/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27743696
>24
>2000 (student loans)
>made 2x on IDLE and immediately lost it
>non virgin

>20
>125K
>2017 with crypto
>NIO stock
>still a virgin

>20
>-5k
>2019
>When I sold link too early
>Virgin

>>27743696
18
20k
this year
eth
non virgin

>23
> <£5k (extreme poorfag)
>2021. Want to stop being poorfag.
>Made like 40£ on STMX yesterday, was a nice bill payer.
>Not virgin.

I have got 250£ aside for investing, how can I snowball this into bigger investments fast? Help me make it.

>29
>25k debt/60k home equity/2k bank/19k crypto
>2017
>non virgin

>>27743696
>24
>10k(ish)
>2020
>chinese stocks
>lost it (to a chinese girl)

>>27743696
>20
>2500€
>2021
>i made 0.15 euro with prq today
>fucked one girl some years ago

>>27743696
>>your age
31
>>your net worth
$765k
>>the year you got into investing
2005
>>investment that made you the most money
AMZN (bought in 2005)
>>virginity status
I get it in.

>>27743696
>18
>~$13k (i will have to pay ~$30k in four years so technically $-17k)
>last year
>Coomcoin, unironically (because it made me eligible for uniswap airdrop)
>virgin

>>27743696
Early 30s
900k
2010
Link
60+ women, but I’m old and shit

>36
>-26,000$
>2021
>selling car
>kissed two girls in 2007

>>27743696
31
about 70k = 120k in crypto and 50k student debt which is interest free in my country
2016
LINK
non virgin

>20
>-$10k
>this year
>bit, eth, link
>virgin

>>27743696
>21
>8000
>2019
>AAPL
>non virgin

>>27743696
>19
>15 usd
>buttcoin
>virgin

>>27743696
23
About $110k net worth ($20k PM, $60k Crypto, $20k Car, some ammo and guns, a bunch of food and shit, $7k in stonks, about $30k in 401(k) but I don't count that shit nigger
Made my first investment in 2017, didn't make real trades and investments until 2019 or so
Made most money by buying a Bitcoin during the $3k dip in 2019 lmao
I lost my virginity to a big titty goth gf when I was 15

>>27743696
21
30k+-
A week before gme
NOK +18
Gf from 16-18
Pls let AMD become better than NOK

>>27743696
>21
>14k
>december 2020
> BAO
>virgin but had girl naked in my bed and did sexy shit before i realized i needed to take the christpill and not be degenerate

>>27743696
28.
$2500
Last year. I'm still in red
KhV
Yes, you guessed right. I'm a NEET.

>>27744340
oh yea investment that made me the most was statera but sold it all cuz covid fucked my income.

>>27743696
22
20k+
2020
AAVE
have fucked 26 prostitutes

>>27743696
>age
25
>networth
Including my car?
1800$ or so and debt free
including my guns?
closer to 2100$
>year I got into investing,
2016/2015 I think
>Investment that made me the most money
I bought LONZA before Covid, they said they were joining Pfizer to make the coof vaccine, it mooned, I sold.
>virginity status
still a virgin, and don't have any plans to change that.

>>27744705
>Pls let AMD become better than NOK
AHAHAHA nope, NOK master race

>>27743696
>26
>€125k
>2017
>bitcoin
>not virgin

>>27743696
>>your age
27
>>your net worth
$160k
>>the year you got into investing
2017
>>investment that made you the most money
LINK
>>virginity status
bags of sand

nigga
100s of bicycles
always hustlin
drugs
your girl

>22
>600-700$ in crypto, the salary i get from work i blow away on shit i dont need
>2020 q4
>not virgin

>>27743696
>28
>~$70,000
>2019
>DOGE , being a wagie if that counts :(
>been fucked in the ass and sucked dick a lot. Been given a couple bj's too. Never put my dick in ass or vag.

>26
>270K
>2016 with stocks
>DDOG Stock
>Pic related 23 yo GF

>23
>$25k
>2020
>Doge kek
>lost my virginity at 16, fucked 20 girls since and currently have a gf

>23
>110k
>2018, but bought 0.07 BTC in 2015 lel
>Bitcoin, eth, link, PARSIQ and rubic
>non virgin

>>27745071
My nigger, are you lost? This isn't World Star

>>27743696
just turned 26
$3.8M trust fund tied up in stocks I try to never touch or think about
$400k in crypto - only ever put in $15k USD that I had saved from internship money during college.
i made my first and only "real" investment in jan 2017. it was everything i had on ethereum at $11. have gotten into buying shitcoins with that eth subsequently.

>>27743696
>your age
32
>your net worth
Somewhere just north of $800k including house, stoinks, crypto, boomer rocks, etc
>the year you got into investing
2016
>investment that made you the most money
Chainlink
>virginity status
Married, first baby on the way.
Not quite "made it" maybe but gettin there. Life is good bros.

