you make 5m+ off of a play.

>>27769735
One good reason: its gonna drop and crab for 3-5 years

>>27769823
damn makes me want to sell cause I'm a retarded leaf who is better

>>27768812
This.
B B
B

BABY BABY

Possible chance to short GME stock tomorrow? Are R*editors really going to pump it again?

>>27769643
how the fuck do i know when to exit

>>27769643
YOU BETTER WAKE UP! THE WORLD YOU LIVE IN IS JUST A SUGAR COATED TOPPING. THERE IS ANOTHER WORLD, BENEATH IT. AND IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN IT YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO PULL THE TRIGGER!

>>27769830
the stock market is not the economy, its not supposed to reflect reality

>>27769830
Of course everyone's worried about the disconnect between the economy and the capital markets, but it's existed for the past decade. It's not new. That's why all eyes are on the Fed. Their monetary policy dictates everything: not the president; not Congress. When JP decides rates go up is when shit hits the fan. Until they, everyone's going to playing coyly with the markets, waiting on their toes for the next catalyst to trigger another volmageddon.

>>27770008
shorting it at $50 is a lot less profitable and a lot more risky than shorting it at $300+

>>27769643
We've been in a bubble for a while, just make what you can on the upside

>>27769711
You're doing well, kid. Keep it up.

>>27769926
Man you are fucking retarded

>>27770008
Why would you short it after it dropped to near fair price value?
That's like buying when its up to $300.
Very risky anon, it might drop further but very risky.

>>27768694
Get that shoe ready. Or better yet, why not short GME?

>>27768702
Because it's triple-leveraged and you could get fucked big-time? Not that I take my own advice. I have like 20% of my money in the SOXL and plan on blowing my brains out if it crashes...

>>27770094
>>27770107
The duality of /smg/

>>27768622
i've got 4k in at $5.17. im just gonna hodl but if they ever give me a chance at a profitable exit im taking it. i figure worst case scenario it resumes crabbing and eventually crabs to my break even.

>>27769581
How greedy should I be with my GME puts? $40 drop on a crab day is very impressive

>>27770008
>shorting near the bottom
I guess we're on for round two

Threadly reminder.
Only buy stocks of companies with good fundamentals/good products you actually believe in. Oh, and short every meme you see on here or reddit

>>27769643
Yes. Its a game of chicken, and once someone blinks its all over.

>>27769980

AT&T has caught up to Verizon. I have had Verizon for almost 20 years. They have really gone downhill.

>>27770055

"the stock market is not the economy" is true in the sense of things working people care about like wages and unemployment, but asset prices must be connected to their underlying performance or else the only other explanation is speculation/betting

>>27770008
I'll be buying it near $30-40 as investment, not for pump. If it pumps I'll sell and repurchase once again later.

I've got an extra $10k that I need to invest by EOM

Unless you give me some juicy surefire memes, I'm going to just dump it all into boring ass Vanguard mutual funds

Things are getting very serious in Europe.

>>27768432
ever heard of starting small? Like moving averages? WTF is that even...

$CLF
02/04/2021
>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today."

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf

-------------------------------------------------
$CLF
02/04/2021
>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"

https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/

>>27770175
Shorting is banned in my country for retail investors :^)

>>27770162

I was gonna buy $70p 2/5. Holy shit

WHY DIDNT I DO IT

>>27770201
>speculation/betting
Yes, welcome to the Fed's casino. Have a seat and dance like the rest of us until the music stops.

>>27769224
fuck, that bitch really should have kept her mouth shut

>>27769767
Any reading recommendations on learning more about DIX and the dark pools?

>>27770175
>short every meme stock
What could go wrong?

>>27769923
TSM is taiwan, not chink. Not the same thing.
AMD is american despite the chink leader.
NTDOY is japanese

Bros I feel the urge to FOMO into GOEV, what do

>>27770055
the sp500 is the 500 largest, wealthiest, and most dominant companies in the US (and in many cases the world). thats why it goes up while "main st" is probably "down" 50%

>>27770229
What's a fatwa?

