/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27740370
No.

years of joking around on 4chan about it, actually genuinely gave me a BBC fetish

I masturbated to lesbian porn not too long ago.

>>27740370
I didn’t even know what a femboy was before I started lurking /b/...

>>27740370
Forgive me fatman, for I have sinned.

I did not manage to convince people to get on the AAVE moon mission before the recent 140% pump. I will try harder to save as many fellow anon fren's from the slave labour life of wagie sadness and the hellish fires of The Great Reset agenda that threatens the entire world.

I hope any anons reading can be saved by buying AAVE now before it's next moon mission as it makes it way to $1k over the course of this month to rival and potentially surpass MKR.

Praise Kek.

>>27740370
>not "Coinfess"
You had one fucking job.

>>27740944
One could say, you've been... conned.

Seriously though, if you want to make it, buy AAVE. I want to help fellow anons be free of the shackles of slavery so we can all live happy lives.

Forgive me anon for I have sinned.
I posted in an "Ah, another day of working from home doing absolutely nothing" thread, but I actually did finish a few tickets today.

I put my hand inside a horse pussy when I was about 12.

>>27740626
That's disgusting ngl. Also you do realize it is a meme....right?

>>27740370
>literally never seen this meme posted here for years
>I start hanging out here regularly rather than casually
>It starts getting posted every day, sometimes multiple times a day
I don't have anything to confess retard. These threads are gay as fuck. Who sits here and reads "confessions". Is this a data collection scheme by federal agencies? Are you hoping to catch some schizo making an actual confession? There's no point in these threads.

>>27741970
BBC porn is the closest you can get to beastiality without breaking the law. Seriously. Watching a black guy fuck a small white woman is nearly indistinguishable from pony porn. And watching a fat black woman bent over from behind basically looks just like a horse pussy. People don't realize it, but I'm a true degenerate and if you like inter-racial porn you have a latent beastiality fetish.

>>27742806
I think i'd rather watch a fat redneck pork his horse than ever watch bmwf porn. It is SO disgusting. As my wife says: it's like watching scat porn.

>>27742806
Degenerate as you may seem the degeneracy is in your actions. You can still redeem yourself. Just stop jerking off.

i bought chainlink at 2$ and kept buying at 22$

>>27740626

kys

>>27742806
based

i have no fucking idea what i’m doing and every trade i make is pure gambling

>>27743042
you would be surprised how many people of the zoomer generation jerk off to it. My friend was saying that he didn't even realize it was fucked up to jerk it to that shit. They have no guidelines it seems like the recommended on pornhub just siphons them down this path until they are fucking into sissy hypno and suddenly they are a tranny. Get my meaning?

>>27740370
I genuinely bought into the XRP 2K EOY meme and lost $800 in ripple

in my defence I didn't start playing with crypto until november 2020

>>27740370
I'm still hodling $100 of AMC because I refuse to sell at a loss, brought in at $17.86

>>27740370
I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time.

>>27740370
i sold 53,000 DOGE at 0.008 to put it in $AMC at 13.78

>>27743042
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>>27743332
It's not a based thing to say, it's a fact. I am a degenerate that was very into beastiality videos. Recovering. I don't do that shit anymore but BBC porn and fat black woman porn is the closest thing I've ever seen and definitely triggers the same chemical responses in your brain. Interracial porn is a beastiality analogue. It is the primary cause of recidivism for beastiality fetishists, and it's actually a known fact if you talk to other people that are into beastiality. Recovering degenerates know to avoid it completely. It's the "K2-Spice" of the porn industry.

>>27743332
you mean, i became a sissy because of some conspiracy?

>>27744354
No you were always fucked up in the head. The conspiracy is you not roping yourself when you see your shitcoins plummet.

>>27740370

>bought 77 GME at 320
>reddit convinced me I'd be at +50k right now
>currently at -20K


Not sure where to go from here. No one gives me non shill or non meme answers. I'm still going to hold and hope for a miracle. Might just quit my job and go on a drug binge. I have zero motivation to work anymore.

>>27743164
same. im guessing you want to kys like me?

>>27744354
nope youd be a sissy conspiracy or not grow balls