>>27745420
oh, forgot virginity. ive been fucking since i was 14, now currently with a long term gf.

i am writing these things to remind myself how much i have to be thankful for - sometimes my outlook isnt great.

>>27743696
>22
>80K
>Last month
>100x of SHIB, but in terms of money, RBC
>virgin

>your age
32
>your net worth
$2000
>the year you got into investing
Never
>investment that made you the most money
Filling out the “I don’t pay taxes” form for the COVID relief check
>virginity status
Yes.

>>27743696
>26
>about 200k if you include my retirement savings
>mid 2020 for the GME meme but didnt hold and sold at 19 in September ish
>PLTR, bought at 14 and sold at 33 in the middle of buttfuck nowhere in -30 weather for 2 weeks with 1 bar of data
>married with a son but I'm in the army so for all I know hes uncle jodi's kid

>18
>3k-ish
>16? I don't remember
>Longing BTC on 10x through December 2020 till Jan 2021
>Virgin

>40+
>M
>last century...
>bonds
>have offspring allready

>>27743696
>22
>$11k leafbux
>2019
>$AMD
>kissed virgin

>>27743696
28
not including my car ~30k
2018, but only put a little in. 2020 i played with it more
i made around 10k that i used to buy my car and saved more
not a virgin, i get to fuck my Japanese Wife

>>27743696
>26
>60k (AUD)
>2017 but bought doge in 2013
>Axion, 2k to 67k but muh diamond hands kept til 25k
>father of one

>>27743696
>23
>$5k if we count student loans
>Linkies
>Engaged, lost virginity at 16 but I wish i kept it until marriage

21
$2k
2021.
Missed $7k on $GME due to greed & r*ddit fuckery. Made -150$
Have loving gf
Where to dump my 2k?

>>27743696
>>18
>>5000$
>>2018
>>100$ from 200 share i bought 2 months ago
>>Full on virg, but I don't really want a gf.

>>27745648
>16
I was 16yo, so that'd be 2018

>24
>Like £20k liquid, £20k in house
>This year
>Not much so far, only in index funds
>Virgin

Everybody is a broke election tourist. Figures.
23
65k USD
2015
Stay mad niggers I won’t tell.

>>27743696
>25
>100k
>2014
>boomer stocks
>not a virgin but hate my gf

>19
>5k $CAD (1k if you count my student debts)
>Just started investing for fun when I fell for the dogecoin meme and tried to make my money back (Newfag)
>I'm down like 40$ I haven't really made money but if reef moons I will make a significant amount of money
>Not a virgin

>34
>$120k or so
>Started invested March 2020 when Dow tanked to 19,000 points, I put $60k savings in Robinhood throughout March-July and its been steadily going up. Will invest ~20k per year going forward.
>Best investments are the Airline, Cruiselines, MGM/casinos, oil/gas, Exxon, Dave and Busters, etc. Basically I bought everything that was hurt the most by Covid panic.

Now that Biden is Pres, I have been buying elusively China/Asia. (Tencent, BABA, TSM, JD)

>>27743696
>31
>$37k cash + $8k stocks + $20k IRA/401k - $6k car loan - $400/mo student loans for the next 18 years
>2 years ago
>UNI airdrop $1200 for doing nothing, GME turned $500 into $1500 in 3 days
>non virgin

>>27743696
22
115k in crypto
Buying cardano at 3c
Non virgin but performance anxiety keeping me from having sex

>>27745383

>>27743696
>20
>0 probably
>never
>?
>I think asking for v card is making me sound like a subhuman when I have been in a teen relationship and have kissed a couple of fembots

>>27744239
Get a job

>>27743696
25
$50k
2020
ETH
KHV

>23
>70k after taxes if I sold my links (5k bag)
>2018
>LINK
>lost virginity to a chinese grill

>21
>-
>2021
>-
>turbo chad

>23
>10k
>2020
>amc lol
>non virgin

>>27747245
I have a job, but its closed because of COVID. So i just get my furlough pay.

>27
>70k -15k student loans
>Started investing 2019
>Made like 20k on crypto from 8k
>pulled out 40 eth on jan 1st to start day trading. Currently down 15%. But ethereum has since doubled in price :)
>no

>>27743696
>24
>$10,000
>2017
>LINK
>Sex haver

>>27743696
>Post:
yes
>>your age
44
>>your net worth
unrealized probably 780 million usd
Less than 2k usd "realized"
>>the year you got into investing
"Investing" per se I haven't done so. Most of the shit i try to pull is rank speculation
>>investment that made you the most money
Chainlink so far
>>virginity status
11 girls have had my dick inside them
none that i didn't pay for
>We are all anonymous here. No need to lie.
uh huh

>>27743696
>25
>50k
>2019
>TSLA right after stock split
>not virgin

32
$25k
32
Have slept with many girl, mostly Asian
I only care about money because I want to cum inside of more Asian girls

26
10k
Moderna
had sex with my best friend (male) when we were drunk like 10 years ago. We don't talk anymore.

