/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27755363
daddy musk is busy dumping a billion dollars worth of fucking doge coin on normies

>>27755318
Daddy Musk?
DADDY MUSK?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>>27755697
theres a gme meltdown subreddit now lol

the real redpill about trading

>>27756127 only a redpill if youre a retarded normie tho.

>so this is the power of machine learning generated depression posting
Interesting. Don't be proud of the (more or less fictional) unfortunate circumstances conscious entities will have to go through. This suffering is sad, if anything.

DO IT! SHOW IT TO THE BIG MAN IN SUIT!

>Be me chilling at my PC working
>Wife comes in yapping last Thursday about GME and how it's all over the news and that we should buy some.
>I'm like nah it's way over priced and not worth the risk.
>She's like fuck it pull 10k out of savings and buy some. I'm like hell no, she's like fuck yeah so this isn't going anywhere and I agree.
>Set up my think or swim paper money so it looks like we bought.
>Since Friday she hasn't said much and she believes we lost almost 10k
When should I tell her /biz?

>>27755607
im getting that soulja air drop QUICK

>>27755318
bait, you faggot

Is anyone in their Discord? I’d imagine it’s even worse there.

>>27755318
Attention whoring. Also, "a legal gun owner" sounds almost like a non-burger, maybe some europoor.

>>27756531
dont tell her, let her be the one to say it first kek

>>27755876
these are fucking fake, this is all a play to give them more leverage in their court case obviously. Does this sound real to you? "trust from my family, love from my girlfiend, respect, i want to kill myself" these sound like BULLET points, if you think with your BRAIN for two seconds you would realize with the change of leadership in this WSB they are playing to a very particular agenda, one that most likely ends with retail traders getting fucked in the ass with some kind of new faggy regulations.

>>27756658
it got very silent after monday

I dont know whats more retarded, people that didnt sell at 400 or people that went in on 400

>>27756533
what a idiot

>>27755607
>without getting into legal trouble
Ah so his Chinese video game emulator with roms he was trying to sell didn't work out too well for him I suppose.

>>27756808
people who went in on 400

>>27755318
i bought 300 shares at 430 dollars.
i think elon will bring it back desu, the share has potential, ryan cohen and elon musk will team up like captain america and iron man and turn this company around.
screencap this.

How the fuck did people so retarded get tens of thousands in liquidity to lose?

>>27756810
AMC was a twitter meme btw, it never had any reason behind it.... this people are crazy

How do people with so much money makes trades so bad?
>they fomo
>they buy the top

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>>27756759
That's what I was thinking as well but she's been sulking around. I might tell Tomorrow so she can have a good weekend. She watched the news and got FOBO.. Glad she doesn't browse wsb or biz.

>>27756890
EXACTLY LIKE THE VW GRAPH FOLKS

>>27756779
Aye this reads like pajeet scripts

The amount of normies that flooded into that sub hoping to get rich, embarrassing

Is Elon buying up GME bros?
Is he gonna save us?

>>27757032
reddit is full of middle class or closet rich liberals, they really thought they were part of a revolution ....

you know when something stops being funny and starts to look depressing

>>27755788
>my partner
These faggots deserve to crash and burn in hell. Not for being literal faggots (or maybe they are), but for using terms like this instead of girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, woman, man or whatever. But oh boy, that could upset some random genderfluid snowflake with the implied "gender binary" or patriarchy or whatever paranoid schizo angst they suffer.

>>27757123

I'd spend the money on hookers, but that's me.

>>27755318

These are fucking gold to read and for preserving the history

Honestly this needed to happen. These fucking retards have no business having tens of thousands or more to fomo into a meme stock. They deserve every fucking penny they lost. I dont have sympathy for hedge funds obviously but I also don't have sympathy for someone who put 200k on gme at 400 and held until they lost 60% of their investment. Fuck em.

>>27757078
They don't see trading as a game of information and knowledge. It's just gambling for them, which is why some people impulsively put all their savings into it. (not saying going all-in is bad, but it doesn't mean one know what he's doing)

>>27757341
>I'd spend the money on hookers
That does sound nice.

>>27756808
people that went in on 400.

>>27756531
kek tell her friday or never tell her and spend $10k on instagram hookers

>>27755363
But what would he gain from this... its like saying he should just give them free money.

>>27755509
many of these trash people write like english is their third language.

>>27755607
is there a way to track retarded rich niggers expenses and investments?
southern niggers make the rest of the demon monkeys seem like geniuses.