>>27770263
I'll laugh myself to sleep if I make back all my GME losses from puts tomorrow

You didn't miss out today, right?

>>27768438
fug u crab

>banks have access to unlimited liquidity at 0% interest rates
>none of that money is going into the actual economy
is this bullish or bearish

>>27770229
FFS its going to happen again won't it, on the same day as last year, THEY KNOW NOTHING, THEY KNOW NOTHING

>>27770089
Answer me then you fucking faggot

>>27770094
Because unironically if R*editors recoup and pump, I can make money off this shit stock that has no future
>>27770166
Checked

>>27770010
what are you talking about

>>27769819
>Indexfags have had it work out so far, but I don't believe the long-term trends for the U.S. are good.

Inverse Leveraged ETF's exist for this reason like SQQQ, BNKD, SPXS, SH, etc and it's alot safer than shorting the market - and it will give you the capital you need in a crash to buy shit at record lows - then move the profits as the economy recovers into normal ETF's

>>27770226
ALGM, brother

>>27770302
>October
Post gains porn pls

>>27770313
Like a papal bull but by Muslim clerics.

>>27770316
>Elves
Delete

>>27770337
>stonks
Bullish.
>main street
"Who cares?"
t. Jerome Powell

>>27770313
It's a British term for a boycott.

>>27770278

or i could just allocate more of my portfolio to bonds and commodities. if the stock market bursts it's not necessarily the end of the world like people seem to think, it's just as likely we enter a multiple decade span of stagnation like japan or britain

>>27770304
>TSM is taiwan, not chink. Not the same thing.
>Taiwanese people aren't ethnically Chinese

>>27770410
Love that word "cleric"

>>27769358
based and character-growth pilled

>>27768432

You literally just drew lines. TA is voodoo but this just takes the cake.
I don’t know if this is a crinkled brain or smooth brain post.

>>27770385
The voices are yelling at him

>>27770229
>that blue light filter
Thanks for not burning my eyes out anon

>>27770175
I'm guessing pharma stocks fall under 'meme'

>>27770395
Didn't go all close to all in, but $30k to $120k.

>>27770232
fixed. I actually had no clue how it worked i thought looked good.

>>27768603
>TQQQ
Expanding on >>27768946 post, take a look at the 8 ema and the 20 sma. Any time there's a hard correction they cross, and usually cross after the worst of the dip happens. You could potentially sell on the open of the following day to avoid the worst of the dip, and buy back in on the open/close after the meme lines cross again. Dunno if its worth it, because when you look at it there are some times where it looks like a big fat correction but peters out and crabs for a bit.

>>27770438
Nah I think I'd know it if it was a British term

>>27770337
green line goes up
normie bank account goes down

>>27770461
Japs are mostly chink mutts, too. Still not the same thing.

>>27770229
>Faster FDA approvals for vaccines

Well shit, OCGN seems more tempting every minute

>>27770474
im actually retarded thats all there is to it.

>>27770474
wrinkle brains hide their TA indicators because they know neurotypicals don't understand them, smooth brains show them to pretend they're smart

>>27770162
I think it will bleed out to mid 30s by next Friday. Bear call spreads and perhaps even naked short calls are literally free money. This morning, calls expiring tomorrow with a strike of 70 were selling at 5 per contract. Basically paid for my call hedge with those alone.

>>27770438
>>27770537

>>27770497
That's my total portfolio, god knows how high up I went on my tiny GME amount.
I have that collection picture printed out and framed btw.

>>27770484
No problem. FT is a good news source.

>>27770304
>TSM is taiwan, not chink.
>yet

How difficult would it be to turn 5k into 100k over 3 months? Any good strats?

>>27770387

Tfw can't afford leverage

>>27770009
I'll let u know ;)

>>27770610
>selling GME naked calls
Nobody tell him

>>27770516
wow, ta is a meme. just buy tqqq and hedge it with bonds without any margin.