>>27743696
27
around 20k
Last friday
16 cents with plug power
non-virign

24
£30k including pension
2017
ETH, bought when it was £480 here and there. Only bought 2 though and traded 0.4 of that away into shitcoins which haven't done so well.
Lay count 11

>>27743696
>21
>about 30k, most of it cash
>2019
>10x gains on BAO, 5x gains on snapchat
>non virgin

>>27744425
>i get it in
ok virgin

>34
>155k
>2014
>boomer indexed mutual funds. only took the plunge into crypto this year
>not a virgin

34
Roughly 100k
2017
Silver and gold
Gf +2 kids

>>27743696
>27
>15K
>2020
>BTC
>lost at 19

>>27743696
>25
>$50K
>2016
>Canadian weed boom
>not lying when I say ive fucked over 30 thots raw

I trade basic supply and demand in fx though kek

>>27743696
>25
>90k (thank you crypto)
>2019
>LINK
>Non virgin, only once (I hate my life)

>>27743696
>22
>2-5M
>parents been investing my money since I was born
>idk whatever made the generic stocks increase the most
>virgin, been in a romantic relationship though

>>27743696
>24
>20k
>2020
>flipped XLM for 2.2k in ~24 hours
Not virgin but haven’t had sex in almost 6 years

>26
>-5k
>Literally 2021, been interested in crypto from a technical standpoint since bitcoin
>None, but I'm betting quitting drugs was a good one
>Lost

I’m 35 and about to be evicted. I bought 10 in Doge in hopes of it going to 1 dollar. Cashapp is deryknc.

>>27745596
based

>>27749446
damn hell of a dry spell
I’ve been dry almost 3 years

>>27749589
Yeah I’m not bad looking it’s just women can tell I want to kill myself as soon as they look me in the eyes

>>27743696
31, 80k, 2015, TQQQ, haven't had sex since I started investing

>>27749510
Aw poor guy, I'll definitely not be sending you any money. Now suffer.

28
150k+ (would be a lot more but covid fuckd my business in the ass)
my dad helped me buy 1 share of disney stock when i was a kid
Business did me well. though i had a hell of a run with TSMC this year.
Been with enough women to know 99 percent of them are a waste of time

>>27743696
>18
>30,000
>2020
>UNI airdrop kek
>handholdless

>24
>15k
>2020 (been interested for years though)
>doubled my XRP profit in November
>Non virgin

37
Around £150k, mostly the house.
2017
LINK
Not Virgin, 2 kids

>29
>150k
>Never
>Investing 29 years into grandma so I got the inheritence
>Non-virgin, no sex for ten years

>>27743696
23
-35k
2016 or so with crypto
>Eth, about 15k
>Not a virgin

>21
>30k
>2017 for a few months, then came back in 2020
>Shorting XRP after SEC Lawsuit news
>Virgin, but been in romantic relationship:(

29
460k
2017
Stacking ETH at $85
Non virgin

>>27745269
BLUE BOARD REEEE!

>>27743696

>26
>£60k
>2019
>BTC and Alibaba
>Non-virgin

Though last time I had sex was in Summer 2020, my life sucks wfh and barely seeing the sun, aiming to get a mortgage this year so I don't have to leach on my parents anymore

>>27743696
23
$250k
2020
Avax
Non virgin

>20
>1k
>shiba, $200
virgin

>>27743696
>27
>Still in college. i make around €3.6k a year with side jobs
>invested in crypto January 2021
>invested €600 and already x2 in a month. now €1200.
>mfw i made more money investing then working at my side job.
>in a happy relationship for 6 years now.

Bro's am i gonna make it? i feel like a total failure at this age.

>>27743696
>24
>$8k (Poland)
>2020
>$PINS, XRP futures
>Fucks

Kys reddit nigger faggot

>32
>290k
>2017
>BTC
>Nonvirgin

Had zero net worth until I paid off my student loans at 27. College was a waste.

>>27743696
>29
>200k
>Nintendo

>>27743696
>22
>51K
>2019
>ETH/LINK
>Virgin

>>27743696
>31
>4500USD
>2019
>Bitcoin, no leverage (Sold at 11300 FUCKING SHIT)
>Virgin until married (Cathbros will understand)

>>27743696
>31
>90k
>2013
>eth
>non virgin

>>27743696
>25
>100k
>2017
>RSR, 7k Profit
>non-virgin

>>27743696
>24
>$60k
>2016 (did none from late 2016 to late 2020)
>BTC
>bdsm degenerate

Paid off all my loans within 6 months of graduating, could have dumped it into BTC instead and made 40k, now they might actually be cancelling them. I'm seething.