Is this real people?

>>27757123
other anon may be right, maybe use the money now that she thinks its gone, get some other stocks or buy cocaine

is funny how this people throught they were going to be the wolf of wall street but ended being the people who the wolf scammed back in the good old days

>>27756531
Never tell her. The leverage you have now in this relationship is worth more than any amount of money. You have the ultimate "I told you so".

>>27755318
Did this idiot lose over $100k on GME? Am I reading this correctly?

>>27755363
people that don't understand basic fundamentals of buying and selling stocks shouldn't be allowed to trade. Robin Hood should make you take a test before you can sign up

>>27757330
KEK

>>27756531
>>27757646
she is his wife he should not like uselessly, he already won

>>27757610
>Redditors
>people
No

>>27757429
>it will happen on friday
>it will happen next week
>there is no time frame

>>27757393
its dumb to think this is funds taking money from wsb. What this is is
>people got in on 50-100.
>at 300-400 they sold their bags to morons who got in then, and then went off into the sunset

The bagholders think that its the hedgefunds who fucked em... somehow. When its fact it was us who were selling them bags saying
>buddy, buy this, now be careful - sell half at $1000 to be on the safe side, and decide when you'll sell the other half.
we fucked them.

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>>27757757
How do these people have so much money? Do they also get the stimulus check?

>>27757429
two more weeks

>>27756531
hahaha your kids are going to be helmet headed, half tards.

>>27757614
top kek

>>27757874
they're trustfund babbies

>>27755363
Do these retards really think "Daddy Elon" has billions of liquid cash lying around? Do they not understand how net worth is calculated?

>>27755509
Thats not how it works is it....

Reminder that, when you're tempted to feel sorry for the redd-ittards, they are pic related. They want you dead, broke, your children raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.

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>>27757429
why are these people saying they are not financial advisors? a guy who lost $200k on a retarded play and isnt cutting his losses doesnt need to clarify that he isnt a financial advisor - no one would ever ever mistake him for one

This whole episode has been gold. Hedgefund guys got a little taste of their own medicine and then all the normies who hopped on the hype train have been well and truly burnt.

This couldnt have gone any better

>>27755318
imagine if this guy wasn't on lockdown, was working his 40hr job, and completely missed the hype on social media because he was so busy working.
he'd still be alive.

>>27757874
Loans. These types of people were never good with money. It’s either their entire life savings, student loans, mortgage, etc.

People who actually made that money would have known what to do in order to profit especially if they’re an investor. Saw one guy got his grandma’s fucking entire life savings in and lost it.

>>27757322
I don't know, my portfolio looks like shit but I only lost a few hundred bucks messing around with meme stocks, so I appreciate these threads. Makes me feel a lot less retarded.

>>27756531
"You are no longer making financial decisions with my money."

>>27757538
>its like saying he should just give them free money.
yeah so they can gamble it all away again trying to emulate him.

>>27758131
Surely this is fiction?

>>27758036
Nobody is evil in this world. Everyone wants to good, but everyone is delusional. It's your job to embrace all the possible perspective of reality.

>>27758036
THIS

>>27758003
I dont believe even 1% of the posters are trust fund babies. Maybe they worked hard and saved their money and they are actually 50-70 years old spending their retirement money

>>27755318
where are the realization posts? those are more fun to read as they realize how stupid they are to believe in the cult

>>27755318
Holy shit bros, me and a friend put $100 each back when it was like 140$ for the lelz but seeing these retards blowing up to 10k in a fucking meme stock is blowing my mind. Why do they do this?

>>27756531
never, hold it over her head forever

>>27757032

Do you think you move up corporate ladders by being competent, or by singing diversity hymns on command?
If youre ever wondering how the products you used to like have got so shitty... the answer is on reddit buying GME at 300+ while waiting for Johnny-12-an-hour to cover his student loans through the gubmint

>>27756314
what, we have a computer president like Fallout?

to think all those redditors just helped chrsitan bales big short guy. fucking retards

>>27755509
The creation of the emoji and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>27757614
Oh yeah, Jordan Belfort jumped in on the hype as well and he was their wholesome chungus posterboy too. I wonder how much money he made off of these retards kek.

>>27757956
Idk why I laighed at this so hard, thanks anon

>>27756779
do i believe this guy ruined his life on a stupid financial bubble? yes, it happens all the time. and yes, the government tends to step in a make things worse

1M

>>27756127
these algorithms are maintained and trained by financial experts, statisticians, and software engineers.
t. i know someone who built a trading algorithm
hint: long AMD

>>27758033
Not even close.