>>27770700
You just missed the 20x GME ride.

a day ago they were still denying melvin covered

>>27770393
I'm liking the liens, but sell me on it? Why is the line going up?

>>27769351
They did a phone interview for me, and that was about a year ago. I mean, it was a BS interview. I just told them I had a high paying job (which was true) and they approved me.

>>27770456
You could, or you could look at emerging markets over the next few years as well. The point being is that, right now, the Fed is effectively held hostage by their own policies, and the market knows that their tantrums have a huge sway over the Fed (remember the taper tantrum). Why not take advantage of that?

>It's not necessarily the end of the world.
Wars have been started for a lot less important reasons. That's a lot of people's pension funds, retirement savings, and a chunk of the US economic output associated with finance and fintech.

>>27770700
A Q B
Q
B

Do you guys set up any $ goals for yourself while you trade? Like one of my goals is $500 a week in profit minimum. Decent side hustle.

Is there a portfolio planner that lets you choose your 'ideal' allocations and such?
Schwab's portfolio tool keeps yelling at me that I don't have enough real estate and utilities, and that I have too much information technologies and communication services, which is kind of the point.

>>27770700
leverage

>>27770700
You’d have better luck with that at an actual casino
Blow it all on way OTM SPY Puts and hope the next crash happens by whatever exp date you choose

>>27770746
BUT DA SQUOZE NO BEEN DA SQUEEZE

>ARE WE GOING
TQQQ gang is it really nasdump?

>>27770728
There’s no way on Earth this shitty meme stock gets above 70 tomorrow. At most there will be a dead cat bounce back to 55, followed by more anemia over the weekend and next week.

>>27770819
Excel

>>27770700
VIX calls and pray for doomsday.

>>27770786
taper tantrum was the most bullshit thing I've read about, who cares about the price of stocks if you're the federal reserve? people should know the risks of owning stocks
let that shit crash homie

>>27770583
That looks like some fib variant. Look into fib retracements instead. There was a time a few weeks ago where MARA followed my meme lines for the entire trading week without having to adjust them. Its actually spooky how well it works for stocks and crypto.

>>27769850
The new paradigm is that there will never be a new paradigm ever again.

Will a ‘squeeze’ ever occur again or will the big institutions be more wary and have more protections?

>>27768603
someone needs to take this isaac newton meme and apply it to WSB with GME.

>>27768733
>ATOS
This. I feel this will probably break out tomorrow morning and have a great run next week

>>27770728
I was about to till I saw this reply lol

>>27770856
NO MAN DA SQUEEZE HAS BEEN SQOUZE

gme down 8% after hours

>>27770891
It’s going back to $4
Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional

>>27770700
You will blow all your money on risky plays with this attitude.

>>27770904
I don't know why I never thought about that, thank you

>>27770929
Robinhood will have more scheduled maintenance days

>>27770911
No argument from me, but we ain't the Fed.

>>27770929
In 12 years, maybe

Shill me on how I can make my riches by just swing trading tqqq without 25k in my account

>>27770961
oh god when it drops below $50 that's gotta be a huge morale loss for the poor bagholders

>>27770316
Nice, but id start exiting, Blizzard is actually fucking dead.

>>27770959
NO READ IT SAID WE GOIN TO DA MOAN AT 6 TRILLION A SHARE

By the way, what’s a fair valuation for $ZOM when they release their medical device?

>>27770965
Exactly, that’s why these extremely high IV calls are basically free money. Just hedge them if you’re too risk averse.

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>>27771075
blood diamond hands

>>27771053
how are you going to swing trade when you can only day trade like 3 times every week

>>27770683
They will have a backup fab in America soon

>>27771084
How so?

>>27771091
HOLY SHIT YA MEAN IF THE SQUOZE HAS NOT BEEN DA SQUEEZE IT COULD BE SQOUZE TO THE SQUEEZE MOON

>>27770307
Do it. Just don't go big. Just holding 40 shares in case we have another plug clean spark fcell or any other meme Green. Holding till boom or bust

>>27771053
>swinging tqqq
retard. Buy. Hold. ???. Profit.