>>27743696
22
6k liquid/~5k other
2021
I made -$433.05 on GME
virgin (2 chances but not before marriage :)))

>your age
18
>your net worth
6k
>the year you got into investing
oct 2020
>investment that made you the most money
btc
>virginity status
virgin

>>27753459
Stay virgin until marriage anon don't fall for the roastie bamboozle

>>27743696
>30
>€15k
>lost 1500 on gme
>virgin living with mom

>>27743696
>30
>730k
>2 weeks ago
>GME
>virgin

when the squeeze happens i should have 750k. my realized as some call them gains, are in the negative right now obviously, as i bought in at 70. however losses arent real until you make them real and sell out.

once the squeeze happens i will cash out 50% at 1000$, 25% at 750$, 12.5% at 1000 with a trailing stop, and 12.5% with no stop loss

while its squeezing my first cashout will be to buy bonds and i will invest them into gamespot and sell the premium and then use this money to short the stock once it begins to dip below 1000

if my plan succeds i will be anywhere between 750k and 25 million

i will then reinvest this immediately to

>23
>$200
>2020
Made $150 on btc last month
Had sex in hs but never came because my phimosis dick was in severe pain. Dont worry I've recovered anons.

24

$75k in cash, stocks and crypto. Have another $40k tied up in a biotech startup I joined early on, probably worth more by the time we go public

2016

AMD, had since 2015.

>>27743696

32 years old
~7k €
2017
ChainLINK
father of one, married to my beloved tradwife

>>27753948
I hope you're joking anon
Everyone thinks exactly like you so what do you think when this thing hits 150, let alone 200 IF that ever happens? Everyone will sell and drive the price down again, poor redditors but well, aren't they like "Captain America" and shit? To each his own

>>27743696
>25
>32,000
>DOGE
>40+ women from many different nations.

>>27748081
Did you really mean to say $780M?

>27
>500k
>2017
>Crypto
>Still virgin

>26 (almost 27)
>65k
>2018, on and off
>Ethereum (made more shorting SPY but got wiped out by jpow)
>virgin (but I’ve had my dick sucked)

It’s going pretty bad right now.

29
35k 401k
5k think or swim
2k cash
7k credit card debt

>>27743696
>18
>somewhere around 2k
>last december
>silver i guess, i made $20 on AMC too
>not

>27
>5K
>2021
>GME
>not a virgin
Since I work from home and my family budget leaves us with around 500 in excess each month, I wanted to have that money DO something instead of just sit around. Just recently invested in VGAC since 23andMe went public on through them. Figured it might make for a good pump and dump but I'm new so we'll see what happens.

>>27753948
>when the squeeze happens
thanks I needed a good laugh anon

>>27752000
If you’re in a happy relationship and feel like a total failure you should kill her and then yourself

>>27743696
>21
>£13k
>2020
>GME
>virgin

>>27754026
Oh also not virgin, long term gf

>29
>800k
>2017
>LINK
>non-virgin

>22
>$600
>the DOGE pnd a few days ago
>Not a virgin

>>27743696
>19
>20k
>2020
>GME kek
>Does a bj count?

>>27743696
>18
>230K
>2020 defi bullrun
>Virgin

Any advice?

>>27754595
that seems like a bad cure for low self esteem

>>27743696
>21
>~75k
>2017
>Link @ .13 cents, bought 2.1k
>have had sex with 4 girls, dont like to sleep around a lot

i feel like im not going to make it bros. i need another link moonshot if im ever going to escape the rat race

>>27744425
You started investing accounts when you were 15?

>>27743696
27 year old virgin with $410k in LINK, $~100k in stocks. Got into investing back in high school buying boomer stocks for my IRA. I'm glad /biz/ showed me the error in my ways all those years ago.
The worst part is that women think I have a normal sex life lol. I just never pursue relationships.

>>27754720
>Any advice?
Yeah, give me advice. Trust me it works.

>>27743696
>28
>call it 100k
>2016
>Smith & Wesson calls I bought after a DNC debate in 2019
>wizard

>>27743696
>23
>20k
>2020
>AAVE
>virgin

>your age
23
>your net worth
15,000 CAD
>the year you got into investing
N/A
>investment that made you the most money
N/A
>virginity status
KHV

I hate everything.

>26
>$0
>2019 playing with RH after seeing co-workers do it
>not a virgin, but every partner has come with shameful acts of sexual trauma

>23
>370K
>2019
>HD
>non-virgin

>>27750600

Based

>your age
19
>your net worth
I have 10k+$ in crypto
>the year you got into investing
2019
>investment that made you the most money
AMPL (kek) allowed me to get 400 UNI
>virginity status
What do you think?