>>27758131
>Word to mouth

>>27757304
>Negative nancies
>

>>27758173
Its just unfathomable to me how so many people with money congregated into one place at the same time.
I thought the pandemic would have took a toll on more americans finances and made people less risk-taking

>>27755318
>Will suck dick for gme shares
E-thot plebs are literally sucking dick for GameStop shares.

>>27758285
most of these liberals are demonic, literally 1/3 brained pedofiles because they didnt get the proper love and brain development from their single moms

>>27756983
why do these retards think game stop market cap should be several billion dollars??? are they really this retarded?

Seems to me that pol was right again
>with jews you lose
and those who who love them are retarded

>>27758332
I don't think so.
Most 50-70 year olds don't use the internet enough, or are too old to actually care about this. That or they ask some relative. Which could be dangerous.shich could be dangerous, huh.

>>27758610
>hint: long AMD
true this

>>27758285
>Nobody is evil in this world

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>>27756531
>When should I tell her /biz?
hold her, tell her that it is fine and that she made a mistake and next time she should listen to the man of the house and never FOMO again.
never tell her the money was fake, just say that you'll be fine without it and lesson was learned.

>>27757538
well he is their daddy

>>27758726

>>27758575
>years of trading
>buys into something that is obviously going to dump

>>27758091
Same reason they're buying $GME.
Because they saw smarter people do it two weeks ago, and they're blindly copying without any understand.

>>27758285
>Nobody in this world is evil

>>27757956
We only have one and yeah sometimes I call him a retard but he's a smart kid.

>>27757609
ultimate chad move would have been to invest that 10 grand in something that made money.

>muh joker poster

>>27758868
Brilliant.

social media needs a KYC.
no way these people are that retarded ...
....right?

>>27758938
he doesn't understand it... gaslight is a real thing

>>27758784
Or intel or nvidia or qualcomn or TSMC or etc.
All semiconductors companies are going to have great times.

>>27758666
when it comes to
a) having high salaries
b)getting in debts regardless
no nation in the world comes close to Americans. I have my theories why, but it's rampant over there

https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_price_rankings?itemId=105

>>27759165
sound advice.

>>27759240
Whats your theory

>>27757123
You can tell her honesty is key.
You will still have leverage as she really felt the mistake.

>>27755318
I put in 800 for 4 shares at 200. Don't actually care about it, knew it was a gamble and treated it as such

>>27759281
TOP KEK
Its real

>>27759240
Our whole economy is built around debt, I laugh whenever I see something advertised on TV worth less than $1000 available for monthly payments

>>27757429
Why do these people believe that gamestop will go back up again? is there an actual reason, or is it just retards not understanding what market cap is or that the stock was pumped?

>>27756531
Don't tell her, just keep the money for yourself and invest it in whatever you want.

>>27758938
yikes they're literally commies.

5 million,....

>>27755509
Dollar loss averaging

>>27758191
Im in the same boat. I was concerned on tuesday when AMC was down like 40% which means I would lose like 200 bucks. Then I looked at losses of others, holy fuck. I felt completely fine after one look at that.
Maybe it wouldnt be so bad if they werent so in denial. At this point its a sickness.

>>27759594
Should have made it six

>>27758938
why are there so many posts like this one so sensationalized and written to be like motivation speeches. holy fuck the delusion

>>27757841
Two weeks. Then to the moon!!!!

Bros I lost $5 on GME I don't think I'll be able to recover..

>>27759318
my theory is that they're.. tricked by the constant and agressive manipulative marketing (by the banks and likes) that debt is perfectly ok and even natural. You actually want debt, because it improves your credit score, goy. And forget about that debit card, use credit card, goy. Just pure marketing. Somewhat related - when you watch Superbowl soon - the amount of marketing in that event would make most other nations turn off the tv, no matter what they were watching.
>>27759411
basically this, yes

>>27756531
If you ever tell her it will just be about how you LIED, not how you would of lost real money. Never tell her. And never hold it over her. It will just be something that she will live with in the back of her mind.

they wanted to send a message to wallstreet and now succeeded in making people hate them more than wall street

Who the fuck throws tens of thousands at a joke

my favorite, never fails for a good laugh

kek It's below 50 now.