>>27770891
Elon Musk dumps $500 million into GME 800c 0DTEs at Noon tomorrow to cause a gamma squeeze during their darkest hour and become savior of the normies.

I bought 5 shares of AQB (I pussied out, I will buy 5 more tommorow if the price is still good) and I honestly have no idea why this stock is supposed to be good, but it’s a bull market so I decided I wouldn’t miss out

>>27771084
>Blizzard dead
Why?
>inb4 chyna bad
>inb4 souless games
idc they post great financials

>>27771084
Yup. I honestly hate blizzard more than the tranny stock for BFA

>>27770565
If we're being serious I think the term 'chink' is stupid. There's no such thing as a true Chinese ethnicity, with even the amount of Han Chinese being grossly misrepresented.
>>27770683
How bullish will the SMIC and TSM merger be? :^)

>>27770891
>no way on Earth
You're playing with fire man.
This is the closest you can get to willingly risking a margin call. That risk might only be 1 or 2% but when you post
>this shitty meme stock
you sound a bit like the poor souls who said "$18 dollars?! I'm shorting this bitch right now"
You don't need luck, but you need to not have bad luck, know what I mean?

>>27771084
>TBC re-releases this summer
>D4 in 2-4 years
These 2 alone is enough to save them for the next 10 years
ITM LEAPS might unironically be worth it rn

Freshly baked >>27771202

>>27771129
I don't play with margin, but you're absolutely right and if I had an Options at 3 I would do this in a heartbeat.

please pump KODK tomorrow

>>27771186
WE GON SQUIZZLE DA MOON WIT DA SQUAZLE

>>27770857
Never.

>>27770857
Look at the trend. Were nearing the top of a down swing. Sell soon buy the next dip. If the pattern holds. Prob bust a new high then dump. My guess is Monday or tomorrow.

>>27771227
I understand what you’re saying, but there’s blood in the water. As long as you protect your short positions with calls then the worst case scenario can be averted.

>>27770857
>nasdump
more like naspump

>>27771177
>>27771217
>>27771234
>OW bleeding like crazy, no new heros, OW is a joke
>Nobody even talks about Hearthstone anymore
>HOTS has been dead forever
>Diablo has been dead forever, maybe 4 will save it but who knows when that will be
>Starcraft is dead
>Warhammer is dead
>Classic WoW is dead, maybe a little hype for next expak
>Retail Wow is just getting a boost from new expak
Blizzard is dead, soon it will be just Activision and they will be a bluechip of games as they grow fat and lazy on mobile games and China.

>>27770771
>The data center segment, in particular, is growing very rapidly as Allegro’s solutions allow one power source to power full server racks (instead of needing a power source for each server) with automated monitoring and controls. This leads to high energy efficiency which adds up at a giant data center
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/allegro-microsystems-algm-stock-buy-181226601.html
1. Very durable in extreme environments
2. Very powerful equipment
3. Variety of uses; automotive, industrial, computing

>>27771304
OH YEAH I WILL SQUEEZE SO MUCH SQOUZE ON THAT SQUAZLE IT WILL GET SQUIZZLED HARD

Fellas what is ya crbp sell limit

>>27771053
If you don't want to use options, call your broker and have them disable margin so you can trade as many times in 5 days as you want (so long as you follow the T+2 rule)

>>27771084
They don't make good games but they're still pulling in money and have a base of addicts who will never quit their games
D4 will blow up no matter how bad it is since there is a huge demand and no competition at all in that genre besides some incompetent kiwis
And even if Blizzard declines AV has a lot of other strong revenue streams in CoD/mobile

>>27770915
Thank you for the tips anon.

>>27770805
I invest about a $1000 a month into “safe” investments like vanguard mutual funds/ETFs. I give myself about $500 a month to toss into my TD Ameritrade for meme stock that you guys shill here

was it really his fault?