>>27743696
>27
>if I count my cellphone and laptop as something for my net worth probably around 1500 bucks
>BTC in 2017, made 100 bucks
>lost virginity at 20

I fucking hate being a third worlder, can't invest in jack shit because my money is worth fucking pennies on the dollar

>>27743696
>25
>7k
>this year
>eth or doge
>on my way to wizard
Biggest lesson I learned as a poorfag is not to bother with uniswap shitcoins and gasfees if you can only put ~100 into one at a time. Lost a bit to gas that got ate during transactions too.

>>27743696
>34
>930k
>20
>taking 20k out of my retirement and building an ecomm business that makes 850k a year.
> fucked well over 100 women

>27
>over 100k €
>2012
>virgin
Such is life

>>27743696
>26
>19k
>2020
>XRP
>non virgin

>>27755578
>got in 2012 and only worth 100k
Did you just put in 10€ every month? wtf

>20
>4k
>2020
>Rode RCL corona dip to 70
>Non virgin

so many people under 30 with over 100k, did yall inherit or did you wageslave that shit

>>27743696
27
102k
2017
BTC
yes

>26
>90,000円 £12,500
>2020 November
>Nothing substantial
>I'm a Virgin with my dick but my ass that's another story

FUCK YOU IM NOT SELLING !!!!!

>>27755709
I was using funds suggested by the bank, only recently did I realize how heavy the commissions on those are. I invested in cripto 2k saturday and now I have almost 20k, based Shake and Milk for showing me the way. Ill do my best to get back those years I spent paying fees. Also 80k are all liquidity, if I were to count my house or car it would go up I guess but those have their own situation

>>27744588
Jesus christ i feel bad for you

>>27745596
Thank you for making me feel better about my life.

>>27743696
> 24
> 5k
> made $500 USD on ETH
> non-virgin and have a qt gf

>>27743696
>24
>36,000
>got into investing last year
>most money I've made is on the recent BB pump
>not a virgin, nice girlfriend
to even this out I did just lose about 3,000 on GME, I need to learn when to take profits.

>>27743696
>your age
46
>your net worth
1.7M
>the year you got into investing
2017. Too damn late, fucked around my 20s and 30s but catching up now
>investment that made you the most money
LINK, ETH, BTC... and many years of education
>virginity status
Lost count. I'm tall, good looking, fit, professional, and reasonably sophisticated so a lot of women throw sex my way in the hope of nailing down that elusive financially stable provider. Young'uns take note, after 30, women get thirstier than high school boys.

22
10k
Last month
Still a virgin

>>27755878
All you have to do is be a retard and go in heavily on stuff like MCDC:
https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x76d629ebad7fdf703ed5923f41f20c472e8f23e3
Easy 10x if you were in the threads yesterday. Just do that a couple times and boom, you've made it.

>>27743696
>your age
19
>your net worth
$16k
>the year you got into investing
August 2020
>investment that made you the most money
DRC, sold the top
>virginity status
Still a virgin but have had a girlfriend, did everything except sex with her. Now I don't really care about women, mostly because of time reasons.

>>27743696
>33
>60k, most of it reserved for a house's down payment
>2021
>LGCY, $200. I've started in crypto with 2k this past month.
>Not a virgin, but barely

22 yo
100k $
2018
Tesla Stock
lost virginity at age 17

>>27745499
Checked and you made it anon

>>27743696
40
700k
2015
BTC and ETH
fucked lots of hoes, now happily married

>>27754282
yeh why?
you are aware that link was once 20 cents right?

>>27743696
21
5k
Jumia
Not a virgin, but just go dumped

>>27743696
>28
>$88k
>started 401k in 2016 and crypto/stocks in 2018
>BTC
>no, currently 5mos preggo

>>27757151
That sounds retarded but I'm interested in the methodology. Is there a good way of tracking how much is being bought and sold on dextools?

>>27743696
>20
>10K
>2018
>NOK Leap swing trading +2K over a month
>Virgin :(

>>27758828
Congrats

>>27754685
Almost me
>28

Sergey, Johnny, please cook that steak medium rare.

>>27743696
>29
>305k
>2015
>Made 40k last month on etc & btc.
>my # is 16

>24
>~$15k
>made a bunch in crypto betting on Trump
>lost a bunch in crypto betting on Trump
feels bad bros, I hate the kikes so much, I have an interview as a warehouse wagie tomorrow

>>27760975
oh yea, and virgin, kissed 3 girls tho

>>27744715
Are you me?

$CLF
02/04/2021
>"New orders for manufactured goods in December, up eight consecutive months, increased $5.2 billion or 1.1 percent to $493.5 billion, the U.S. Census Bureau reported today."