>WSB went from a bunch of atleast somewhat knowledgable guys to DUDE HOLD THE LINE GME posting

This Reddit will never recover.
It will remain forever a graveyard for all the retards who failed to sell or who bought in at 300+ like retards

>>27756053

This one is great because apparently they've never heard of card counting.

Casinos made up new rules on the fly and stole back money anywhere they possibly could.

>>27759506
im such a retard for buying in.

>>27759506
Jesus Christ, it really is a cult.

>>27759506
i am pretty sure that this is shitposting from /biz/ refugees. and non of these idiots have any significant amount of GME.

>>27759856
Might be right, I had a similar realization and avoid credit cards even now and anything that could cause debt, as a poorfag, debt is the last thing I want. So debit card and checking account only.

The poor are easily manipulated into credit card/etc situations that look appealing but have super high interest rates, you easily fall into debt and the amount of them on offer are everywhere so temptation is high.

>>27755509
Fucking hell

>>27759986

>>27755509
I had 1 stock at 300 for a punt
>Held down to 90 since I didn't care that much about the money and thought somthing could still pop
>sold once I saw all these herbalife tier posts
It's p sad for a lot of these people really. Clearly in over their heads and losing a lot

>>27757017
Only thing going to the moon is my sides.
Good b8, I'll bite

>>27757304
I mean, they would be right in theory if the system were honest because the company is going to continue to be shorted and those shorts will have to be returned at some point. If they can manage to buy most/all of the floating stock. The problem is that hedge funds are now just creating stock out of thin air. There's likely 10-20m more GME in existence than there should be. Until the system if fixed though, we'll continue to see shit like this happen.

>>27755607
This guy is so based

>>27756808
People that went in at 400 when they should've known it was too late and they missed their chance.
People who didn't sell were just hoping to get more, greedy bastard, but they aren't that retarded unless they kept holding when the whole thing starting going down. I wouldve sold while I still had profit or couldve at least break even.

>>27758938
They don't hate the 1%, they hate that they aren't the 1%.

>>27755318

Here's my recommended soundtrack for the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>27759506
Seeing that was the first time I realized I was looking a cult

>>27759736
It's for muh diamonds & platinums

>>27757429
Am I the only one that smells a colossal JQpilling on the horizon underlying all of these? The sentiment is already there, just look at it, holy shit

>>27760284
kek

>>27760014
Because all the people atleast somewhat smart, or somewhat careful or somewhat good at investing left the ride days ago, with profits. What is left is morons who have no idea what's happening or how stocks work or who's to blame for them being in this situation.

>>27758091
I think because the people who shilled this originally like DeepFuckingValue said that so they wouldn't be taken to court for giving terrible advice.
Now these people just copy paste that, the funny thing is, they are the victims of those who would say "not financial advice btw!!" first.

>>27755363
>everyone here would become a millionaire
does he knows what happens when everyone starts to sell their shares?

i like how all the dreams i had last night were about GME mooning and then it was 80$ when i checked my phone first thing, i cant even be mad kek

>>27757330
It's literally just a word, calm down bro
Also a lot of people say partner because they're not married but more serious than a random gf

>>27757304
>Negative Nancies
LMAO, if anything, the people holding are the Negative Nancies with their red.

>>27760516
>putting a million into a joke
what the fuck is wrong with these people? if i had a million i wouldnt be fucking with anything that is not an index fund.

>>27758726
I would beat my wife if she lied to me and held. but that would never happen because she doesnt touch the savings.

>>27760642
The share price goes up of course because the market is always fair and even

>>27760596
I like that redditor, post looks like something I would write word for word tbqfh.

>>27757254
All those fucking rewards. My god reddit is a shithole.

>>27757987
His name from german is translated basically as "party pooper"

>>27760753
jesus they really think its because people sold, they really think they hold a majority in a company worth billions...

i dont understand these people, why would you ever put serious money into a meme?
and if you do and you have MASSIVE gains like some of these people did at some point in time, WHY DONT YOU AT LEAST CASH OUT YOUR PRINCIPAL AGAIN?

if you then try to go to the moon and everything falls apart you only lost some potential gains
but to lose actual real significant money over some reddit shit, i dont know
maybe humanity was a mistake

>>27755318
A shit ton of reddit sjw leftists were buying up guns last year. This could be the deletion of the left we needed.

>>27761164
i only put stimulus money into it, i would be hurting if it was actual savings, my friend put 4k in his college tuition into this... people are just desperate to live a life without having to work i guess

>>27756531
buy GME on the dip

>>27761142
The retard meme is really cringe

>>27759281
fuck this is too perfect

>>27761164
There were tons of people shilling "Don't set a limit sell because the hedgies can see it and it will fuck up the plan big time!"