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/prel/pdf/s-i-o.pdf

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$CLF
02/04/2021
>"US trade court dismisses challenge to Section 232 steel tariff"

https://agmetalminer.com/2021/02/04/this-morning-in-metals-us-trade-court-dismisses-challenge-to-section-232-steel-tariff/

>26
>$110,000 probably?
>2016 i think?
>AMD literally the only stocks ever bought and sold until getting memed into buying NOK recently. bought for 2.20, sold for 10, made a couple thousand but still regret not holding it
>not virgin, but its been a literal decade since i've had some, so may as well be

>19
>200k
>2020
>GME
>had sex with a girl i didnt love

>>27743696
>25
>10k
>5 months ago
>Uniswap airdrop
>lost at age 15

> 29
> 573k as of market close
> 2013
> $VOO lmao
> aspiring Wizard

>>27743696
>30
>$40M
>2013
>LINK. Bought 600 ETH worth of it during the pre-sale.
>still a virgin
You win some, you lose some, I guess.

>>27743696
30s
pic
10 years ago but sold all for college 3years ago
pic
laid

23
10k ira/15k tsp/ 15k shitcoins/ 3k cash
2018
4mm BAO at .00023
Virgin and committed to my waifu

>>27743696
>>your age
38
>>your net worth
about -10k
>>the year you got into investing
2021
>>investment that made you the most money
GME. Put almost my entire $600 stimulus in at $60, cashed out at $317
>>virginity status
lost it 20+ years ago

>>27754786
Parents were super supportive of me being interested into investing at a young age so they let me use their credentials.

>>27743696
>20
>37k
>2012
>AAVE
>not a virgin

>>27743696
age
>30
NW
>40k USD all things considered
year i go into investing
>2021 literally right b4 the gamestop shit started
highest return investment
>the AAVE I bought literally last night,
virginity
>chad, only got into investing because i got my bm PREGNANT AND WE ARE KEEPING IT and i need to provide a future for this child

>>27754720
have sex

>>27761440
are you a pro trader or just really lucky?

>>27761843
He already answered that in his post

>>27761843
I'm no institutional trader or anything, if that's what you mean with "pro trader", but I'd like to think I'm good at it rather than it all being luck.

>>27743696
>>your age
32

>>your net worth
200k

>>the year you got into investing
2016

>>investment that made you the most money
CIBC (canadian bank)
(only just getting into crypto in the last few weeks)

>>virginity status
I dropped that when I was 19

>23
>15k
>a few months ago, end of 2020
>tie between RBC and BAO kek
>still a virgin

Things aren't going too great

>>27743696
>your age
27
>your net worth
10k euros
>the year you got into investing
2019
>investment that made you the most money
Tesla
>virginity status
Fuck different good looking girls every week. The only thing in life I got going for me. Pretty poor, lazy and dumb 113 IQ or something. I'm just no career person.

>your age
25
>your net worth
$80k
>the year you got into investing
2017
>investment that made you the most money
$Link
>virginity status
Probably fucked ur Waifu

>>27744425
Nice.

Lot of young people in this thread. As long as you keep increasing net worth year over year, you'll make it.

>800k
>32

>>27743696

>44,
>$655k
>25 when i got a Roth IRA
>Made $200k on resale of a first condo
>lost at 17
>why would i lie?

>31
>$200K
>Last October
>ETH so far, got in at $600
>Married for 8 years

20
60K
2019
Swinging XRP
Turbo Virgin not interested in females until I own some realestate outright.

>>27743696
>30
>300k all in cypto
>link
>non virgin but my girl left me
it hurts frens

>>27743696
18
4000
sold pltr the day before their demo. could have made more but still made a decent amount
virgin

>>27743696
>>22
>>8K
>>2018
>>BTC
>>Had sex one time

>>27743696
>20 (About to be 21 in a few days)
>11k (Lost 2k from AMC recently but I'm still hodling)
>End of December 2020
>Investments into XLM when it was still 0.14. Got like a $400 profit.
>Not a virgin (I wish I was because I lost it to a girl that was way below my bar).

>>27761440
>>$40M
>>still a virgin
Holy shit dude. Holy fucking shit.
You are 30 years old, have a 8 figure net worth and are still a virgin.
Are you not interested in sex?

>23
>5k
>December 2020
>haven't cashed out but BAO an SHIB
>non but its been years, lost my austin powers mojo

>>27763143
bitches are temporary but crypto is forever. you'll push through it anon.

>22
>35k
>2020
>Rubic, cashed out two weeks ago though so missed out
>Not a virgin but in a drought

>>27763054
holy shit are you me!? just turned 21 currently have 90K in crypto. i have swung xrp so fucking hard recently and made literally triple my annual income for my wagie job and i am now looking to buy a house and also possibly buy a woman

>>27743696
>30
>80k
>2019
>Injective
>non virgin

INJ gave me so much money when they start the testnet of the derivatives exchange. Now I am waiting for mainnet that includes some tokenized stocks like AMZN, TWTR, and GME

>your age
29
>your net worth
~20k (lol)
>the year you got into investing
2020
>investment that made you the most money
ETH and $NAKD, ~$1200
>virginity status
sex haver

>>27763990
>you'll push through it anon
thanks for the kind words fren

>>27761078
damn I didn't think anyone else would also have a similar story lmao. Being a poorfag sucks I know we're gonna make it fren

>>27763839
I am, but I have a crippling social anxiety that had me in complete hikki NEET mode for most of my 20s, living with my parents and never left the house. I moved away from everything and everyone two years ago, so that I could go outside without running into acquaintances, and I've improved a lot since. Once I get the 'rona vaccine I plan to travel the world in an attempt to force myself out of my comfort zone and hopefully fix my anxiety issues, and I guess try to get laid in the process.

>>27743696
21
1.3M
2013
Bitcoin
Lost it to a prostitute

>26
>about 150k
>2018
>Chainlink, but it’s unrealized right now.
>not a virgin, although the last time I had sex was when I was 20 before I broke up with my gf and haven’t had female contact since

>30
>poorfag
>this year
>GRT
>non virgin

>18
>10k
>a year or two ago
>BTC
>got blown a few times

>>27743696
>your age
27
>your net worth
50k
>the year you got into investing
2019
>investment that made you the most money
Exeedme (XED) - that shit gave me 25x and i am waiting for bigger pump cuz it is the strongest altcoin in eSports space. it also combines DeFi and NFT
>virginity status
pussy hunter

>>27743696
>34
>millionaire
>2017
>Link
>wizard...

Someone please create a board to teach me how to live my life properly...

>>27743696
>18
>abt $17k (24k assets/7k debts)
>2020
>VTI index fund
>not a virgin lost it at 16

>>27743696
>67
>€3.7M
>1987
>TSLA

>33
>$110k
>March of last year
>Haven't really had any big winners - maybe WKHS
>not a virgin but don't get laid

>20
>15k
>2020
>BTC
>Non-virgin (had sex once)

>>27743696
>21
>60k usd
>2020
>btc, link, algo efferium, doge
>not a virgin but am working on regaining fearsome wizard powers...

18
400?
2018, quit, 2021 attempt 2
have exclusively lost money
virgin. held someones hand. my only point of sexual pride is passing up on a sure chance with a broken girl

>>27765078
reading countless "i wasted my 20s" posts has given me some similar plans, godspeed

>>27743696
>34
>100k
>2019
>unironically bitcoin
>non virgin lost it at 26 kek thought it would never happen

>>27748580
roastie

>>27743696
> 23
> 170k
> 2020
> Slept with 3 girls but last time was 2018

>>27763990
>bitches are temporary but crypto is forever.
unless you get married anon.

>>27743696
>21
Net worth is a shit estimate, but
>300k
>2018 is when I read Rich Sneed Poor Speed
>fantom. Holding till I make 100M.
>virgin by choice, I've lost several gf's because I won't sleep with them
It's hard being virtuous bros

>>27743696
>22
>3k (Was 5.5k before meme stock shit, still holding).
>2020
>ASO made me over 1k this year but the meme stocks took it away and then some
>Virgin, kissless. I'm actually attractive, fit, and muscular but I have always been extremely introverted and don't like most women.

>>27743696
> 23
> 170K
> 2020
> XSN
> Non-virgin

31
1.3m
2015
No

>>27745508
As long as you appreciate your life, nothing to be upset/embarrassed about. YGMI fren :)

>>27743696
>24
>200k
>2 years ago
>GME sold at the peak
>KHV fucking hell

>>27743696
>28
>150k in crypto, 60k in debt with student loans and shit, 90k
>2017, but skipped out on 2018-2019 and most of 2020
>unironically RUBIC
>Kissless Virgin

30
300k
2019
crypto
yes

>>27743696
>18
>17k
>UNI airdrop swapped to ETH, still holding
>non-virgin
ex-gf cheated and dumped me for some guy who drives an old ass Mercedes. I could buy 3 with my current net worth with the money I made “spending too much time on 4chan.” Fuck that bitch, she was a good fuck tho

>25
>80k personal (5M trust fund I don't have access till 30)
>2012 first trade, but 2016 I actually started to take it seriously
>TSLA & AMD literally make up half of my personal net worth since I invested heavily on 2016 after an acid trip

>>27767284
>(5M trust fund I don't have access till 30)
fuck what a safety net, very fortunate anon

>>27743696
>28
>$450k
>2016
>in the end, BTC
>khhv

The older and richer I get, the more I realize that the only important thing is my relationship with God, and the extent to which I live according to His will. And cute lolis.