>>27756779
It sounds fake, yes. That's why I believe it must be true. From what I know the average redditor pondscum writes like a poet even if it sounds insincere, just to get upvotes

https://youtu.be/3A0nRWbSedU
reddit cope stream is hilarious rn. they are talking about asking marc cuban elon musk and other billionaires for help. one wom*n earlier almost started crying and was very angry

>>27755697
>>27755815
Full on stockholm syndrome

Oof

>>27760014
The fact they are moving the goalpost from "this friday" to "next week" to "2 weeks" and so on and so on, there's definetly gonna be a cult of people on that subreddit talking about holding their GME for YEARS to come now.

>>27760318
One of the few that actually made a profit off this. Good for him to pay for all his schooling and then some.

>>27755318
HODLLLLL

>>27761374
>Don't set a limit sell because the hedgies can see it and it will fuck up the plan big time!"
in a public forum...

>>27760415
Oh god, how much in taxes do you get fucked on just for taking out your 401k early? This is brutal

>>27760445
I can feel both.

>>27760753
the reason i lost is because people on reddit deicded to sell a stock up 4000% and didnt hold it to 0

how long until they go full /biz/ wojack

>>27758938
>>27760445

>>27758726
thats a man

could you imagine being forced to be a wagecuck the rest of your life because you are in life crippling debt from your one weekend of "sticking it to the hedgies!!!" they deserve it but holy shit that's depressing.

>>27761664
long term capital gains tax +10%

>>27757017
Listen to me:

Ignore these people. Diamond hands are called diamond for a reason. If it was easy we wouldn't be here. You only lose if you sell right now so DON'T. The squeeze hasn't remotely begun to be squoze and you close those eyes and you know I'm telling you the truth. You feel that? That's the feeling of us making a fucking difference. The battlefield is littered with those who couldn't survive this. You're a survivor so fucking act like it. Wake up, man up, nut up and shut up soldier. We're in the Endgame now. This is where Ironman had a decision to make - be a bitch or be a fucking hero. This is your time to be the fucking hero. This is your time to take their fucking gauntlet and snap them out of existence. THIS IS WHERE WE STAND TOGETHER. You're definitely not a loser greedy douchebag who ignored every single sign that the stock was tanking. So STAND TALL, STAND PROUD AND STAND UP SOLDIER. YOU ARE REPRESENTING EVERYONE ON WSB

>>27761560
Yikes

>>27757330

jesus do you know how mental you sound

>>27761697

>>27761852

>>27755318
Lol I lost $40k and I’m still holding with no expectations. A loss is a loss. Be a fucking man. I’m glad that Reddit is on suicide watch though so it was all worth it in the end.

funny thing is that 4chan and even biz get flack for disinfo shilling and scams with crypto, but there isn't ONE story in 4cha that made people lose so much fucking money. even if you take all crypto shill together it doesn't get even close, I really hope reddit pays for this in court.

>>27761852
Time to buy back in at 40

>>27756779
When people want to sum up the consequences of a bad choice, they do tend to stick to generic bullet points. Not saying it's definitely real, but I don't see how it's obviously fake either.

>>27758746
Yes.

>>27759165
A little birdie told me Lam Research is a worthwhile investment, even at $500 a share.

unironically thinking of placing a sneaky long for a quick 15%

>>27761945
>Dat fucking APR
Holy shit

>>27761822
Those people would have found another way to doom themselves into wageslavery anyways

>>27761456
bought at $315, sold at $75 to save what was left. Lost about $1200 in total - I just followed the hype train because I wanted to get easy 30-50% gains

I feel sorry for those who lost much more than me, for example fucking (?) $100.000 at GME

If you think the depression is bad now, imagine how it's going to be once most of these fags give up and sell at massive losses... and then the squeeze actually still happens and it rockets up.

The mass rope will be glorious to behold.

>>27755970
I STARTED FIVE YEARS AGO WITH 2K AND TURNED THAT INTO 8K HOOOLLLYYYY SHHHIIITTTT
i started 4 years ago with 3k and turned that into 400k - thank you Sergey

>>27761852
this is unironic shizo, do redditors really believe this?

>>27758443
people are reading Politics and the English Language by George Orwell

>>27758666
actually it probably made them more desperate, there's gonna be a huge wave of competition and unemployment after this has blown over.