>25
>~180k - 20k student loans
>2017
>I've made hardly anything from investing t. ETFcel. My NDQ holdings have increased by about 20k since 2017
>not virgin, only escorts though

>22
>Currently 2.2k
>2017
>I 5x'd my stack, all in SXP, nearly had 1BTC
>Not virgin

>35
>Around 20k
>Made 5k on bitcoin 2016/17
>Have waved my dick at Craigslist/other personals with mild success since 19

I always miss the moonshots and my investments don't always go well. Guess it's the day job for me

>>27767284
>Not a virgin and currently on a relationship. I'm very quiet about my wealth, she thinks I'm living paycheck to paycheck since I'm really frugal.

Less virgins in here than I would have guessed.

>>27767453
Yeah, honestly my grandad (rip) was a godsend. Since my dad and his brother are wealthy he decided to inherit his nephews directly.

>>27767866
If I was your dad or uncle I'd be pissed off.

16
1.5m
2017
Bitcoin
I jerk off twice a day to keep mind fresh

>Your Age
30
>Your Net Worth
~$175k, I definitely feel like I am behind here. But I also dont have any debt.
>Year you got into investing
2014
>Investments that made you the most money
FTEC
>Virginity status
I think my number is 31 right now

>>27767950
Eh, I don't think they care that much since this was mainly the sale of his estate and the family business was divided between them whilst he was still living. Both of them don't really need it, but 5M is 5M so I don't know if they resent all 5 of us nephews.

>>27743696
>25
>£30k
>Traded the 2017 Summer Bull Run, missed out of the madness of the 2018 Winter. Back in on ETH in March 2020
> Unironically some shitcoin called $BONK, helped me pay for my apartment furnishing
> Non-virgin, gigachad at uni

>24
> -$2300 (fuck college)
>2019
>Forgetting I had 400 UNI
>Married

>>27743696
>27
>-15k (25~k total assets, 40k debt from student loans and car)
>2018
>S&P500 index fund
>virgin
I wish I'd paid more attention to crypto. I got in early because of /g/ but then I wasted it all on dumb shit when people were using it for anonymous transactions

> 20
> -10k, massive car loan because I'm retarded
> 2018, lost 1k on penny stocks and didn't come back till December 2019
> Currently made over $100 in APHA
> Not a virgin

>>27743696
>85
>5 mil
>25
>virgin
Why continue

>your age
27, UK

>your net worth
around £45k in cash, but all of that currently going towards a house deposit

>the year you got into investing
been in crypto a long time, started with XRP so mainly a loss. After a while diversified to btc and eth, made some profit there. started putting regular deposits into a managed portfolio just before coronavirus hit.

>investment that made you the most money
put money into managed portfolio just before corona hit, instantly lost £1.9k, by the time I withdrew for deposit was up £1.2k I think. Probably made quicker gains with diversified crypto, but didn't track.

>virginity status
not virgin, pretty normal, didn't really develop normal relationships until 20? but lost virginity at 13, was to a gf, not an uncle or whatever, but wouldn't say i'm proud of that. rushed myself into it cause I thought all my friends had lost theirs which turned out to be lies

>>27767959
nice
lol thats nuts, hope it works out well
seriously great to start out with no debt and fuck you money


32
1.1m
2013
BTC
not a virgin

19
bout 30k
2017
link
no virgin

>30
>-70k
>this year
>hardly made any yet, but the worst "investment" i ever made was 4 years of school and 70 grand of student debt
>non-virgin, married in fact

29
$2.34 million
2010
Unironically kissless virgin

>>27771086
forgot to mention it was bitcoin. All I did was buy and hold kek

>>27743696
>your age
29
>your net worth
1.8m/€
>the year you got into investing
2012
>investment that made you the most money
Bitcoin
>virginity status
Lost it with my cousin at 11 then fucked my 12 years old step sis when I was 14

>>27743696
>25
>55k
>tesla
>ETH
>non virgin
>>27744344
what's ur obsession with china
>>27744537
>60 women
can't hold onto one girl anon?

>>27743696
>21
>£2000
>2019
>AMC
>Fucked 15 asian uni students

>>27743696
>26
>$700k
>2017
>Chainlink
>lost my virginity at 14

>>27743696
>20
>5k
>2021
>dogecoin
>not virgin

>>27743696
>25
>2m
>2014
>BABA & BTC, but I inherited a significant portion of my net worth
>26 women, not including prostitutes

>>27765078
That is awesome
Enjoy the travel man. Spending time in a country where you can’t read and you get a social free pass on speaking “correctly” is surprisingly great for anxiety.

>>27743696
29
2021
Dogecoin
Non virgin

>>27743696
>22
>around 25k
>2020
>rubic
>had premarital sex :(
am I gonna make it niggers?

32
$270k
2017
BAO
Not a virgin

>30
>Like, $500
>2018
>PLTR calls made me $22k (squandered my gains so I'm down to $200 now)
>Yes

>>27743696
>30 this year
>Around 135k
>2017/2018
>2.5k off an ETF
>Straight up wizard