>>27756779
>these are fucking fake,
check their history. if there's 3 or more other posts of them talking about their debt it's real.

hell if it's even just one post. many of the new wallstreetbet's people are from twitter (through elon) or msm or the facebook hivemind.

>>27761945
What does that even mean, hedge?

>>27762188
What's left to squeeze? Anyone who shorted has made (and is still making) massive profits.
The only ones overleveraged right now are in the 8 million reddlt normies who jumped down a cliff like sheep.

>>27759344
this, she'll probably let you do anal too.

>>27761374
They don't even know what limits are. They have never done anything with stocks and just threw money at the guaranteed $1k/share moon.

>>27759240
the sociological explanation is that people who are not fortunate enough to be wealthy try to cope by spending to challenge people who have wealth, even if by doing so means getting into debt.

>>27762315
Anon most of those shorts were placed when the stock was like 10 dollars.

Am I a bad person for enjoying this? I knew it was coming, though I did think it would take a little longer than it did.

>>27760483
After GME really started to pump I noticed that every fucking thread would have the exact same comments

>diamond hands
>hold
>didn't read but gonna hold anyways
>i'm just a retarded ape
>this is not financial advice
>i eat crayons
>yadda yadda wife's boyfriend

To me, that was the first indication that something was deeply wrong. It had become an absolute hive-mind filled to the brim with naive faggots making their first investment. Anyone who came in with a conflicting opinion or who advocated for people to lock in their gains would be met with downvotes and bans. Fundamentally, the way that Reddit is structured why this blew up. The interface is centered around popular, positive, opinions that encourages groupthink rather than critical thinking.

>>27759387
>wallstreetbets
can't stand to see it be monetized. the levels of faggotry are outstanding.

why do so many people have such a hard time understanding ownership in America? he didn't start the sub they did, he accepted the position as a mod, but now feels like he should own it because he did some work. fuck these faggots.

>>27762464
And that was the squeeze to $400+. That was the deleveraging.
If you believe there's more magical hedge funds that didn't get margin called at $400 but will let themselves be squeezed at $50, you're no better than them.

>>27762311
>child with down syndrome
>like father like son

hahaha pottery hahahah

>>27762478
no it is the best lesson these people could get and i mean it a lot of them are adults that act like naive childrens

>>27759568
Commie here, I'm insulted to be associated with this lot.

Only Amerifats are deluded enough to think they can lead a revolution by holding fucking shares ransom to a cabal of capitalists.

>>27759594
fucking second mortgage... this is why gambling is illegal.

>sold all my ethereum when I thought it was going to crash
>made fuck all profit because I didn't buy it long before
>fucking ZOOMED up like 30% in one day
>buy it again
>completely fucking flatlined every since

FUCKING christ lads. I'll let you know whenever I buy so you know to sell and when I'm selling so you know when to buy.

>>27760756
yeah except guys on reddit literally do it because of the reason this guy just named. they are idealist retards

>>27758285
KYS
Y
S

>>27759856
if used right leveraging debt is a good way to make money. buy you have to know what you're doing and be smart. you are indeed correct that the average person has no idea what he is doing.

>>27756127
How do I get one

>>27762065
What's your price target, desu?

>>27761953
Why are you so stupid

>>27762161
I feel you anon, lost 1400 out if 3k between GME/AMC/NOK. It was lunch money but I had to stoo the bleeding, I prefer wasting that money on Big Mac's rather than throwing it into the jewish void.

>>27759966
they are so jealous of hedge funds it is sick.
they can't stand that someone has more than them. it's disgusting. but I'm sure they will learn the lesson over time while they spend the rest of their life as a wal-mart greater paying of their retard debt.

>>27759165
seriously I am very bull on Intel as a deep value play it has a quarter p/e ratio to amd it's very cheap if you can get in under 50

>>27762065
>>27759165
What do you guys thing about Allegro Microsystems? Already up ~9% in the past day.

>>27755318
>mentality unfit
>legal gun owner
ppl will attack guns over this

>Reddit think they will FUCKING SHOW the Hedgefunds if they keep sitting on their GME shares worth 20 USD a piece

>>27761963
Reddit's upvote system promoted GME shills that encouraged to keep on holding to the front page at all times. Even today Reddit's top post is GME shilling. These guys are responsible for leading a bunch of normies into financial ruin

>>27759856
>when you watch Superbowl soon - the amount of marketing in that event would make most other nations turn off the tv

>I DON'T LIKE SPORTS BUT I WATCH THE SUPERBOWL FOR THE ADVERTISEMENTS!

>>27758091
kek

>>27758036
she is obviously referencing the horrific conditions at the camps that held "illegals" and how their kids were molested and seperated from them. Reminder both sides are fucking retarded and constantly will try to manipulate you into this or that. Don't be radicalized, the best thing we can do is not give a fuck and get rich and disappear. FUck this gay earth.

>>27759684
underrated post

>>27762889
I don't know, but they're very competent. Just look up their benefits to see how confident they are in their success.

>>27761164
I only put stimulus money into it but definetly going to do this from now on

>>27763223
literally the worst kind of "person"

>>27755318
Honestly, this is not funny. I feel for these people. They are desperate and confused. I pray they will be alright. There's nothing I can do for them and that makes me feel like a sad fag.

>>27759153
>Gets a tattoo of the internet's "flavor of the week" meme
>Laurels
>Ribbon with ghetto cursive on it

Literally why

>>27759413
They believe it will go back up because they think they're in some Marvel movie where they see themselves as the hero getting beaten down by bad guy Wall Street, and it's all about to turn around for them or some shit. They made it personal. It didn't help with people like Elon memeing at them and that fucking Volkswagen squeeze getting constantly posted instilling them with false hope.

Will they still HODL when GME reaches 30 USD tomorrow or will the subreddit just fucking explode.
When do we reach the point where everything breaks and people go apeshit?

There are some retards on this board too, don't pretend it's all reddit.

>>27759153
> identity has now been built around a meme

>>27762672
plebitors are *independent thinkers* but by being commie you are not much better its all honestly the same shit if you are not to deep in the rabbit hole you better walk away from it

>>27758285
Fucking naive dimwit. Plenty of people are perfectly fine doing evil.

>>27757078
worst part is they don't even know what fomo or buying the top means

>>27760030
What do you expect from mentally deficient inbreds?

>>27758746
>are they really this retarded?
yes

>>27763275
I heard they were only getting 2 burritos a day, it’s fucking sick what they are doing to those people

>>27756531
tell your dumb bitch wife she gets no say in investing anymore.

>>27762549
>After GME really started to pump I noticed that every fucking thread would have the exact same comments
>
>>diamond hands
>>hold
>>didn't read but gonna hold anyways
>>i'm just a retarded ape
>>this is not financial advice
>>i eat crayons
>>yadda yadda wife's boyfriend

This.

>>27763561
every side is the exact same except.. the only difference is that one side is funnier. At the end of the day they will be manipulated and led to the slaughter to boister whatever agenda needs doing. I'm getting rich off crypto or killing myself. And when im rich im getting off the grid.

>>27763519
They're not retarded, they're normal. Let this be a lesson on how stupid the average person can be. The great depression started because margin was easily available to the average consumer and people were naively buying shitloads of stocks without research. Pump and dumps were rampant. Sounds a lot like today.

>>27758131
aggresive marketing pyramid scheme tier levels

>>27758017
uh, yeah.. musk likely does have billions in cash if his net worth is almost 200 billion. What do you think hes just cash poor? lmfao retard.

>>27756531
You tell her when you want to receive the best fucking sloppy you've ever received. Maybe rub one out beforehand to make it last a bit longer?

>>27761953
Retard

>>27763437
tomorrow most def will be the break point

>>27760392
you mean retarded?

>Made +20k profit with GME
>get to watch Reddit burn itself into the ground

>>27763410
i picture a redditor looking at the price
and making a "hmph" noise from their
favorite anime, and then they say a
one liner to themselves and laugh.
"it ain't over yet" "hmph"

>>27761444
ITS A CONTROLLED SELL OFF. Fuck...

>>27762549
Maybe they should disable all upvote/award system on financial focused subreddits and forums, have it be like 4chan basically, a free market for all posts and threads. To prevent this kind of thing happening again

>>27763748
Most of that is the valuation of Tesla

guys my brokerage is calling me a loser....
How did the GameStop phenomenon happen? Our Chief Investment Officer explains what happened, the changes it shows in the world of investing, and why the losers may not be who you think.
>why the losers may not be who you think.
>the losers may not be who you think.

>>27761852
>that pic
sides 2 da moon

>>27757304
New pasta

>>27763748
a billion in cash...
you are a literal retard.

>>27763404
>ghetto cursive
Kek, its fucking true

>>27763823
its been a nice week

>>27763455
>paper hands
Reddit outsider

>>27757123
tell her and don't listen to biz incels advising you on women

>>27758610
I just sold AMD because the stock seems quite hot and there are so many headwinds (ARM, Intel's new CEO, TSMC shortages, etc)

Who is responsible for the biggest wealth transfer in history from poor people to the rich?

>>27756531
sorry bro but if you tell her she will blame you for not trusting her. She will probably blame you for lying to her and make some big drama where you will be made to look like an asshole. that's just what women do, they will never admit they were wrong.

>shortages will go away
>Intel are still 5 years behind

AMD can only go up now so i actually bought back in.,

>>27760785
this

the funny part is they are giving the money to the guys they very much hate in a matter of some hours/days.

>>27764492
Time for guilt blowjobs

people are starting to get that they lost it all
mass suicide inc?

>>27756531
Never and spend it on something nice

>>27760410
>I wouldve sold while I still had profit or couldve at least break even.
>>27760410
>I wouldve sold while I still had profit or couldve at least break even.
>wouldve
So in other words you did nothing. But in some parallel universe where you have a pair of balls this is what you would have certainly done.

>>27763455
he might be right, leaving aside hedge funds covering their bad plays or not, gamestop has potential, it could become the next steam or amazon with the right management, they have the name, the logistic and with the free publicity, people associate the name with saying fuck you to rich people etc. etc.
when the dust is settled it could jump up to 30k for all we know, especially if they haven't covered their shorts and other hedge funds decide to eliminate the retarded competition.

>>27758285
>Nobody is evil in this world.
Dude, like kumbayah and stuff bro...

What if the whole thing was a setup from the start?

>>27758017
yes. no.
they unironically believe this. i have to explain it to friends and family ever fucking waking day of my life.

>>27764890
Yeah I never bought anything, I didn't trust reddit.

>>27755607
soulja boy is easily my favorite grifter

Bitcoin went from 19k in 217 to 3k in March 2020 and now its almost 40k
dont loose hope GME marines!

>>27764909
pls stop

gamestop is dead all they fucking sell is funko pop and other gear shit.

everything else can just be ordered elsewhere and games just bought online.

crashing this stock with no survivors

>>27762311
>I need to be told what to do
Yeah sounds about right dumb fuck

>push them into buying more of the stock
>push them into holding the stock
>push them into selling while it's down
>make fun of them at all points
Worth absolutely nothing but my free time

>>27755509
>the lower the price the more power we have
wow imagine how powerful reddit will be when it hits $0

>>27756531
lmao stop listening to the incels here, tell her, she prob feels like shit, and you already won.

plebbit legit on suicide watch

>>27764403
>(memeing again)

>>27756533
based ahmed ruining lives

>>27762672
You really should kys, subhuman commie.

>>27758938
>EAT THE RICH
God I wish I was a hedge fund billionaire so I could pay that guy's mom to suck my dick in front of him

I made a killing off GME and sold near peak but damn, dipped my toes back in today with some of the profit at what I thought was the dip. Cut my losses real quick and won't be back.

>>27759966

>gamestop will overtake apple on a technicality!!!

these same people are still absolutely convinced that trump won the election.

>>27764909
I don't think valve will let that happen. Look at the amount of effort it took to turn the epic store somewhat sucessfull.

>>27758285
>Nobody is evil in this world

bought 1 share at $320, bought 1 more share on the way down, average price $232. thought this was a low risk way to make a few hundred dollars and it didn't work. thinking of riding all the way down and diluting to a reasonable price. that or just hold what i have forever. sucks that i didn't make a profit but the amount i'd make from selling isn't worth it

>>27756531
Keep the 10k for yourself, she'll just waste it.

>>27760030
>Casinos made up new rules on the fly and stole back money anywhere they possibly could.
They didn't make them up midgame. That's the difference.

kek
This will be 1929 all over again.

Watch this to the end and you are literally shaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZoilahaTrk
This is the biggest plot twist since 9/11.

>>27765086
what does BTC and gamestop have in common you moron?

>>27763275
>muh both sides
>muh leftists aren't sociopaths
It's fully reaonable to put illegals and invaders under lockdown, nigger.

>>27756531
tell her in a month or two, let her wallow for a little bit. don't be too smug about it though, she'll be grateful you didn't get suckered, and grateful again when you don't make her feel like an idiot.

>>27765328
it will be so depressing people will be migrating to /x en mass